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2012-07-04 10:56:57 PM
Lot was allowed by god to get drunk and fark his daughters, why can't this driver be allowed to drink and drive?
 
2012-07-04 10:57:24 PM
So when he gets out in a couple years and drunk drives again is the Judge going to declare that the Bible is full of shait?
 
2012-07-04 10:57:39 PM
Rann Xerox: mat catastrophe: When is South Carolina going to get its own tag?

Arizona is at the head of the tag line right now.


That's not fair! You haven't even been a state that long! South Carolina's been embarrassing since the colonial days!
 
2012-07-04 10:59:02 PM
mrlewish: So when he gets out in a couple years and drunk drives again is the Judge going to declare that the Bible is full of shait?

No, but it will mean that the Bible turns people to sex change operations (it was a woman).
 
2012-07-04 11:01:11 PM
FTA - While some have expressed some constitutional concerns, Kenneth Gaines, a University of South Carolina professor of law specializing in civil and criminal litigation, told a local publication that such a sentence is acceptable if the defendant consents to it.

"Under normal circumstances, the judge wouldn't have the authority to do that ... You can't just arbitrarily add anything you want to a sentence," said Gaines in an interview with The Herald of Rock Hill.

"But if she consented, it's really not an issue. It's critical that the defendant was in entire agreement with it."



I think that's a crock. It's still the court showing preference to and promoting one religion over all other beliefs or lack thereof.

Can he sentence the defendant to suck his cock, so long as "she was in entire agreement with it?"

Improper is improper, regardless of what the person who is at your mercy "consents" to.

That's the very definition of "abuse of authority," leveraging your power in order to do something that you shouldn't, couldn't, and/or likely wouldn't be able to do otherwise.
 
2012-07-04 11:07:30 PM
technicolor-misfit: FTA - While some have expressed some constitutional concerns, Kenneth Gaines, a University of South Carolina professor of law specializing in civil and criminal litigation, told a local publication that such a sentence is acceptable if the defendant consents to it.

"Under normal circumstances, the judge wouldn't have the authority to do that ... You can't just arbitrarily add anything you want to a sentence," said Gaines in an interview with The Herald of Rock Hill.

"But if she consented, it's really not an issue. It's critical that the defendant was in entire agreement with it."


I think that's a crock. It's still the court showing preference to and promoting one religion over all other beliefs or lack thereof.

Can he sentence the defendant to suck his cock, so long as "she was in entire agreement with it?"

Improper is improper, regardless of what the person who is at your mercy "consents" to.

That's the very definition of "abuse of authority," leveraging your power in order to do something that you shouldn't, couldn't, and/or likely wouldn't be able to do otherwise.


who the fark cares, she was driving drunk (I don't believe her first offense) and injured people
 
2012-07-04 11:07:42 PM
whidbey: Spaz-master: "Under normal circumstances, the judge wouldn't have the authority to do that," Kenneth Gaines, a law professor for the University of South Carolina, told the paper. "But if she consented, it's really not an issue. It's critical that the defendant was in entire agreement with it."

Citation
She was all for it... so yeah...

Nothing in your so called "citation" proves that she was "all for it."

Insecure about your religion much?


\Not at all, but noticing that you would burn books with the worst of them
 
2012-07-04 11:24:08 PM
Spaz-master: whidbey: Spaz-master: "Under normal circumstances, the judge wouldn't have the authority to do that," Kenneth Gaines, a law professor for the University of South Carolina, told the paper. "But if she consented, it's really not an issue. It's critical that the defendant was in entire agreement with it."

Citation
She was all for it... so yeah...

Nothing in your so called "citation" proves that she was "all for it."

Insecure about your religion much?

\Not at all, but noticing that you would burn books with the worst of them


- After Cassandra Belle Tolley "pleaded guilty to driving drunk and crashing into a car, seriously injuring two people," Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles late last month sentenced her to "eight years in jail followed by five years of probation and substance abuse counseling."

- Then, with Tolley's consent, he added this assignment: She "must read the Old Testament book of Job and write a summary."

As New Vision Free Will Baptist Church Rev. Daggett Duncan tells the Herald, "I think (Nettles') faith and his compassion led him to use the book of Job. Job made it through, and he wants her to know she can too."

Tolley's attorney tells the newspaper his client has started working on the assignment. And Kenneth Gaines, a professor of law at the University of South Carolina, says Nettles couldn't have added that task to her sentence unless Tolley "was in entire agreement with it. ... You can't just arbitrarily add anything you want to a sentence."

Link
 
2012-07-04 11:30:41 PM
I will get outraged when the convict is outraged. Until then, I've got better things to worry about.

/And yes, I will be outraged then.
 
2012-07-04 11:43:10 PM
Relatively Obscure: Go fark yourself, your honor.

You mean go home and study Genesis 38, right?
 
2012-07-04 11:47:04 PM
technicolor-misfit: FTA - While some have expressed some constitutional concerns, Kenneth Gaines, a University of South Carolina professor of law specializing in civil and criminal litigation, told a local publication that such a sentence is acceptable if the defendant consents to it.

"Under normal circumstances, the judge wouldn't have the authority to do that ... You can't just arbitrarily add anything you want to a sentence," said Gaines in an interview with The Herald of Rock Hill.

"But if she consented, it's really not an issue. It's critical that the defendant was in entire agreement with it."


I think that's a crock. It's still the court showing preference to and promoting one religion over all other beliefs or lack thereof.

Can he sentence the defendant to suck his cock, so long as "she was in entire agreement with it?"

Improper is improper, regardless of what the person who is at your mercy "consents" to.

That's the very definition of "abuse of authority," leveraging your power in order to do something that you shouldn't, couldn't, and/or likely wouldn't be able to do otherwise.


Derp.

1. Cocks aren't traditionally on the approved reading list in jail.

2. Cocks have nothing to do with drinking too much.

3. You can't write a book report on a cock.

4. This ADDED to her sentence.

If anything you should be outraged he's discriminating against Christians.
 
2012-07-05 12:06:40 AM
rumpelstiltskin: kid_icarus: Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles of Rock Hill has included in his sentencing of Cassandra Tolley the assignment of reading through the Book of Job and then writing a summary on the Old Testament Scripture.

You know, I could almost be okay with this if he'd assigned her to study something like Proverbs or the teachings of Jesus (which for the most part contain a lot of universal, practical wisdom). I'm a little unsure what he expects her to glean from such an obscure old testament book, though, that is essentially a Jewish fable.

Job is a rejection of retributative justice; I'm not sure what the judge means that to imply in the context of an 8 year prison sentence. Maybe he means something like, "I think you're scum. But maybe God disagrees." Which is probably as close to thinking like a Christian as a Baptist is likely to get.


Really? Even when I was still a practicing jew, I always saw Job as a pretty clear demonstration of how dickish/gullible god could be.
 
2012-07-05 12:08:53 AM
friday13: rumpelstiltskin: kid_icarus: Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles of Rock Hill has included in his sentencing of Cassandra Tolley the assignment of reading through the Book of Job and then writing a summary on the Old Testament Scripture.

You know, I could almost be okay with this if he'd assigned her to study something like Proverbs or the teachings of Jesus (which for the most part contain a lot of universal, practical wisdom). I'm a little unsure what he expects her to glean from such an obscure old testament book, though, that is essentially a Jewish fable.

Job is a rejection of retributative justice; I'm not sure what the judge means that to imply in the context of an 8 year prison sentence. Maybe he means something like, "I think you're scum. But maybe God disagrees." Which is probably as close to thinking like a Christian as a Baptist is likely to get.

Really? Even when I was still a practicing jew, I always saw Job as a pretty clear demonstration of how dickish/gullible god could be.


and yet it seems everyone knows about or has read the book of Job and at some point in our life we feel like Job that everything is going against us and we did nothing to deserve it.

hmmm, seems like a brilliant plan on God's part to allow for such a story to take place.
 
2012-07-05 12:13:43 AM
Waldo Pepper: hmmm, seems like a brilliant plan on God's part to allow for such a story to take place.

You're kind of stupid, aren't you.
 
2012-07-05 12:14:30 AM
BRAVO SUBMITTER --> qnsfw
 
2012-07-05 12:17:41 AM
James F. Campbell: Waldo Pepper: hmmm, seems like a brilliant plan on God's part to allow for such a story to take place.

You're kind of stupid, aren't you.


if you can list all the kinds of stupid there are, I will highlights the ones that describe me but rest assured there is nothing stupid about having faith in God and his Word.

I do know that not believing isn't a kind of stupid but it is foolish not to know God.
 
2012-07-05 12:20:11 AM
Waldo Pepper: just curious where is it written that there is to be no religion in our government and so where that is the intent of those who founded this country.

1. The first amendment to the US constitution states that there is not and will never be a state religion of the US. While this doesn't ban religious people from taking office or having religious motivations to advocate certain positions, it does in fact mean that no government institution may explicitly endorse a specific religion or enforce any religion's doctrinal requirements.

There is some debate over whether churches should be allowed to advocate political positions (while maintaining their nonprofit status, etc) or run political candidates, but there is absolutely no debate whatsoever about the government forcing a religion or its practices on someone. They can't, in any way, ever, full stop.

2. If you're looking for the more complicated and nuanced rationale behind the why of the first amendment and the doctrine of separation of church and state, the Federalist and Anti-federalist papers will pretty much lay it all out for you in terms a Kindergardener could follow.

3. If you want legally enforceable background for the rationale between the separation, the Treaty of Tripoli pretty explicitly outlines and demands that no specific religion be allowed to explicitly guide our policy. Bonus: enacted by the founders, so negates all "the US is a christian nation" arguments that stupid people love to make.
 
2012-07-05 12:23:19 AM
The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.
 
2012-07-05 12:27:15 AM
Jim_Callahan: Waldo Pepper: just curious where is it written that there is to be no religion in our government and so where that is the intent of those who founded this country.

1. The first amendment to the US constitution states that there is not and will never be a state religion of the US. While this doesn't ban religious people from taking office or having religious motivations to advocate certain positions, it does in fact mean that no government institution may explicitly endorse a specific religion or enforce any religion's doctrinal requirements.

There is some debate over whether churches should be allowed to advocate political positions (while maintaining their nonprofit status, etc) or run political candidates, but there is absolutely no debate whatsoever about the government forcing a religion or its practices on someone. They can't, in any way, ever, full stop.

2. If you're looking for the more complicated and nuanced rationale behind the why of the first amendment and the doctrine of separation of church and state, the Federalist and Anti-federalist papers will pretty much lay it all out for you in terms a Kindergardener could follow.

3. If you want legally enforceable background for the rationale between the separation, the Treaty of Tripoli pretty explicitly outlines and demands that no specific religion be allowed to explicitly guide our policy. Bonus: enacted by the founders, so negates all "the US is a christian nation" arguments that stupid people love to make.


actually the government can not force it's way into the church or favor one religion over another and at first this only held to the federal gov't and not state gov't. there is nothing about religion not being part of the people (which is the government).

and the Christian religion pretty much guided a whole lot of who we were for the first couple hundred years. DC schools the first two books chosen by jefferson for the kids to learn to read from were a hymnal and the Bible.

the founding fathers never meant for God/Religion to be taken out of our government like it is being forced out today like it is a crime to believe.

the separation was meant so the feds wouldn't be involved in the church not so the churches wouldn't be involved in our government or do not those who have faith not count as being part of the government.
 
2012-07-05 12:37:54 AM
majshark: The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.



None of those facts mean shiat. The judge should keep his religious beliefs out of our farking legal system. I'm curious: What alternative sentence was hanging over the defendant's head if she had decided NOT to consent to reading the Bible as punishment? What if the defendant was Buddhist? Would they be offered the same opportunity?
 
2012-07-05 12:38:18 AM
Waldo Pepper:

actually the government can not force it's way into the church or favor one religion over another and at first this only held to the federal gov't and not state gov't. there is nothing about religion not being part of the people (which is the government).

and the Christian religion pretty much guided a whole lot of who we were for the first couple hundred years. DC schools the first two books chosen by jefferson for the kids to learn to read from were a hymnal and the Bible.

the founding fathers never meant for God/Religion to be taken out of our government like it is being forced out today like it is a crime to believe.

the separation was meant so the feds wouldn't be involved in the church not so the churches wouldn't be involved in our government or do not those who have faith not count as being part of the government.


Would you accept a government that explicitly honored a religion other than your own? For example, would you accept an explicitly Muslim government?

If not, why not?
 
2012-07-05 12:39:25 AM
clambam: Whether you agree or feel the the philosophy has been superceded, the fact remains that my ancestors were worrying about this stuff...

..that you cribbed from the Egyptians and Babylonians.
 
2012-07-05 12:43:47 AM
majshark: The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.


Those are not facts at all.
 
2012-07-05 12:46:15 AM
FloydA: Waldo Pepper:

actually the government can not force it's way into the church or favor one religion over another and at first this only held to the federal gov't and not state gov't. there is nothing about religion not being part of the people (which is the government).

and the Christian religion pretty much guided a whole lot of who we were for the first couple hundred years. DC schools the first two books chosen by jefferson for the kids to learn to read from were a hymnal and the Bible.

the founding fathers never meant for God/Religion to be taken out of our government like it is being forced out today like it is a crime to believe.

the separation was meant so the feds wouldn't be involved in the church not so the churches wouldn't be involved in our government or do not those who have faith not count as being part of the government.

Would you accept a government that explicitly honored a religion other than your own? For example, would you accept an explicitly Muslim government?

If not, why not?


well this is not the case with our country, if I moved to iran I would have to accept it even if they offered freedom of religion I would know most of those folks in power have believe a certain way.

the point is that separation of church/state was not meant to be that the church doesn't get involved with the state , if was meant that the state doesn't try to run the church. Also it left it up to the states how much they wanted to get involved
 
2012-07-05 12:46:48 AM
Waldo Pepper: friday13: rumpelstiltskin: kid_icarus: Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles of Rock Hill has included in his sentencing of Cassandra Tolley the assignment of reading through the Book of Job and then writing a summary on the Old Testament Scripture.

You know, I could almost be okay with this if he'd assigned her to study something like Proverbs or the teachings of Jesus (which for the most part contain a lot of universal, practical wisdom). I'm a little unsure what he expects her to glean from such an obscure old testament book, though, that is essentially a Jewish fable.

Job is a rejection of retributative justice; I'm not sure what the judge means that to imply in the context of an 8 year prison sentence. Maybe he means something like, "I think you're scum. But maybe God disagrees." Which is probably as close to thinking like a Christian as a Baptist is likely to get.

Really? Even when I was still a practicing jew, I always saw Job as a pretty clear demonstration of how dickish/gullible god could be.

and yet it seems everyone knows about or has read the book of Job and at some point in our life we feel like Job that everything is going against us and we did nothing to deserve it.

hmmm, seems like a brilliant plan on God's part to allow for such a story to take place.


Nobody's ever made it to the second half of Job, where Job confronts God and God doesn't answer his question ("Why did you do all this to me, dickhead?")

The book of Job is the best example I know of that the Bible is just a bunch of folk tales stapled together. The first half of Job is the old story of how bad things happen to good people, with the then-current theological explanation. The second half--obviously not written by the same author--is a mystical and poetic account of how God works in mysterious ways, and has NOTHING to do with the first half's bet between Satan and God. In the first part, there is a human-like and involved god, in the second, a distant and unconcerned God is so busy with everything else, man's welfare is just an afterthought.

Proof positive thou shalt not read the Bible for its prose.
 
2012-07-05 12:47:24 AM
Sabyen91: majshark: The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.

Those are not facts at all.


Now wait a second, majshark's comment was not intended to be a factual statement.
 
2012-07-05 12:51:40 AM
AliceBToklasLives: Sabyen91: majshark: The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.

Those are not facts at all.

Now wait a second, majshark's comment was not intended to be a factual statement.


I actually assume sarcasm because using such extreme percentages would just be silly.
 
2012-07-05 12:52:52 AM
Waldo Pepper:

Would you accept a government that explicitly honored a religion other than your own? For example, would you accept an explicitly Muslim government?

If not, why not?

well this is not the case with our country, if I moved to iran I would have to accept it even if they offered freedom of religion I would know most of those folks in power have believe a certain way.

the point is that separation of church/state was not meant to be that the church doesn't get involved with the state , if was meant that the state doesn't try to run the church. Also it left it up to the states how much they wanted to get involved


You really didn't answer my question.

If the US government selected one religion that all citizens were required to pay fealty to, and it was not yours, would you consider that a legitimate thing for the federal government to do?
 
2012-07-05 12:58:11 AM
FloydA: Waldo Pepper:

Would you accept a government that explicitly honored a religion other than your own? For example, would you accept an explicitly Muslim government?

If not, why not?

well this is not the case with our country, if I moved to iran I would have to accept it even if they offered freedom of religion I would know most of those folks in power have believe a certain way.

the point is that separation of church/state was not meant to be that the church doesn't get involved with the state , if was meant that the state doesn't try to run the church. Also it left it up to the states how much they wanted to get involved

You really didn't answer my question.

If the US government selected one religion that all citizens were required to pay fealty to, and it was not yours, would you consider that a legitimate thing for the federal government to do?


well since I'm still waiting for your answer on where does it say that our government is not allowed to have any religion it, i find your question moot.

but I do believe I answered it as I stated our government was not allowed to pick one religion which when founded was almost more denominational based than religion based. but it did permit the states to do so. but it also permitted the schools to teach the 10 commandments, to have Bible studies and prayer. so we have moved quite far away from what our founding fathers permitted in government life.
 
2012-07-05 01:01:50 AM
FloydA: kid_icarus: Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles of Rock Hill has included in his sentencing of Cassandra Tolley the assignment of reading through the Book of Job and then writing a summary on the Old Testament Scripture.

You know, I could almost be okay with this if he'd assigned her to study something like Proverbs or the teachings of Jesus (which for the most part contain a lot of universal, practical wisdom). I'm a little unsure what he expects her to glean from such an obscure old testament book, though, that is essentially a Jewish fable.


I always thought that Job was an elaborate joke, but somewhere along the way, people stopped getting it, and now they think it's "holy" and are afraid to laugh.


Thank you for the Total Fark!
 
2012-07-05 01:21:28 AM
Waldo Pepper:

well since I'm still waiting for your answer on where does it say that our government is not allowed to have any religion it, i find your question moot.



I'll go with "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." Does that work for you? I could discuss the 14th amendment and a couple centuries worth of case law that support the notion that the US is not, never has been, and was explicitly designed not to be a theocracy, but it really does derive from those 16 words.

Nobody (especially not me) is suggesting that religion should be prohibited, so please climb back down off the cross and discuss this as though you were a reasonable adult.

The government is not allowed to favor any one religion over any other. Not even yours. That's what the establishment clause really means.


but I do believe I answered it as I stated our government was not allowed to pick one religion which when founded was almost more denominational based than religion based. but it did permit the states to do so.


Amendment 14, Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

The individual states are prohibited from abridging those rights of citizens that are guaranteed by the Constitution. The various states may not enact or enforce laws that violate the freedoms that are guaranteed by the Constitution. This includes the establishment clause. Your state does not have the right to institute an official state religion any more than the federal government has the right to institute a national religion. The laws are quite explicit here- you cannot use the force of law to require people to observe, practice, or pay fealty to your preferred religion, and they cannot use the force of law to require you to observe, practice, or pay fealty to their religion.

This is a good thing.

I understand that you are convinced that your religion is the only one that is "really true" and all others are wrong. I want to make sure that you are aware that everyone else thinks that their religion is really true, and yours is wrong.

If you want the government to protect you from having to pay homage to their beliefs, you have to understand that they want the same freedom to avoid paying homage to your beliefs.



but it also permitted the schools to teach the 10 commandments, to have Bible studies and prayer.


Those are still permitted. They just are not required. There is a difference.


so we have moved quite far away from what our founding fathers permitted in government life.

You will want to look up the words "permitted," "required," and "prohibited," and think deeply about the subtle, but important differences between them.

You should also know that I am a teacher, and therefore a representative of my city, county, state, and national government, and so I have looked into this issue. My students are permitted to pray, but they are not required to do so and I am not permitted to lead them. The restrictions are on me, the "authority figure," and not on my students.



So now I have answered your question, but you still have not answered my question. If the US government selected one religion that all citizens were required to pay fealty to, and it was not yours, would you consider that a legitimate thing for the federal government to do?
 
2012-07-05 01:29:18 AM
I keep a bible in my bathroom, in case I ever run out of TP.
 
2012-07-05 01:35:07 AM
FloydA: Waldo Pepper:

well since I'm still waiting for your answer on where does it say that our government is not allowed to have any religion it, i find your question moot.


I'll go with "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." Does that work for you? I could discuss the 14th amendment and a couple centuries worth of case law that support the notion that the US is not, never has been, and was explicitly designed not to be a theocracy, but it really does derive from those 16 words.

Nobody (especially not me) is suggesting that religion should be prohibited, so please climb back down off the cross and discuss this as though you were a reasonable adult.

The government is not allowed to favor any one religion over any other. Not even yours. That's what the establishment clause really means.


but I do believe I answered it as I stated our government was not allowed to pick one religion which when founded was almost more denominational based than religion based. but it did permit the states to do so.


Amendment 14, Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

The individual states are prohibited from abridging those rights of citizens that are guaranteed by the Constitution. The various states may not enact or enforce laws that violate the freedoms that are guaranteed by the Constitution. This includes the establishment clause. Your state does not have the right to institute an official state religion any more than the federal government has the right to institute ...


well those teachings were required at some point in our history. the states were allowed to establish at one point in our history only the feds were prevented.

again my point is that removing God/religion from all aspects of our government is not what separation of church and state is meant to be, I would also argue that by taking God out of our government than our government is choosing the religion of athestism over all other religions and that is a violation

now your question is slanted but I will answer, of course not but and this is important we were founded on Judeo-Christian principles and aspects of those religions, if we flipped and out of nowhere became a Islam state government than I would not like it. but if they still allowed me to worship as a Christian without hassling me it wouldn't cause me to move to another country
 
2012-07-05 01:36:01 AM
urban.derelict: I keep a bible in my bathroom, in case I ever run out of TP.

you can tell it is summer time, the middle schoolers are up this late.
 
2012-07-05 03:00:07 AM
// jews
// donkey punch your mom
 
2012-07-05 03:19:57 AM
Waldo Pepper: I would also argue that by taking God out of our government than our government is choosing the religion of athestism over all other religions and that is a violation

There is no "religion of atheism." Please tell me you're not seriously postulating this as an argument.
 
2012-07-05 03:42:45 AM
Waldo Pepper: again my point is that removing God/religion from all aspects of our government is not what separation of church and state is meant to be

And our point remains that this was never something that anyone, ever, has claimed and your argument is a complete straw-man.

The case in the article is a Judge (a member of the government) issuing a religious penalty (an enforcement of doctrine for a specific religion) for a secular crime (it must be a secular crime for the court to have jurisdiction). This is explicitly and directly forbidden by the establishment clause (and reinforced by the equal protection clause) as it constitutes the enforcement of a state religion by any definition of such in history.

You are wrong, clearly and without any level of possible equivocation whatsoever. Setting up straw men and knocking them down will not make you any less obviously incorrect to anyone with even minimal civics or history knowledge, and it's only amusing to you. Please either find something that someone has actually advocated at some point to argue against, or stop posting. I'm fine with either but given the quality of your rhetoric to this point would generally recommend the latter.
 
2012-07-05 04:17:39 AM
majshark: The defendant agreed to this. Faith-based recovery works (94% successful recovery), versus the government-sanctioned solutions (only 3% recover).

Facts are great things.


Now for a game I like to call "Source or shut the fark up, you ignorant, dishonest, shiatbag farktard shill." Now, I'm not calling anyone any names. I'm just talking about the name of this Fark thread game I've invented. That's the title of the game, see?

Hey, majshark, do you have a source for that quote?
 
2012-07-05 05:51:06 AM
I hate that humanity is this farking stupid, this late in my life. This is one of the basic reasons why I'm misanthropic and very negative about the chances of the virus that currently inhabits the planet.
 
2012-07-05 06:19:07 AM
AliceBToklasLives: So he's supposed to read a book about a dude who, through no fault of his own, suffers a series of horrors sent to settle a bet between God and the Devil? And when he complains about it, God says "Who the fark are you to talk? Have you slain any sea monsters lately? Until you do, STFU Job!"

/Good, that will teach the offender personal responsibility.


*snicker*
"slay the sea monster"
*snicker*
 
2012-07-05 06:31:41 AM
TV's Vinnie: Just wait till some judge imposes a brutally harsh sentence on a defendant just because they're wiccan. Oh, the ACLU won't stop fappin' once that happens.

Not likely. The ACLU isn't exactly known for picking up on Wiccan/Pagan injustices. The only ones they might get involved in would be slam-dunk guaranteed wins, and those that are extremely high profile. But when it comes to smaller cases, if it is a Christian/Jew/Muslim/Etc being discriminated against, the ACLU often will get involved. But there have been smaller cases that involved Wiccans and Pagans that the ACLU declined to assist with.

/Not saying they are anti-Pagan
//Just saying
 
2012-07-05 06:56:21 AM
pacified: // donkey punch your mom

this

//....
 
2012-07-05 07:21:36 AM
She agreed, so no damage done. A complete waste of time, but I guess she'll have a lot of that.
 
2012-07-05 08:03:42 AM
Jim_Callahan: Waldo Pepper: again my point is that removing God/religion from all aspects of our government is not what separation of church and state is meant to be

And our point remains that this was never something that anyone, ever, has claimed and your argument is a complete straw-man.

The case in the article is a Judge (a member of the government) issuing a religious penalty (an enforcement of doctrine for a specific religion) for a secular crime (it must be a secular crime for the court to have jurisdiction). This is explicitly and directly forbidden by the establishment clause (and reinforced by the equal protection clause) as it constitutes the enforcement of a state religion by any definition of such in history.

You are wrong, clearly and without any level of possible equivocation whatsoever. Setting up straw men and knocking them down will not make you any less obviously incorrect to anyone with even minimal civics or history knowledge, and it's only amusing to you. Please either find something that someone has actually advocated at some point to argue against, or stop posting. I'm fine with either but given the quality of your rhetoric to this point would generally recommend the latter.


the establishment clause was only intended to prevent a national religion and not to take all things religious out of government. it has been perverted beyond the founding fathers original intent.

but you folks keep on pushing for God to removed from this country, it is working so well for us all. (rolls eyes)
 
2012-07-05 08:41:25 AM
Ummm ... Ya I want to be ragey and call for heads to roll too, I guess, but I think that the drunk driver offered that as part of their plea agreement, it wasn't the judge's idea.
 
2012-07-05 08:43:56 AM
DeaH: ArkAngel: mrshowrules: kid_icarus: Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles of Rock Hill has included in his sentencing of Cassandra Tolley the assignment of reading through the Book of Job and then writing a summary on the Old Testament Scripture.

You know, I could almost be okay with this if he'd assigned her to study something like Proverbs or the teachings of Jesus (which for the most part contain a lot of universal, practical wisdom). I'm a little unsure what he expects her to glean from such an obscure old testament book, though, that is essentially a Jewish fable.

Way to open the door for a first amendment appeal that has the whole sentencing thrown out. If I was truly cynical, I would think the judge included this "poison pill" on purpose in the sentencing as a favour to the defense/convict.

The defendant acquiesced to the sentence.

As for the Book of Job, perhaps the defendant had been drinking because something bad happened to her recently.

God does come off as something of an idiot. He let's the adversary goad Him into torturing one of His very best followers. And God comes off as needlessly cruel, too. I am not sure why the judge would be going for that.


The Judge is God. The judge is saying s/he actually knows the convicted is innocent, but is punishing them anyway. The inclusion of the Book of Job is just a subtle wink and a nod to legal council. "Look what I can do. Pricks."

Simple, really.

:p
 
2012-07-05 08:44:13 AM
mrshowrules: Earguy: Even the article said that such a condition of sentence is only possible if the defendant agrees.

"8 years and study the Bible, do you agree"

"no"

"10 years it is then"


this
 
2012-07-05 09:11:40 AM
If you live a good life and do everything right, God will strike you down just to impress the devil by showing him that no matter what happens, you're still an ass kissing tool.

Another great pearl of wisdom from 3000-years-dead goat herders.
 
2012-07-05 09:24:27 AM
Waldo Pepper: Jim_Callahan: Waldo Pepper: again my point is that removing God/religion from all aspects of our government is not what separation of church and state is meant to be

And our point remains that this was never something that anyone, ever, has claimed and your argument is a complete straw-man.

The case in the article is a Judge (a member of the government) issuing a religious penalty (an enforcement of doctrine for a specific religion) for a secular crime (it must be a secular crime for the court to have jurisdiction). This is explicitly and directly forbidden by the establishment clause (and reinforced by the equal protection clause) as it constitutes the enforcement of a state religion by any definition of such in history.

You are wrong, clearly and without any level of possible equivocation whatsoever. Setting up straw men and knocking them down will not make you any less obviously incorrect to anyone with even minimal civics or history knowledge, and it's only amusing to you. Please either find something that someone has actually advocated at some point to argue against, or stop posting. I'm fine with either but given the quality of your rhetoric to this point would generally recommend the latter.

the establishment clause was only intended to prevent a national religion and not to take all things religious out of government. it has been perverted beyond the founding fathers original intent.

but you folks keep on pushing for God to removed from this country, it is working so well for us all. (rolls eyes)


Which part of the constitution says, "our intent is not to keep all things religious out of government, but only to prevent the establishment of a national religion"? The constitution is intentionally vague on this subject, probably because it was a compromise and there was widespread disagreement on the subject. I think that most of the people involved had religious beliefs, but most of them did not want religious belief becoming a component of government or policy, if only because they were worried that it would be somebody else's church calling the shots. Some were devout Catholics, some were committed Protestants, some were deists. And some were agnostics or atheists. They could recognize (as you apparently can not) that what is important is what you have today: total, unrestricted, untrammeled freedom to worship, or not, as you choose in your homes and churches. Nobody can tell you that you must believe this, or must not believe that. Nobody can determine what your pastor can or cannot say in the pulpit. Nobody can force you to attend a church. Nobody can prevent you from attending one.

The only price you have to pay in return is not using the government as your tool to promote your religion. Because that is the guarantee that you retain all of those other, important rights. How does government function today? If you're for it, I'm against it. If your against it, I'm for it. Honestly--that is where you want "God" to be inserted? What do you think the result will be? Is this the triumph of hope over experience?

Modern fundamentalists: entirely unaware of how good they have it, and hell-bent on restoring religious persecution.
 
2012-07-05 09:31:15 AM
Kibbler: Waldo Pepper: Jim_Callahan: Waldo Pepper: again my point is that removing God/religion from all aspects of our government is not what separation of church and state is meant to be

And our point remains that this was never something that anyone, ever, has claimed and your argument is a complete straw-man.

The case in the article is a Judge (a member of the government) issuing a religious penalty (an enforcement of doctrine for a specific religion) for a secular crime (it must be a secular crime for the court to have jurisdiction). This is explicitly and directly forbidden by the establishment clause (and reinforced by the equal protection clause) as it constitutes the enforcement of a state religion by any definition of such in history.

You are wrong, clearly and without any level of possible equivocation whatsoever. Setting up straw men and knocking them down will not make you any less obviously incorrect to anyone with even minimal civics or history knowledge, and it's only amusing to you. Please either find something that someone has actually advocated at some point to argue against, or stop posting. I'm fine with either but given the quality of your rhetoric to this point would generally recommend the latter.

the establishment clause was only intended to prevent a national religion and not to take all things religious out of government. it has been perverted beyond the founding fathers original intent.

but you folks keep on pushing for God to removed from this country, it is working so well for us all. (rolls eyes)

Which part of the constitution says, "our intent is not to keep all things religious out of government, but only to prevent the establishment of a national religion"? The constitution is intentionally vague on this subject, probably because it was a compromise and there was widespread disagreement on the subject. I think that most of the people involved had religious beliefs, but most of them did not want religious belief becoming a compon ...


nah they are just tired of seeing how atheist and others are doing their best to remove all mention of God from public life. see without God you are free to do whatever feels good to you regardless if it is right.

but if there is no God there is no sin and that makes things like homosexuality, abortion and anything else depraved you wish to do, perfectly okay
 
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