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(Distriction)   From the "poorly named campaign events" file, Barack Obama is holding the "Betting on Sandusky Ice Cream Social" in Ohio Thursday   (distriction.com) divider line 52
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2012-07-03 05:59:54 PM
Sandusky, Ohio
 
2012-07-03 06:01:08 PM

bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio


Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.
 
2012-07-03 06:02:39 PM

12349876: bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.


Well they should just rename the entire town to avoid embarrassment from now on.
 
2012-07-03 06:03:01 PM
That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert
 
2012-07-03 06:04:35 PM

12349876: bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio

Still needs to be "Betting on Cedar Point Ice Cream Social" with some raffle tickets to ride a coaster with the Prez.


A Top Thrill Dragster ride photo with the President would the bestest picture in the world.

\I bet Obama prefers more of the classic rides and would much prefer the Blue Streak.
 
2012-07-03 06:05:42 PM

max_pooper: A Top Thrill Dragster ride photo with the President would the bestest picture in the world.


Nope he should ride the Raptor cause it's awesome.
 
2012-07-03 06:06:18 PM
I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on religionnerd.com Ice Cream Social
 
2012-07-03 06:07:03 PM
I've got
AUGUST 23
SHIV OR SHANK
CAFETERIA
 
2012-07-03 06:07:36 PM

Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social


i9.photobucket.com

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"
 
2012-07-03 06:08:12 PM
Well... that may not work out I guess. Which will probably just lead to the



Betting on www.toptenz.net Ice Cream Social. Not nearly as fun.
 
2012-07-03 06:11:21 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"


This one's pretty close..
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 06:13:16 PM

Erix: Well... that may not work out I guess. Which will probably just lead to the



Betting on [www.toptenz.net image 300x228] Ice Cream Social. Not nearly as fun.


Betting on ..... i22.ebayimg.com.... well, one of these.
 
2012-07-03 06:21:32 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 06:22:54 PM
Y'all gonna flip when they get around to the Bake Sale and Raffle even he's holding in Hitler, Florida.
 
2012-07-03 06:23:55 PM
David Spade seen calling Will Sasso to ask if can stand in as Farley in a Tommy Boy reunion.

www.mrtees.com

//milk that comeback, baby!
 
2012-07-03 06:28:02 PM

Sgt Otter: Satanic_Hamster: Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social

[i9.photobucket.com image 640x359]

"You don't think there was a place called Foreplay we should have gone to first?"

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x372]


Which is near the town of Beaver Lick.
/Has been there.
//Parents have the bumper sticker!
 
2012-07-03 06:35:21 PM
Question: what in the hell is up with "ice cream socials" as campaign events this year?
 
2012-07-03 06:36:37 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Question: what in the hell is up with "ice cream socials" as campaign events this year?


Dunno, but since "social" is the root of "socialism", it's not a phrase I would use in this American waste-scape of derpy faux patriots.
 
2012-07-03 06:40:43 PM
Shoulda gone here, eh?

i262.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 06:57:36 PM

coeyagi: David Spade seen calling Will Sasso to ask if can stand in as Farley in a Tommy Boy reunion.

[www.mrtees.com image 300x300]

//milk that comeback, baby!



I came here for a "Tommy Boy" reference, and I leave satisfied.
 
2012-07-03 06:58:27 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Shoulda gone here, eh?

[i262.photobucket.com image 450x316]



Even better:

Weed, CA
 
2012-07-03 07:00:45 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Shoulda gone here, eh?


Well, Oregon City *IS* pretty boring.
 
2012-07-03 07:04:46 PM
I hope he rides some roller coasters, because Cedar Point has a large collection of awesome coasters.

"America's Roller Coast". Hell yeah it is. I'll be there next weekend.
 
2012-07-03 07:23:48 PM

coeyagi: Dunno, but since "social" is the root of "socialism", it's not a phrase I would use in this American waste-scape of derpy faux patriots.


I don't know why, but that made me think of the "Great Brain" series I read as a kid. Everyone took a turn cranking the handle for the ice cream making machine. Unless you were a Neocon, like Tom, who tricked someone else into doing the hard work.
 
2012-07-03 07:28:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert


Wasn't the pervert named after the town?
 
2012-07-03 07:37:56 PM

Quasar: Y'all gonna flip when they get around to the Bake Sale and Raffle even he's holding in Hitler, Florida.


You know what other city was named after a German leader?

nd.water.usgs.gov
 
2012-07-03 07:40:01 PM

Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?


thejoke-thatisit.jpg
 
2012-07-03 07:41:33 PM
It's a perfectly normal name!!!!

i.ebayimg.com


/can't be obscure
 
2012-07-03 07:42:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?


It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.
 
2012-07-03 07:51:25 PM
roadsidephotos.sabr.org
 
2012-07-03 07:57:18 PM

Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.


Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:51 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: It's a perfectly normal name!!!!

[i.ebayimg.com image 300x237]


/can't be obscure


Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!
 
2012-07-03 08:24:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.

Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.


Well mine was sarcastic too then...so take that!

/ Sorry, need to get that thing calibrated apparently.
 
2012-07-03 08:31:46 PM

Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: Abner Doon: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert

Wasn't the pervert named after the town?

It's like Captain Obvious and Romero got together and had a love child. Said love child then learned how to type and posted this comment.

Hm, you're not new here. I can't believe you missed the sarcasm zooming mere millimeters over your head.

Well mine was sarcastic too then...so take that!

/ Sorry, need to get that thing calibrated apparently.


Yeah, those meters need readjusted from time to time, all the discussion around here throws them out of whack.
 
2012-07-03 08:34:46 PM

coeyagi: Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!


Yep. It was a good one.

"Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again."

"Then keep your dick out of my ashtray. "
 
2012-07-03 09:23:08 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: coeyagi: Holy crap, I forgot about that one! Great flick! Randy Quaid played a street smart version of Uncle Eddie - slovenly, crass, but knows how to intimidate with a 0.38!

Yep. It was a good one.

"Aw, Jesus, Bernie. Come on with the smoke. You know the doctor found nicotine in my urine again."

"Then keep your dick out of my ashtray. "


The writing in that movie made me cream myself. It was Aaron Sorkin witty without being preachy.
 
2012-07-03 09:39:19 PM
overzealous staffer
 
2012-07-03 09:42:33 PM
Meanwhile, Romney's "Betting on" series of rallies makes it's stop here:
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-07-03 10:08:35 PM
www.joecrazy.com
 
2012-07-03 11:19:58 PM

Erix: I'm hoping he shifts to PA soon. Maybe we can get:

Betting on [religionnerd.com image 500x333] Ice Cream Social


Betting On Intercourse Two-For-One Shots Night
 
2012-07-03 11:36:04 PM
Did he order Vanilla ice cream? Or Rocky Road?

...Maybe Christo-Muslim Swirl?
 
2012-07-04 12:54:31 AM
It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.

Get over it.
 
2012-07-04 01:06:03 AM

whidbey: It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.

Get over it.


Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?" report, and the 10 year "How has Penn State fared since Sandusky?" report. Kid touching + college football = ratings gold!
 
2012-07-04 01:44:00 AM

whidbey: It's not "poorly named."

Sandusky got convicted. He's gone, now.


The Civil Suits are just beginning and good luck getting the media to not cover those. Expect people other than Sandusky and maybe Penn State itself to be defendants in those.
 
2012-07-04 02:53:55 AM

coeyagi: Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?"


Think he'll last that long in prison?
 
2012-07-04 04:53:35 AM

Ed Willy: coeyagi: Nah, we'll get the 5 year "where is Sandusky now?"

Think he'll last that long in prison?


Exactly! That's why "betting on Sandusky" is brilliant! People are speculating on just how long Sandusky can last. Especially the good people of Sandusky, Ohio who can't wait for Jerry Sandusky to be dead so they can reclaim their name.

/as an ex-Michigander, Cedar Point is way up there in the pleasant childhood memory department.
 
2012-07-04 07:59:49 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's what they get for naming their town after a pervert


Folks, if ever you needed PROOF of the existence of Fartbama's magical time machine, this is surely it.



/also, Sugar Kowalski is heartbroken
 
2012-07-04 08:02:46 AM

Kevin72: Exactly! That's why "betting on Sandusky" is brilliant! People are speculating on just how long Sandusky can last. Especially the good people of Sandusky, Ohio who can't wait for Jerry Sandusky to be dead so they can reclaim their name.


Sandusky is 70. Even if nothing bad befalls him, he's only likely to live another five years or so in prison. Won't be surprised if he has a major coronary in the next two years.
 
2012-07-04 08:12:42 AM

bwilson27: Sandusky, Ohio


Without a doubt, some right wing moron, no doubt informed solely by Fox and Freep, is ranting to his family at breakfast about how Obama is a socialist who supports Jerry Sandusky. I hate this country.
 
2012-07-04 09:04:44 AM
www.mlpoa.ca

Because 'Cousin fark' wouldn't fit on the sign
 
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