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2012-07-03 08:28:57 PM  
FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!
 
2012-07-03 08:38:11 PM  
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2012-07-03 08:38:24 PM  
USA! USA! US....oh, wait
 
2012-07-03 08:38:33 PM  
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/lets get this out of the way.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:43 PM  
Finally they can all just be themselves.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:47 PM  
SOME gay people are ostentatious, but most are hard-working, normal people like the rest of us.

It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.
 
2012-07-03 08:40:13 PM  
Preperation H stock skyrockets.
 
2012-07-03 08:40:22 PM  
You mean they prohibited everyone in france before today? Geeze, talk about a self-hating jew.
 
2012-07-03 08:40:25 PM  
Awesome!
 
2012-07-03 08:40:28 PM  
The United States should do the same
 
2012-07-03 08:41:17 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: SOME gay people are ostentatious, but most are hard-working, normal people like the rest of us.

It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.


Shut the fark up. Seriously. Go clean the sand out of your pussy.
 
2012-07-03 08:41:21 PM  
I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

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2012-07-03 08:42:23 PM  

make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!


This was the first thing I thought. I just assumed it was already legal in France.
 
2012-07-03 08:42:58 PM  
so jean shorts are in??
 
2012-07-03 08:43:08 PM  
C'est magnifique.
 
2012-07-03 08:43:12 PM  
Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!
 
2012-07-03 08:44:23 PM  
France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

/Weirdly, under the Code Napoleon, France has allowed gay adoption/partnership for years. Basically, any man could adopt anyone he wanted at any age (like the Romans used to do) so it was not uncommon for a gay man to adopt his lover, which then gave both men all the rights of family.
 
2012-07-03 08:45:21 PM  
So more boycotting of France by people who can't find it on a map to follow?
 
2012-07-03 08:45:21 PM  
Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?
 
2012-07-03 08:45:52 PM  
Congratulations, France.
 
2012-07-03 08:46:19 PM  
MANIFIQUE!
 
2012-07-03 08:46:31 PM  

rocketpants: make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!

This was the first thing I thought. I just assumed it was already legal in France.


They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.
 
2012-07-03 08:46:51 PM  
Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!
 
2012-07-03 08:46:52 PM  
Such a great victory for marriage equality. And I agree with Dwight_Yeast.. The US is still on the wrong side of progress.. but it's changing. step by step, inch by inch.. it's changing.

/not gay
//sex pos
///equality for all! :D
 
2012-07-03 08:47:52 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


So sad, but so true.
 
2012-07-03 08:47:53 PM  
You can't adopt in France?
If you are unwanted there, you shall remain unwanted
 
2012-07-03 08:48:09 PM  
Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!
 
2012-07-03 08:48:12 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


Don't fight it. Let the scales fall from your eyes. If you've just now realized that what you have been taught about America isn't necessarily true, you're on your way to being a true World Citizen.
 
2012-07-03 08:48:28 PM  
Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?
 
2012-07-03 08:48:38 PM  
Vive la justice!
Vive l'egalite!
Vive le France!

C'est bon! ^__^
 
2012-07-03 08:49:08 PM  
This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.
 
2012-07-03 08:49:09 PM  

rocketpants: make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!

This was the first thing I thought. I just assumed it was already legal in France.


Same here. I thought they were all progressive and shiat.
 
2012-07-03 08:50:10 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


We are. If you're talking about prison populations and healthcare costs, that is.
 
2012-07-03 08:50:45 PM  

rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.


There was this little conflagration that was kind of keeping people busy. Maybe you've heard of it?

WORLD WAR II
 
2012-07-03 08:50:50 PM  
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Approves
 
2012-07-03 08:50:58 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


free to have butt plug

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2012-07-03 08:50:58 PM  
Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!
 
2012-07-03 08:51:03 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.


Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:13 PM  

phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?


Catholic priests still can't marry them.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:14 PM  

KellyX: Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!


Wut? The movie showed him being born in space.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:23 PM  
Oh and plus one for the headline.

First one today that made me *snert* aloud.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:24 PM  

make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!


Much better headline.

/France Surrenders surrendered a long time ago.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM  

silgryphon: The United States should do the same


We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:43 PM  

phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?


since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?
 
2012-07-03 08:52:36 PM  

wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!


The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general
 
2012-07-03 08:53:08 PM  

coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!


I'm gonna go outside the box and say Japan. What're the odds there?
 
2012-07-03 08:53:10 PM  

LectertheChef: Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.


Actually the Catholic Church's infulence in Ireland is a shell of its former self.

Guess that what happens when you diddle little boys and then try to cover up the whole thing.
 
2012-07-03 08:53:32 PM  

coeyagi: Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!


I have an idea here... Let's call gay marriage French Marriage. That way when the French next piss off neocons we can call it Freedom Marriage. Right?
 
2012-07-03 08:54:07 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.


Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer
 
2012-07-03 08:54:14 PM  

Hobodeluxe: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?


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Ya gotta make it legal and on the up and up if you are going to found a religion
 
2012-07-03 08:54:54 PM  

wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!


Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general


In 2005, with words like this, your ass would already have 10 Company men sniffing around in it.
 
2012-07-03 08:55:20 PM  

Hobodeluxe: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?


how are you supposed to raise a family when you don't even LOVE your own kids
 
2012-07-03 08:55:26 PM  

LectertheChef: They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.


That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.
 
2012-07-03 08:55:42 PM  
Won't someone think of le tortue?
 
2012-07-03 08:55:54 PM  

rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.


France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:05 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?

/think carefully about your answer


Yes. We want Washington to force the hicks in the South to give equal rites to citizens of the United States.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:11 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer


You have a problem with the feds regulating that human rights are rights? Why do you hate the Union?
 
2012-07-03 08:56:19 PM  

make me some tea: silgryphon: The United States should do the same

We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.


You mean like with the negras and tham thar civul ryats?
 
2012-07-03 08:56:19 PM  

phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?


I know. We need to make ALL marriage ILLEGAL to stop the girl abusing pedophiles.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:46 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

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Consider it stolen.
 
2012-07-03 08:57:00 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer


I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now. It might have been a race between them and South Africa. All Americans should be entitled to equal rights. Some Americans should not be more equal than others because they happen to live in a backwards state.
 
2012-07-03 08:57:22 PM  

12349876: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

I know. We need to make ALL marriage ILLEGAL to stop the girl abusing pedophiles.


which girl is abusing the pedos

let me at em let me at em!@!

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2012-07-03 08:57:49 PM  

make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!


[snort]

/Subby
//Yours would've made a better headline
 
2012-07-03 08:58:06 PM  

LectertheChef: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.


They even give their black people health care, and it's the best in the world. Rubes.
 
2012-07-03 08:58:39 PM  

make me some tea: We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.


It'll happen quicker than that. If Obama is re-elected, there will be a legal challenge on DOMA and the Justice Dept will only do the least it can to defend against it. The Supremes will hear the case and they will find DOMA and the bans on same-sex marriage at the state level unconstitutional, likely under equal protection.

I know this current court is extremely conservative, but they're also very pro-individual rights. It's basically the same court which struck down ALL sodomy laws a few years ago.
 
2012-07-03 08:59:58 PM  
make me some tea 2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM silgryphon: The United States should do the same We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
======================================================

Considering like only 1 state has passed it by popular vote... 10 years is wildly optimistic for 3/4 of the states.

California will probably be legal if only for court rulings. New York I could see going for it very soon.

Hell, Hawaii, probably the bluest state in the nation has gay marriage ban in their constitution! Though, I could see that changing within 10 years.

But beyond those three states? I don't see many more.

/Sad as that is.
 
2012-07-03 09:00:27 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: make me some tea: We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.

It'll happen quicker than that. If Obama is re-elected, there will be a legal challenge on DOMA and the Justice Dept will only do the least it can to defend against it. The Supremes will hear the case and they will find DOMA and the bans on same-sex marriage at the state level unconstitutional, likely under equal protection.

I know this current court is extremely conservative, but they're also very pro-individual rights. It's basically the same court which struck down ALL sodomy laws a few years ago.


I would hope. I really don't want to have to live in a separate country from my partner for another 10 years (it will be 2 years this Thursday).
 
2012-07-03 09:00:29 PM  
Bonjour you cheese-eating butt-surrendering monkeys
 
2012-07-03 09:00:51 PM  

No Line For Beer: LectertheChef: They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.

That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.


Actually they're two seperate things. There's marriage, and then there's the civil unions, which they called PACS (pacte civil de solidarité).
 
2012-07-03 09:00:58 PM  

coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!


Vatican City. What do I win?
 
2012-07-03 09:01:18 PM  
Hey everybody, let's all get laid!
 
2012-07-03 09:01:22 PM  

phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?


Unfortunately for you, child molestation is still illegal in France.
 
2012-07-03 09:01:46 PM  
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good for you france
 
2012-07-03 09:01:51 PM  
Nice!

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2012-07-03 09:02:21 PM  
Gay Paris
 
2012-07-03 09:03:15 PM  

WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.


Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.
 
2012-07-03 09:04:11 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?


Damn. Good one.
 
2012-07-03 09:04:32 PM  

coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!


I'll put $20 on Turkmenistan.
 
2012-07-03 09:05:30 PM  
It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.
 
2012-07-03 09:05:47 PM  
From French to English, "LeBron James" roughly translates to "TheBron James." Stay tuned next week when I translate "Matt LeBlanc," which is about one order of magnitude more difficult to translate than the previous entry, which if you don't remember, was "LeBron James."
 
2012-07-03 09:06:01 PM  

LectertheChef: Actually they're two seperate things. There's marriage, and then there's the civil unions, which they called PACS (pacte civil de solidarité)


To add another wrinkle, since the 1789 Revolution, French law has separated legal and religious marriage, to the point that traditionally couples had two services: the legal one recognized by the state and the religious one recognized by the church.

More recently, many French couples skipped the (expensive and pointless) religious ceremony and only went through the legal one.
 
2012-07-03 09:07:58 PM  

jake3988: make me some tea 2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM silgryphon: The United States should do the same We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
======================================================

Considering like only 1 state has passed it by popular vote... 10 years is wildly optimistic for 3/4 of the states.

California will probably be legal if only for court rulings. New York I could see going for it very soon.

Hell, Hawaii, probably the bluest state in the nation has gay marriage ban in their constitution! Though, I could see that changing within 10 years.

But beyond those three states? I don't see many more.

/Sad as that is.


I thought NY legallized it already? Or were you talking about furry marriage?
 
2012-07-03 09:09:20 PM  

coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.


Somalia.
 
2012-07-03 09:09:25 PM  

Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general


Well, it's in Europe...
Still, it's great news. It just won't last very long.
 
2012-07-03 09:09:59 PM  

Makh: It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.


I've more respect for honey badgers than I do for the modern-day GOP.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:02 PM  
Fabulous indeed
 
2012-07-03 09:10:14 PM  
What? But Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby assured me that France had already legalized gay marriage! I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!
 
2012-07-03 09:10:36 PM  
Same-sex marriage creates MORE married people.

Unlike divorce which creates LESS married people.

You really want to defend marriage? I have an idea.
 
2012-07-03 09:11:18 PM  

Mrtraveler01: LectertheChef: Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.

Actually the Catholic Church's infulence in Ireland is a shell of its former self.

Guess that what happens when you diddle little boys and then try to cover up the whole thing.


Hellfire?
 
2012-07-03 09:11:41 PM  

Arkanaut: I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!


His whole schtick is lying to people.
 
2012-07-03 09:12:06 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 478x640]


Wow...that is gorgeous!
 
2012-07-03 09:12:43 PM  
Taste the rainbow, France. Taste the rainbow.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:15 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

There was this little conflagration that was kind of keeping people busy. Maybe you've heard of it?

WORLD WAR II


...In 1962?
 
2012-07-03 09:15:00 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Makh: It's like they don't even care what the Republicans here think of them. France is like a bunch of liberal, elitist, socialist, Honey Badgers.

I've more respect for honey badgers than I do for the modern-day GOP.


I have more respect for honey badgers than I do for most people. Honey badgers are farking badass.
 
2012-07-03 09:15:41 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Fano: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

The only breeders in France are Algerian or muslim in general

Well, it's in Europe...
Still, it's great news. It just won't last very long.


Three or four generations allowing divorce lawyers to clean up even more than they already do.
 
2012-07-03 09:16:22 PM  

chopit: coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.

Somalia.


I am going to rule against that one on a technicality. You need a government to make things legal or illegal.
 
2012-07-03 09:17:34 PM  
How could they tell?
 
2012-07-03 09:18:13 PM  

davidphogan: coeyagi: Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!

I have an idea here... Let's call gay marriage French Marriage. That way when the French next piss off neocons we can call it Freedom Marriage. Right?


No, no, no, this time we'll call them Family Fries.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:05 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Arkanaut: I can't believe Sacha Baron Cohen lied to me!

His whole schtick is lying to people.


What? Now you'll tell me he isn't actually from Kazakhstan.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:22 PM  

Theaetetus: WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.

Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.


Not true. 1996. It took them over 125 years, but give credit where it's due.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

There was this little conflagration that was kind of keeping people busy. Maybe you've heard of it?

WORLD WAR II


Yes, World War 2 happened in the 60's.... sigh.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:58 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

/think carefully about your answer


Civil marriage is a civil right. Yes, we do want civil rights to be enforced by the Fed, just like they have been since the Civil War. Some things should be left to the states to decide for themselves, but the self-evident rights of their citizens are not one of them. And it says so, right in the Constitution.
 
2012-07-03 09:20:01 PM  

plutonium238: Preperation H stock skyrockets.


you mean KY jelly
 
2012-07-03 09:21:27 PM  
Wait, I thought in France, the gays out number straights 3 to 1. Why wouldn't they already have legal marriage and adoptions?
 
2012-07-03 09:21:50 PM  

coeyagi: chopit: coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.

Somalia.

I am going to rule against that one on a technicality. You need a government to make things legal or illegal.


I'm betting in 500 years Vatican City will still have a government, and Somalia won't.

This assumes that 500 years is enough time to allow Vatican City to be crushed and overrun by the gaywads, and rebuilt as a shrine to buttsex.
 
2012-07-03 09:22:13 PM  
The French are mostly uncut and are well-known for their fine selection of cheeses.
 
2012-07-03 09:23:48 PM  

Theaetetus: WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.

Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.


Wow. I didn't know that.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:17 PM  

Goldstein: Theaetetus: WorldCitizen: I suppose you think the states should have been able to vote individually on things like segregation? Southern states MIGHT have finally voted against segregation by now.

Mississippi still hasn't ratified the 13th Amendment.

Not true. 1996. It took them over 125 years, but give credit where it's due.


Technically, no... They voted on it and signed it, finally, but then they never sent the signed copy to Congress:
* Mississippi ratified the amendment in 1995, but because the state never officially notified the US Archivist, the ratification is not official.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:25 PM  
Fun Fact: Parisians have a reputation for being rude to American tourists, but that is entirely unintentional, it's just hard to be friendly and welcoming when you've got a 40 cm dildo shoved into your anus.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:46 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?


Yea ... pretty soon Washington will force restaurants to serve black people. Can't have that!
 
2012-07-03 09:26:35 PM  

jake3988: make me some tea 2012-07-03 08:51:42 PM silgryphon: The United States should do the same We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.
======================================================

Considering like only 1 state has passed it by popular vote... 10 years is wildly optimistic for 3/4 of the states.

California will probably be legal if only for court rulings. New York I could see going for it very soon.

Hell, Hawaii, probably the bluest state in the nation has gay marriage ban in their constitution! Though, I could see that changing within 10 years.

But beyond those three states? I don't see many more.

/Sad as that is.


It's already legal in NY, Hawaii does not have a constitutional amendment banning it (just an amendment allowing it's state legislature to ban it that is over 10 years old). California will hopefully overturn prop 8 soon enough.

Other promising developments include the fact Washington and Minnesota's anti gay marriage trolls are not collecting as much money as the marriage equality groups. There is also hope in Illinois as there is a pending lawsuit challenging the anti gay marriage statute, and nobody of any relevance in the state is interested in defending the
statute in the state supreme court.
 
2012-07-03 09:27:36 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?


Yes.
 
2012-07-03 09:29:05 PM  
At the place in France where the ladies wear no pants, will there now be another hole in the wall for the ladies as well as the men to see it all?
 
2012-07-03 09:29:18 PM  

Klivian: Yes. We want Washington to force the hicks in the South to give equal rites to citizens of the United States.


As long as the rites include chicken sacrifice and Cthulhu worship, I'm OK with this.
 
2012-07-03 09:29:52 PM  
Let's get to the bottom of this: the French greened the brown!
 
2012-07-03 09:31:38 PM  

chopit: coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.

Somalia.


Trick answer! Somalia isn't a country!

/i keed
 
2012-07-03 09:31:59 PM  

LectertheChef: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.


I wouldn't use the word "uptight" exactly. The French accepted that gay people exist, and that their condition is a natural state a long time ago. They just relegated being gay to the class of social states that is generally kept private. Someone being gay doesn't confer the same sort of shunning and social disadvantages that it does in some parts of the States, but people also don't really "come out" there.

I guess what I'm saying is that thier "uptight" doesn't carry the same puritanistic agressiveness that ours does.
 
2012-07-03 09:33:40 PM  

coeyagi: Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!


THIS. I can see this as a rallying cry during the Republican National Convention.
 
2012-07-03 09:33:52 PM  

Nem Wan: At the place in France where the ladies wear no pants, will there now be another hole in the wall for the ladies as well as the men to see it all?


That place is not in France, but in North Korea. And yes, the ladies can now wear pants. 굉장한 !
 
2012-07-03 09:34:05 PM  
Is this the same Frane that the Looney Wing has been saying Obama will be in for a week?

's true. Even though Obama will be with servicemen right here in America, the Republiconservabertarian echo chamber (Karl Rove included) have been trying to push "Obama will spend July 4th in France."

Let's look at the moronic Neds, and point, and laugh.

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Oh you idiots. Must you always be so angry and wrong.
 
2012-07-03 09:35:24 PM  
*France, not Frane

FTFM
 
2012-07-03 09:36:12 PM  

coeyagi: chopit: coeyagi: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: coeyagi: Ok, well, the 500-to-1 longshot of being the last country to adopt gay marriage is out.

Taking bets!

4-to-1 Iran!
3-to-1 Saudi Arabia!
2-to-1 United States!

Vatican City. What do I win?

Damn. Good one.

Somalia.

I am going to rule against that one on a technicality. You need a government to make things legal or illegal.


Ah! Beat me to it!
 
2012-07-03 09:39:29 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Fun Fact: Parisians have a reputation for being rude to American tourists



I've been to Paris three times, and I have been embarrassed by loud-mouthed American tourists more times than I've been offended by the treatment from Parisians.
 
2012-07-03 09:40:39 PM  

Z-clipped: LectertheChef: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

France has actually always been surprisingly uptight about certain things. Moreso than most Americans realize, but I think that goes back to WWI, with the French being so much friendlier to black American soldiers. Most of those guys thought France was paradise compared with what they had back home. So, Americans just assume that France is some sort of free for all orgy.

I wouldn't use the word "uptight" exactly. The French accepted that gay people exist, and that their condition is a natural state a long time ago. They just relegated being gay to the class of social states that is generally kept private. Someone being gay doesn't confer the same sort of shunning and social disadvantages that it does in some parts of the States, but people also don't really "come out" there.

I guess what I'm saying is that thier "uptight" doesn't carry the same puritanistic agressiveness that ours does.


And by "aggressiveness", I of course mean "aggression".

/Defaut de l'Anglais
 
2012-07-03 09:42:01 PM  
This is the same country that was AGAINST out totally bullshiat war in Iraq. Are you really going to trust their judgment? I mean, c'mon.

/s
 
2012-07-03 09:42:10 PM  

RodneyToady: Nice!

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I voted both "smart" and "funny" for this post.

/ currently wiping the beer from my keyboard....
 
2012-07-03 09:42:12 PM  
Relevant (Pops)
 
2012-07-03 09:42:34 PM  
Well that will just tickle their unstable Muslim population to death.
 
2012-07-03 09:43:52 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: MrHappyRotter: Fun Fact: Parisians have a reputation for being rude to American tourists


I've been to Paris three times, and I have been embarrassed by loud-mouthed American tourists more times than I've been offended by the treatment from Parisians.


I get the same feeling every time I go to Busch Gardens.

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2012-07-03 09:45:00 PM  
BONE
...I mean Bon
 
2012-07-03 09:45:18 PM  

Pegasus_CAG: Well that will just tickle their unstable Muslim population to death.


Unstable Muslim population? Have you ever tried to cross the Champs de Elysee during rush hour with an IED strapped to your back?
 
2012-07-03 09:46:55 PM  

LectertheChef: Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.


You guys speak for yourselves.

Gay marriage is legal in my state.
 
2012-07-03 09:48:16 PM  

Doc Daneeka: LectertheChef: Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

Hell, Ireland's got it planned. Mother farking more Catholic than the Pope Ireland will have same sex marriage before we do.

You guys speak for yourselves.

Gay marriage is legal in my state.


C'mon bro. Pre-1865. The United States are.... Post-1865. The United States is....

//thanks Nic Cage!
 
2012-07-03 09:49:11 PM  

Nem Wan: davidphogan: coeyagi: Freedom Fries to make a 10-year anniversary comeback!

I have an idea here... Let's call gay marriage French Marriage. That way when the French next piss off neocons we can call it Freedom Marriage. Right?

No, no, no, this time we'll call them Family Fries.


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2012-07-03 09:52:32 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


Hate to break it to you but only Americans think they were ever the leader of the free world.
 
2012-07-03 09:53:25 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: so jean shorts are in??


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2012-07-03 09:55:33 PM  

fn129: There is also hope in Illinois as there is a pending lawsuit challenging the anti gay marriage statute, and nobody of any relevance in the state is interested in defending the
statute in the state supreme court.



Hell, far from disinterest, the State's Attorney filed a brief that basically said "Yeah, the Plaintiff is right, it is unconstitutional." The state essentially conceded on the issue.
 
2012-07-03 09:55:46 PM  
Des homosexuels sont sous le table!

//I know very little French.
///This makes me happy for France.
 
2012-07-03 09:57:49 PM  

JK47: Hell, far from disinterest, the State's Attorney filed a brief that basically said "Yeah, the Plaintiff is right, it is unconstitutional." The state essentially conceded on the issue.


The person named as the defendant in the lawsuit, the Clerk of Cook County, has said the suit is right, it is a violation of constitutional protections to deny gays and lesbians marriage licenses. Of course this shouldn't be too much a surprise. Illinois was the first state to do away with all laws that made homosexuality illegal, back in 1963.
 
2012-07-03 09:58:08 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: MrHappyRotter: Fun Fact: Parisians have a reputation for being rude to American tourists


I've been to Paris three times, and I have been embarrassed by loud-mouthed American tourists more times than I've been offended by the treatment from Parisians.


You sound French.
 
2012-07-03 09:58:46 PM  
Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY
 
2012-07-03 09:59:20 PM  
how bout some pics of French lesbos with armpit hair?
 
2012-07-03 09:59:25 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


That ended probably 40 years ago or so.
 
2012-07-03 10:04:22 PM  

ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY


Once the US Supreme Court rules eventually rules on this an legalizes gay marriage for the entire country, we can finally put this divisive social issue behind us and move on as a society.

Just like we did with abortion.
 
2012-07-03 10:06:21 PM  

ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY


Seriously, no need to drag it out. The whole anti-gay rhetoric is ready to go up in flames. There's no way those whack jobs could top their own antics....they've reached rock bottom now. And when you reach rock bottom, it's hard to dig deeper and flesh out the finer details you'll need to penetrate the veneer those people paint with vibrant rainbow colors and their skimpy clothing.
 
2012-07-03 10:08:26 PM  

ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY


but then they'll want to legalize pot
then after that
they'll want to legalize oxycodone.
then benadryl (caffeine will be a schedule I narcotic too)
 
2012-07-03 10:09:42 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.

/Weirdly, under the Code Napoleon, France has allowed gay adoption/partnership for years. Basically, any man could adopt anyone he wanted at any age (like the Romans used to do) so it was not uncommon for a gay man to adopt his lover, which then gave both men all the rights of family.


Remembering that: while Jesus never said anything negative about homosexuality, he had no qualms about healing a boy sex slave of a Roman soldier as a favor to the soldier.
 
2012-07-03 10:11:30 PM  
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2012-07-03 10:13:07 PM  

Doc Daneeka: ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY

Once the US Supreme Court rules eventually rules on this an legalizes gay marriage for the entire country, we can finally put this divisive social issue behind us and move on as a society.

Just like we did with abortion.


Get the ball rolling on that

Obama could do what the Canadian liberals did, let it go to court and then after the court says its constitutional he can say he will not appeal because the top court would likely go with the lower court so to save money and everyones time announce they will make it legal themselves.. he would need a majority to do that though I guess
 
2012-07-03 10:13:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: SOME gay people are ostentatious, but most are hard-working, normal people like the rest of us.

It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.


True. But regardless this is a good thing and it's sad we can't get it done in the US. Also.. I did laugh at subby.
 
2012-07-03 10:15:54 PM  
Dammit France. Now the US can't legalize it, just because you like it. If there is one thing Americans love, it's being diametrically opposed to the French.

I honestly believe that if you get the most effeminate Parisian hipster, put them on TV, have them talk about how equal rights are bad, income inequality is good, religious and military goals should intersect, and American supply-side theory works, the United States would be the most progressive nation on the planet within a week.
 
2012-07-03 10:16:18 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY

but then they'll want to legalize pot
then after that
they'll want to legalize oxycodone.
then benadryl (caffeine will be a schedule I narcotic too)


Fark trolls are already asking why you can't marry your pet, or your own child, or be a polygamist.
 
2012-07-03 10:16:48 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: SOME gay people are ostentatious, but most are hard-working, normal people like the rest of us.

It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.


MrHappyRotter: Seriously, no need to drag it out.


Is that some sort of transgender pun? We are not amused.
 
2012-07-03 10:17:05 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: MrHappyRotter: Fun Fact: Parisians have a reputation for being rude to American tourists


I've been to Paris three times, and I have been embarrassed by loud-mouthed American tourists more times than I've been offended by the treatment from Parisians.


My first trip to Paris we arrived late and found some random bistro to eat. As we were being seated - two old and obvious Americans stated rather loudly that 'soccer' (which was on the TV sets) was a game for children. The wife then argued with the waiter over the size of the tip as she stated "she didn't want to screw him over" - he just wanted her out.

My boyfriend apologized to the waiter in French for the two Americans. Ten minutes later the owner of the place came out with a bottle of wine and insisted that the meal and the booze was no charge.

That was my introduction to France. Farking awesome place.

/the French don't care if you can't speak the language or understand the customs well - they just care that you make the effort
 
2012-07-03 10:17:14 PM  

Klivian: KellyX: Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!

Wut? The movie showed him being born in space.


In the "Prime" timeline, i.e. the 5 TV series and the first 10 movies he was born in Iowa. The changed timeline from the 11th film has him born in deep space.

You know how the Narada appearing through the rift forced Kirks mother in to premature labor? Yeah, that was a change in the timeline. Kirk's dad was supposed to live, and the U.S.S. Kelvin was supposed to make it back to Earth right after that, where James Tiberius Kirk would be born in Riverside, Iowa on March 22, 2233.
 
2012-07-03 10:18:43 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?


You really don't understand how our republican system of government works, do you?
 
2012-07-03 10:19:41 PM  

MrHappyRotter: ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY

Seriously, no need to drag it out. The whole anti-gay rhetoric is ready to go up in flames. There's no way those whack jobs could top their own antics....they've reached rock bottom now. And when you reach rock bottom, it's hard to dig deeper and flesh out the finer details you'll need to penetrate the veneer those people paint with vibrant rainbow colors and their skimpy clothing.


Its not even really noticeable when its legal unless you are gay or friend/family member is gay and want to get married. Just cause they will get benefits wont change the country one bit. The whole furor over it makes no sense. It shouldnt even be an issue. It definitely shouldn't be as big of a deal politically as it has.

They remind me of Ahmadinnerjacket when he claimed no gays lived in Iran.
I think it seriously pisses them off that gay people live in their country
 
2012-07-03 10:22:42 PM  
Awesome.

That is all.
 
2012-07-03 10:26:13 PM  

phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?


No, because I don't live in your delusion, sorry. But nice try at getting a rise out of us. 4/10 since pedophilia is such a hot button.
 
2012-07-03 10:26:14 PM  

Fano: Jon iz teh kewl: ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY

but then they'll want to legalize pot
then after that
they'll want to legalize oxycodone.
then benadryl (caffeine will be a schedule I narcotic too)

Fark trolls are already asking why you can't marry your pet, or your own child, or be a polygamist.


Yes, well, anyone who uses that argument.. theres just no helping them
 
2012-07-03 10:29:42 PM  
Smart logic for Republicans to use if they wish

There wouldn't be a gay agenda if you weren't trying your hardest to piss them off

Say yes to gay marriage & adoptions and whatever else Canada allows
cause Canada is the model

then if they ask for more you tell them to fark off
 
2012-07-03 10:30:08 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: how bout some pics of French lesbos with armpit hair?


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close as I could wanted to get

/happy for David Sedaris
 
2012-07-03 10:32:10 PM  
"Paging Monsieur Cooper et Monsieur Cruise to le blanc courtesy phone! ... "Paging Monsieur Cooper et Monsieur Cruise to le blanc courtesy phone!"
 
2012-07-03 10:32:42 PM  

ontariolightning: MrHappyRotter: ontariolightning: Just legalize it so all the gay people will shut up. Don't allow this to drag on and on.. unless you want gay marriage to always be a news / election topic. We got it over with in Canada and now we barely hear a peep from them.. but of course we now have to hear it all over american news channels

END IT ALREADY

Seriously, no need to drag it out. The whole anti-gay rhetoric is ready to go up in flames. There's no way those whack jobs could top their own antics....they've reached rock bottom now. And when you reach rock bottom, it's hard to dig deeper and flesh out the finer details you'll need to penetrate the veneer those people paint with vibrant rainbow colors and their skimpy clothing.

Its not even really noticeable when its legal unless you are gay or friend/family member is gay and want to get married. Just cause they will get benefits wont change the country one bit. The whole furor over it makes no sense. It shouldnt even be an issue. It definitely shouldn't be as big of a deal politically as it has.

They remind me of Ahmadinnerjacket when he claimed no gays lived in Iran.
I think it seriously pisses them off that gay people live in their country


Homosexuality just rubs certain people the wrong way. For those people, it's all about analyzing everything, from gay sex, to gay penises, to gay penguins...the list is long, trust me. If you try to bear with those folks, they'll force their view points on you, the talking points have no end. They practically choke you with it, and then get down on hands and knee and try to beg for forgiveness......Ha Ha Ha When they do that to me, they pretty much always blow it.
 
2012-07-03 10:35:29 PM  
Dogs bark - but the caravan moves on.
 
2012-07-03 10:35:30 PM  
If the decision isn't a federal one, what chance does it have of making it through the layers of douchebaggery of the conservative states? You can be a happily married gay couple in Mass. but when you vacation in New Orleans you're now just best buds? God forbid you show your breasts in front of your partner AND EVERYONE ELSE down there.

\Ok, let them puppies breathe
\\everyone likes puppy breath
 
2012-07-03 10:35:35 PM  
btw US you're not alone, many "liberal" countries still are in the gay marriage fight
Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Switzerland.. bunch more
 
2012-07-03 10:38:48 PM  

burpchuck: If the decision isn't a federal one, what chance does it have of making it through the layers of douchebaggery of the conservative states? You can be a happily married gay couple in Mass. but when you vacation in New Orleans you're now just best buds? God forbid you show your breasts in front of your partner AND EVERYONE ELSE down there.

\Ok, let them puppies breathe
\\everyone likes puppy breath


Not to mention just because the marriage is recognized in a state doesn't mean it is by the federal government so no, still not equal.
 
2012-07-03 10:39:59 PM  
We are evolving towards a more civilized world. First stop, equal rights for all. Next stop, world peace. Okay, maybe there will be a couple of stops between equal rights and world peace, but tonight it feels like we're heading in the right direction.
 
2012-07-03 10:40:10 PM  
Oh forgot to add: Good on you France if only every country would follow suite.
 
2012-07-03 10:45:46 PM  
According to the French President," We did not see this coming."
 
2012-07-03 10:47:10 PM  

burpchuck: If the decision isn't a federal one, what chance does it have of making it through the layers of douchebaggery of the conservative states?


None. Same as civil rights. But DoMA makes it a Federal issue. Hell, even if DoMA didn't exist, it would still be a Federal issue, between equal protection and full faith and credit.
 
2012-07-03 10:48:16 PM  
I guess France doesn't have a big enough black population to vote it down, like California did.
 
2012-07-03 10:51:55 PM  

Fano: Hobodeluxe: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?

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Ya gotta make it legal and on the up and up if you are going to found a religion


Why is Joseph Smith wearing a turban?
 
2012-07-03 10:53:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: SOME gay people are ostentatious, but most are hard-working, normal people like the rest of us.

It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.


????
"Fabulous" is a denigrating term now?
 
2012-07-03 10:54:35 PM  

ontariolightning: btw US you're not alone, many "liberal" countries still are in the gay marriage fight
Australia, New Zealand, Germany, Switzerland.. bunch more


Meh, they're being dragged Right by the Great Goalpost Migration of the 21st Century just like us. Our exports may be down but not in shiatty political uprisings spawned of fear and Jebus.
 
2012-07-03 10:59:19 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.


I'll be sure to tell my gay friends to stop denigrating themselves.
 
2012-07-03 11:00:51 PM  

Silverstaff: Klivian: KellyX: Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!

Wut? The movie showed him being born in space.

In the "Prime" timeline, i.e. the 5 TV series and the first 10 movies he was born in Iowa.


Technically, not entirely true. In "The Voyage Home" he said he was "from Iowa" but didn't say born there.
 
2012-07-03 11:01:00 PM  

Gawdzila: AverageAmericanGuy: It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.

I'll be sure to tell my gay friends to stop denigrating themselves.


I heard that Roger Ailes told his staff that "queer" was now a no-no. -Herman Cain
 
2012-07-03 11:02:16 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Silverstaff: Klivian: KellyX: Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!

Wut? The movie showed him being born in space.

In the "Prime" timeline, i.e. the 5 TV series and the first 10 movies he was born in Iowa.

Technically, not entirely true. In "The Voyage Home" he said he was "from Iowa" but didn't say born there.


Winona Kirk named her vagina "Iowa". Settled?
 
2012-07-03 11:04:26 PM  

Krieghund: Fano: Hobodeluxe: phunkey_monkey: Can you hear the French homosexual pedophiles cheering?

since when do pedophiles of any sort care about marriage or the law?

[bigfaithministries.com image 271x320]
Ya gotta make it legal and on the up and up if you are going to found a religion

Why is Joseph Smith wearing a turban?


Don't be silly - that's the apostle Paul.
 
2012-07-03 11:08:02 PM  

gingerjet: YouPeopleAreCrazy: Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?

Yea ... pretty soon Washington will force restaurants to serve black people. Can't have that!


Grrrrrrr. Black people bad, gay people good.
 
2012-07-03 11:08:53 PM  

make me some tea: silgryphon: The United States should do the same

We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.


Yes, once all th smart people completely leave, then they will have to.
 
2012-07-03 11:09:12 PM  

Gawdzila: AverageAmericanGuy: It's really perpetuating a bad stereotype when you use the term "fabulous" to denigrate them.

I'll be sure to tell my gay friends to stop denigrating themselves.


And someone be sure to let Ru Paul know. I guess Drag Race will never be the same ;)
 
2012-07-03 11:11:20 PM  
I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.
 
2012-07-03 11:12:45 PM  

iaazathot: make me some tea: silgryphon: The United States should do the same

We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.

Yes, once all th smart people completely leave, then they will have to.


Nope. All the smart people leaving means none will be left to tell them that they've left. Coming soon to the Jackson, MS Starplex:

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2012-07-03 11:12:53 PM  

Klivian: KellyX: Only thing good to come out of Iowa was James T. Kirk... but anyhow, fabulous!

Wut? The movie showed him being born in space.


No, Kirk's from Iowa. He only works in outer space.
 
2012-07-03 11:13:34 PM  

paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.


I live with my mom.
 
2012-07-03 11:15:36 PM  

paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.


I think it was destroyed after the first divorce
 
2012-07-03 11:17:17 PM  

paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.


Speak for yourself, honey.
 
2012-07-03 11:19:19 PM  

ontariolightning: I think it was destroyed after the first divorce


For some reason that no one can explain, hetero divorce has no effect on the sanctity of marriage. But this sanctity of marriage stuff is totally a real thing, it's not just "I think the gays are icky" even though there's absolutely no evidence that it's anything other than that.
 
2012-07-03 11:19:48 PM  

wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!


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To crush the homophobes, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the freepers.

That is best in life.
 
2012-07-03 11:20:10 PM  

ontariolightning: paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.

I think it was destroyed after the first divorce


It seems like it would have been pretty much destroyed the moment one (or both) of Adam and Eve's sons had to marry mom to make babies to populate the earth.
 
2012-07-03 11:20:12 PM  

ontariolightning: paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.

I think it was destroyed after the first divorce


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Having tired unsuccessfully to enjoy three legally-bound vaginas and several extra-marital vaginas, former Speaker Newt Gingrich divorces Angry Bird and goes full poopshoot with Larry Craig.

(C) 2013 Associated Press
 
2012-07-03 11:21:44 PM  

WorldCitizen: It seems like it would have been pretty much destroyed the moment one (or both) of Adam and Eve's sons had to marry mom to make babies to populate the earth.


Logic is Satan's greatest weapon.
 
2012-07-03 11:24:05 PM  

coeyagi: goes full poopshoot


I just wanted to see it again.
 
2012-07-03 11:24:14 PM  

WorldCitizen: ontariolightning: paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.

I think it was destroyed after the first divorce

It seems like it would have been pretty much destroyed the moment one (or both) of Adam and Eve's sons had to marry mom to make babies to populate the earth.


Evolution created the babes for Adam and Eve's sons.
 
2012-07-03 11:24:56 PM  

ciberido: wyltoknow: Ahh, another country falls to the gay agenda. Your nuclear families are next, breeders! Muahahaha!

[dropbox.am0.co.uk image 550x421]

To crush the homophobes, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the freepers.

That is best in life.


LoL : )
 
2012-07-03 11:25:53 PM  
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2012-07-03 11:26:28 PM  
Well, that's it! I'm now boycotting french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, french onion soup, and anything else I can think of with the word "french" in it. Take that, France!!!
 
2012-07-03 11:27:15 PM  

mod3072: Well, that's it! I'm now boycotting french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, french onion soup, and anything else I can think of with the word "french" in it. Take that, France!!!


French ticklers and French kissing conspicuously absent. Some conservative you are!
 
2012-07-03 11:27:41 PM  

mod3072: Well, that's it! I'm now boycotting french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, french onion soup, and anything else I can think of with the word "french" in it. Take that, France!!!


french ticklers
 
2012-07-03 11:30:41 PM  

mod3072: Well, that's it! I'm now boycotting french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, french onion soup, and anything else I can think of with the word "french" in it. Take that, France!!!


Isn't closet a french word?
 
2012-07-03 11:30:47 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

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Awesome shot from the Trocadero, we hung out there a fair bit, lots of good people-watching.
 
2012-07-03 11:33:00 PM  
Quick, Pierre, what can we do to upset American Republicans?

I know, Henri, let's legalize gay marriage and adoption. They think we already have those things but lets make it legal and rub it in their faces.
 
2012-07-03 11:34:05 PM  
Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.

Have a modicum of respect for our sister democracy and longest, staunchest ally.
 
2012-07-03 11:34:27 PM  

gingerjet: My first trip to Paris we arrived late and found some random bistro to eat. As we were being seated - two old and obvious Americans stated rather loudly that 'soccer' (which was on the TV sets) was a game for children.


You do realize that the term 'soccer' originated in England, right? So please stick those sarcasm quotes somewhere where the sun don't shine.
 
2012-07-03 11:37:26 PM  

NathanAllen: Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.

Have a modicum of respect for our sister democracy and longest, staunchest ally.


Yeah, but Lady Liberty is obviously a dyke.

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2012-07-03 11:37:27 PM  
Fabuleuse!

ThatGuyGreg: I FINALLY get a chance to use this photo I took!

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That is a really great pic.
 
2012-07-03 11:37:38 PM  

NathanAllen: Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.

Have a modicum of respect for our sister democracy and longest, staunchest ally.


Yes, but their government surrendered to Hitler, therefore they're all cowards.

French Resistance? What the hell was that, some kind of cheese?
 
2012-07-03 11:37:49 PM  
This is great news, but, you know, France hasn't done it yet. Hollande said France will legalize same-sex marriage while he's president, but it hasn't been done yet.

Still, this will play well in Le Marais.
 
2012-07-03 11:37:57 PM  

WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?


We've been consistently behind the actual 1st world in just about every major social issue. We declared ourselves leader because we excel in technology, military power, and wealth, and everyone has to do what we want or we fark them. Slavery and segregation, womens' rights, gay rights, universal health care, progressive taxation, proportional representation...The US is like a tribe of Neanderthals...armed with railguns. The worst part about it is that what should be a hyperbolic analogy actually comes close to reality when compared to modern "conservatives," who are the reason we're so farking backwards.
 
2012-07-03 11:39:13 PM  

LordJiro: NathanAllen: Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.

Have a modicum of respect for our sister democracy and longest, staunchest ally.

Yes, but their government surrendered to Hitler, therefore they're all cowards.

French Resistance? What the hell was that, some kind of cheese?


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Tell that to Terrence & Philip.
 
2012-07-03 11:40:29 PM  

Emposter: WorldCitizen: Yay, another country ahead of the United States in equal rights.

And we're supposed to be the leader of the free world?

We've been consistently behind the actual 1st world in just about every major social issue. We declared ourselves leader because we excel in technology, military power, and wealth, and everyone has to do what we want or we fark them. Slavery and segregation, womens' rights, gay rights, universal health care, progressive taxation, proportional representation...The US is like a tribe of Neanderthals...armed with railguns. The worst part about it is that what should be a hyperbolic analogy actually comes close to reality when compared to modern "conservatives," who are the reason we're so farking backwards.


American Exceptionalism:

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2012-07-03 11:42:33 PM  

paygun: ontariolightning: I think it was destroyed after the first divorce

For some reason that no one can explain, hetero divorce has no effect on the sanctity of marriage. But this sanctity of marriage stuff is totally a real thing, it's not just "I think the gays are icky" even though there's absolutely no evidence that it's anything other than that.


Even you have to admit that gay sex is icky, what with the balls touching and such.
 
2012-07-03 11:52:25 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Even you have to admit that gay sex is icky, what with the balls touching and such.


I don't spend a lot of time thinking about balls touching. Have a fabulous holiday!
 
2012-07-04 12:02:09 AM  

coeyagi: mod3072: Well, that's it! I'm now boycotting french fries, french toast, french bread, french dressing, french onion soup, and anything else I can think of with the word "french" in it. Take that, France!!!

French ticklers and French kissing conspicuously absent. Some conservative you are!


No need to mention the obvious. Those things are only for you dirty heathens.
 
2012-07-04 12:03:29 AM  

MrHappyRotter: paygun: ontariolightning: I think it was destroyed after the first divorce

For some reason that no one can explain, hetero divorce has no effect on the sanctity of marriage. But this sanctity of marriage stuff is totally a real thing, it's not just "I think the gays are icky" even though there's absolutely no evidence that it's anything other than that.

Even you have to admit that gay sex is icky, what with the balls touching and such.


Only Republicans fantasize how it works.
 
2012-07-04 12:07:35 AM  

NateGrey: Only Republicans fantasize how it works.


I don't know, occasionally we hear about another Republican who wasn't just fantasizing.
 
2012-07-04 12:08:31 AM  

NathanAllen: Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.


here's a strange fact: France wasn't a democracy when those things happened. In fact the France that exists now is very different from the France that helped us during our Revolution.

/never really got the American disdain for the French
//suspects it may have something to do with the significant British and German influences on our culture
 
2012-07-04 12:13:39 AM  

Voiceofreason01: NathanAllen: Here's a strange couple facts; the French provided us with monetary and military support during our revolution and gave us our Colossus.


here's a strange fact: France wasn't a democracy when those things happened. In fact the France that exists now is very different from the France that helped us during our Revolution.

/never really got the American disdain for the French
//suspects it may have something to do with the significant British and German influences on our culture


I blame this guy:

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2012-07-04 12:14:31 AM  
It's never a good sign when your country is behind Mexico on social issues.
 
2012-07-04 12:15:05 AM  

instantkarma78: I guess France doesn't have a big enough black population to vote it down, like California did.


I don't think they have as many Mormons either.
 
2012-07-04 12:20:28 AM  

fusillade762: instantkarma78: I guess France doesn't have a big enough black population to vote it down, like California did.

I don't think they have as many Mormons either.


Well, they HAD at least one.
 
2012-07-04 12:21:41 AM  

fusillade762: instantkarma78: I guess France doesn't have a big enough black population to vote it down, like California did.

I don't think they have as many Mormons either.


Or Evangelical Christians.
 
2012-07-04 12:22:36 AM  
Will Anderson Cooper be signing up for French citizenship now?
 
2012-07-04 12:22:56 AM  

12349876: fusillade762: instantkarma78: I guess France doesn't have a big enough black population to vote it down, like California did.

I don't think they have as many Mormons either.

Or Evangelical Christians.


Or Muslims. Oh wait...
 
2012-07-04 12:23:37 AM  

shotglasss: Will Anderson Cooper be signing up for French citizenship now?


He's a Vanderbilt. He'll go back to the homeland of legal grass and hookers.
 
2012-07-04 12:26:37 AM  
Wait, I thought all those ppl were like "Why in the hell are Americans having such a heated debate about this? It's a no-brainer and shouldn't be a debate"?
To which I thought meant it was already legal there. But, it wasn't. Which raises the question, or begs it, or there's something something
 
2012-07-04 12:29:04 AM  

Voiceofreason01: /never really got the American disdain for the French


Well, to be fair we liked the French monarchy, then the French murdered the lot, and then we thought Napoleon was pretty cool (he sold us a ton of land for cheap) but he got exiled...

//Seriously, though, it's not genuine distaste so much as a running joke between the countries. Both of us have a strong cultural tradition of trading non-serious insults with your friends, and if there's a nation in the world that has the US's back and vice-versa it's France.
 
2012-07-04 12:30:27 AM  

coeyagi: Or Muslims. Oh wait...


France doesn't allow most of its Muslims (who tend to be recent immigrants or their kids) to vote. Their civil rights are kinda inconsistent at times too.
 
2012-07-04 12:32:12 AM  

Jim_Callahan: coeyagi: Or Muslims. Oh wait...

France doesn't allow most of its Muslims (who tend to be recent immigrants or their kids) to vote. Their civil rights are kinda inconsistent at times too.


Yeah, good point. At what point can they become citizens?
 
2012-07-04 12:40:17 AM  
Does this mean that Anderson Cooper and Tom Cruise will finally be flying to Paris to get married?
 
2012-07-04 12:44:16 AM  
The US does look poised to do the right thing and legalize it.

As long as we keep Republicans out of office in the next 5 years.
 
2012-07-04 12:45:28 AM  
Anyone else starting to think maybe the Mayans were more accurate than we give the credit for?

/would be more fun to watch all the social change if it wasnt so damn painful
 
2012-07-04 12:45:37 AM  
Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.
 
2012-07-04 12:48:51 AM  

mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.


Uh, wut? Really? Just wow.
 
2012-07-04 12:50:06 AM  

make me some tea: FINALLY France is as cool as Iowa!


Well, except "Iowa" voted out all the judges who made that happen. If this [local] election year goes Full Retard, the state might swing red and (attempt to) make the gays wish they never opened their mouths raised their heads enjoyed living in Iowa. Sanctity of Reactionary Values.

Who am I kidding, the weather is notably inclement 50 weeks out of the year.
 
2012-07-04 12:51:28 AM  

mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.


As a sovereign entity, yes, as a political one, no. Plus, social change is widely influenced by global trends and industrial / technological advances. So if France is 1000 years older than the U.S., it doesn't really matter. The difference between the U.S. and France now is minor in comparison to how both countries were 225 years ago.
 
2012-07-04 12:51:55 AM  

Peki: Anyone else starting to think maybe the Mayans were more accurate than we give the credit for?

/would be more fun to watch all the social change if it wasnt so damn painful


I can't think of a single social reform that wasn't born out of pain. I think it's great that we now have the luxury of being able to use the system to enact change as opposed to rioting and burning down the night.
 
2012-07-04 12:52:12 AM  

LordJiro: Yes, but their government surrendered to Hitler, therefore they're all cowards.

French Resistance? What the hell was that, some kind of cheese?



Fun fact. Their navy refused and never allowed to be controlled by the Germans.
 
2012-07-04 12:55:32 AM  
Why does government have anything to do with marriage?

If you want to marry your bookshelf or orange cat, go for it. Just keep the legal system out of it.
 
2012-07-04 12:56:11 AM  
I think there was a character "Frenchie" in the musical Grease.
 
2012-07-04 12:56:40 AM  

bmihura: Why does government have anything to do with marriage?

If you want to marry your bookshelf or orange cat, go for it. Just keep the legal system out of it.


But that's gaming the system! Now you can get medical benefits to refurbish your bookshelf!
 
2012-07-04 12:57:30 AM  

mekki: France is much older the US.


France had their Revolution over 10 years after the US. We were writing our Constitution around then, when we learned that States don't voluntarily pay enough taxes to support a National [Anything.]
 
2012-07-04 12:57:32 AM  

coeyagi: Jim_Callahan: coeyagi: Or Muslims. Oh wait...

France doesn't allow most of its Muslims (who tend to be recent immigrants or their kids) to vote. Their civil rights are kinda inconsistent at times too.

Yeah, good point. At what point can they become citizens?


It's a little weird. You get automatic citizenship at birth if you're born to at least one parent who was also born in France, and your parents can request that you be granted citizenship if you were born there when you're 13, or you can request it yourself at 18, but you're not guaranteed to get it.

A lot of this procedure was added in 1994 when France started to get lots of refugees from heavily Muslim countries, so an... uncharitable person might draw the parallel to Jim Crow laws and "grandfathering" in the US.

Although an adult can automatically gain citizenship through service in the foreign legion as well, and there's a pretty complicated web of naturalization laws and so on like any first-world country too. In general, though, the place is unfriendly to people that want to move there, though that can be said of most of the first world when compared to the US*.

*Maybe not obvious how liberal (actual meaning of the word, not colloquialism for leftist) the US's immigration policy is since we've been loudly debating opening it up further in recent years and there's so much demand that there's a log-jam at the southern border regardless, but we are actually friendlier to potential immigrants than most modern nations. For instance, you can apply again after being rejected or deported for being here illegally, can't do that in most of Europe, especially the UK.
 
2012-07-04 12:57:56 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.

Uh, wut? Really? Just wow.


Heh, really. There's tortured logic, and then there's logic that's been flayed alive and set on fire with gasoline.
 
2012-07-04 12:58:04 AM  

bmihura: Why does government have anything to do with marriage?

If you want to marry your bookshelf or orange cat, go for it. Just keep the legal system out of it.


Yeah well good luck trying to get the same benefits as straight married people with such a cavalier attitude as that. Or any kind of legal protection.

Did you even think about what you were posting before you hit "add comment?" Just wondering.
 
2012-07-04 01:01:28 AM  

coeyagi: mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.

As a sovereign entity, yes, as a political one, no. Plus, social change is widely influenced by global trends and industrial / technological advances. So if France is 1000 years older than the U.S., it doesn't really matter. The difference between the U.S. and France now is minor in comparison to how both countries were 225 years ago.


By his brilliant calculations, Kosovo is a far more advanced nation than America..
They've only existed since 2008, and they already have telephones!
 
2012-07-04 01:03:25 AM  

jso2897: coeyagi: mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.

As a sovereign entity, yes, as a political one, no. Plus, social change is widely influenced by global trends and industrial / technological advances. So if France is 1000 years older than the U.S., it doesn't really matter. The difference between the U.S. and France now is minor in comparison to how both countries were 225 years ago.

By his brilliant calculations, Kosovo is a far more advanced nation than America..
They've only existed since 2008, and they already have telephones!


By 2020, they'll have plasma TVs and by 2030, flying electric cars! We can't even get fuel standards up without pissing and moaning!
 
2012-07-04 01:03:31 AM  

mekki: France is much older the US.


France's first revolution occurred after the US's and it took them like 5 or 6 of them to establish the new entity. In the intervening time they amused themselves by killing or burning basically everything flammable or killable related to the old order.

So... no. No, not really, man. If anything, it's significantly younger than us.
 
2012-07-04 01:05:36 AM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?


There have been no "states rights" since 1865.
 
2012-07-04 01:07:06 AM  

pciszek: There have been no "states rights" since 1865.


Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.
 
2012-07-04 01:07:42 AM  

pciszek: YouPeopleAreCrazy: Key words bolded. Do we want Washington to force the decision on the States?
What other powers do we want to grant to the current administration?
What powers do we want to grant to the next administration?

There have been no "states rights" since 1865.


Because Abraham Lincoln forgot to wear his knight's helmet and Harriet Tubman automatically became president.
 
2012-07-04 01:10:54 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.


Yeah, and since then we've had a Civil War and forced seceding states back into the Union, stripping them of any freedom to make their own laws regarding slavery, voting rights, etc. Do try to keep up.
 
2012-07-04 01:10:57 AM  

Jim_Callahan: pciszek: There have been no "states rights" since 1865.

Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.


The 10th Amendment isn't going to help the anti gay marriage cause. Neither the states nor the people have the "right" to discriminate against American citizens.
 
2012-07-04 01:14:57 AM  

coeyagi: jso2897: coeyagi: mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.

As a sovereign entity, yes, as a political one, no. Plus, social change is widely influenced by global trends and industrial / technological advances. So if France is 1000 years older than the U.S., it doesn't really matter. The difference between the U.S. and France now is minor in comparison to how both countries were 225 years ago.

By his brilliant calculations, Kosovo is a far more advanced nation than America..
They've only existed since 2008, and they already have telephones!

By 2020, they'll have plasma TVs and by 2030, flying electric cars! We can't even get fuel standards up without pissing and moaning!


ROFLMAO, for real thank y'all so much needed the laugh.
 
2012-07-04 01:16:51 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.


Isn't even relevant really, 9th and 14th amendments are what matters.
 
2012-07-04 01:18:46 AM  

pciszek: Jim_Callahan: Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.

Yeah, and since then we've had a Civil War and forced seceding states back into the Union, stripping them of any freedom to make their own laws regarding slavery, voting rights, etc. Do try to keep up.


Not sure if serious.
 
2012-07-04 01:20:45 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: rev. dave: This surprises me. That it didn't happen 50 years ago.

There was this little conflagration that was kind of keeping people busy. Maybe you've heard of it?

WORLD WAR II


I voted this one funny because you are apparently still trapped in the 90's.
 
2012-07-04 01:39:25 AM  

Jim_Callahan: mekki: France is much older the US.

France's first revolution occurred after the US's and it took them like 5 or 6 of them to establish the new entity. In the intervening time they amused themselves by killing or burning basically everything flammable or killable related to the old order.

So... no. No, not really, man. If anything, it's significantly younger than us.


And of course after that you have various Democracies and Monarchies and Empires and the Nazi's thrown in there.

France's current Constitution was written in 1958. My Dad's older than that.
 
2012-07-04 01:47:26 AM  

make me some tea: silgryphon: The United States should do the same

We are, little by little. I predict in 10 years 3/4 of states will legalize it. The last holdouts will be Deep South states, and they'll come around eventually because they will have to.


It'll happen sooner and it won't be a state-by-state issue. Some challenge to gay marriage will turn up before the Supreme Court and I'm reasonably sure they'll legalize it. If SCOTUS gives the green light, it becomes legal everywhere.

That won't go over well in mouthbreathing inbred yokel 'Murrica, but neither did tossing Jim Crow laws, women's sufferage or civil rights.

They'll get over it.

/congrats, France!
 
2012-07-04 01:48:36 AM  

shotglasss: Will Anderson Cooper be signing up for French citizenship now?


Anderson Cooper is a New Yorker. He can get married here if he wants to.
 
2012-07-04 01:49:57 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Jim_Callahan: Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.

Isn't even relevant really, 9th and 14th amendments are what matters.


Well this mater will and can only end constitutionally in the supreme court for the US there is no way it would ever go through congress.
/Sorta sad about that
 
2012-07-04 01:51:17 AM  

WhyteRaven74: Jim_Callahan: Um... amendment 10, man. Just pointing that out in case you're serious.

Isn't even relevant really, 9th and 14th amendments are what matters.


What he said was "the states don't have rights" not "I feel this issue falls under the purview of [x amendment] rather than states rights".

Assuming you're referring to DOMA making marriage a federally recognized right under the 9th amendment and the 14th then bans the states from farking with it, I'd have to agree that that's at least a legitimate interpretation (and probably how this is going to play out eventually), but that doesn't make what the guy I was responding to was saying any less retarded.

It's possible to be an idiot and still accidentally wind up at the correct answer, but it doesn't change the fact that said broken clock is broken.
 
2012-07-04 02:11:59 AM  
Hey, France...

/good for them :)
 
2012-07-04 02:30:02 AM  

pciszek: There have been no "states rights" since 1865.


Are you from the nth dimension visiting?
 
2012-07-04 02:34:44 AM  

No Line For Beer: LectertheChef: They had civil unions before, enjoyed nearly all the rights of married couples, except for adoption, and maybe one or two other things. Straight couples also have access to the civil union thing, for whatever reason.

That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.


It is not a justice of the peace, it is the town mayor, an elected official.
/married and divorced in France
 
2012-07-04 02:37:13 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: France accepts gay marriage. The UK will in the next few months. And the US is on the wrong side of history. Again.


Gays have been able to marry in the U.S. for many years.

Not all parts of the U.S. But that first sentence is a fact.

So another nation the size of a U.S. state adopts the same policy as some U.S. states. And then people act amazed it takes a nation of 50 such states acting in unison a little longer. Duh.

We'd be better off if BOTH sides stopped preaching hatred and stupidity.
 
2012-07-04 02:44:51 AM  

mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.


Canada is like 80 years younger than the US and the first official gay marriage in the world happened in Toronto in 1999.
Canada wins
 
2012-07-04 02:47:57 AM  
Are tired of all the French surrender jokes especially by people whose language is at least 40% French:

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2012-07-04 02:49:46 AM  
I'm glad France legalized gay marriage/adoptions. Maybe God will burn their country down first. Give the U.S. a chance to redeem itself.
 
2012-07-04 03:04:26 AM  
Many of my friends have less rights than me because of who they chose to love.
American dream. Yeah right... if you're asleep.
 
2012-07-04 03:05:58 AM  

paygun: I don't know why so many people make a big deal out of this. After the first gay marriage case of adultery, the sanctity of marriage was destroyed. It's not like it's going to get any worse.


FTFY.
 
2012-07-04 03:08:45 AM  

ontariolightning: mekki: Saying that France is more progressive than the US because of this is like comparing a senior citizen who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in January as being more progressive than the teenager who was able to get his driver's license for the first time in March because the senior got his license three months earlier.

France is much older the US. If they are so progressive, why haven't they done this much, much earlier?

For as young as a country the US is when compared to its European cousins, I think the US progresses at a much faster rate than them. Rather than taking hundreds of years to change people's minds and do something, it takes only decades, sometimes only years.

Canada is like 80 years younger than the US and the first official gay marriage in the world happened in Toronto in 1999.
Canada wins


Canada joined the 21st century a full year before it actually happened.
 
2012-07-04 03:09:20 AM  
This is good for gay rights globally, but it's actually bad for gay rights in the United States if that's one of your goals.

Say what now? Let me explain...

Due to the overall negative sentiment against Frace, which is mostly not justified, and the overall negative sentiment against Socialism, which is completely justified this will ultimately have the following effect...

1. The supporters of gay rights will not change.
2. The ardent deniers of gay rights will not change

But...

3. Some people will shift from the 'kind of against/not really for' to the 'against' category just because its France.

You have to decide if the setback this will create in the United States is worth it if a major country like France moves forward with gay rights. By the way the homophobes will blame the forthcoming screw job France will get from Socialists on gay rights. You will see something along the lines of "France gave homosexuals rights then they fell apart!" while they ignore the fact that socialist policy is to blame.
 
2012-07-04 03:14:29 AM  

randomjsa: This is good for gay rights globally, but it's actually bad for gay rights in the United States if that's one of your goals.

Say what now? Let me explain...

Due to the overall negative sentiment against Frace, which is mostly not justified, and the overall negative sentiment against Socialism, which is completely justified this will ultimately have the following effect...

1. The supporters of gay rights will not change.
2. The ardent deniers of gay rights will not change

But...

3. Some people will shift from the 'kind of against/not really for' to the 'against' category just because its France.

You have to decide if the setback this will create in the United States is worth it if a major country like France moves forward with gay rights. By the way the homophobes will blame the forthcoming screw job France will get from Socialists on gay rights. You will see something along the lines of "France gave homosexuals rights then they fell apart!" while they ignore the fact that socialist policy is to blame.


Well, its nice that you have a theory even though it sucks

Why would they concentrate on France when Canada (largest trading partner & neighbour) has had gay marriage country wide since 2005?
 
2012-07-04 03:17:48 AM  
And the Scandanavian countries have the most socially liberal policies in the world
and have gay marriage and they are like the strongest economic countries in the world. never hear that they are in trouble

Dont blame socialism
 
2012-07-04 03:26:28 AM  

randomjsa: 1. The supporters of gay rights will not change.
2. The ardent deniers of gay rights will not change

But...

3. Some people will shift from the 'kind of against/not really for' to the 'against' category just because its France.


More like: The people in group (2), being older, will die off faster than the people in group (1). People born recently are more likely to be "not really against" since they will have grown up knowing a few gay people, and it won't be that big a deal.
 
2012-07-04 03:36:32 AM  

Paris1127: This is great news, but, you know, France hasn't done it yet. Hollande said France will legalize same-sex marriage while he's president, but it hasn't been done yet.

Still, this will play well in Le Marais.


Probably ... he's straight but pretty open minded ....

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2012-07-04 03:38:53 AM  

bmihura: Why does government have anything to do with marriage?

If you want to marry your bookshelf or orange cat, go for it. Just keep the legal system out of it.



Who do you think is going to issue a marriage license?
 
2012-07-04 03:42:01 AM  

diaphoresis: I'm glad France legalized gay marriage/adoptions. Maybe God will burn their country down first. Give the U.S. a chance to redeem itself.



Judging by the wildfires in America and it just started to be summer, you might want to bite your lip before you say something stupid like that.
 
2012-07-04 03:42:48 AM  

intelligent comment below: LordJiro: Yes, but their government surrendered to Hitler, therefore they're all cowards.

French Resistance? What the hell was that, some kind of cheese?


Fun fact. Their navy refused and never allowed to be controlled by the Germans.


They also refused to integrate allied command, and attacked Gibraltar throughout the war.
 
2012-07-04 03:43:58 AM  

randomjsa: 3. Some people will shift from the 'kind of against/not really for' to the 'against' category just because its France.



And those people are few and far between, and just as dumb as you

If you were seriously trying to make an argument, you failed, as usual
 
2012-07-04 03:45:13 AM  

Jim_Callahan: h


The 5eme Republique as it is called dates from 1958.
 
2012-07-04 03:53:23 AM  

intelligent comment below: diaphoresis: I'm glad France legalized gay marriage/adoptions. Maybe God will burn their country down first. Give the U.S. a chance to redeem itself.


Judging by the wildfires in America and it just started to be summer, you might want to bite your lip before you say something stupid like that.


LOL! Fair point....
 
2012-07-04 03:56:26 AM  
This is as good as any place to ask but, where smart and funny buttons on m.fark.com? Whe
 
2012-07-04 04:02:47 AM  

TheVeryDeadIanMartin: Are tired of all the French surrender jokes especially by people whose language is at least 40% French:

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William the Conquerer was not French he was Norman, and that only in name. He was a direct descendant of Rollo the viking, the invader the Franks gave Normandy to.
 
2012-07-04 04:06:50 AM  

ontariolightning: And the Scandanavian countries have the most socially liberal policies in the world
and have gay marriage and they are like the strongest economic countries in the world. never hear that they are in trouble


Aren't a few of them having issues with the very large number of culturally incompatible culturally diverse immigrants putting a very large drain on social services?
Sort of like how Republicans imagine America to be, but in this case actually existing in reality.
 
2012-07-04 04:30:49 AM  

RodneyToady: shotglasss: Will Anderson Cooper be signing up for French citizenship now?

Anderson Cooper is a New Yorker. He can get married here if he wants to.


Anderson Cooper can marry anywhere in the USA to any woman he wants to.

/i keed
 
2012-07-04 04:35:33 AM  

ontariolightning: And the Scandanavian countries have the most socially liberal policies in the world



Well........sort of. It's more 50/50.

Yes, they have impressive socialization of their oil wealth among their 95% white population. Let's get that out of the way.

They also have strict immigration policies that would be considered xenophobic and racist in the U.S. They are having severe cultural and social problems adjusting to the concept of allowing non-whites to immigrate. They also are not as progressive as the U.S. on women's rights. In a lot of Scandinavian nations, women are still expected to stay home, cook and tend babies. They are perhaps half a century behind the U.S. in this respect. There are other issues, but this isn't a phd thesis.

Look at it this way...If the U.S was 95% white, one of the top 5 the wealthiest nations in the world due to oil (rather than productivity or science), and admittedly did a good job of sharing that wealth among it's white citizens, BUT had xenophobic immigration rules, and had severe problems integrating non-whites, and serious problems with women's rights - would you consider the U.S. a socially liberal place? Answer honestly.

I think some people have to get out of the educational rut that there are one or two nations superior to all others in all ways. Some feel this way about the U.S. Some feel this way about Scandinavia, some feel this way about Europe. In ALL cases, such people are ignorant rednecks.
 
2012-07-04 04:47:22 AM  

Voiceofreason01: /never really got the American disdain for the French
//suspects it may have something to do with the significant British and German influences on our culture


Pretty much the only explanation. We should respect and support the French, as without them, we never would have won our war for independence against England.
 
2012-07-04 05:02:23 AM  

No Line For Beer: That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.


Whaaaaaaa?

You mean in US of A religious ceremonies are reconized by the governement?
This is...
I just don't...
*Sigh*
OK, now I understand your problem better (I'm french)

Oh, and subby, gay people beeing fabulous and France surrenders?
yeah, jokes get even funnyer if you make them a hundred time I supose.
The joy of alzheimer.
 
2012-07-04 05:21:11 AM  

On-Off: No Line For Beer: That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.

Whaaaaaaa?

You mean in US of A religious ceremonies are reconized by the governement?
This is...
I just don't...
*Sigh*
OK, now I understand your problem better (I'm french)


If you have a license in the US you can be married by anyone that is ordained.
And getting ordained in the states is easy. The difference is that US laws recognize
the ordained ministers as being capable of signing and validating marriage licenses.
 
2012-07-04 05:23:03 AM  

On-Off: No Line For Beer: That's because the French government doesn't recognize religious ceremonies. You can have a "church wedding," but you still have to go before their equivalent of a justice of the peace.

Whaaaaaaa?

You mean in US of A religious ceremonies are reconized by the governement?
This is...
I just don't...
*Sigh*
OK, now I understand your problem better (I'm french)

Oh, and subby, gay people beeing fabulous and France surrenders?
yeah, jokes get even funnyer if you make them a hundred time I supose.
The joy of alzheimer.


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2012-07-04 05:33:07 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dammit France. Now the US can't legalize it, just because you like it. If there is one thing Americans love, it's being diametrically opposed to the French.

I honestly believe that if you get the most effeminate Parisian hipster, put them on TV, have them talk about how equal rights are bad, income inequality is good, religious and military goals should intersect, and American supply-side theory works, the United States would be the most progressive nation on the planet within a week.


You are on something here.
I'm not parisian, but french enouch. Need some help? I'd LOVE to do this.
Actualy, Sasha Baron-Cohen would be your best casting, but he is to famous yet.
 
2012-07-04 05:48:16 AM  

coeyagi: Taking bets!


To add to your betting tables, Australia wouldn't wipe its own ass without America's stamp of approval and has no socially liberal political parties, so it'll definitely place behind the US.
 
2012-07-04 06:18:51 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Voiceofreason01: /never really got the American disdain for the French
//suspects it may have something to do with the significant British and German influences on our culture

Pretty much the only explanation. We should respect and support the French, as without them, we never would have won our war for independence against England.


Yeah, the fact that they are a successful society with a very high standard of living, that they live in a fantastic country filled with wonderful, charming cities, have a great cuisine, wrote the book on wine, invented the BJ and are over represented with hot kinky women doesn't hurt, either.

/they really do say ooh la la when excited