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(Arab Times)   Arabian customs officers shocked to find that Western sex dolls come "complete with genitals...It is believed such dolls are sold in their countries in an open market"   (arabtimesonline.com) divider line 65
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2012-07-03 04:11:44 PM  
This "Fake police rob Indian" made me think of the Village People. I shall add this website to my daily reading.
 
2012-07-03 04:19:45 PM  
America: A land so free you can fark balloons if you want.
 
2012-07-03 04:52:23 PM  
verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-03 05:22:09 PM  
I think I read about that in a book... 1001 Arapian Nights
 
2012-07-03 05:29:15 PM  
ms_lara_croft: [verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com image 492x572]

OK, my arguement is invalid
 
2012-07-03 05:29:21 PM  
Were they filled with propane, though?
 
2012-07-03 05:29:34 PM  
I flew with a blow-up doll in my carry-on bag on Friday, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.
 
2012-07-03 05:30:42 PM  
And they're all named Ashley.
 
2012-07-03 05:31:03 PM  
Thank god they didn't benchmark the japanese market. The realism of the tentacles is just astounding..
 
2012-07-03 05:32:57 PM  
Paging Kwame to the flesh colored courtesy phone, Kwame to the flesh colored courtesy phone.
 
2012-07-03 05:33:24 PM  
not anymore shocking than the founder of a religion marrying an 8 yr. old.
 
2012-07-03 05:33:48 PM  
I didn't even realize you HAD to smuggle sex dolls..... I'll remember that for later........
 
2012-07-03 05:34:42 PM  
Subby -- This website is gold. I can't believe you missed the even better story: 3 tomboys & a transvestite caught for harrassing girls

KUWAIT CITY, July 2: Police have arrested three tomboys and a transvestite for harassing young girls inside a commercial complex in Farwaniya, reports Al-Rai daily.

Acting on information the area police rushed to the complex, arrested the four people and referred them to the Criminal Investigation Department.

Meanwhile, police have arrested a Kuwaiti man and referred him to the State Security for filming the runway of the Kuwait International Airport, reports Al-Rai daily.

The daily added the arrest came when another Kuwaiti saw the man taking pictures and informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior.

During interrogation the man claimed he liked the lights of the runway and wanted to add the picture to his collection.

In another development, the Ahmadi police have arrested a Kuwaiti man for consuming alcohol and assaulting a laundryman in Abu Halifa, reports Al-Rai daily.

The drunkard claimed the man had not ironed his ghutra properly, beat him and forced him to iron it again.
After the laundrymen called the police, the drunkard was arrested and taken to a police station.


"Gold Jerry, pure gold!"
 
2012-07-03 05:35:50 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-07-03 05:36:35 PM  
www.fitz-claridge.com

As long as they're dressed modestly...
 
2012-07-03 05:36:47 PM  
An entire country of prudes? They should annex the south, it would be a good fit.
 
2012-07-03 05:38:40 PM  

sephjnr: Were they filled with propane, though?


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-03 05:43:11 PM  
What, were they expecting replicas of humans used for sexual pleasure to NOT have genitals?
 
2012-07-03 05:46:11 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: What, were they expecting replicas of humans used for sexual pleasure to NOT have genitals?


Well, to be honest, most "realistic" sex dolls in Saudi Arabia are just sheet-covered pillows with a hole in them.
 
2012-07-03 05:49:24 PM  
What should really blow their minds is the anatomically correct blow-up sheep. they could understand camels, but sheep?
 
2012-07-03 05:50:06 PM  
You know Customs is just gonna take it home and keep it for themselves.

/poor Charlene, to be abused like a piece of silicone....
 
2012-07-03 05:52:01 PM  

Ed Willy: Keizer_Ghidorah: What, were they expecting replicas of humans used for sexual pleasure to NOT have genitals?

Well, to be honest, most "realistic" sex dolls in Saudi Arabia are just sheet-covered pillows with a hole in them.



That's a terrible thing to say about Saudi women!
 
2012-07-03 05:56:00 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I think I read about that in a book... 1001 Arapian Nights


to be fair they called it a "genie". That's how you have to deal with these people, you have to use the right euphamisms....kinda a "when in Rome" sorta thing.
 
2012-07-03 06:06:54 PM  
There, they're all completely covered and have no sex features whatsoever.
 
2012-07-03 06:08:04 PM  
You know, they prefer the "Love Ewes "
 
2012-07-03 06:09:59 PM  

Amos Quito: [www.fitz-claridge.com image 283x299]

As long as they're dressed modestly...


She has a purty cross-hatch ;-)
 
2012-07-03 06:10:42 PM  
well in America you can't have sex with anyone, due to laws. so drugs and dolls are better than HUMAN INTERACTION (LIKE FARK)/ GET OFF THE COMPUTER OUR FATESSES
 
2012-07-03 06:22:35 PM  
And what would be the point of a sex doll without genitals??
 
2012-07-03 06:25:32 PM  

Loren: And what would be the point of a sex doll without genitals??


well you got to make the hole with your weiner
similar to breaking the hymen open
 
Biv
2012-07-03 06:48:31 PM  

rightylefty: Subby -- This website is gold. I can't believe you missed the even better story: 3 tomboys & a transvestite caught for harrassing girls

KUWAIT CITY, July 2: Police have arrested three tomboys and a transvestite for harassing young girls inside a commercial complex in Farwaniya, reports Al-Rai daily.

Acting on information the area police rushed to the complex, arrested the four people and referred them to the Criminal Investigation Department.

Meanwhile, police have arrested a Kuwaiti man and referred him to the State Security for filming the runway of the Kuwait International Airport, reports Al-Rai daily.

The daily added the arrest came when another Kuwaiti saw the man taking pictures and informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior.

During interrogation the man claimed he liked the lights of the runway and wanted to add the picture to his collection.

In another development, the Ahmadi police have arrested a Kuwaiti man for consuming alcohol and assaulting a laundryman in Abu Halifa, reports Al-Rai daily.

The drunkard claimed the man had not ironed his ghutra properly, beat him and forced him to iron it again.
After the laundrymen called the police, the drunkard was arrested and taken to a police station.


"Gold Jerry, pure gold!"


I liked this one:

"Dancing nude on beach Man from 'yore' shocks people

KUWAIT CITY, April 21: Some people relaxing inside their chalets at Subiyya were frightened by the presence of a person with long hair, as he reportedly emerged from the water naked, murmuring and singing in a language they could not comprehend while dancing, reports Al-Watan Arabic daily.
Out of the belief that the man could be an 'ancient creature', they called the police, as others took pictures of him.
Upon arrival, police arrested and detained the man at the area police station. Preliminary investigation revealed that the man comes from an Asian country. A case has since been registered for thorough investigation."
 
2012-07-03 06:52:23 PM  
It makes me want to ship a few dozen fleshlights to their government's offices.
 
2012-07-03 07:13:10 PM  
My favorite:

Filipina Claims Rape By Irish Boyfriend

KUWAIT CITY, May 15: A Filipino woman has filed a complaint with the Salhiya Police Station accusing her Irish boyfriend of Ghanaian origin of raping her in his apartment, reports Al-Rai daily.
In her complaint, she said the boyfriend invited her for a cup of tea and instead gave her orange juice and raped her.
The police will summon the man for interrogation.
 
2012-07-03 07:16:14 PM  
see tea "warms you up for sex" while orange juice leaves you cold. and rapable?
 
2012-07-03 07:22:12 PM  

ExcaliburPrime111: My favorite:

Filipina Claims Rape By Irish Boyfriend

KUWAIT CITY, May 15: A Filipino woman has filed a complaint with the Salhiya Police Station accusing her Irish boyfriend of Ghanaian origin of raping her in his apartment, reports Al-Rai daily.
In her complaint, she said the boyfriend invited her for a cup of tea and instead gave her orange juice and raped her.
The police will summon the man for interrogation.


OK, rape is never funny. But I laughed at that.
 
2012-07-03 07:27:04 PM  
If it was a sex doll without genitalia, wouldn't it be just a...department store mannequin?

These customs officials seem even more clueless than TSA agents.
 
2012-07-03 07:48:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If it was a sex doll without genitalia, wouldn't it be just a...department store mannequin?

These customs officials seem even more clueless than TSA agents.


I've never seen an inflatable department store mannequin.
 
2012-07-03 07:55:58 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Gyrfalcon: If it was a sex doll without genitalia, wouldn't it be just a...department store mannequin?

These customs officials seem even more clueless than TSA agents.

I've never seen an inflatable department store mannequin.


Fine fine. It would be a beach toy then. Sheesh.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:13 PM  
The shock to the arabs was not that that the females had genitalia, it was that the genetalia was 'complete'.
 
2012-07-03 08:17:55 PM  

cedarpark: The shock to the arabs was not that that the females had genitalia, it was that the genetalia was 'complete'.


Complete as in anatomically correct, or complete as in it didn't come out the top of her head?
 
2012-07-03 08:23:05 PM  
They know that the only appropriate way to reach orgasm is in the anus of a young boy.
 
2012-07-03 08:24:59 PM  
Kuwait International Airport recently foiled attempts by unidentified persons to smuggle sex dolls into the country for their personal use ...
Suleiman Al-Fahd said the dolls were complete with genitals.

www.gamesprays.com
 
2012-07-03 08:30:35 PM  
http://www.arabtimesonline.com/NewsDetails/tabid/96/smid/414/ArticleI D /182748/reftab/96/t/Lady-walking-nude-in-Sharq/Default.aspx

KUWAIT CITY, May 2: When an unidentified person informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior that a woman was walking nude on a street in Sharq, a police patrol was dispatched to arrest, reports Al-Rai daily.
When police arrived at the spot, they saw the woman, she was carrying a handbag but she was not nude. She was wearing skintight light brown leather pants.

5 held drunk: Police have arrested five people - three youths and two young women - for consuming alcohol, reports Al-Rai daily.
The daily quoting security sources said police saw the 'drunkards' leaving an apartment and all of them were wearing indecent clothes.
When police demanded to see their IDs, they looked nervous. Police also got the smell of alcohol from their mouths.
They were taken to the Hawalli Police Station before handing them over to the Criminal Investigation Department.

This is what tea party/ultraconservative utopia looks like
 
2012-07-03 08:31:00 PM  

cedarpark: The shock to the arabs was not that that the females had genitalia, it was that the genetalia was 'complete'.


Do inflatable sex dolls really come "complete"?

/Do not attempt to circumcise a blow-up doll
 
2012-07-03 09:07:17 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Wait'll they get a load of me!
 
2012-07-03 09:15:30 PM  

slashark: http://www.arabtimesonline.com/NewsDetails/tabid/96/smid/414/ArticleI D /182748/reftab/96/t/Lady-walking-nude-in-Sharq/Default.aspx

KUWAIT CITY, May 2: When an unidentified person informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior that a woman was walking nude on a street in Sharq, a police patrol was dispatched to arrest, reports Al-Rai daily.
When police arrived at the spot, they saw the woman, she was carrying a handbag but she was not nude. She was wearing skintight light brown leather pants.

5 held drunk: Police have arrested five people - three youths and two young women - for consuming alcohol, reports Al-Rai daily.
The daily quoting security sources said police saw the 'drunkards' leaving an apartment and all of them were wearing indecent clothes.
When police demanded to see their IDs, they looked nervous. Police also got the smell of alcohol from their mouths.
They were taken to the Hawalli Police Station before handing them over to the Criminal Investigation Department.

This is what tea party/ultraconservative utopia looks like


Well, to be fair, adult youths can get arrested for consuming alcohol in this country too.
 
2012-07-03 09:23:27 PM  
Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.
 
2012-07-03 09:28:19 PM  

slashark: http://www.arabtimesonline.com/NewsDetails/tabid/96/smid/414/ArticleI D /182748/reftab/96/t/Lady-walking-nude-in-Sharq/Default.aspx

KUWAIT CITY, May 2: When an unidentified person informed the Operations Department of the Ministry of Interior that a woman was walking nude on a street in Sharq, a police patrol was dispatched to arrest, reports Al-Rai daily.
When police arrived at the spot, they saw the woman, she was carrying a handbag but she was not nude. She was wearing skintight light brown leather pants.

5 held drunk: Police have arrested five people - three youths and two young women - for consuming alcohol, reports Al-Rai daily.
The daily quoting security sources said police saw the 'drunkards' leaving an apartment and all of them were wearing indecent clothes.
When police demanded to see their IDs, they looked nervous. Police also got the smell of alcohol from their mouths.
They were taken to the Hawalli Police Station before handing them over to the Criminal Investigation Department.

This is what tea party/ultraconservative utopia looks like


Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.


Wow. Just... wow.

AverageAmericanGuy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x599]
Wait'll they get a load of me!


Mmmmmmm, fix the hair and I'd plow him.

2.bp.blogspot.com

The face is a little off, but yum.
 
2012-07-03 09:32:47 PM  
Magic used to destroy family

KUWAIT CITY, May 27: A Kuwaiti man, whose identity has not been disclosed, has filed a complaint with the area police accusing his maid of using black magic to destroy his family, reports Al-Shahed daily.
In his complaint the Kuwaiti said he suspected his maid because she spent long hours inside the bathroom following which he confiscated from her various types of items and took her to a police station.
During interrogation the maid is said to have confessed to the charges against her.


Police detain 10 alleged Satan worshippers

KUWAIT CITY, June 8: police have arrested 10 youths from a deserted building in Sharq, reports Al-Rai daily.
According to security sources police got information that the suspects visit the building every night so they set a trap for them and arrested them although they tried in vain to escape.
During investigation, the suspects claimed they were working on a film and taking shots for a serial. However, there is no electricity in the building and moreover, they did not have any equipment to give credence to their suggestion.
When the authorities demanded to know the reason why they met at an abandoned building every night, they refused to talk.
The brigadier of the area has issued a directive to refer them to the Criminal Investigation Department.
All the evidence shows they may be Satan worshippers.
Also the Hawalli police during a security campaign have arrested 27 youngsters, male and female, reports Al-Anba daily.
According to security sources the youngsters were arrested from several suspect apartments where they usually meet to commit immoral activities in the name of social activities.


Nepalese Maid complains rape by demon

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 30: Police rushed to a house in Taima to help a panicked family whose Nepalese housemaid started acting strange all of a sudden. The woman reportedly started putting a pillow between her legs while claiming that a relative of hers sent a demon to rape her in Kuwait, reports Al-Rai daily.

Securitymen were flummoxed at the strange sight, especially as the maid started stripping her clothes on seeing securitymen, saying the monster was raping her at that moment.
According to a security source, the housemaid was referred to a police station where she was put in a cell. After a short time, she reportedly stripped her clothes again and started repeating the story of the demon. The source said she will be sent to the deportation centre.

Dead chicken leads to Indian practicing magic in his home

KUWAIT CITY, Oct 24: Police have arrested an Indian man for practicing magic inside his apartment in Hassawi, reports Al-Shahed daily.
The arrest came when the caretaker of a building in Hassawi saw dead chicken behind a building and when he inquired one of the neighbors; he said the birds were slaughtered by an Indian man as part of a ritual.
He also said the Indian was demanding each of his clients to bring a live chicken so that he could cast evil spirits from them. The caretaker of the building then complained to the owner of the building and the latter informed the police.
Acting on information police put the man under surveillance for some time and then sent him a plainclothes policeman and caught him in the act.
Police have seized from the man various types of items used in the trade, dried blood and feathers kept in copper pans.
The contraband and the sorcerer have been referred to the authorities.

AHAHAHAHAHA holy shiat.
 
2012-07-03 09:33:39 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Holy shiat you guys missed the best one:

Magic tools found on Egyptian expatriate

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 15: An Egyptian expatriate violating residency law was arrested by security operatives in Hawalli area late Saturday night, with magic-related tools in his keep.
The officers, while on patrol, had noticed the suspect inside a car at a parking lot and approached him for questioning. It was then they discovered he didn't have valid residency. The officers went ahead and conducted a check inside his car and found tools for practicing magic. He was referred to the concerned authority without delay.


Wait...tell me again why we like Saudi Arabia and hate Iran?
 
2012-07-03 10:16:48 PM  
Because the Saudis do it with a straight face.
 
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