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(NYPost)   Mayor Bloomberg at the Nathan's hot-dog contest presser: "Who wrote this shiat?"   (nypost.com ) divider line
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2012-07-04 09:52:29 AM  
Probably someone high on 32 ounces of coke. Coca-Cola that is.
 
2012-07-04 09:53:33 AM  
well *I* thought it was funnie
 
2012-07-04 09:54:16 AM  
Under other circumstances, a mayoral obscenity in public might have caused a stir.

I'm not sure that the word in question is considered an obscenity these days.
 
2012-07-04 09:54:49 AM  
Done in 1.
 
2012-07-04 09:56:52 AM  
well played bloomy
 
2012-07-04 10:02:14 AM  
Mayor Bloomberg just went Orson Welles on them!

"This is a lot of shiat, you know that?"

Orson Welles' "Frozen Peas" commercial. (pops, not-safe-for-work language)
 
2012-07-04 10:02:48 AM  
32 ounce soda = bad
50 hot dogs in 10 minutes = OK
 
2012-07-04 10:03:35 AM  

rudemix: 32 ounce soda = bad
50 hot dogs in 10 minutes = OK


hot dogs have protein
and fat
unlike carbonated sugar water
 
2012-07-04 10:04:53 AM  
"Who wrote this shiat?"

A Farker?
 
2012-07-04 10:08:41 AM  
"Further, who eats this shiat?" said Bloomberg before passing a resolution that no one could eat more than two hot dogs at a time.

Kobayashi suddenly started singing, "You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!!" before attacking and eating part of Bloomberg's face. Authorities suspect Kobayashi was high on nitrates at the time of the attack.

/Could happen. You don't know.
 
2012-07-04 10:09:39 AM  

Buttle not Tuttle: "Who wrote this shiat?"

A Farker?


*sighs*

Ya got me!


I'm just sorry that it got a chili reception from Mayor Bloomberg.
 
2012-07-04 10:11:15 AM  
fark that asshole. Who would have thought a supremely obnoxious Jew could turn out to be such a Nazi?

fark him, fark his bans, and fark his belief that he deserves his job because he's rich.
 
2012-07-04 10:27:44 AM  

scottnance: fark that asshole. Who would have thought a supremely obnoxious Jew could turn out to be such a Nazi?

fark him, fark his bans, and fark his belief that he deserves his job because he's rich.


You sound fat.
 
2012-07-04 10:28:12 AM  
"This is a big farkin' deal!"
 
2012-07-04 10:31:02 AM  
The whiniest Jew in America

/an America that includes Jackie Mason
 
2012-07-04 10:40:34 AM  
So, he's anti-Semantic?
 
2012-07-04 10:41:52 AM  
How does he even show up at this event much less endorse it? He is a giant douchebag.
 
2012-07-04 10:54:02 AM  
Bloomberg did take some of his New England culture with him to NYC, such as his love for banning things. But, he expresses himself more like a NY'er.


/seriously, in Boston they would have gone after him with pitchforks even for saying "shiat"
//in this way, NYC's lighthearted response shows the city's superiority
///not fair to compare those two cities. they are not the same category of thing.
 
2012-07-04 10:54:29 AM  
Still love to hear about how tough new yorkers are. You can't smoke anywhere, can't eat what you want, and your city is run by a huge weeping vagina.


"Well bro, the yankees!"
 
2012-07-04 11:09:46 AM  
Getting a kick out of these replies:

Either he showed up at the event without having read the speech first and read it "cold" (which is unlikely, but would mean he's incredibly disconnected from the processes in his own office) or he read the speech, thought it was funny, and when the jokes bombed, he threw the speechwriter under the bus for a cheap laugh (which far more likely, making him a bit of a dick, frankly).
 
2012-07-04 11:23:11 AM  

Buttle not Tuttle: "Who wrote this shiat?"

A Farker?


It's like every fark comment ever posted.
 
2012-07-04 11:24:13 AM  

PsychoLaurie: Kobayashi suddenly started singing, "You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!!" before attacking and eating part of Bloomberg's face. Authorities suspect Kobayashi was high on nitrates at the time of the attack.

/Could happen. You don't know.


No it couldn't, because Kobayashi's been banned from the Nathan's contest because he refused to let the competitive eating league exploit him.

Crif Dogs holds their own eating competition for him now.
 
2012-07-04 11:32:14 AM  
Gluttony contests used to seem interesting and fun. But now... it's just a waste of food and gross. Many of these folks, from my understanding, just puke up the food after a contest.

If they weren't purging after the event, it would be less bad, but it still remains a gluttony contest.
 
2012-07-04 11:49:23 AM  

badhatharry: How does he even show up at this event much less endorse it? He is a giant douchebag.


I second this
 
2012-07-04 11:59:46 AM  
Bloomberg always makes me laugh!

And that contest is such a disgusting waste of Coney Island space...they should just take all the hot dogs they would use for the contest and hand them out to people for free. They can still charge for drinks (
/save me a spot at a table with an umbrella
//but one far from the bathrooms
 
2012-07-04 12:14:20 PM  
I'll never understand why anyone would do this. They're damaging their bodies. The people who attend these events baffle me even more. Could they seriously not find something better to do with their time?
 
2012-07-04 12:31:39 PM  

PsychoLaurie: "Further, who eats this shiat?" said Bloomberg before passing a resolution that no one could eat more than two hot dogs at a time.

Kobayashi suddenly started singing, "You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter!!" before attacking and eating part of Bloomberg's face. Authorities suspect Kobayashi was high on nitrates at the time of the attack.


Poor Bloomberg... he really had no way to win that...
 
2012-07-04 12:34:10 PM  
Nathan hot dog are so so at best . Never get them in any airport those suck. Hebrew Union are vastly superior and kosher which I found is the only safe bet in NYC to eat. If it got a star on the door the place will be clean at least in NYC . Or Chines buffet where you no the dog fresh .
 
2012-07-04 01:34:42 PM  

scottnance: fark that asshole. Who would have thought a supremely obnoxious Jew could turn out to be such a Nazi?

fark him, fark his bans, and fark his belief that he deserves his job because he's rich.


Do you live in New York? No? Then mind your own farking business.
 
2012-07-04 01:59:37 PM  
ooh, i'm a snotty new yorker. i have no problem with pot being illegal . but DAMN if i can only drink 12 oz of soda at a time before i have to get up for a refill
 
2012-07-04 02:27:01 PM  
Thanks. I watched the whole video to see it and then it's censored. Who approves this sh*t?
 
2012-07-04 05:20:34 PM  

Walker: Thanks. I watched the whole video to see it and then it's censored. Who approves this sh*t?


With unedited goodness.
 
2012-07-04 05:34:15 PM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: I'll never understand why anyone would do this. They're damaging their bodies. The people who attend these events baffle me even more. Could they seriously not find something better to do with their time?


This. It's stupid and wasteful. I don't get it.
 
2012-07-04 08:29:33 PM  
Not me.

P.S. Online writer looking for paid work. EIP.
 
2012-07-04 09:04:33 PM  
I think it is funny that that got the biggest laugh.
 
2012-07-04 09:06:53 PM  

SanjiSasuke: I think it is funny that that got the biggest laugh.


I thought that that was funny.
 
2012-07-05 08:50:58 AM  

fjnorton: badhatharry: How does he even show up at this event much less endorse it? He is a giant douchebag.

I second this


Thirded. How can you ban: outside smoking, trans-fat, and large sodas and then have the stupidity to be seen/endorse such an event. What a farking hypocrite.

/Loves a good chili-dog
 
2012-07-05 08:57:40 AM  

Cold_Sassy: fjnorton: badhatharry: How does he even show up at this event much less endorse it? He is a giant douchebag.

I second this

Thirded. How can you ban: outside smoking, trans-fat, and large sodas and then have the stupidity to be seen/endorse such an event. What a farking hypocrite.

/Loves a good chili-dog


cause hot dogs are healthy eating? unlike smoking trans-fat and large sodas? your a douche
 
2012-07-05 09:55:06 AM  
Thank God it wasn't a soda drinking contest.
 
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