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(Daily Mail)   She put on her robe and wizard hat   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Sexual relationship, Jacuzzi, found guilty  
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19253 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jul 2012 at 10:33 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-03 10:41:16 PM  
4 votes:
I just don't get the attraction for teenage boys. "I bet he'll come in 30 seconds and has no idea how to please a woman. Wooooooo I want me some of that!"
2012-07-04 01:38:23 AM  
2 votes:
Somebody forgot to cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
2012-07-03 10:46:26 PM  
2 votes:

Vermicious Knids: I just don't get the attraction for teenage boys. "I bet he'll come in 30 seconds and has no idea how to please a woman. Wooooooo I want me some of that!"

It's easy to dominate young people. That's a big attraction to lots of folk.
2012-07-04 03:07:00 PM  
1 vote:
I know i'm so late to this thread no one's gonna see this, but I have to put this out as a question anyway: how on god's green earth does anyone playing wizard 101 even set up a meeting? I played it for about half an hour once, and the chat system is so full of censored words(IRONY: "censored" is censored), and generally fisher price(click what you want to say) that I can't even figure out how they did it.

/what the kid must've thought when he saw her IRL
2012-07-04 02:09:01 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "A jury in Grand Forks, North Dakota, took less than 20 minutes to convict her of sex crimes and she now faces up to 15 years in jail."

This is why, if I was on the jury, I would vote "not guilty" regardless of the evidence.
2012-07-04 12:04:49 AM  
1 vote:

I sound fat: Guys, we need to step it up.

If we grown men ACTED like grown men, bite the bullet and slept with all the women we could find, regardless of mental health or hideousness, they wouldnt feel the need to sleep with our children to have self validation.

Gentlemen, we have failed at the business of being supportive to society's snaggletoothed hags and horny crazy teachers.

I am hereby proposing that we go ahead and remove the time honored fark meme "dont stick your dick in crazy" from our collective lexicon and just dive on in. ... for the children.

You should post that on craig's list. "Will fark any woman, any time" and see how that works for you.
2012-07-03 11:34:33 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, this was a 16 year old kid playing a low-budget online RPG. You KNOW he ain't gonna get any from within his peer group at school, this beast is about as good as he was gonna do.
2012-07-03 11:11:05 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: "The married mother-of-one flew more than 1,000 miles from her home in Tennessee to North Dakota to meet up with the teenager."
And she would port 500 miles, and she would port 500 more, just to be the Necro Dark Elf to port 1,000 miles to fall down at your Greater Faydark door!

Necros can't port. Plus they'd be kos in Gfay.
2012-07-03 10:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
publikenemy: From the links on the page:

Sixth-grade teacher, 32, charged with rape for 'having sex with 12-year-old boy from her class for two years

Women do loves them some young boys lately. I blame the men.

See, that's not the way it works on FARK. You have to use FARK Logic: Clearly, that woman should be given a medal for making that 12 year old boy so popular among his peers. I mean, men and teeange boys want it all the time anyway, so it could never be an authority figure taking advantage of a boy, or rape at all. There's no chance she's a predatory pedophile or ephlebophile at all.
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