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2012-07-03 08:56:31 PM
It would be like a sanctuary compared to the other parts of Detroit.

"Oh look Honey, zombies. Our nightmare is over, we made it."
 
2012-07-03 09:33:39 PM
Cute not thought out, no financials, no people willing to give up their lives to play zombies all night, no how do we cover the insurance when a tourist breaks their neck when they fall through the rotting floorboards of the hovel they have holed up in....

NEXT!
 
2012-07-03 10:32:35 PM
Even zombies wouldn't wander the streets of Detroit at night.
 
2012-07-04 05:20:16 AM
The freaks come out at night.
 
2012-07-04 05:33:11 AM
I'm trying to picture the look on the insurance guys face when he gets this pitched to him.
 
2012-07-04 05:41:31 AM
Turn it into a Robocop Themed park, complete with an SUX6000 ride, and an exit sign which says "Biatches, Leave!"
 
2012-07-04 05:43:20 AM

skinink: Turn it into a Robocop Themed park, complete with an SUX6000 ride, and an exit sign which says "Biatches, Leave!"


I'd pay a buck for that.
 
2012-07-04 05:45:42 AM

skinink: Turn it into a Robocop Themed park, complete with an SUX6000 ride, and an exit sign which says "Biatches, Leave!"


Only if ED209 is in charge of security.
 
2012-07-04 06:18:31 AM
Like Anne Rice and Twilight did for vampires, society has ruined thre once cool zombies.
 
2012-07-04 06:41:41 AM

Knobbs: Like Anne Rice and Twilight did for vampires, society has ruined thre once cool zombies.


Dude!

Dont defile Anne Rice by comparing her work tot he stupid twilight crap.

Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned were three of the best books written in the genre and were remarkably influential, not to mention great novels.
 
2012-07-04 06:42:29 AM
Ugh, can we stop giving this guy publicity? He's some clueless white kid looking to give other white kids a ghetto tourist experience. He has no experience running a business and he is clueless about the insurance costs and whether there is an actual market except for "LOL ZOMBEEES!" The money is supposedly going to a consulting firm that will then laugh him out of the building.
 
2012-07-04 08:19:10 AM

Father_Jack: Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned were three of the best books written in the genre and were remarkably influential, not to mention great novels.


Though it was more far-fetched than the others, I actually really liked Memnoch the Devil.
 
2012-07-04 08:57:00 AM
www.thegreenhead.com

///Would like to make a suggestion
 
2012-07-04 09:36:16 AM
Enough with the zombies already! Slap the words bacon or zombies on anything and people are all like"ZOMG GEEKCULTURE". And wasn't this a failed Kickstarter project at one point anyway?
 
2012-07-04 10:08:31 AM
I still haven't watched this movie.
 
2012-07-04 01:54:42 PM
Yeah, but what happens when there's a zombie outbreak in the theme park? Nobody's going to take it seriously.

...I just, uh, remembered that I have something to do which is, uh, totally not firing off a cheesy script to a B-movie company....yeah.....
 
2012-07-04 02:18:26 PM

Father_Jack: Knobbs: Like Anne Rice and Twilight did for vampires, society has ruined thre once cool zombies.

Dude!

Dont defile Anne Rice by comparing her work tot he stupid twilight crap.

Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, and Queen of the Damned were three of the best books written in the genre and were remarkably influential, not to mention great novels.


Yuck. I've loved vampires since I was in kindergarten and saw a Sunday matinee of Nosferatu on TV. I tried reading through those putrid novels. It was like Danielle Steel with fangs.
 
2012-07-04 04:14:01 PM

skinink: Turn it into a Robocop Themed park, complete with an SUX6000 ride, and an exit sign which says "Biatches, Leave!"


unrealitymag.com

/where do I apply?
 
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