First Pic: You Are Food!
Second Pic: I love you food.

/I has the diabetus too.

Cute animals are cute.

That doesn't seem to work so well in the real world, one of our horses is always trying to stomp out our cats and the cats have been known to terrorize the chickens until they got big enough to start attacking the cats instead.

Pfft. Any taxidermist can kill baby animals and pose their hides on bendable frames with dead, glassy eyes.

If you don't take me out of this basket right this instant so help me

The internet exists solely for two things: Porn and Cat pictures.

Roughly 75% of Daily Mail's content is pussy related.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: The internet exists solely for two things: Porn and Cat pictures.

If only there was a one-stop shop that fulfilled both of these needs....

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: The internet exists solely for two things: Porn and Cat pictures.

Quick google images search for cats brings up 658 million results. That's a lot of cat pictures.

damn kitty porn!

almandot: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x449]



If you don't take me out of this basket right this instant so help me

It puts the kitten in the basket!

PUT THE FARKING KITTEN IN THE BASKET!!!

wantingout: damn kitty porn!

Ahh, automated keyword tools, you know exactly how to recommend the wrong stories (from the middle of TFA):

More...
Women cat owners are 'more likely to kill themselves' due to higher chance of infection with parasite found in feline faeces

The only good cat is a "free" cat.

"How about you pop a tic-tac before the next shoot"

KITTIES!
DUCKIES!
PUPPIES!

DAAWWWWWWWW!

Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a "free" cat.

The only good Fark troll is a "free" Fark troll.

Arg! I...I just...I can't.

I will now proceed to get lost in the cute kitty internet vortex. There goes all productivity.

The sight of cute kittens, duckies and puppies actually only serves to infuriate me even more!

Your plan has failed Daily Mail!

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a "free" cat.

The only good Fark troll is a "free" Fark troll.


AWWW. Welcome to fark.

We have a couple of cats that came with the property when we bought it. We learned of their circumstances (ie, pregnant cat birthed her litter on the property, previous owner caught the litter and had them all fixed and then re-released them on the spot to keep more breeding cats from taking up residence, the mother cat and one son remain) and we ended up calling them "Mama" and "Fluffy". I know, really deep, insightful names...

Anyway, Mama is pretty smart and might have been someone's indoor cat at one point. She likes being pet, likes playing with improvised toys, and really, really wants to come into the house (which we don't indulge, wife has allergies). She even tolerates being picked up and carried. Fluffy, her ingrate son, is kind of like Junior from Smokey and the Bandit. He can't eat canned food as he just licks it to one side of the bowl. We've owned the house more than a year and he still runs away when we go outside, and even scampers to hiding when we come out to feed them. Occasionally he'll let us pet him, but eventually he realizes that he's letting us touch him and then he hisses, flattens his ears, and runs away. Its bizarre.

Anyway, we have a particular backyard chair that Mama likes sleeping on. Sometimes we find Fluffy trying to join her, and he's almost double her size, so one or the other of them is half-falling off of the chair. Sometimes we open the back door without them waking, and when he gets startled he'll jump and knock her off the chair as he goes flying the wrong way over one of the arms. He's really strange. But, he does hunt, and has gotten roof rats and birds, so we like that part, even if he's not as friendly as his appearance would imply.

Mama is codependent. She waits at the back door until we come out and walk around the large backyard with her. She snoops into places and marks territory, and will follow us around the bulk of the yard for some time, and usually we get bored before she does. She also can't resist fresh dirt. Whenever I've dug holes for repairing sprinklers, or removing tree stumps, or doing some other kind of maintenance she has to inspect the hole and the dirt pile, and has to mark them, sometimes within seconds of my taking the shovel out. It's just ... odd...

They are a lot of fun to watch though, for maybe $80/year in dry cat food.

At top of first pic: "Awwwww"
Scroll down, see gosling's feet: "Gleh!"

/Hideous
//Freakin' Jurassic Park...

Sorry, that should have been...

WAZZUP!!!!

Dixie_Wrecked: Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a "free" cat.

The only good Fark troll is a "free" Fark troll.


AWWW. Welcome to fark.

You think you've upset me? That's just precious. Try again. Maybe call me fat this time, or insult my mother. Those always work, honest.

Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a "free" cat.

The only good Fark troll is a "free" Fark troll.


AWWW. Welcome to fark.

You think you've upset me? That's just precious. Try again. Maybe call me fat this time, or insult my mother. Those always work, honest.

No, I agree. Welcome to Fark.

/you're fat
//your mother is a slut

"Despite the menacing look in Stanley's eyes, Mr Taylor has never had any incidents where one subject ate another..."

Well, isn't that something

Yay, my first ever greenlight and there's lolcats and grammar nazis and a tiny flame war! It's like all my Christmases have come at once!

/Subby
//does anyone have any spare insulin?

Smeggy Smurf: SultanofSchwing: Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: Carlo Spicy-Wiener: Dixie_Wrecked: The only good cat is a "free" cat.

The only good Fark troll is a "free" Fark troll.


AWWW. Welcome to fark.

You think you've upset me? That's just precious. Try again. Maybe call me fat this time, or insult my mother. Those always work, honest.

No, I agree. Welcome to Fark.

/you're fat
//your mother is a slut

You're use good grammer makes me loose my mind

cant not tell if being your serious or isnt.

In case that is not cute enough
Live kitten feed!

sevenkittens

different than feeding live kittens or feeding kittens live food

NotARocketScientist: In case that is not cute enough
Live kitten feed!

sevenkittens

different than feeding live kittens or feeding kittens live food

Welp, looks like I'm done working for the day.

mazzz: Gross. Subby has spontaneous dentohydroplosion.

/This.
//Leaving satisfied.

I had to.