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2012-07-04 09:38:18 AM
I cannot figure out what that even means. Juan Williams is sleeping with Michelle Malkin and needs a shotgun?
 
2012-07-04 09:44:53 AM
Clearly this Fox News employee is the paragon of liberal hate, or something equally retarded.
 
2012-07-04 09:52:41 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-04 10:05:59 AM
WTF did I just read?
 
2012-07-04 10:13:54 AM
tomorrow, he gets a raise.
 
2012-07-04 10:15:26 AM
"I'm sorry if you were offended by my comments" non-apology apology in 3...2..
 
2012-07-04 10:30:51 AM
Michelle Malkin is boffing Juan Williams?

That mental image is utterly revolting.
 
2012-07-04 10:31:52 AM
This just in; Don Imus claims Michelle Malkin accepts payment for men to sleep with her.
 
2012-07-04 10:42:27 AM
This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently
 
2012-07-04 10:44:58 AM
I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that it's Megyn Kelly.

*clicks*

Huh... guess not.
 
2012-07-04 10:45:48 AM
*just realizes that there's a "he" in that headline*

Clearly, I gave Megyn Kelly credit for being a lot sneakier than I thought she was.

Also, I have no caffeine.
 
2012-07-04 10:46:12 AM
He's the "Token Liberal" on Fox news and is supposed to say things like this from time to time.

images.wikia.com
 
2012-07-04 11:02:50 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: He's the "Token Liberal" on Fox news and is supposed to say things like this from time to time.

[images.wikia.com image 360x270]


Oh. He's the new Colmes.
 
2012-07-04 11:13:57 AM
*Sponsored Link*
 
2012-07-04 11:14:46 AM
Obvious tag at the lake for the 4th? Make no mistake, all these right wing fundies when they talk about freedoms and liberties mean their freedom to crush, shame, incarcerate or liquidate all who are opposed to them. They don't want freedom as taught to us in grade school.
 
2012-07-04 11:15:06 AM

DarwiOdrade: Clearly this Fox News employee is the paragon of liberal hate, or something equally retarded.


This must be one of the 24 liberals Roger Ailes employs at Fox. Still trying to figure out who the 1 conservative is though....
 
2012-07-04 11:16:11 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?


I can't figure it out.
 
2012-07-04 11:16:53 AM
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A VIOLENT CONSERVATIVE.
ALL VIOLENCE IS PERPETRATED EXCLUSIVELY BY LIBERALS.
 
2012-07-04 11:16:55 AM

wingedkat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: WTF did I just read?

I can't figure it out.


That article had less context than your average Breitbart video.
 
2012-07-04 11:18:53 AM
That explains a lot about why Juan Williams is where he is in life.
 
2012-07-04 11:19:13 AM
1: Who the fark is Bob Beckel?

2: He was talking about a surveyor's shotgun, to get the fair market value of the land.
 
2012-07-04 11:20:29 AM
You'd be lucky if a shotgun would stop her, I'd say.
Hate and Ignorance like that tends to transcend mortality.
 
2012-07-04 11:21:34 AM

JokerMattly: You'd be lucky if a shotgun would stop her, I'd say.
Hate and Ignorance like that tends to transcend mortality.


michellemalkinisanidiot.com

True dat.
 
2012-07-04 11:21:35 AM
2 things:

Who the hell is Bob Beckel?

If I woke up next to MM I'd use the shotgun on myself.

That is all
 
2012-07-04 11:21:58 AM
That's a shame. Hasn't Juan Williams heard that the preferred method for dealing with women is to throw acid in their faces?
 
2012-07-04 11:22:35 AM
He meant a surveyor's shotgun.
 
2012-07-04 11:24:08 AM
Fox News would never employ a crazy, not very intelligent liberal and insinuate that he represents all liberal thinking.
 
2012-07-04 11:24:28 AM
1. MICHELLE MALKIN owns TWITCHY.COM (http://twitchy.com/rush-limbaugh-press-release/)
2. It's difficult to describe Bob Beckel as a liberal when more accurately described as subby did as Fox consultant

This seems to be Malkin upset with something stupid a Fox pundit has said.

Then blaming it on liberals.

Then blaming it on men.

Then blaming it on misogyny.
 
2012-07-04 11:24:36 AM
His sentence construction leaves something to be desired. It is like reading something Uwe Boll wrote. Sure he can write in English but it is damn near impossible to understand.
 
2012-07-04 11:25:32 AM
Pop quiz, hot shot. Who is the man pictured next to Michele Malkin?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-04 11:25:47 AM
BTW, while twitter and 99% of all twit* shiat suck, the name "twitchy" for one of these sites, is actually pretty good.
 
2012-07-04 11:25:59 AM
For me to call somebody fat is a big step. For this guy to suggest he knows the president of the United States and White House leaked this, he doesn't have a clue. If you say something like that, it's almost treasonous, the idea that Barack Obama would leak that is obscene and to suggest that Michelle Malkin, if I was Juan I'd wake up next to her with a shotgun.

Weird phrasing and stupid comment, but it seems that Beckel's saying that Malkin's accusations against Williams are so offensive, violent action would be (hypothetically) considered were he in Williams' shoes. Not unlike a senator saying if it were a different day and age, he'd challenge a journalist to a duel.

Bob Beckel literally says he would wield a shotgun against Michelle Malkin and total crickets.

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LITERAL DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Also, even if the statement was stupid (it was) and condoned violent (not quite, but arguable), it was in no way misogynistic. Stop playing the farking victim.

What had the slimy lout up in arms this time? Michelle Malkin's total smack-down of Juan Williams when Mr. Williams called her "just a blogger."

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Not even trying,.
 
2012-07-04 11:26:46 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Michelle Malkin is boffing Juan Williams?

That mental image is utterly revolting.


Yeah, I'm gonna have to go find Lucy Van Pelt after that mental image.
 
2012-07-04 11:27:36 AM
Whew! I thought I was the only one who had no idea what the fark that "article" was about. Does waking up next to someone with a shotgun mean that you want to protect that person or shoot them?

Also, your blog sucks.

/more surprised than anything that epic troll Malkin still hooks some in
 
2012-07-04 11:28:01 AM
images.politico.com

If I were Juan Williams, I'd wake up next to Michelle Malkin with a boner.

C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!
 
2012-07-04 11:28:09 AM

RoyBatty: 1. MICHELLE MALKIN owns TWITCHY.COM (http://twitchy.com/rush-limbaugh-press-release/)
2. It's difficult to describe Bob Beckel as a liberal when more accurately described as subby did as Fox consultant

This seems to be Malkin upset with something stupid a Fox pundit has said.

Then blaming it on liberals.

Then blaming it on men.

Then blaming it on misogyny.


Incidentally, is it misogyny to call a woman a (coont, biatch, harpy, whatever misogynistic term you might use in this context) if the woman herself has made a career out of effectively questioning the masculinity of the group to which you belong and, by proxy, you personally? I mean, if the gender war glove has been thrown by her saying liberals aren't manly enough and you're impotent and weak... is the insult genuinely misogyny or just responding to her in the terms she has defined?
 
2012-07-04 11:29:48 AM

mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently


no he's a Fox News employee playing the part of a "liberal"
 
2012-07-04 11:29:48 AM
Perhaps the answer is to stop paying attention to Fox News.
And if that means not paying attention to any cable news network I'm fine with that too.

It's what I do anyway.
 
2012-07-04 11:30:48 AM
Wharr birth certificate, entitled Asian princess, wharr wharr?
 
2012-07-04 11:31:06 AM

Slackfumasta: C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!


I can deny that all day. She is an ugly, ugly person.
 
2012-07-04 11:31:38 AM

coeyagi: DarwiOdrade: Clearly this Fox News employee is the paragon of liberal hate, or something equally retarded.

This must be one of the 24 liberals Roger Ailes employs at Fox. Still trying to figure out who the 1 conservative is though....


oh its Hannity.
You see Hannity is the conservative, and anyone to the left of Hannity is moderate until you get to O'Reilly. Left of that and you are a poor deluded leftist until you get to Juan Williams. If you are left of Juan Williams then you must be an anarcho-communo-fascist, and probably gay and/or Muslim.
 
2012-07-04 11:31:49 AM

Slackfumasta: [images.politico.com image 522x392]

If I were Juan Williams, I'd wake up next to Michelle Malkin with a boner.

C'mon, you guys can't deny you'd want to hate fark her!


I can. I wouldn't give her the time of day. ever. she's a shrill harpy.
 
2012-07-04 11:31:54 AM
Why does this have to be a 'liberal attack on conservative women'.

Why can't this just be one guy being a farking asshole?
 
2012-07-04 11:32:19 AM
Michelle Malkin, who believes that all Muslims should be herded into internment camps, would like to now complain about anti- woman bigotry.
 
2012-07-04 11:33:42 AM

Shvetz: Pop quiz, hot shot. Who is the man pictured next to Michele Malkin?


She's homely, but that's Helen Reynolds.
 
2012-07-04 11:33:58 AM
Is shotgun play the ultimate end to a slippery slope that started with knife play? Just gotta be careful at orgasm not to squeeze.
 
2012-07-04 11:35:18 AM
The way I read it, he's saying Juan will wake up, and there will be Malkin with a shotgun. It's kind of ambiguously worded. The stupidity level of the statement is off the charts, obviously, but between the two, Williams and Malkin, Malkin seems the more violent prone. I wonder if Beckel just screwed up the derp he was trying to say, and made it derpier.
 
2012-07-04 11:35:40 AM

Hobodeluxe: mrshowrules: This guy is an idiot and is statement was inappropriate but also completely nonsensical. Mental illness might be a factor.

/yes I know he's a Liberal apparently

no he's a Fox News employee playing the part of a "liberal"


from Wiki:

Beckel holds a B.A. from Wagner College.[1] While in college, he worked for Robert F. Kennedy's presidential campaign in 1968. Early in his career, he joined the U.S. Department of State and became the youngest deputy assistant secretary of state for the Carter administration.[2] Beckel was the campaign manager for Walter Mondale's 1984 presidential campaign. During that campaign he became known as the man who effectively wrapped the Wendy's slogan "Where's the Beef?" around Gary Hart, Mondale's opponent for the Democratic nomination.

I think we should steer clear of the "No True Scotsman" tactic.
 
2012-07-04 11:36:08 AM
At least he didn't mention acid.

Though does this mean that everyone who isn't condemning him in support of shooting women they hate with shotguns?

Cue the "this is totally different" apologia.
 
2012-07-04 11:37:16 AM
Why do they call this guy a liberal? There's no lefties on Fox News. He's just a sell out Democrat. FFS, at least learn what the fark a liberal/progressive/left winger actually is. Not that one would ever appear on the network for FAS survivors.
 
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