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2012-07-04 11:38:17 AM

Slackfumasta: [images.politico.com image 522x392]

If I were Juan Williams, I'd wake up next to Michelle Malkin with a boner.

C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!


I learned years back that sticking it in crazy can ruin one's life. I wouldn't want to be in the same room as her, let alone contemplate the deed with her.
 
2012-07-04 11:38:27 AM

BSABSVR: Michelle Malkin, who believes that all Muslims should be herded into internment camps, would like to now complain about anti- woman bigotry.


It's only bigotry when it happens to a right winger.
 
2012-07-04 11:42:46 AM

LectertheChef: Why do they call this guy a liberal?


The same reason they do anything. It's convenient to their current narrative and it doesn't matter if it's true or not.

I had to look the guy up. He's the same bozo who was on Hannity and dropped the F-bomb a few months back. He sounds like kind of a twat in general. Whether he's a liberal or not, I have no idea.

/ an actual liberal, I mean, not "some conservative agitprop called him one because that's just what they call anybody they disagree with no matter how much sense it actually makes"
 
2012-07-04 11:44:13 AM

LectertheChef: Why do they call this guy a liberal? There's no lefties on Fox News. He's just a sell out Democrat. FFS, at least learn what the fark a liberal/progressive/left winger actually is. Not that one would ever appear on the network for FAS survivors.


He's clearly an idiot. But saying he is not a Liberal because he is an idiot is specious logic. It would lead to the assumption that no Liberals are idiots.

/Liberal
 
2012-07-04 11:44:38 AM
Gawdammitsomuch.

Made me click on a Twitchy link again with that "some guy" shiat.

I have no idea what I just read and for the sake of my sanity and all things good and true I'm not re-reading it.
 
2012-07-04 11:46:43 AM

quatchi: Made me click on a Twitchy link again with that "some guy" shiat.


Yea, we're pretty much at the point now that clicking Some Guy links on the politics tab isn't really an option thanks to the assholes that keep greenlighting bogus sources with it.
 
2012-07-04 11:48:32 AM
I love how TFA wants to characterize this as misogyny just because Malkin's a woman. Is there some epidemic of women getting shot in the face with shotguns that I'm unaware of? I'm pretty sure that dude Cheney shot was a dude...

/still a stupid thing to say
//but not necessarily misogynist
 
2012-07-04 11:48:57 AM

mrshowrules: LectertheChef: Why do they call this guy a liberal? There's no lefties on Fox News. He's just a sell out Democrat. FFS, at least learn what the fark a liberal/progressive/left winger actually is. Not that one would ever appear on the network for FAS survivors.

He's clearly an idiot. But saying he is not a Liberal because he is an idiot is specious logic. It would lead to the assumption that no Liberals are idiots.

/Liberal


No, I'm saying he's not a liberal because he works for Fox News, not because he's an idiot. If he ever had any principles, he has clearly sold them out to be the "liberal" whipping boy for Fox.
 
2012-07-04 11:50:22 AM
Oh, and wasn't this the same guy who got canned from NPR for saying that he was frightened of Muslims on planes? And subsequently got a cushy gig on Fox News after all the right-wing looneytunes went on and on about how wrong NPR was? Hey guys, you wanted the reactionary asshat, you got him.
 
2012-07-04 11:51:26 AM

HeartBurnKid: I love how TFA wants to characterize this as misogyny just because Malkin's a woman. Is there some epidemic of women getting shot in the face with shotguns that I'm unaware of? I'm pretty sure that dude Cheney shot was a dude...

/still a stupid thing to say
//but not necessarily misogynist


But it happened to a conservative darling. So it had to be misogyny, or racism, or something. That said, he's Fox's problem. The guy, judging by Google, apparently can't open his mouth without saying something stupid. Fox seems to approve of his behavior, as he still has a job with them.
 
2012-07-04 11:51:46 AM

Expolaris: Why can't this just be one guy being a farking asshole?


Its probably how he got the job at FN in the first place.
 
2012-07-04 11:54:17 AM

NeverDrunk23: Expolaris: Why can't this just be one guy being a farking asshole?

Its probably how he got the job at FN in the first place.


Yup
 
2012-07-04 11:54:55 AM

HeartBurnKid: Oh, and wasn't this the same guy who got canned from NPR for saying that he was frightened of Muslims on planes? And subsequently got a cushy gig on Fox News after all the right-wing looneytunes went on and on about how wrong NPR was? Hey guys, you wanted the reactionary asshat, you got him.


That was Juan Williams, who it seems Bob Beckel defended.
 
2012-07-04 11:56:10 AM

HeartBurnKid: Oh, and wasn't this the same guy who got canned from NPR for saying that he was frightened of Muslims on planes? And subsequently got a cushy gig on Fox News after all the right-wing looneytunes went on and on about how wrong NPR was? Hey guys, you wanted the reactionary asshat, you got him.


No Juan Williams lost his job on NPR, the guy the article is talking about Bob Beckel was talking about Juan Williams
 
2012-07-04 11:58:50 AM

LectertheChef: HeartBurnKid: Oh, and wasn't this the same guy who got canned from NPR for saying that he was frightened of Muslims on planes? And subsequently got a cushy gig on Fox News after all the right-wing looneytunes went on and on about how wrong NPR was? Hey guys, you wanted the reactionary asshat, you got him.

That was Juan Williams, who it seems Bob Beckel defended.


Oh, my bad.
 
2012-07-04 12:01:45 PM

Splinshints: Yea, we're pretty much at the point now that clicking Some Guy links on the politics tab isn't really an option thanks to the assholes that keep greenlighting bogus sources with it.


Stuff like this is obviously Pay-to-Play. Somebody's hand is getting greased.
 
2012-07-04 12:02:36 PM
What, nobody here has skeet shot ping-pong balls??

/ pull! I mean, push!
 
2012-07-04 12:03:41 PM

mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently


A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.
 
2012-07-04 12:15:08 PM

DeArmondVI: Whew! I thought I was the only one who had no idea what the fark that "article" was about. Does waking up next to someone with a shotgun mean that you want to protect that person or shoot them?

Also, your blog sucks.

/more surprised than anything that epic troll Malkin still hooks some in


Did they not go to bed with the shotgun?

How would you react if you went to bed without a shotgun and woke up with one?

My first thought:

memeabuse.wordans.us

I'm being framed for murder.
 
2012-07-04 12:24:00 PM

LectertheChef: mrshowrules: LectertheChef: Why do they call this guy a liberal? There's no lefties on Fox News. He's just a sell out Democrat. FFS, at least learn what the fark a liberal/progressive/left winger actually is. Not that one would ever appear on the network for FAS survivors.

He's clearly an idiot. But saying he is not a Liberal because he is an idiot is specious logic. It would lead to the assumption that no Liberals are idiots.

/Liberal

No, I'm saying he's not a liberal because he works for Fox News, not because he's an idiot. If he ever had any principles, he has clearly sold them out to be the "liberal" whipping boy for Fox.


What principles has he sold out?

Saying something stupid/idiotic does not mean that you are no longer a Liberal. Taking a job as the token Liberal on Fark might hurt your credibility but it doesn't automatically change your values. This guy worked with JFK, Carter and Mondale. He's not a lightweight (figuratively or literally).
 
2012-07-04 12:27:45 PM

HMS_Blinkin: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.


See his bio, he's been around. Certainly Colmes proved that hiring a weak Liberal has its advantages. Fox would never have the balls to put a heavy hitter Liberal on their show.

However, everytime I turn CNN on, I see Bachman blabbering complete nonsense. I can't imaging any mainstream Conservatives enjoying having this idiot as their spokesman.
 
2012-07-04 12:31:26 PM

mrshowrules: HMS_Blinkin: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.

See his bio, he's been around. Certainly Colmes proved that hiring a weak Liberal has its advantages. Fox would never have the balls to put a heavy hitter Liberal on their show.

However, everytime I turn CNN on, I see Bachman blabbering complete nonsense. I can't imaging any mainstream Conservatives enjoying having this idiot as their spokesman.


MSNBC did themselves and the Right a favor by hiring Michael Steele. He never goes full derp, he is good at weaseling around questions, he provides the requisite nebulous stock answers about Romney and his intentions and how to energize the base - it makes MSNBC look not quite as biased (meaning, less than 100% after 4 pm) and it makes the GOP look not quite as insane.
 
2012-07-04 12:31:55 PM

mrshowrules: HMS_Blinkin: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.

See his bio, he's been around. Certainly Colmes proved that hiring a weak Liberal has its advantages. Fox would never have the balls to put a heavy hitter Liberal on their show.

However, everytime I turn CNN on, I see Bachman blabbering complete nonsense. I can't imaging any mainstream Conservatives enjoying having this idiot as their spokesman.


The difference is that Bachmann is an elected congresswoman, and Beckel is just some talking head. If mainstream conservatives don't like Bachmann, why do they keep re-electing her?
 
2012-07-04 12:35:02 PM
Blow her farking brains out. Yay America!!
 
2012-07-04 12:37:24 PM

mikieb: mrshowrules: HMS_Blinkin: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.

See his bio, he's been around. Certainly Colmes proved that hiring a weak Liberal has its advantages. Fox would never have the balls to put a heavy hitter Liberal on their show.

However, everytime I turn CNN on, I see Bachman blabbering complete nonsense. I can't imaging any mainstream Conservatives enjoying having this idiot as their spokesman.

The difference is that Bachmann is an elected congresswoman, and Beckel is just some talking head. If mainstream conservatives don't like Bachmann, why do they keep re-electing her?


Cuz soshulizm taxfartbongo!
 
2012-07-04 12:56:38 PM
He's kind of like the inverse Colbert, except that it's not supposed to be a joke.
 
2012-07-04 12:59:45 PM
What's the safety word?
 
2012-07-04 01:00:43 PM
I still don't get it. What now?
 
2012-07-04 01:05:41 PM

Hobodeluxe: Slackfumasta: [images.politico.com image 522x392]

If I were Juan Williams, I'd wake up next to Michelle Malkin with a boner.

C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!

I can. I wouldn't give her the time of day. ever. she's a shrill harpy.


Worse, she's

cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2012-07-04 01:09:11 PM

Robots are Strong: I still don't get it. What now?


Reading his bio on wiki, he is a coke head and drunk, that probably explains it.
 
2012-07-04 01:22:46 PM
i105.photobucket.com

Can anyone explain to me what the hell that article was actually about?
 
2012-07-04 01:24:40 PM

Cuchulane: I cannot figure out what that even means. Juan Williams is sleeping with Michelle Malkin and needs a shotgun?


Ditto. It sounded like Williams would be afraid of her, ala sleeping with a gun under one's pillow. None of it made any damn sense and I'm confused as opposed to offended.
 
2012-07-04 01:36:51 PM

coeyagi: mrshowrules: HMS_Blinkin: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

A "liberal" employed by Fox news that I had never heard of before. The guy sounds like a douche, but I am actually wondering:
would Fox hire a "pundit" to play the liberal on its programming, and make sure he says controversial things? That would certainly help drive Fox's narrative about evil libs, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they did that. At the very least, it certainly seems like they intentionally hire liberals who are either weak or douchebags for exactly that reason, to drive the corporate narrative.

See his bio, he's been around. Certainly Colmes proved that hiring a weak Liberal has its advantages. Fox would never have the balls to put a heavy hitter Liberal on their show.

However, everytime I turn CNN on, I see Bachman blabbering complete nonsense. I can't imaging any mainstream Conservatives enjoying having this idiot as their spokesman.

MSNBC did themselves and the Right a favor by hiring Michael Steele. He never goes full derp, he is good at weaseling around questions, he provides the requisite nebulous stock answers about Romney and his intentions and how to energize the base - it makes MSNBC look not quite as biased (meaning, less than 100% after 4 pm) and it makes the GOP look not quite as insane.


Steele doesn't come off as a hateful idiot which is about the nicest thing I'm willing to say about most people in the GOP today.
 
2012-07-04 01:37:04 PM
I swear...the duders on the Giant Bombcast have to ensure people that they SHOULDN'T ACTUALLY throw a molotov cocktail into a fireworks stand (even though they admit it'd be awesome to see) on a VIDEOGAME podcast, but an "analyst" on the most watched news network in the country gets to suggest that someone should shotgun a person he disagrees with.

/AMERICA!
 
2012-07-04 01:50:05 PM

mrshowrules: Hobodeluxe: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

no he's a Fox News employee playing the part of a "liberal"

from Wiki:

Beckel holds a B.A. from Wagner College.[1] While in college, he worked for Robert F. Kennedy's presidential campaign in 1968. Early in his career, he joined the U.S. Department of State and became the youngest deputy assistant secretary of state for the Carter administration.[2] Beckel was the campaign manager for Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign. During that campaign he became known as the man who effectively wrapped the Wendy's slogan "Where's the Beef?" around Gary Hart, Mondale's opponent for the Democratic nomination.

I think we should steer clear of the "No True Scotsman" tactic.


He does whatever his employer wants.
 
2012-07-04 02:13:49 PM

Empty Matchbook: I swear...the duders on the Giant Bombcast have to ensure people that they SHOULDN'T ACTUALLY throw a molotov cocktail into a fireworks stand (even though they admit it'd be awesome to see) on a VIDEOGAME podcast, but an "analyst" on the most watched news network in the country gets to suggest that someone should shotgun a person he disagrees with.

/AMERICA!


i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-04 02:24:18 PM
I think these quotes put this "outrage" in context:

"She's the reason women invented abortions."

"If you don't hate Malkin and the people who buy her books, you don't love your country."

"In this recurring nightmare that is Malkin, we have a debate about whether she is "an idiot" even though all sentient people know she is. Otherwise there would be debates only about whether to burn her books or assassinate her."

"My only regret about the 9/11 terrorists is that they didn't go to Michelle Malkin's house."

"We really need somebody to put rat poisioning in Michelle Malkin's Cream of Wheat."

"I think our new motto should be 'Flip talks tough, flip faces consequences.'"

"I've never seen anyone enjoy being the victim of racism as much as this broad has. A lot of Americans have been seething over the inanities of this professional victim for some time."

"Now that her shelf life is dwindling, Malkin better hurry up and appear in Playboy."


*For the unenlightened, these are all Ann Couter quotes, altered slightly to make Malkin the target of Coulter's unhinged hatred. Since Malkin thinks highly enough of Coulter to publish a video "salute" to her, I'm sure she'll be fine with this.
 
2012-07-04 02:25:36 PM

Hobodeluxe: He does whatever his employer wants.


Perhaps but that doesn't mean he isn't a Liberal.
 
2012-07-04 02:27:02 PM
How can anyone take this poor specimen of simian evolution seriously?
mrc-tv.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-07-04 02:31:03 PM

DrD'isInfotainment: How can anyone take this poor specimen of simian evolution seriously?


I liked him better when he was an extra in David Lynch movies.
 
2012-07-04 02:32:42 PM

Slackfumasta: [images.politico.com image 522x392]

If I were Juan Williams, I'd wake up next to Michelle Malkin with a boner.

C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!


That mouth just smacks of penis....or maybe bottom feeding/scum sucking
 
2012-07-04 03:12:43 PM

FloydA: Empty Matchbook: I swear...the duders on the Giant Bombcast have to ensure people that they SHOULDN'T ACTUALLY throw a molotov cocktail into a fireworks stand (even though they admit it'd be awesome to see) on a VIDEOGAME podcast, but an "analyst" on the most watched news network in the country gets to suggest that someone should shotgun a person he disagrees with.

/AMERICA!

[i105.photobucket.com image 480x349]


Are you asking if I speak English or if Marcellus Wallace looks like a biatch??
 
2012-07-04 03:25:49 PM
What the hell is a Bob Beckel?
 
2012-07-04 03:49:20 PM
Only thing I can guess is that he's talking about a shotgun wedding. It's tough to be outraged over word salad dressed with derp.
 
2012-07-04 04:04:44 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


apparently, disagreeing with a woman and coloring that disagreement with hyperbole is misogyny
 
2012-07-04 04:22:53 PM
Alan West is on Fox News. They value his opinions.

That says it all, I think.
 
2012-07-04 04:23:04 PM
We came unarmed....this news broadcast.
 
2012-07-04 04:48:29 PM
This website is full of:

api.ning.com
 
2012-07-04 07:32:11 PM
Kind of shocking to think there are actually men in this world that would willingly bed this woman. Then again there are men that fark squid, so no surprise I guess. Or was it an octopus?
 
2012-07-04 07:33:57 PM

ssa5: Kind of shocking to think there are actually men in this world that would willingly bed this woman. Then again there are men that fark squid, so no surprise I guess. Or was it an octopus?


Well it wasn't an Octomom/pussy, cause she's a virgin.
 
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