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2012-07-03 05:58:53 PM
Say WHAAAA-?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 06:12:06 PM
It went better than the time conservative suburban police executed a warrant in Attleboro, Mass. and discovered an S&M party. S&M is illegal in Massachusetts; consent is not a defense to harmful battery. Arrests were made. All involved were relieved when the case was dropped on a technicality. (Search keyword: "paddleboro".)
 
2012-07-03 06:14:56 PM
Hell hath no furry....
 
2012-07-03 06:15:23 PM
I'd like to organize a "Fur-B-Q":

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-07-03 06:26:10 PM
But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit London by July 7th. That was just the beginning...
 
2012-07-03 07:07:52 PM
"This video has been removed by the user."

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Could have been worse, "rescue station" could have meant it was an animal shelter.
 
2012-07-03 07:08:28 PM
I just feathered back on my sammy.

/dickie birdy.
 
2012-07-03 07:47:57 PM
From the full article:

"Everything was kept in a back area. There was nothing in the front," he said.

Man, I hate mullet parties...
 
2012-07-03 07:48:13 PM
I love how the article says the couple were engaging in "unseemly" behavior. Unseemly is a word not used nearly often enough to describe behavior that gives us a case of the shivers.
 
2012-07-03 08:00:45 PM

Coco LaFemme: I love how the article says the couple were engaging in "unseemly" behavior. Unseemly is a word not used nearly often enough to describe behavior that gives us a case of the shivers.


I'd like to see "kerfuffle" make a comeback.
 
2012-07-03 08:03:07 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coco LaFemme: I love how the article says the couple were engaging in "unseemly" behavior. Unseemly is a word not used nearly often enough to describe behavior that gives us a case of the shivers.

I'd like to see "kerfuffle" make a comeback.


I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:40 PM
Slow NewzDayTM = regurgitating slogans from 15 years ago about a story from 3 weeks ago.

Gotcha.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:46 PM

gopher321: Say WHAAAA-?


I kinda hate myself that I actually understood the headline
 
2012-07-03 08:05:38 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 08:05:56 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Coco LaFemme: I love how the article says the couple were engaging in "unseemly" behavior. Unseemly is a word not used nearly often enough to describe behavior that gives us a case of the shivers.

I'd like to see "kerfuffle" make a comeback.


Always a fan of "mopery"...
 
2012-07-03 08:06:46 PM
They say what they want about the ponies, this is still weirder.
 
2012-07-03 08:07:10 PM
*sigh* This is why furries can't have nice things outside of hotels.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:03 PM

NallTWD: *sigh* This is why furries can't have nice things outside of hotels.


Actually, they're a large part of the reason why fecal matter is on everything in hotels.
 
2012-07-03 08:10:28 PM
Is it a sexual thing with these furries? It's always a sexual thing somehow...just not sure how. Let's not encourage this, lest people may want to experiment....then next thing you know they'll wanna be legally married.
 
2012-07-03 08:10:41 PM

ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.


stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...


"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.
 
2012-07-03 08:11:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.

stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...

"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.


Ruckus.
 
2012-07-03 08:12:46 PM
At least it wasn't one of those crazy steampunk fetish orgies.
 
2012-07-03 08:13:10 PM
did anyone chortle at this ballyhoo?
 
2012-07-03 08:13:53 PM
What's all this rumpus? Jiggery-Pockery, I say!
 
2012-07-03 08:16:25 PM

Smackledorfer: At least it wasn't one of those crazy steampunk fetish orgies.


Now I'm off to Google 'crazy steampunk fetish orgy'.
 
2012-07-03 08:17:42 PM
My gay furry romance novel is linked in my profile. And it's even available on paper now if that's your thing.

That said: only a small percentage of furries fursuit (It's expensive), and a tinier percentage of those hump in their suits (because the suits are expensive among other reasons).
 
2012-07-03 08:18:10 PM
NallTWD: *sigh* This is why furries can't have nice things outside of hotels.

No. No. This is why furries can't have nice things period. The majority of people involved in it are interested in Roleplay - i.e. Chat or Forum, or tabletop games, or the art and literature that comes from it. And then you have these guys.

I'm also shocked that someone would let them use the Rescue Squad to have their party. Are they like community centers for you yankees?

doglover: They say what they want about the ponies, this is still weirder.

It's cute you think that us bronies aren't furries. :3
 
2012-07-03 08:19:10 PM
fursuit.timduru.org

Let me rephrase it. We got a jar of old mustard, and we got a poodle, and we're just gonna get in there, and put some D's in some A's.
 
2012-07-03 08:19:22 PM

Hagbardr: Smackledorfer: At least it wasn't one of those crazy steampunk fetish orgies.

Now I'm off to Google 'crazy steampunk fetish orgy'.


Ugh, keeping brass clean and polished under normal conditions is enough of a challenge.
 
2012-07-03 08:19:23 PM

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.

stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...

"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.

Ruckus.


Fracas!
 
2012-07-03 08:19:31 PM
Ringshadow: My gay furry romance novel is linked in my profile. And it's even available on paper now if that's your thing.

That said: only a small percentage of furries fursuit (It's expensive), and a tinier percentage of those hump in their suits (because the suits are expensive among other reasons).


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say when you spend ten thousand dollars + on a life-like fursuit of a cartoon character with realistic genitalia, then you have a problem. A major problem.
 
2012-07-03 08:20:58 PM

doglover: Ruckus.


earthworm2.0: did anyone chortle at this ballyhoo?


Bad_ad85: What's all this rumpus? Jiggery-Pockery, I say!


RollingThunder: Fracas!


THIS PIFFLING HURLYBURLY HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND
 
2012-07-03 08:21:10 PM

BronyMedic: NallTWD: *sigh* This is why furries can't have nice things outside of hotels.

No. No. This is why furries can't have nice things period. The majority of people involved in it are interested in Roleplay - i.e. Chat or Forum, or tabletop games, or the art and literature that comes from it. And then you have these guys.

I'm also shocked that someone would let them use the Rescue Squad to have their party. Are they like community centers for you yankees?

doglover: They say what they want about the ponies, this is still weirder.

It's cute you think that us bronies aren't furries. :3


((((;゚Д゚)))))))
ショク!
 
2012-07-03 08:21:37 PM

doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.

stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...

"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.

Ruckus.


As in "I was just in my office, and I heard a ruckus."

/not even remotely obscure
 
2012-07-03 08:21:52 PM

BronyMedic: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say when you spend ten thousand dollars + on a life-like fursuit of a cartoon character with realistic genitalia, then you have a problem. A major problem.


It has been observed that the fastest way to become popular and get gift art is to buy an awesome fursuit from, say, Clockwork Creatures or something. it's that or draw porn, basically.

/not a popular furry
 
2012-07-03 08:24:08 PM

Ringshadow: My gay furry romance novel is linked in my profile. And it's even available on paper now if that's your thing.

That said: only a small percentage of furries fursuit (It's expensive), and a tinier percentage of those hump in their suits (because the suits are expensive among other reasons).


Out of curiosity, is it normal for a furry to insist that their fursuit be referred to by name, lest it be "offended"?

/crazy ex-roomie story
 
2012-07-03 08:25:06 PM

BronyMedic: NallTWD: *sigh* This is why furries can't have nice things outside of hotels.

No. No. This is why furries can't have nice things period. The majority of people involved in it are interested in Roleplay - i.e. Chat or Forum, or tabletop games, or the art and literature that comes from it. And then you have these guys.

I'm also shocked that someone would let them use the Rescue Squad to have their party. Are they like community centers for you yankees?

doglover: They say what they want about the ponies, this is still weirder.

It's cute you think that us bronies aren't furries. :3


Pfft. Furries are too mainstream. Most bronies, myself included, dress up as plants and fungi to get our kicks.
 
2012-07-03 08:25:18 PM

Bad_ad85: What's all this rumpus? Jiggery-Pockery, I say!


doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.

stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...

"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.

Ruckus.


earthworm2.0: did anyone chortle at this ballyhoo?


Balderdash
 
2012-07-03 08:26:19 PM

Ringshadow: BronyMedic: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say when you spend ten thousand dollars + on a life-like fursuit of a cartoon character with realistic genitalia, then you have a problem. A major problem.

It has been observed that the fastest way to become popular and get gift art is to buy an awesome fursuit from, say, Clockwork Creatures or something. it's that or draw porn, basically.

/not a popular furry


I had to Google that.

www.clockworkcreature.com

wat
 
2012-07-03 08:26:42 PM

ZAZ: It went better than the time conservative suburban police executed a warrant in Attleboro, Mass. and discovered an S&M party. S&M is illegal in Massachusetts; consent is not a defense to harmful battery. Arrests were made. All involved were relieved when the case was dropped on a technicality. (Search keyword: "paddleboro".)


When wooden spoons are outlawed, only outlaws shall carry wooden spoons!
 
2012-07-03 08:26:53 PM
Ringshadow: BronyMedic: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say when you spend ten thousand dollars + on a life-like fursuit of a cartoon character with realistic genitalia, then you have a problem. A major problem.

It has been observed that the fastest way to become popular and get gift art is to buy an awesome fursuit from, say, Clockwork Creatures or something. it's that or draw porn, basically.

/not a popular furry


Really? I found myself liking Jay Naylor before I realized what his art usually is. Even the artists that do draw porn I've found I get into them because of the safe for work stuff they do.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:54 PM

Ringshadow:
It has been observed that the fastest way to become popular and get gift art is to buy an awesome fursuit from, say, Clockwork Creatures or something. it's that or draw porn, basically.


Does it work on Fark? I'd chip in to get one of our attention whores a hermaphroditic fursuit.

Also, is this the first Fark headline with yiffing? I don't think the mainstream world knows what that is yet. Those peasants and their "normal" side of the internet.
 
2012-07-03 08:29:37 PM
www.teamctf.com
It's not such a huge jump from Cosplay to Fursuits, y'know.
 
2012-07-03 08:29:49 PM
Honest question about furries: I've only heard about them through online mockery and an episode of CSI. Do they actually use terms like yiffing etc.? Was the portrayal on CSI what their get-togethers are actually like, aside from the the murder (probably)?
 
2012-07-03 08:30:20 PM
As the brother of a regionally-popular.furry, I'm getting a OH GOD, FAMILY SHAME!

/He's also the first recorded YouTube video of the Cinnamon Challenge...
 
2012-07-03 08:30:20 PM

Phoenix87ta: doglover: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ProfessorOhki: I'm generally a fan of "clusterfark" but it might be too accurate given the circumstances.

stonicus: Always a fan of "mopery"...

"Brouhaha" has a certain understated charm to it, too, actually.

Ruckus.

As in "I was just in my office, and I heard a ruckus."

/not even remotely obscure


www.movieactors.com

Could you describe the ruckus?
 
2012-07-03 08:31:43 PM

publikenemy: Is it a sexual thing with these furries? It's always a sexual thing somehow...just not sure how. Let's not encourage this, lest people may want to experiment....then next thing you know they'll wanna be legally married.


No. Furries just tend to be more open about their sexuality and the internet LOVES to hategasm over a yiff show. Any time one happens you hear about it because well, it generates hits.

I imagine the rest of the fandom is more like "Goddamnit, we designated a back room for that shiat for a REASON! The mundanes always freak out!"
 
2012-07-03 08:32:16 PM

ProfessorOhki: Hagbardr: Smackledorfer: At least it wasn't one of those crazy steampunk fetish orgies.

Now I'm off to Google 'crazy steampunk fetish orgy'.

Ugh, keeping brass clean and polished under normal conditions is enough of a challenge.


Well, at least brass doesn't hold a smell.
 
2012-07-03 08:32:17 PM

RabbitoGarcia: As the brother of a regionally-popular.furry, I'm getting a OH GOD, FAMILY SHAME!

/He's also the first recorded YouTube video of the Cinnamon Challenge...


Please tell me Cinnamon is not a horse.
 
2012-07-03 08:32:27 PM
NullReferenceException: Honest question about furries: I've only heard about them through online mockery and an episode of CSI. Do they actually use terms like yiffing etc.? Was the portrayal on CSI what their get-togethers are actually like, aside from the the murder (probably)?

Yes and no.

The majority of people who identify as furry do so because they enjoy the culture - i.e. they enjoy art, stories and fanfiction, or roleplaying involving it. Even smaller are the amount of people who do it because they enjoy the drawn pornography, or erotic works of literature.

And then you have these guys. And yes, they do call it yiffing.
 
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