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(AZCentral)   A look at all the crazy objects Katy Perry uses to cover her breasts. Yeah, it's a slideshow, but it's basically a slideshow of Katy Perry's breasts   (azcentral.com) divider line 128
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2012-07-04 01:50:47 AM  
OK, but you said "cover". Lost me right there.
 
2012-07-04 02:10:02 AM  
Subby, this ain't 1993, when we were all jerking off to Victoria's Secret catalogs we lifted from our friend's mom's master bedroom. What exactly is in this link that trumps the vast wilderness of porn awaiting me right now?
 
2012-07-04 02:27:20 AM  
img155.imageshack.us

My boobies?
 
2012-07-04 09:53:21 AM  

MrBallou: OK, but you said "cover". Lost me right there.


There is a simple beauty of the things that cover Katy Perry's breasts. It does leave something to the imagination. She can't just outright flaunt it because it could ruin the perception. Hell, she could have weird boobs that point at two different directions or giant pepperoni nipples. Do you want to see that? I don't
 
2012-07-04 09:54:44 AM  
Thankfully, Russell Brand is *not* one of those objects.
 
2012-07-04 11:01:48 AM  
images.picturesdepot.com
 
2012-07-04 11:14:58 AM  
My hands will soon be included. Heh heh heh.


/the restraining order will follow
 
2012-07-04 11:35:43 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thankfully, Russell Brand is *not* one of those objects.


I watched the recent The Tempest movie the other night, putting Russel Brand in Shakespeare is like putting... Kenau in Shakespeare.
 
2012-07-04 11:35:44 AM  
Not a very subtle sensibility, that one
 
2012-07-04 11:35:50 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thankfully, Russell Brand is *not* one of those objects.


Amen to that.
 
2012-07-04 11:37:58 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [images.picturesdepot.com image 510x378]


I don't know why, but the combo of your name and that pic is comedy gold! Thanks!

/still chuckling
 
2012-07-04 11:38:14 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Not a very subtle sensibility, that one


Yea, so?
 
2012-07-04 11:40:30 AM  
It's a horrible slide show. The pics are all thumbnail size.

i.azcentral.com
Does this dress make my butt look fat?
 
2012-07-04 11:41:12 AM  

Cyno01: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thankfully, Russell Brand is *not* one of those objects.

I watched the recent The Tempest movie the other night, putting Russel Brand in Shakespeare is like putting... Kenau in Shakespeare.


Who was Brand playing? Caliban?

/my favorite play!
//"How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in 't!" my second favorite line after all of Hamlet's asides.
 
2012-07-04 11:43:15 AM  
I've heard this chicks name before but never saw pictures of her before. She is a pretty nice looking little piece of ass.
 
2012-07-04 11:44:41 AM  

MrBallou: OK, but you said "cover". Lost me right there.


THIS. They are magnificent, though, covered or not.

However, it does make you wonder if she'd have been as successful as a musician if she wasn't smoking hot.

She's got talent, but I'll wager that it was her looks that were responsible for her getting signed.
 
2012-07-04 11:45:06 AM  
I've never been all that impressed with Katy Perry or her boobs...
 
2012-07-04 11:47:32 AM  
Her father must be so proud.
 
2012-07-04 11:48:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-04 11:49:49 AM  
What I like most about her is how she manages to maintain such a natural look.
 
2012-07-04 11:49:51 AM  
What? No Elmo shirt?

a0.img.mobypicture.com
 
2012-07-04 11:51:20 AM  
I would give her the best 90 seconds of my life. Two times.
 
2012-07-04 11:54:34 AM  
As a cinephile,I found her movie reels attire to be the most titillating.
 
2012-07-04 11:54:52 AM  
What gets me is that under all that makeup a lot of these female celebrities look totally different and often much better, e.g., that Snooki person. And not only celebrities but real people in real life: why must they put all that gunk on themselves?

If they're really that ugly covering their faces with a plastic mask would be much simpler. And gorgeous women who didn't want to be harassed and stalked could do it too, so we'd have no way to know who's hideous and who's not and we'd have to judge them by other criteria. Like, oh, whether they're nice people, or in the case of singers whether they can really sing.

Why does it matter so much how female singers look anyway? Neil Young has been a decrepit old coot for 20 years now -- and he never needed to wear a fancy brassiere.
 
2012-07-04 11:55:20 AM  
www.exposay.com

Oh, the things I would do to that woman... those would be 30 seconds she wouldn't ever forget (but wish she could).
 
2012-07-04 11:55:56 AM  
www.kingarthurflour.comwww.kingarthurflour.com
 
2012-07-04 11:56:11 AM  

scubamage: Cyno01: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Thankfully, Russell Brand is *not* one of those objects.

I watched the recent The Tempest movie the other night, putting Russel Brand in Shakespeare is like putting... Kenau in Shakespeare.

Who was Brand playing? Caliban?

/my favorite play!
//"How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in 't!" my second favorite line after all of Hamlet's asides.


No, Trinculo. It was actually pretty good i though, and in an ironic twist they had Hellen Mirren as Prospero.
 
2012-07-04 11:57:11 AM  
Is it just me or does Katy Perry's eyes give the impression she is batshiat crazy?

/Never tap batshiat crazy unless you're able to pay the price.
 
2012-07-04 11:58:45 AM  
I have only seen the trailer for the film but that tour looks spectacularly designed.
 
2012-07-04 11:59:16 AM  

Big_Doofus: I've never been all that impressed with Katy Perry or her boobs...


Funnily, I don't find her music to be ear destroying like a lot of modern pop artists. While I've never gone out of my way to listen to her music(what, and interrupt my playlist of Blue Oyster Cult's discography? Madness) I don't mind it.

I also find there's something about her that makes me go "Da fark?" every time I look at her. Pretty face, nice breasts, nice legs, but it's a weird Frankenstein thing of nice parts that look bolted on, including the face. It all just looks artificial for some reason.

I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god, but I'd likely have an existential crisis afterwards about boning a pop music producing android. Unless she wanted another round, but the crisis, much like a hangover, has to hit sooner or later, regardless of the fun you have in the mean time.

/hangovers don't actually need to hit.
//but I imagine it'd be harder to ween off of sex with Katy Perry than to slowly lower doses of alcohol until functioning normally again.
///Drinking at 9am? fark it, it's the fourth. 'merika, dammit.
 
2012-07-04 11:59:36 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Why does it matter so much how female singers look anyway?


Have you heard her "music"? Yikes.

If you've got talent (a la Neil Young, or even some of the ugly but talented lady singers), your looks don't matter.
If you're gonna regurgitate the same old tired pop music garbage, you'd better be easy on the eyes.
 
2012-07-04 12:02:41 PM  

WhippingBoy: The One True TheDavid: Why does it matter so much how female singers look anyway?

Have you heard her "music"? Yikes.

If you've got talent (a la Neil Young, or even some of the ugly but talented lady singers), your looks don't matter.
If you're gonna regurgitate the same old tired pop music garbage, you'd better be easy on the eyes.


SRV, the uglier the face he made, the better he played
 
2012-07-04 12:06:47 PM  

mikdeetx: Is it just me or does Katy Perry's eyes give the impression she is batshiat crazy?

/Never tap batshiat crazy unless you're able to pay the price.


They give me the impression that she's a potential serial killer. There's no personality or conscience behind them.

Incidentally, if you've ever heard her without the aid of AutoTune and prerecorded tracks, she either has horrific stage fright or sings about as well as Jennifer Lopez.

I tell you, she's a season of Dexter waiting to happen.
 
2012-07-04 12:07:48 PM  
Women have it made, flash a little over, under, side cleavage and get everyone's attention whenever they want.
Guys, try flashing your nuts and see what you get,
 
2012-07-04 12:08:30 PM  

WhippingBoy: If you've got talent (a la Neil Young, or even some of the ugly but talented lady singers), your looks don't matter.
If you're gonna regurgitate the same old tired pop music garbage, you'd better be easy on the eyes.


Oooozing talent (and possibly chip grease):

greenobles.com

Little to no talent but easy on the eyes:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-04 12:08:47 PM  

PlatinumDragon: mikdeetx: Is it just me or does Katy Perry's eyes give the impression she is batshiat crazy?

/Never tap batshiat crazy unless you're able to pay the price.

They give me the impression that she's a potential serial killer. There's no personality or conscience behind them.

Incidentally, if you've ever heard her without the aid of AutoTune and prerecorded tracks, she either has horrific stage fright or sings about as well as Jennifer Lopez.

I tell you, she's a season of Dexter waiting to happen.


True. Also, marrying Russell Brand isn't exactly the action of a well-adjusted individual.
 
2012-07-04 12:09:52 PM  
img13.imageshack.us

It's a thankless job, but the hours are okay and you are your own boss....
 
2012-07-04 12:10:31 PM  

tzzhc4: Oooozing talent (and possibly chip grease):


Wow, she's a big 'un, isn't she. Talented though.
 
2012-07-04 12:11:05 PM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-04 12:12:02 PM  

cig-mkr: Women have it made, flash a little over, under, side cleavage and get everyone's attention whenever they want.
Guys, try flashing your nuts and see what you get,


Guys don't have to flash their nuts, or anything, or even look healthy. See: Shane MacGowan, U2, the Rolling Stones, etc.

Women, OTOH, generally don't matter unless they're judged attractive enough to do photo spreads and wear skimpy clothes.
 
2012-07-04 12:14:24 PM  
I like her and think she's a great showman. Or showperson. I even like at least two of her songs!
 
2012-07-04 12:15:57 PM  

Flint Ironstag: [img13.imageshack.us image 460x575]

It's a thankless job, but the hours are okay and you are your own boss....


20 bucks says the guy is gay.
 
2012-07-04 12:16:29 PM  

PlatinumDragon: mikdeetx: Is it just me or does Katy Perry's eyes give the impression she is batshiat crazy?

/Never tap batshiat crazy unless you're able to pay the price.

They give me the impression that she's a potential serial killer. There's no personality or conscience behind them.

Incidentally, if you've ever heard her without the aid of AutoTune and prerecorded tracks, she either has horrific stage fright or sings about as well as Jennifer Lopez.

I tell you, she's a season of Dexter waiting to happen.


Yes, I've heard her sing 'Firework' acapella.

Katy Perry, singing 'Firework', acapella
(new window)
 
2012-07-04 12:17:44 PM  
i.azcentral.com

Would you look at that. She's got a heart on.
 
2012-07-04 12:18:10 PM  

netizencain: [img155.imageshack.us image 640x551]

My boobies?


Wow, congratulations on being a twat. I'll bet you also post "that picture" in JLH threads too.
 
2012-07-04 12:26:34 PM  
Did anyone else get far enough into the slideshow to see this gem? "Katy Perry wears a smurf to the premiere of the Smurfs movie"

I could understand if she were wearing just any old random Smurf on her tatas, hell even Brainy, just calling it 'a Smurf' but there is only one female Smurf in the whole village (read: cumdump) I mean, who doesn't know that the biatch's name is Smurfette?

/end nerdrage
 
2012-07-04 12:27:19 PM  
Meh, let me know when there is a picture of her covering her breasts with "nothing".
 
2012-07-04 12:30:22 PM  

PlatinumDragon: Women, OTOH, generally don't matter unless they're judged attractive enough to do photo spreads and wear skimpy clothes.


That's only true if the woman in question is otherwise unremarkable.
 
2012-07-04 12:35:51 PM  
I will probably never be able to say this again, but I loved the captions for that slideshow. The mad lib-like formula of "Katy Perry wears..." got more funny the further along it went.

My favorite: "Katy Perry wears a swamp while receiving the Best Video Award for "California Gurls" during the MTV Europe Music Awards 2010 on Nov. 7, 2010, in Madrid."
 
2012-07-04 12:36:19 PM  

PlatinumDragon: Guys don't have to flash their nuts, or anything, or even look healthy. See: Shane MacGowan, U2, the Rolling Stones, etc.


Shane MacGowan sounds like shiat IIRC.
 
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