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2003-11-13 09:12:24 AM
(sound of TotalFARKers bracing themselves for the continued onslaught of submissions)
 
2003-11-13 09:16:30 AM
When it rains......
 
2003-11-13 09:20:45 AM
Please tell me none of the others have that green night vision thing going on...
 
2003-11-13 09:21:13 AM
Hmm... Ten more, at least... At the rate "first" tape has been submitted to TotalFARK, I suppose that submitted links of tapes of Paris Hilton in flagrante delicto will increase exponentially until we have nothing else but her homemade stag films.
 
2003-11-13 09:26:50 AM
Hey, it isn't often that Fark has a server test like this.
 
OBB
2003-11-13 09:43:32 AM
I think Fark should start up a new site, a junkyard if you will, for all these new video submissions...
 
2003-11-13 09:50:27 AM
Drew...

Here's a request for totalfarkers. Can you modify the ignore list to ignore links as well as people. I'd love to add a "%Paris Hilton%" to my ignore list.
 
2003-11-13 09:54:38 AM
Gets out calculator... does math to calculate the number of posts 10 new Paris Hilton sex tapes will generate... head explodes like an Iraqi car bomb... news of head exploding fails to make main page...
 
2003-11-13 10:00:03 AM
Wow, talk about being overexposed--literally, figuratively, and literally again, again, and again.
 
2003-11-13 10:05:35 AM
Can we get a "Hilton" tag?
 
2003-11-13 10:33:59 AM
Mandrax
Not a Hilton tag, but maybe an Attention Whore tag for all those who've used up their 15 minutes but refuse to let go. Their Queen is Madonna.
 
2003-11-13 10:47:23 AM
Oh dear god.

So this means what... 2, 3 months of nothing but Hilton?
 
2003-11-13 10:52:16 AM
I blame this on the psychos who think she's actually hot. It's all your fault, dammit!
 
2003-11-13 10:54:18 AM
i, for one, welcome our new incessant paris hilton-submitting overlords.
 
2003-11-13 11:26:00 AM
"The Hilton family declined to comment through a spokeswoman."

Now that is what you call money.
 
2003-11-13 11:26:54 AM
Sounds like the three minute "sampler" tape with the crappy green glow is all we get, though. At least until Girls Gone Wild releases "Hilton Gone Wild!"
 
2003-11-13 11:45:55 AM
So this means what... 2, 3 months of nothing but Hilton?

We were going to have to endure that anyway.
 
2003-11-13 12:24:18 PM
Video of Paris by herself, huh? That'd be nice.
 
2003-11-13 12:32:15 PM
I'll never stay at a Hilton ever again.
 
2003-11-13 12:56:44 PM
this is just one of those people that i cannot f*cking figure out WHY i know her name, or why i know so much about her. has this person ever done _anything_ worth a f*ck in any way shape or form?

has society ever benefited from her existance? THEN WHY THE F*CK DOES ANYONE CARE?

in refrence to an earlier comment in this thread, madonna's 15 minutes were up a long time ago, but at least she releases an album every once in a while to at least appear relevant....
 
2003-11-13 01:09:42 PM
Can I order these moves on the Spanktravision at participating Hilton hotels?
 
2003-11-13 01:12:39 PM
What I dont get is the part about the guy who bought the tape returning it because it might have been done when she was under 18. I think thats a cop out or something to that effect, but I can gaurendamtee you that there is nothing even close to chil porn on that tape even if she was 17. But I guess you have to draw a bright line somewhere.

But did you all realize in GA you you can have sex with a girl who is 16, but yet if you post pictures of that sex its child porn? Go Figure.
 
2003-11-13 01:14:00 PM
nakedmolerat
I'll never stay at a Hilton ever again.


And it's apparantly even more expensive to stay in a Hilton.

3Horn
 
2003-11-13 01:16:20 PM
BranMuffins
But did you all realize in GA you you can have sex with a girl who is 16, but yet if you post pictures of that sex its child porn? Go Figure.


Yeah, I'd like to know how long it's going to be before Solomon is picked up on charges of "indecency with a minor", "sodomy", "sexual assault", etc.

Oh, that's right, he's rich, it won't happen.

3Horn
 
2003-11-13 01:41:14 PM
Well this certainly has managed to fill in for the "Bennifer" drought.
 
2003-11-13 01:44:17 PM
Let me be the first to say:

I'd knit it!

Pass the pipe.
 
2003-11-13 01:44:17 PM
Lessons the Hiltons may have considered teaching young Paris.

1. Lock that shiat up.
2. Choose some farking friends that aren't going to rat you out to the farking press for God's sake. What kind of friend is this?
 
2003-11-13 01:44:32 PM
Why bother with 10 more? The ending on the first one was SOOO predictable.
 
2003-11-13 01:44:44 PM
so if one were intereted where might they look for said video
 
2003-11-13 01:45:11 PM
Videos on the net in 5, 4, 3....

Hit it!
 
2003-11-13 01:45:20 PM
Is there anyway I can redeem my "Hilton Rewards" points here? Possibly for a TotalFark account?
 
2003-11-13 01:45:40 PM
kittens, beware
 
2003-11-13 01:45:47 PM
IMDB lists Nina Hartley as appearing in 345 porn flicks.

Let's just say Paris is "competitive".
 
2003-11-13 01:45:53 PM
Hmm about 20-30 clicks a second. Too bad the internet isn't profitable.
 
2003-11-13 01:47:12 PM
overexposed...blahblah...attention whore...blah...
so anyway, the first video that came out, was that really only supposed to be 3 minutes long like the one I downloaded? I was a wee bit disappointed; I had to hit repeat twice on it before I could finish.
 
2003-11-13 01:47:35 PM
so how long are we supposed to wait before we can see the videos...
 
2003-11-13 01:47:39 PM
The sample was circulated on the net??? I guess I missed that one...
 
2003-11-13 01:48:08 PM
This Hilton chick may be vapid, but her scandles are rapid!

Fark Bennifer, she/it/they are disgusting creatures to begin with. At least Hilton is a hottie.
 
2003-11-13 01:48:12 PM
Yeah, and I'm sure all this publicity has nothing at all to do with her upcoming crapfest on Fox or whatever network had the stupidity to give her a show.
 
2003-11-13 01:48:22 PM
Anything to take these sluts down a notch, I say. Bunch of spoiled biatches slinging around daddy's money.

I sure hope he's proud.
 
2003-11-13 01:49:21 PM
To be as wealthy as she is, one would think she'd eat a little more. The poor girl could stand to gain 20 pounds.
 
2003-11-13 01:49:54 PM
Wait . . . I thought this was about videos in a French hotel. This "Paris Hilton" is a person?!?
 
2003-11-13 01:50:28 PM
This casts a different meaning on the name "Hilton Head".
 
2003-11-13 01:51:22 PM
Karma's a beeyatch, ain't it? You skeezebag.
 
2003-11-13 01:51:52 PM
Good. The first one wasn't that great.
 
Zed
2003-11-13 01:52:02 PM
"(sound of TotalFARKers bracing themselves for the continued onslaught of submissions)"

And what is the reason to pay for fark again?
 
2003-11-13 01:54:26 PM
Call me crazy...but I don't believe you can sue for losses on purchase of illegal goods (the guy suing for his loss after purchasing the tapes and finding out they are allegedly child porn).

But hey, that's what I do.
 
2003-11-13 01:54:31 PM
I could probably take that Solomon guy in a fight.
 
2003-11-13 01:55:28 PM
Way too skinny, but all the same, I'm glad this shiat is out. The more public shaming someone like her gets, the better. Anybody who''s identified as a "socialite" and nothing else clearly isn't offering all that much to society anyway.

If there's such a thing as benevolent class-war and misogyny, it's what I'm feeling rigth now.
 
2003-11-13 01:56:10 PM
Paris had her "Vaginot Line" penetrated.
 
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