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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   Normal Behavior: Driving naked and masturbating next to a tow truck driver on the highway. Florida: The arresting officer finds a toy gun in said driver's arse   (wpbf.com) divider line 63
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2012-07-03 08:14:53 PM  
If driving around naked and fapping with a toy gun up my ass is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:58 PM  
way to search lou!
 
2012-07-03 08:31:01 PM  
It would have been hilarious if he had trouble removing it from his hole-ster.
 
2012-07-03 10:03:31 PM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk

"Casey stated that he has problems..."

A predisposition towards understatement being among them


Post of the year material. YMB!
 
2012-07-03 11:06:30 PM  

traylor: So, he was just cocking his gun?


Nah... gunning his c*ck?
 
2012-07-03 11:13:36 PM  
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2012-07-03 11:20:07 PM  
Why were the police rifling around in his ass?
 
2012-07-03 11:27:45 PM  
So, really, he was just trying to reload???
 
2012-07-03 11:28:49 PM  

LittleSmitty: I gotta get out of this state, and soon. It's always been crazy, but it's getting out of hand.




no, it's getting it outta the rear end that's the problem.
 
2012-07-03 11:59:41 PM  
"The arresting officer finds a toy gun in said driver's arse. "

Rectum?

Damn near killed him!
 
2012-07-04 01:36:03 AM  
FTA: "Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said."

Contraption? That's hardly complex enough to call a contraption. I'll tell you all about contraptions...
www.steve-kane.co.uk
 
2012-07-04 01:00:44 PM  
Driving under such circumstances is sure to lead to a rear-ender or a crack-up.

Also: Florida, even when you disappoint, you never disappoint.
 
2012-07-04 01:39:24 PM  
You fished that out of his shorts Bonds? You're braver than I thought!

/not obscure
 
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