AbbeySomeone: Kids these days.I remember parties in the 60's and 70's when we had jarts and slip n slides that would lauch you into the grass and tear your skin off. You got hurt? The parents were having cocktails before tossing the kids into the car without these seatbelt things and told us to walk it off and not spoil the party.
Ennuipoet: Someone would always end up bleeding copiously and mothers would wipe off the blood, spray some Bactine on it tell you stop crying!
Cerebral Knievel: the water slide usually requires you too hook a hose up to it to spray down the slide to help you....slide down it with out tearing yer ass up. why the hell would they call it a water slide other wise?the hose must have been hooked up to the sno-cone machine.and who the hell puts a large piece of equipment like that on a glass table?thing probably did come with a stand, the delivery guy forgot it, and the mother said "fark it! put it on that table!"
tukatz: "Where do you want the Sno-Cone machine, ma'am?""Oh, put it right on that fragile, rickety glass table over there."Dumbass
AMonkey'sUncle: AbbeySomeone: Kids these days.I remember parties in the 60's and 70's when we had jarts and slip n slides that would lauch you into the grass and tear your skin off. You got hurt? The parents were having cocktails before tossing the kids into the car without these seatbelt things and told us to walk it off and not spoil the party.Hell, in the 50s at birthday parties, we'd bob for apples. Three kids drowned and nobody sued. Parents were glad to be rid of the burdens. Then there was Pin the Tail On the Donkey. You'd be blindfolded and spun around, and after you got done puking, you'd wind up poking all your friends. Nobody sued. Just sprayed everyone with Mercurochrome.Good times. Of course we had to walk to these parties. Uphill both ways and it was always snowing, too.
Ima4nic8or: The woman is a dumbass. I hope the party store counter-sues her.
Spirit Hammer: So she needs a new dining room set AND a new patio set?Awesome!
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