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(Think Progress)   What year is it? GOP State Senator to host taxpayer funded event to teach women "the art of feminine presence", how to "sit, stand and walk like a model" and "walk up and down the stairs elegantly" (w/pic)   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 92
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2012-07-03 03:18:49 PM
Does every woman that attends receive a free ironing board?
 
2012-07-03 03:23:11 PM
The Victorian era of British history was the period of Queen Victoria's reign from 20 June 1837 until her death on 22 January 1901.

Culturally there was a transition away from the rationalism of the Georgian period and toward romanticism and mysticism with regard to religion, social values, and the arts. The era is popularly associated with the values of social and sexual restraint.

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Let me add this, to see if it works:

The Victorian era of American GOP history was a period from 1858 on through the early 21st century.
 
2012-07-03 03:30:20 PM
Gracefully and grandly.
 
2012-07-03 03:34:53 PM
He's cancelled the event.

Link
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 03:39:52 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-07-03 04:00:37 PM

James!: He's cancelled the event.


'Cause b*tches be hopeless.
 
2012-07-03 04:01:55 PM
What war on women? See? Republicans care a lot about helping women out.
 
2012-07-03 04:02:15 PM

WalkingCarpet: Does every woman that attends receive a free ironing board?


A gift certificate to this establishment

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2012-07-03 04:04:43 PM

Calmamity: James!: He's cancelled the event.

'Cause b*tches be hopeless.


I see you broads don't want to learn to climb stairs. FINE! Stay on the ground floor!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 04:05:51 PM
Why doesn't include sammach making technique?
 
2012-07-03 04:06:19 PM

James!: Calmamity: James!: He's cancelled the event.

'Cause b*tches be hopeless.

I see you broads don't want to learn to climb stairs. FINE! Stay on the ground floor!


In fact, get on the ground. Any position will do, really.
 
2012-07-03 04:08:12 PM
Sarah Palin will always look like she's wading upstream.
 
2012-07-03 04:16:25 PM

James!: Calmamity: James!: He's cancelled the event.

'Cause b*tches be hopeless.

I see you broads don't want to learn to climb stairs. FINE! Stay on the ground floor!


The kitchen is there. I fail to see a problem.
 
2012-07-03 04:18:05 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

OMG it's true! I can totally tell that the one in the
middle be perfect for the database application
development job I have open!
 
2012-07-03 04:21:12 PM
To be fair, it was for women from Brooklyn.
 
2012-07-03 04:26:29 PM

Diogenes: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 310x386]

OMG it's true! I can totally tell that the one in the
middle be perfect for the database application
development job I have open!


The one with her mouth open like some type of wild animal and showing visible brassiere lines? You may as well hire an orangutan.
 
2012-07-03 04:40:34 PM
"I have an MBA, have managed sales teams of 8-10 people with total territory worth $30M, and have continued to grow that territory an average of 22% for the past 3 years."

*yawn*

"I've also completely memorized Emily Post's writings."

"Well why didn't you say so? You're hired!"
 
2012-07-03 04:44:56 PM
What they need is a course to teach these women how to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior and stop being dirty whores.
 
2012-07-03 05:06:12 PM

Calmamity: James!: He's cancelled the event.

'Cause b*tches be hopeless.


[Funny]
 
2012-07-03 05:20:39 PM
So? Will they get to wear pants too?

Want to make her happy? Forever? I have one word for you: toaster.

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www.toaster.org

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2012-07-03 05:26:28 PM
Meanwhile, I shall be teaching women the art of being a slut.

/Step 1: Be named Jane
//Step 2: Be ignorant
 
2012-07-03 05:28:20 PM

edmo: So? Will they get to wear pants too?

Want to make her happy? Forever? I have one word for you: toaster.


biatches love toasters.
 
2012-07-03 05:43:53 PM

dletter: To be fair, it was for women from Brooklyn.


I came here to say this. In the spirit of Brooklyn I say FARK YOU instead.
 
2012-07-03 05:49:54 PM
cache.jezebel.com

Girl, your pussy stanks.
 
2012-07-03 05:58:55 PM
Christ, when I saw the headline I thought it was at least going to be held by one of those pearl-clutching, legs-crossed-at-the-ankles old GOP broads. Finding out it was a man holding this thing just made me [tommyleejones-newspaper.jpg].
 
2012-07-03 06:26:15 PM

vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.


Wouldn't one be a bit disturbed if a vagina smelt like Lysol?
 
2012-07-03 06:27:25 PM
The drain on brains makes fail upon the plains.
 
2012-07-03 06:27:31 PM
I am a GOP hater with the best of them, but reading the copy it didn't seem as bad as the headline made it sound.

But I guess if you consider what a dick this guy probably is, I guess it's like Ike Turner and James Brown opening a battered women's clinic.
 
2012-07-03 06:28:08 PM

Sarsin: vernonFL: [cache.jezebel.com image 500x760]

Girl, your pussy stanks.

Wouldn't one be a bit disturbed if a vagina smelt like Lysol?


Smells like fish, it's a dish, smells like cologne, leave it alone. -Jackie "F. Jackie" Martling
 
2012-07-03 06:30:16 PM
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2012-07-03 06:34:22 PM
Improper female behavior can lead to physical chastisement.

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2012-07-03 06:34:52 PM
What a
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2012-07-03 06:35:24 PM
I can't stand the GOP in general, but If there is a demand for it, what is the issue again?
 
2012-07-03 06:36:27 PM
Excuse me while I sprawl in my computer chair while wearing boy's shorts, shove my feet in some composite toe shoes* then go skipping about my business because that's how I roll.

/actually since I'm off the job right now, probably toe shoes
//I don't have to play into your idea of femininity
 
2012-07-03 06:37:07 PM
No one going to point out that a dude showing women how to walk like ladies seems a little gay?
 
2012-07-03 06:40:16 PM

Ringshadow: Excuse me while I sprawl in my computer chair while wearing boy's shorts, shove my feet in some composite toe shoes then go skipping about my business because that's how I roll.


The only "nuclear" thing women should be involved in is the family!
 
2012-07-03 06:42:05 PM

theorellior: The only "nuclear" thing women should be involved in is the family!


PFFFT Hahahahaahahahha.

I like you. You're cool.
 
2012-07-03 06:58:29 PM
www.negativland.com
 
2012-07-03 07:00:35 PM
Dammit, I was hoping to be the best catcher for the league during WWIII
 
2012-07-03 07:06:32 PM

stutte2: I can't stand the GOP in general, but If there is a demand for it, what is the issue again?


i.imgur.com

I think State Senator Liz Krueger had a few objections to it.
 
2012-07-03 07:12:10 PM

stutte2: I can't stand the GOP in general, but If there is a demand for it, what is the issue again?


It encourages women who have been dominated and repressed by condescending men to reinforce that mindset and seek ways to make themselves even more dominated and repressed. And this program of domination and repression was funded by tax dollars.

This is your report from Planet Obvious.
 
2012-07-03 07:16:56 PM
No one going to point out that a dude showing women how to walk like ladies seems a little gay?

If they didn't use a male GOP senator, how would they get the hip sway, and the smoldering "come on boys" look correct?
 
2012-07-03 07:17:38 PM

spongeboob: No one going to point out that a dude showing women how to walk like ladies seems a little gay?


Roll out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give em a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

/first thing I thought of
 
2012-07-03 07:20:40 PM
It's funny, now that you mention it...the angle that he might be gay. My first thought was, "He's looking, in the saddest, creepiest way possible, for brainless young groupies to nail."
 
2012-07-03 07:21:27 PM
It's too bad it got called off...I'd be half tempted to see how many guys here would be willing to dress in drag and show up.

Now *that* would be comedy gold.
 
2012-07-03 07:23:16 PM

NotARocketScientist: No one going to point out that a dude showing women how to walk like ladies seems a little gay?

If they didn't use a male GOP senator, how would they get the hip sway, and the smoldering "come on boys" look correct?


I really hope you meant to put a comma in there.
 
2012-07-03 07:24:34 PM
Why on earth would one go to one of these hosted by a guy?!?!?!
 
2012-07-03 07:41:38 PM

Somacandra: spongeboob: No one going to point out that a dude showing women how to walk like ladies seems a little gay?

Roll out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give em a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

/first thing I thought of

for the youngsters here is a link to youtube Link
 
2012-07-03 07:42:40 PM

Kibbler: It's funny, now that you mention it...the angle that he might be gay. My first thought was, "He's looking, in the saddest, creepiest way possible, for brainless young groupies to nail."


I think he just wants to find women he can go shopping with.
 
2012-07-03 07:53:48 PM

Ringshadow: I like you. You're cool.


Awww, thanks!
 
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