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(ABC)   7 reasons to be sad Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are split up, or how to write a fluff piece with HTML formatting made like only a drunken stooge could   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 58
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2012-07-05 02:53:12 AM

Solid Muldoon: Why does everybody hate Comic Sans?


Same reason we fear clowns.
 
2012-07-05 03:23:10 AM

Solid Muldoon: Why does everybody hate Comic Sans?


Because some people just aren't happy unless they're upset about something mind-bogglingly retarded. People who care enough to hate Comic Sans are at about the same mental level as people who look at The Situation and Snooki as role models.
 
2012-07-05 03:38:05 AM
Apparently Tom Cruise's father was an abusive alcoholic. He constantly had to change jobs because of his substance abuse and general assholeism, and consequently his family moved frequently; Tom Cruise attended 15 different schools before graduating and never stayed in one place long enough to develop close friendships. Now he's 50 years old, he's a huge success, and he's an emotionally disturbed nutjob incapable of maintaining a healthy relationship. In a few decades there's going to be a fantastic biopic about Tom Cruise, but I wonder how it'll end. I guess they could just colorize Citizen Kane and it would be close enough.
 
2012-07-05 05:00:21 AM
While it seems to me that it was pretty stupid for Katie Holmes to marry Tom Cruse, considering his past and beliefs, I have to give her credit for getting a lot smarter over the last five years
 
2012-07-05 07:10:07 AM

malaktaus: Apparently Tom Cruise's father was an abusive alcoholic. He constantly had to change jobs because of his substance abuse and general assholeism, and consequently his family moved frequently; Tom Cruise attended 15 different schools before graduating and never stayed in one place long enough to develop close friendships. Now he's 50 years old, he's a huge success, and he's an emotionally disturbed nutjob incapable of maintaining a healthy relationship. In a few decades there's going to be a fantastic biopic about Tom Cruise, but I wonder how it'll end. I guess they could just colorize Citizen Kane and it would be close enough.


Spoiler: Xenu's the sled.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: IT'S EITHER THAT OR PAPYRUS

CHOOSE WISELY


I choose neither! I would rather see this internet burned to the ground around me than accept the use of either of those fonts by anyone over the age of 5!

/and 5 is pushing it
 
2012-07-05 10:34:35 AM

EchoMike: They could have just saved us all the trouble of trying to weed through all of that...

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No popup ads? I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-05 03:30:42 PM

images.starpulse.com



He linked.... poorly
 
2012-07-05 09:38:41 PM

EchoMike: They could have just saved us all the trouble of trying to weed through all of that...

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GREATEST

POST

EVER


Sid_6.7:
I choose neither! I would rather see this internet burned to the ground around me than accept the use of either of those fonts by anyone over the age of 5!

/and 5 is pushing it


IT'S NOT AN INHERENTLY *BAD* FONT

SEE?
 
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