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(LiveLeak)   "Scientists" create more laboratory evil. This time around is a giant smoking penis monster   (liveleak.com) divider line 23
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2012-07-04 09:12:15 AM
i can surmise from the audio that said "scientists" are in fact German, and quite concerned about what should happen if it gets on your hand. didn't they get fight club in Germany? wt f
 
2012-07-04 12:15:28 PM
Is "penis smoking" being used as a verb here?

Why hello there monster, this could be the start of a beauuuuuuutiful friendship. *waggles eyebrows*
 
2012-07-04 01:01:02 PM
Um... does anyone here in our lab have some rubber gloves or something? Or should I just grab the bottle and hope none of the acid dribbles down the outside like a soda bottle?

/OHSA on speed dial?
 
2012-07-04 01:22:46 PM

some_beer_drinker: i can surmise from the audio that said "scientists" are in fact German, and quite concerned about what should happen if it gets on your hand. didn't they get fight club in Germany? wt f


Um, they're speaking Dutch, not German.
 
2012-07-04 02:19:23 PM
That's not a bowl
 
2012-07-04 02:20:13 PM
So it's a snake coming out of a beaker, and just in time for the 4th.
 
2012-07-04 02:44:34 PM
1) Scientists are stupid for handling the acid without gloves
2) You are working with caustic substances to achieve a specific reaction. You measure this shiat out, you don't eyeball it and say 'meh, that looks like enough'.
3) Yeah, this really impressed the Hell out of me when I saw this reaction live for the first time. Back in Junior High.

Way too much sugar for a good reaction.
 
2012-07-04 03:09:03 PM
Dweebs.
 
2012-07-04 04:03:36 PM
Subbs, if that's what your ding dong looks like you should get to the doctor.
 
2012-07-04 04:37:19 PM

lohphat: some_beer_drinker: i can surmise from the audio that said "scientists" are in fact German, and quite concerned about what should happen if it gets on your hand. didn't they get fight club in Germany? wt f

Um, they're speaking Dutch, not German.


Did you really just type "um" at the beginning of your sentence?
 
2012-07-04 07:32:11 PM

yesanded: lohphat: some_beer_drinker: i can surmise from the audio that said "scientists" are in fact German, and quite concerned about what should happen if it gets on your hand. didn't they get fight club in Germany? wt f

Um, they're speaking Dutch, not German.

Did you really just type "um" at the beginning of your sentence?


Na, und?
 
2012-07-04 08:41:00 PM
But enough about your mother...
 
2012-07-04 08:42:48 PM
mostcorrupt.com
 
2012-07-04 09:29:23 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: 1) Scientists are stupid for handling the acid without gloves
2) You are working with caustic substances to achieve a specific reaction. You measure this shiat out, you don't eyeball it and say 'meh, that looks like enough'.
3) Yeah, this really impressed the Hell out of me when I saw this reaction live for the first time. Back in Junior High.

Way too much sugar for a good reaction.


These dillweeds are not chemists. As soon as they said "Your hand is basically the same thing as sugar" I wanted to punch my monitor. Your hand, like everything else in your body, is 70% water, 20% protein, 8% fat, 1.5% inorganic bone minerals, and 0.5% organic compounds, such a sugar. Your hand will absolutely not react the same way a beaker full of 100% sugar will. Things protonate and oxidize and give off hydrogen gas at different rates when subjected to H2SO4.
 
2012-07-04 09:43:31 PM
I watched it without sound, but I almost screamed at the monitor when I saw them pour acid without gloves and directly from the bottle into the sugar. I've worked in a chemistry lab before, and shiat like that could get you fired, injured, or both.
 
2012-07-04 09:49:35 PM

Marshall Willenholly: I watched it without sound, but I almost screamed at the monitor when I saw them pour acid without gloves and directly from the bottle into the sugar. I've worked in a chemistry lab before, and shiat like that could get you fired, injured, or both.


so, they are geology students.
 
2012-07-04 10:32:36 PM
I graduated college with a chemistry degree, so i was in the lab a lot. I remember just having a small itch on my leg, and it kept getting worse. I looked down and there was a wet spot, like a few drops had gotten on it. We were working with 2molar sulfuric acid, thankfully only 2 molar. After it was all cleaned up, i just had a nice red spot and a small blister where the acid got me. My pants had a nice hole in them, but this was only after i had put them through the wash. Good times.
 
2012-07-05 12:05:13 AM
"Giant smoking penis monster" sounds like a stage prop at a Rammstein concert
 
2012-07-05 12:29:18 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "Giant smoking penis monster" sounds like a stage prop at a RammsteinGWAR concert


FTFY.
 
2012-07-05 05:11:46 AM

lohphat: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: "Giant smoking penis monster" sounds like a stage prop at a RammsteinGWAR concert

FTFY.


That too :-)

Wants to see GWAR next time they're in Knoxville
 
2012-07-05 07:21:11 PM
Hand, hand. All the time they talk about hand. What is with hand?
 
2012-07-05 07:43:35 PM

lohphat: some_beer_drinker: i can surmise from the audio that said "scientists" are in fact German, and quite concerned about what should happen if it gets on your hand. didn't they get fight club in Germany? wt f

Um, they're speaking Dutch, not German.


Actually, they're speaking english, with a dutch accent.

but... why?

for some reason I was put in mind of a lot of English dubbed Jackie Chan movies where, at the beginning. Jackie and who ever is in the movie picking him up for the airport or something asks him how his engrish is and he says something like "yeh, eh preery groot!"
and dude replies with something like GREAT! we should talk in English like this for the rest of the movie now!
 
2012-07-06 04:19:57 PM
This experiment required too much foreplay.
 
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