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(Twitter)   Drew Brees spots multiple great whites yards from San Diego beach. Gregg Williams said to be en route and drawing up a game plan   (twitter.com) divider line 25
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2012-07-04 12:06:29 PM  
It is fine..... hard to set a fire in a beach.
 
2012-07-04 12:55:52 PM  

dletter: It is fine..... hard to set a fire in a beach.


Huh???
 
2012-07-04 12:58:13 PM  
What we can't get greened and this nothing tweet does? Geez.
 
2012-07-04 12:58:40 PM  
But sharks don't have ACLs to go after. Headshots only, I guess.
 
2012-07-04 01:05:37 PM  
img1.fark.net?
 
2012-07-04 01:19:19 PM  

dletter: It is fine..... hard to set a fire in a beach.


Exactly how I interpreted the HL as well.
 
2012-07-04 01:44:48 PM  

digistil: dletter: It is fine..... hard to set a fire in a beach.

Huh???


Duh, burning down the club?

And 100 feet offshore? Why the fark would be concerned about.them if they are so far away?
 
2012-07-04 01:54:25 PM  
It's not news, it's FARK.com repeating tweets
 
2012-07-04 01:56:47 PM  
Great Whites are scared of humans more than we should be scared of them.
Shark attacks are rare for a reason
 
2012-07-04 02:20:30 PM  

ontariolightning: Great Whites are scared of humans more than we should be scared of them.
Shark attacks are rare for a reason


Peanutbutter Snickers is going to change that!

digistil: dletter: It is fine..... hard to set a fire in a beach.

Huh???


Great White the band.
Big nightclub fire a few years back.

I guess
 
2012-07-04 02:22:05 PM  
Gregg Williams is offering a bounty of $1000 for each Great White knocked out. $2000 if they get carted off the beach.
 
2012-07-04 03:27:46 PM  
There are entirely too many limes in this thread.
 
2012-07-04 03:42:17 PM  

Bull Schmitt: There are entirely too many limes in this thread.


TOO MANY LIMES TOO MANY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES OHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-07-04 04:11:28 PM  
Nonsense, Wes Welker's at a minicamp.
 
2012-07-04 05:00:07 PM  
I'm not a marine biologist, so I'm not qualified to say whether or not those were actually Great White sharks, baby or no.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Drew Brees isn't a marine biologist either.
 
2012-07-04 07:01:19 PM  

Kiribub: I'm not a marine biologist, so I'm not qualified to say whether or not those were actually Great White sharks, baby or no.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Drew Brees isn't a marine biologist either.


Being afraid of sharks myself, I feel confident in calling any shark I see a Great White. It makes me feel better about being such a wuss.
 
2012-07-04 07:55:36 PM  

CalamitousCrasher: Kiribub: I'm not a marine biologist, so I'm not qualified to say whether or not those were actually Great White sharks, baby or no.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Drew Brees isn't a marine biologist either.

Being afraid of sharks myself, I feel confident in calling any shark I see a Great White. It makes me feel better about being such a wuss.


This. If I'm in the water and there's a grey torpedo-ish shape with fins and teeth near me, I'm getting the heck out of the water (hopefully, anyway).
 
2012-07-04 08:36:46 PM  
There were no sharks. This is just Drew Brees testing out his secret coded language with Sean Payton.

You'll see a bunch more of these tweets during the season.
 
2012-07-04 09:54:05 PM  

CalamitousCrasher: Kiribub: I'm not a marine biologist, so I'm not qualified to say whether or not those were actually Great White sharks, baby or no.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Drew Brees isn't a marine biologist either.

Being afraid of sharks myself, I feel confident in calling any shark I see a Great White. It makes me feel better about being such a wuss.


You should get an AK-47 to shoot them.
 
2012-07-04 09:55:45 PM  
And why is someone tweeting an opinion/joke noteworthy?
 
2012-07-05 10:34:32 AM  
How much would someone get for knocking Jamie Foxx out of the ocean?
 
2012-07-05 01:32:44 PM  
10 days...
 
2012-07-05 01:56:54 PM  

iron_city_ap: CalamitousCrasher: Kiribub: I'm not a marine biologist, so I'm not qualified to say whether or not those were actually Great White sharks, baby or no.

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure Drew Brees isn't a marine biologist either.

Being afraid of sharks myself, I feel confident in calling any shark I see a Great White. It makes me feel better about being such a wuss.

You should get an AK-47 to shoot them.


...or a Glock
 
2012-07-05 04:06:14 PM  
That was one of the more ridiculous movies I've ever seen...

Jaguar shark...

Funny moments, but that writer, what's his name, is just plain weird and lonely and his films show it.
 
2012-07-05 05:31:49 PM  
Not sure what he's worried about. He can just walk over them anyway.
 
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