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(Facebook)   Things I learned this 4th of July. Sarah Palin's daughter's middle name is Indi, short for Independence. Weren't they supposed to call the dog Indi?   (facebook.com) divider line 82
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2012-07-04 09:29:09 AM  
I think they did, subby.
 
2012-07-04 09:40:43 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I think they did, subby.


0.tqn.com
 
2012-07-04 09:48:15 AM  
If you like Tim McGraw's new pickup truck anthem "Truck Yeah", you'll understand my kids' love of their rigs.

Do they have gun racks and Truck Nutz and wear sleeveless flannels and drink Schlitz when they go muddin'?
 
2012-07-04 10:13:59 AM  
The woman who wrote that was very close to having the launch codes.
 
2012-07-04 10:15:43 AM  

DarwiOdrade: 0.tqn.com


Heh... that's perfect. Love that picture.
 
2012-07-04 10:49:06 AM  
Isn't Alaska the most socialized State in the US. With 80% of its economy effectively controlled by the State Government. Other than Cuba and Russia does any European country even have that level of Government control?

She should have given her daughter the middle-name of "Lenin"
 
2012-07-04 10:52:59 AM  
Truck Yeah

That's a joke, right? Self-parody?
 
2012-07-04 10:54:14 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Truck Yeah

That's a joke, right? Self-parody?


Nope, just good old-fashioned pandering.
 
2012-07-04 10:55:00 AM  
Was that to celebrate American Independence or was it cos yer hubby wanted Alaska to be independent of America?

/Semi-serious question.
 
2012-07-04 10:57:30 AM  

quatchi: Was that to celebrate American Independence or was it cos yer hubby wanted Alaska to be independent of America?

/Semi-serious question.


Neither, just your garden variety attention whoring.
 
2012-07-04 10:58:57 AM  
"Eric Pierce In America - at least as it is today - ANYBODY can have a truck like the one in the photo. Anybody. All you've got to do is get up early, work as hard as you can all day and then hit your knees before bed and thank God for blessing you so bountifully. Don't think so? Try it...
2 hours ago"


I'm assuming he means give someone a bj because that's the only way I'm getting anything that costs as much as that truck anytime soon.
 
2012-07-04 11:00:52 AM  
...we're praying for an onslaught of wild Alaskan salmon to slay for appreciative consumers...

She really, um... has a way with words, don't she?
 
2012-07-04 11:01:09 AM  
I don't know what's more balls-deep in stupid...the post, or the comments after...

"I'm a former fighter pilot and she can sure speak for me. We used to fight communist and you want one in the white house. Lordy!"
 
2012-07-04 11:01:50 AM  
"Something something.... my kids are expected to work for their rigs."

I am not sure lying on your back, getting pregnant, and then lying through your teeth about abstinence-only education is what I would call work in the traditional sense of the word.
 
2012-07-04 11:02:50 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: I don't know what's more balls-deep in stupid...the post, or the comments after...

"I'm a former fighter pilot and she can sure speak for me. We used to fight communist and you want one in the white house. Lordy!"


Further proof that they let anyone into Colorado Springs who can pass an eye exam.
 
2012-07-04 11:02:55 AM  
At the time, it referred to their desire for Independence for Alaska.
 
2012-07-04 11:03:07 AM  
Everyone knows it stands for indi...cative of the great state of Alaska by which we were patriots from the you betcha subby
 
2012-07-04 11:03:51 AM  

IXI Jim IXI: I don't know what's more balls-deep in stupid...the post, or the comments after...

"I'm a former fighter pilot and she can sure speak for me. We used to fight communist and you want one in the white house. Lordy!"


Well, it was originally the fascists that took on the communists, so he may have a point... sure, it had less than desirable results, but them fascists killed a shiat-ton of them communists!
 
2012-07-04 11:03:54 AM  
She should change her first name to Sar-uh because that would be more fitting.
 
2012-07-04 11:04:15 AM  
Sarah Palin's daughter's middle name is Indi, short for Independence Indipendence.

FTFY.
 
2012-07-04 11:06:21 AM  
Hopefully, it's short for 'Indi Butt' and she can avoid some of the problems her sister ran into.
 
2012-07-04 11:07:22 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Sarah Palin's daughter's middle name is Indi, short for Independence Indipendence.

FTFY.


Ha, I just got an image in my head of Sarah and Todd sitting on the hospital bed trying to figure out how to spell independence and then saying "Ah, f*ck it. Let's just use Indi!"
 
2012-07-04 11:07:28 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I think they did, subby.


done in one.
 
2012-07-04 11:09:16 AM  
She better not marry a guy named Sack
 
2012-07-04 11:11:09 AM  

coeyagi: "Something something.... my kids are expected to work for their rigs."

I am not sure lying on your back, getting pregnant, and then lying through your teeth about abstinence-only education is what I would call work in the traditional sense of the word.


It is, if your family tradition is Grifter.
 
2012-07-04 11:13:19 AM  
blogs.e-rockford.com
 
2012-07-04 11:13:27 AM  

scrumpox: coeyagi: "Something something.... my kids are expected to work for their rigs."

I am not sure lying on your back, getting pregnant, and then lying through your teeth about abstinence-only education is what I would call work in the traditional sense of the word.

It is, if your family tradition is Grifter.


They really are carnies, aren't they?
 
2012-07-04 11:13:41 AM  
Here's one of the girls' trucks; it explains why they're expected to work for a full gas tank.
Ok but did they pay for the truck?
 
2012-07-04 11:14:00 AM  

dinch: Ha, I just got an image in my head of Sarah and Todd sitting on the hospital bed trying to figure out how to spell independence and then saying "Ah, f*ck it. Let's just use Indi!"


According to Wikipedia, "indipendence" is the correct spelling.
 
2012-07-04 11:24:08 AM  
And, Trig's name is short for, what, trigonometry? For somebody so resolutely, and, so defiantly, um, incurious, isn't that stretching things just a little bit?
 
2012-07-04 11:24:29 AM  
Sarah Palin was almost Vice-President.

I don't know if that's a sign the system really does work, or a sign the system's broken beyond repair.
 
2012-07-04 11:25:00 AM  
Glad it's Tuesday because we'll get to tune in to Bristol's show "Life's a Tripp" on the Lifetime Network

Well you are about the only one, the last episode had about 426,000 viewers. Link
 
2012-07-04 11:25:11 AM  

Wyalt Derp: dinch: Ha, I just got an image in my head of Sarah and Todd sitting on the hospital bed trying to figure out how to spell independence and then saying "Ah, f*ck it. Let's just use Indi!"

According to Wikipedia, "indipendence" is the correct spelling.


Indipeyndance if you're doing it phonetically and like a real Murrican.
 
2012-07-04 11:27:29 AM  

biglot: And, Trig's name is short for, what, trigonometry? For somebody so resolutely, and, so defiantly, um, incurious, isn't that stretching things just a little bit?


Or it could be short for trisomy g Link
 
2012-07-04 11:27:32 AM  

biglot: And, Trig's name is short for, what, trigonometry? For somebody so resolutely, and, so defiantly, um, incurious, isn't that stretching things just a little bit?


That's something I've always wondered too. From what I understand they got the names for their kids from where they were conceived. I'm guessing in the library's math and science section since that's probably the quietest place in Alaska.
 
2012-07-04 11:27:39 AM  

Mugato: The woman who wrote that was very close to having the launch codes.


Sarah Palin probably would be dumb enough to get her ghost writer to note down the launch codes in case she forgot them. That or pin them on the fridge.
 
2012-07-04 11:28:50 AM  

spongeboob: biglot: And, Trig's name is short for, what, trigonometry? For somebody so resolutely, and, so defiantly, um, incurious, isn't that stretching things just a little bit?

Or it could be short for trisomy g Link


I really hope not. Might have just as well called him Dumass.
 
2012-07-04 11:31:00 AM  
Brap Jr.'s middle name is Depends. Because all he seems capable of doing is soiling himself.

Stupid baby. Get a job!
 
2012-07-04 11:32:49 AM  
Piper Indi Palin.

sounds dirty when you say it that way.
 
2012-07-04 11:41:28 AM  

brap: Brap Jr.'s middle name is Depends. Because all he seems capable of doing is soiling himself.

Stupid baby. Get a job!


Stupid babies need the most love.
 
2012-07-04 11:44:51 AM  
It's better than Patience Bootstraps..
 
2012-07-04 11:52:26 AM  

dinch: biglot: And, Trig's name is short for, what, trigonometry? For somebody so resolutely, and, so defiantly, um, incurious, isn't that stretching things just a little bit?

That's something I've always wondered too. From what I understand they got the names for their kids from where they were conceived. I'm guessing in the library's math and science section since that's probably the quietest place in Alaska.


I imagine it's short for trigger, as in "Pull the trigger Todd, it's almost time for Leno."
 
2012-07-04 11:54:11 AM  

whatsupchuck: ...we're praying for an onslaught of wild Alaskan salmon to slay for appreciative consumers...

She really, um... has a way with words, don't she?


I have never in my life heard anyone use the word "slay" when talking about fishing. Not even Roy Scheider.
 
2012-07-04 11:54:57 AM  
Sarah Palin named a daughter after The Independent? a newspaper? a foreign (British) newspaper? a newspaper not published by Rupert Murdoch?

Now THAT's what I call irony.

Bristol ... Board
Trig ... O. Nometry
Track ... and Field
Willow ... (movie, 1988)
Piper ... Roddy
Indi ..pindint band

Sarah Palin is constantly reliving her days in High School and her Eighties movie dreams of being the Queen of the Junior Prom.

What was the name of Bristol's boyfriend? Treife or something, wasn't it? Doesn't seem to fit the pattern.

I wonder what you call a woman with a Peter Pan complex*?

Note: Sarah Palin graduated from High School in 1982, despite no evidence of a diploma. WHAR DIPLOMA? She then spent six years at five universites (no more than two months at each) during a period known as the Palin Lost Years. Then she was the dictatorial mayor of a small town and finally President of the United States because of her overwhelming intellectual incuriosity, reactionary truck stop waitress dumbness, and a former judgment from the SCOTUS declaring her legally blonde. Those are some mighty qualifications she's got there, you know? Uh-huh. Yup. In-doobie-tabley.

*Everybody knows it's Wendy.
 
2012-07-04 11:56:43 AM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Hopefully, it's short for 'Indi Butt' and she can avoid some of the problems her sister ran into.


Ok... That made me laugh
 
2012-07-04 12:05:42 PM  
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2012-07-04 12:17:44 PM  
Why make it short for anything? Why not just make her middle name Independence, if that's what you want? I mean, instead of shortening it to something that sounds nothing like the word you're actually going for. This farking twat hasn't got a brain cell to spare and can't do anything right, I guess.

Why is this woman still a public figure?
 
2012-07-04 12:24:50 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: If you like Tim McGraw's new pickup truck anthem "Truck Yeah", you'll understand my kids' love of their rigs.

Do they have gun racks and Truck Nutz and wear sleeveless flannels and drink Schlitz when they go muddin'?


I just watched "Escanaba in Da Moonlight".

I'm so very frightened. Please help.
 
2012-07-04 12:25:05 PM  

Dr.Zom: Lost Thought 00: Truck Yeah

That's a joke, right? Self-parody?

Nope, just good old-fashioned pandering.


There's a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy".
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kenny_chesney/she_thinks_my_tracto r s_sexy.html

And another one where one of the lines is "where I come from, there's a preacher man in a cowboy shirt", where making fun of street lighting is something the singer will refrain from if you don't ridicule his ridiculousness for saying things like, well, he ridicules your city lights in all seriousness.
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/montgomery_gentry/where_i_come_from .html

You cannot parody this and have it sound different from the actual stuff.
 
2012-07-04 12:26:21 PM  
the comments are hilarious! These people vote! lolol
 
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