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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Normal Behavior: Driving naked and masturbating next to a tow truck driver on the highway. Florida: The arresting officer finds a toy gun in said driver's arse   ( divider line
    More: Florida, tow trucks, Fort Pierce, police officers, barclays, St. Lucie County, WPBF 25 News, bus drivers, highways  
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5576 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jul 2012 at 5:09 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-03 04:43:17 PM  
12 votes:
"Casey stated that he has problems..."

A predisposition towards understatement being among them
2012-07-03 03:49:48 PM  
7 votes:
It sounds as if he was packing a full arsenal.

2012-07-03 05:16:21 PM  
6 votes:
the guy has an ammo dump at home, i'm sure
2012-07-03 03:41:55 PM  
5 votes:
He was armed and dangerass?
2012-07-03 05:26:16 PM  
4 votes:
What kind of gun was it? I bet it was Browning.
2012-07-03 05:23:00 PM  
3 votes:
Thankfully the rear-volver was not loaded.
2012-07-03 05:16:22 PM  
3 votes:
He had a sweet ass gun?

2012-07-03 05:15:16 PM  
3 votes:
Are they sure it wasn't a toy assault rifle?
2012-07-03 05:15:00 PM  
3 votes:
Now that's what I call riding shotgun.
2012-07-03 05:43:51 PM  
2 votes:
he probably used Smith and Wesson.

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2012-07-03 05:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
I've driven with a Maglite up my ass.
2012-07-03 05:25:38 PM  
2 votes:
pew pew pew
2012-07-03 05:22:41 PM  
2 votes:
...from my cold, dead...ass.
2012-07-03 11:13:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-07-03 07:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
Normal? Really??

Oh, Florida, right. Carry on.
2012-07-03 06:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
Next to his ballt action?
2012-07-03 05:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, I never realized you could come up with so many puns to describe a gun in someone's ass.
2012-07-03 05:48:56 PM  
1 vote:
Bad things happen when you pack fudge with heat.
2012-07-03 05:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Oh come on, who of you have never slipped when coming out of the shower and fell on a toy gun?
2012-07-03 05:24:34 PM  
1 vote:
Real men use real guns.
2012-07-03 05:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
Hey never know when it'll come in handy
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2012-07-03 05:20:25 PM  
1 vote:
I should be in therapy for doing this? The helpful things you learn on Fark!
2012-07-03 05:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
Wha... that's where I keep mine........... what the hell is wrong w/ you people?!
2012-07-03 04:26:22 PM  
1 vote:
Was he shooting blanks?
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