I think you linked to the wrong video, subby. (pops)

fark you and your pseudocon shiat eating pig fark circle jerk fark cum dumpster douche nozzle licking friends for telling me what is and what isn't patriotic




//What's the over/under on Mickey Rooney being next?

Local station played so called "patriotic" songs to fireworks last night. Kid rock, john cougar menstrualcramp, Bruce Springsteen...meh.

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Ooba Tooba: Local station played so called "patriotic" songs to fireworks last night. Kid rock, john cougar menstrualcramp, Bruce Springsteen...meh.

Don't The Boss and Mellencamp both hate America? Their songs are all ironic. Just like REM's "Shining Happy People" is actually about suicide.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I think you linked to the wrong video, subby. (pops)

[myheadisfulloff**k]

You are a bad man and you should feel bad for that.

Thread needs more sexy models in flag bikinis.

Failing that we got this...



/Hot or not?

This one is much more appropriate:

Link

Mickey Rooney was a hottie as a young man.

That is all.

Shaggy_C: Ooba Tooba: Local station played so called "patriotic" songs to fireworks last night. Kid rock, john cougar menstrualcramp, Bruce Springsteen...meh.

Don't The Boss and Mellencamp both hate America? Their songs are all ironic. Just like REM's "Shining Happy People" is actually about suicide.

Not so sure about actually hating America, maybe just a realization that all isn't perfect in the "greatest" nation? Love it, or leave it, or pen a catchy tune and make millions...

Red and white
Blue suede shoes
I'm Uncle Sam?
How do you do do?

downstairs: America, Fark Yeah!!!! (NSFW language, obviously)

+infinity

Subby, I think you meant this video

"Kill the Poor"?

To Anacreon in Heav'n, where he sat in full glee...
A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,
That He their Inspirer and Patron wou'd be;
When this Answer arriv'd from the JOLLY OLD GRECIAN
"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,
"No longer be mute,
"I'll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,
"And, besides, I'll instruct you like me, to intwine
"The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS's Vine.

[skip 4 verses]

Ye Sons of ANACREON, then, join Hand in Hand;
Preserve Unanimity, Friendship, and Love!
'Tis your's to support what's so happily plann'd;
You've the Sanction of Gods, and the FIAT of JOVE.
While thus we agree
Our Toast let it be.
May our Club flourish happy, united and free!
And long may the Sons of ANACREON intwine
The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS'S Vine.

Link the scariest patriotic song to the GOP

Be kind to our web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother.

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mickey Rooney was a hottie as a young man.

That is all.

Whaa?

Godscrack: No.

God Bless America by Kate Smith

This. *stands up and salutes*

I didn't know Mr Yunioshi could sing and dance.

quatchi: [myheadisfulloff**k]

You are a bad man and you should feel bad for that.

:-/

Look, I'm *sorry.*

Here, let me make it up to you with something more appropriate. (pops, not a RickRoll)

Then I am not patriotic.

/Gack!

brap: Bless you for not linking Lee Greenwood.

This times a farking million little American flags.

andrewagill: To Anacreon in Heav'n, where he sat in full glee...
A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,
That He their Inspirer and Patron wou'd be;
When this Answer arriv'd from the JOLLY OLD GRECIAN
"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,
"No longer be mute,
"I'll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,
"And, besides, I'll instruct you like me, to intwine
"The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS's Vine.

[skip 4 verses]

Ye Sons of ANACREON, then, join Hand in Hand;
Preserve Unanimity, Friendship, and Love!
'Tis your's to support what's so happily plann'd;
You've the Sanction of Gods, and the FIAT of JOVE.
While thus we agree
Our Toast let it be.
May our Club flourish happy, united and free!
And long may the Sons of ANACREON intwine
The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS'S Vine.

Holy shiat, that song's the 18th century version of Let's Get Drunk and Screw, isn't it? I never saw those lyrics before, I'd only read that it was an "old drinking song".

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I think you linked to the wrong video, subby. (pops)

I was absolutely sure it was that video when I clicked the main link. I can't tell whether to thank you for making every other video more enjoyable now or to kill you for getting in my head.

Am on a phone. Will someone link Smokey Robinson singing the anthem at the 1986 WS. One of my favs.. thanx

Came for 4th of July by Phil Alvin, leaving disappointed. But not before I leave this right here.

Link

Cheesus: I was absolutely sure it was that video when I clicked the main link. I can't tell whether to thank you for making every other video more enjoyable now or to kill you for getting in my head.

I'd have to advise you towards the first option, but I'm totally biased that way.

phaseolus: andrewagill: To Anacreon in Heav'n, where he sat in full glee...
A few Sons of Harmony sent a Petition,
That He their Inspirer and Patron wou'd be;
When this Answer arriv'd from the JOLLY OLD GRECIAN
"Voice, Fiddle, and Flute,
"No longer be mute,
"I'll lend you my Name and inspire you to boot,
"And, besides, I'll instruct you like me, to intwine
"The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS's Vine.

[skip 4 verses]

Ye Sons of ANACREON, then, join Hand in Hand;
Preserve Unanimity, Friendship, and Love!
'Tis your's to support what's so happily plann'd;
You've the Sanction of Gods, and the FIAT of JOVE.
While thus we agree
Our Toast let it be.
May our Club flourish happy, united and free!
And long may the Sons of ANACREON intwine
The Myrtle of VENUS with BACCHUS'S Vine.

Holy shiat, that song's the 18th century version of Let's Get Drunk and Screw, isn't it? I never saw those lyrics before, I'd only read that it was an "old drinking song".

I think you're thinking it's a little bit dirtier than it actually was. The Anacreontic Society wasn't so much singing in beer halls as in wine bars.

To quote from Wikipedia:

The Anacreontic Society was a popular gentlemen's club of amateur musicians in London founded in the mid-18th century. These barristers, doctors, and other professional men named their club after the Greek court poet Anacreon, who lived in the 6th century B.C. and whose poems, "anacreontics", were used to entertain patrons in Teos and Athens. Dubbed "the convivial bard of Greece", Anacreon's songs often celebrated women, wine, and entertaining.

While the society's membership, one observer noted, was dedicated to "wit, harmony, and the god of wine," their primary goal (beyond companionship and talk) was to promote an interest in music. The society presented regular concerts of music, and included among their guests such important musicians as Joseph Haydn, who was the special guest at their concert in January 1791.

ComicBookGuy: Red and white
Blue suede shoes
I'm Uncle Sam?
How do you do do?

Give me five, I'm still alive.

CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 2/9/74

40: COME AND GET YOUR LOVE - REDBONE
39: I'D LIKE TO LIVE THE LOVE - B.B. KING
38: I SHALL SING - ART GARFUNKEL
37: HELEN WHEELS - PAUL McCARTNEY AND WINGS
EXTRA: I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND - BEATLES 10TH ANNIVERSARY
36: LEAVE ME ALONE - HELEN REDDY
35: CAN THIS BE REAL - THE NATURAL FOUR
34: ABRA CA DABRA - THE DIFRANCO FAMILY
33: LIVIN' FOR YOU - AL GREEN
32: SEXY MAMA - THE MOMENTS
31: DARK LADY - CHER
30: JOY (PART #1) - ISAAC HAYES
29: BABY COME CLOSE - SMOKEY ROBINSON
28: ME AND BABY BROTHER - WAR
27: SEASONS IN THE SUN - TERRY JACKS
26: JIM DANDY - BLACK OAK ARKANSAS
25: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL - CHARLIE RICH
24: THE AMERICANS - GORDON SINCLAIR (SKIPPED BY CASEY FOR #4)
23: LOVE SONG - ANNE MURRAY
22: MIDNIGHT RIDER - GREG ALLMAN
21: THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM - DIANA ROSS
20: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP - BARRY WHITE
19: I LOVE - TOM T. HALL (CUT SHORT)
18: TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE
17: HEARTBREAKER - ROLLING STONES
16: LIVIN' FOR THE CITY - STEVIE WONDER
EXTRA: FINGERTIPS (PART #1) - STEVIE WONDER (HIS FIRST HIT)
15: PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER - OJAYS
14: BOOGIE DOWN - EDDIE KENDRICKS
13: ROCK ON - DAVID ESSEX
12: SMOKIN' IN THE BOYS ROOM - BROWNSVILLE STATION
11: THE JOKER - STEVE MILLER
10: JUNGLE BOOGIE - KOOL & THE GANG
9: I'VE GOT TO USE MY IMAGINATION - GLADYS KNIGHT & THE PIPS
8: SHOW AND TELL - AL WILSON
7: SPIDERS AND SNAKES - JIM STAFFORD
6: LET ME BE THERE - OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN
5: UNTIL YOU COME BACK TO ME (THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO) - ARETHA FRANKLIN
4: THE AMERICANS - BYRON McGREGOR
3: YOU'RE SIXTEEN - RINGO STARR
2: THE WAY WE WERE - BARBRA STREISAND
1: LOVES' THEME - LOVE UNLIMITED ORCHESTRA

American Woman has to be the most patriotic song ever. They play it during their big fireworks show here every year without a hint of irony.

/not this version though, the Lenny Kravitz one...