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(ABC)   Tom Cruise once again using the same lawyer he has for his previous divorces, mostly to get another punch on his loyalty card so the next one will be free   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 70
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2012-07-03 11:58:48 AM
It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.
 
2012-07-03 12:56:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.


biatchy?
HAHAHAHA
Maybe this is her present to him! FREEDOM!!!

Plus, she filed days ago.
Plus, he didnt see it coming? REALLY?

Divorce rarely happens in a vacuum.
 
2012-07-03 01:25:44 PM
Whoever said gays can't get married? Tom Cruise has been married 3 times!
 
2012-07-03 01:42:57 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.


He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.
 
2012-07-03 01:46:46 PM

DeltaPunch: Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.


Did she really miscarry?

t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-07-03 01:51:16 PM

namatad: Plus, he didnt see it coming? REALLY?

Divorce rarely happens in a vacuum.


You assume this was something that even vaguely resembled what we think of when we say "marriage."
 
2012-07-03 01:53:23 PM

Diogenes: namatad: Plus, he didnt see it coming? REALLY?

Divorce rarely happens in a vacuum.

You assume this was something that even vaguely resembled what we think of when we say "marriage."


SHUDDER
Please don't make me go there. Please don't make me go there. Please don't make me go there.
 
2012-07-03 01:55:20 PM
Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.
 
2012-07-03 02:23:11 PM
Listening to Monday's Opie and Anthony..

Wilford Brimley in Cocoon, was 50.
Link

Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages, 49.
Link

Is there something to Scientology? Fountain of youth!
 
2012-07-03 02:28:07 PM

DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.


That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?
 
2012-07-03 02:34:00 PM

vernonFL: Whoever said gays can't get married? Tom Cruise has been married 3 times!


That's nothing! Cary Grant was married four times!
 
2012-07-03 02:35:46 PM
One thing's for sure: The diminutive Thetan will NOT be blindsided again if he can help it.
 
2012-07-03 02:44:10 PM
If somewhere were to file a, say, sexual harrasment lawsuit against Cruise would they not have the right to depose Holmes and have a fairly wide latitude as to what they could ask? At which she is no longer bound by a "do not disclose" agreement and in fact be legally obligated to answer?

That might be fun to watch...
 
2012-07-03 02:49:47 PM

Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.


I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)
 
2012-07-03 02:52:31 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.

That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?


Maybe Cruise and Miscavige are the real couple in all of this.
 
2012-07-03 02:55:36 PM
I foresee more couch-jumping in the future for Tom as he zeroes in on his next concubine wife.
 
2012-07-03 03:03:17 PM
If Cruise gets divorced/married three more times, the ex-wives can get together and have a reality show called "The Six Beards of King Tom the Scientologist."
 
2012-07-03 03:04:15 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-03 03:05:50 PM

Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)


The guy they interviewed for the article I linked to said those records are not held in confidence.

It's a little insurance against former members who may embarrass them.
 
2012-07-03 03:08:03 PM

gopher321: I foresee more couch-jumping in the future for Tom as he zeroes in on his next concubine wife.


Yes - let's look toward the future. Who's eligible to by Tom's next beard (i.e., is 33)?

Jennifer Love Hewitt (TomHew?)
Claire Danes (TomAire?)
Jennifer Morrison (TommIfer?)
Felicia Day (TomDay?)
Katherine Heigl (KatTom?)

Or he could pull an Anderson Cooper:

Lance Bass (BassCruise?)

/too much time on my hands
 
2012-07-03 03:15:21 PM

AliceBToklasLives: gopher321: I foresee more couch-jumping in the future for Tom as he zeroes in on his next concubine wife.

Yes - let's look toward the future. Who's eligible to by Tom's next beard (i.e., is 33)?

Jennifer Love Hewitt (TomHew?)
Claire Danes (TomAire?)
Jennifer Morrison (TommIfer?)
Felicia Day (TomDay?)
Katherine Heigl (KatTom?)

Or he could pull an Anderson Cooper:

Lance Bass (BassCruise?)

/too much time on my hands


They need to be 33 when he divorces them, that means he needs to find someone who is either 23 or 28 now, depending on how long of a contract he goes with. I like the Julianne Hough guess that a farker in one of the other threads came up with, she's already got professional bearding experience with Seacrest and they have a plausible back story for how they got together since she was in Rock of Ages.
 
2012-07-03 03:20:50 PM
Boy that headline reads with a lot more venom if you confuse previous for precious.
 
2012-07-03 03:24:01 PM

rynthetyn: AliceBToklasLives: gopher321: I foresee more couch-jumping in the future for Tom as he zeroes in on his next concubine wife.

Yes - let's look toward the future. Who's eligible to by Tom's next beard (i.e., is 33)?

Jennifer Love Hewitt (TomHew?)
Claire Danes (TomAire?)
Jennifer Morrison (TommIfer?)
Felicia Day (TomDay?)
Katherine Heigl (KatTom?)

Or he could pull an Anderson Cooper:

Lance Bass (BassCruise?)

/too much time on my hands

They need to be 33 when he divorces them, that means he needs to find someone who is either 23 or 28 now, depending on how long of a contract he goes with. I like the Julianne Hough guess that a farker in one of the other threads came up with, she's already got professional bearding experience with Seacrest and they have a plausible back story for how they got together since she was in Rock of Ages.


Cool band name bro!
 
2012-07-03 03:35:30 PM
The truth is out. He's divorcing her to marry Anderson Cooper.
 
2012-07-03 03:37:59 PM
I googled Shelly Miscavige missing and didn't see any search results from news sites. Strange.
 
2012-07-03 03:39:43 PM

lectos: The truth is out. He's divorcing her to marry Anderson Cooper.


www.inquisitr.com

Cooper's BF is infinitely more attractive than Cruise. And I hear he's naturally Thetan-free.
 
2012-07-03 03:42:16 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.

That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-03 03:43:31 PM

lectos: The truth is out. He's divorcing her to marry Anderson Cooper.


Hasn't Coop already said some not-so-nice things about $cientology, or at least had some negative segments on it on his shows before? I swear I've seen something on his CNN show before, and I never watched it with regularity.
 
2012-07-03 03:48:23 PM

namatad: Plus, he didnt see it coming? REALLY?

Divorce rarely happens in a vacuum.


You're right, divorces usually happen because the biatch DIDN'T vacuum.
 
2012-07-03 03:50:43 PM
That's nothing! Cary Grant was married four times!

it's pretty much taken for GRANT-ed that he was BI, he wanted to marry Sophia Loren, FFS
 
2012-07-03 03:53:32 PM

Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)


But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.
 
2012-07-03 03:57:03 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: ExperianScaresCthulhu: DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.

That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x350]


That picture is both of them trying waaaay too hard at studied nonchalance.
 
2012-07-03 03:59:51 PM

rynthetyn: GreatGlavinsGhost: ExperianScaresCthulhu: DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.

That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x350]

That picture is both of them trying waaaay too hard at studied nonchalance.


If by "studied nonchalance" you mean "straight', then yes.

Totes.
 
2012-07-03 04:00:36 PM
Oh, subby. Divorce is never free. Not even for thrice divorced closeted couch jumping Psychotologists like Tom Cruise.
 
2012-07-03 04:04:58 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)

But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.


That's true. In Post-Kardashian America, it's kinda hard to imagine what would really cause "a scandal" anymore, much less a career-ender
 
2012-07-03 04:16:17 PM

Magorn: GreatGlavinsGhost: Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)

But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.

That's true. In Post-Kardashian America, it's kinda hard to imagine what would really cause "a scandal" anymore, much less a career-ender


If Scientology is registered as a religion for various legal purposes, could Katie insist that she has to be provided priest/penitent priviliges? Probably not, but it would be interesting to watch them squirm.
 
2012-07-03 04:16:26 PM

Magorn: GreatGlavinsGhost: Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)

But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.

That's true. In Post-Kardashian America, it's kinda hard to imagine what would really cause "a scandal" anymore, much less a career-ender


www.conspirazzi.com
 
2012-07-03 04:16:58 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: rynthetyn: GreatGlavinsGhost: ExperianScaresCthulhu: DeltaPunch: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

He and Kidman renewed their vows on their 10th anniversary, and he filed for divorce a month later. Also it was right after she miscarried their baby.

That was Ewan MacGregor's baby.............. allegedly. Dude's boys can't swim, unless Conner really is his son.

/if Isabella really is Miscavige's daughter with his missing wife Shelly, why was Isabella given to Cruise and Kidman?
//just how close were/are Cruise and Miscavige?

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 500x350]

That picture is both of them trying waaaay too hard at studied nonchalance.

If by "studied nonchalance" you mean "straight', then yes.

Totes.


Precisely, They're obviously over-thinking the pose in an effort to make sure nobody thinks there's more between them than just being buddies.
 
2012-07-03 04:17:01 PM

rynthetyn: That picture is both of them trying waaaay too hard at studied nonchalance.


I disagree.
 
2012-07-03 04:17:08 PM

Magorn: GreatGlavinsGhost: Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)

But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.

That's true. In Post-Kardashian America, it's kinda hard to imagine what would really cause "a scandal" anymore, much less a career-ender


Not only that, but at this point in each of their careers, a media PR war would likely help Holmes career and end Cruise's, though I'm sure there'd be no surprises from either of them.
 
2012-07-03 04:24:24 PM
I'm starting to feel less and less sorry for her. She knew what she was getting in to.
 
2012-07-03 04:29:00 PM

Tat'dGreaser: I'm starting to feel less and less sorry for her. She knew what she was getting in to.


Yeah. I'm conflicted.

I wonder how many people get stuck in cults due to arrogance - "They can't change me. I'll just pretend to go along."

In Katie's case I don't think she was arrogant, though. Just very, very naive.
 
2012-07-03 04:30:59 PM

Diogenes: Yeah. I'm conflicted.

I wonder how many people get stuck in cults due to arrogance - "They can't change me. I'll just pretend to go along."

In Katie's case I don't think she was arrogant, though. Just very, very naive.


All the cult stuff aside, she couldn't have not known he was crazy.
 
2012-07-03 04:33:54 PM

Magorn: GreatGlavinsGhost: Magorn: Diogenes: Cruise's former legal counsel, "auditor," and Scientology apostate says they'll use Katie's auditing session records against her.

I think it's only fair that Katie's team counters with Tom's Speak And Spell scores.

I've wondered about that. Legally speaking the "priest/penitent" privilege is one that can be asserted by either party, though only the "penitent" can waive it. It would seem that katie would be able to assert this privilege and keep any record of the auditing sessions from being used in the divorce.

Now could they still LEAK them to the press or something similar? Sure. Though she's well enough off tht she could hire the sort of lawyers who could really make Scientology bleed in a tort case over that (Invasion of Privacy Torts cover this sort of leaking)

But, what if she doesn't care if they leak them?

What if she told them a bunch of bullshiat? She was raised Catholic, I think she knows how and when to embellish her "confessions".

And, isn't it a duty for every actress to proclaim to have sampled one flavor of bisexuality (curiosity, affair, etc) at some point in her career?

I honestly don't know what could possibly be in her file that would be so damaging. At least not nowadays; people are likely not to give a rat's ass no matter what is leaked. Plus, i think the general public would be more sympathetic to her if the cult released/leaked anything regardless.

That's true. In Post-Kardashian America, it's kinda hard to imagine what would really cause "a scandal" anymore, much less a career-ender


Yes, you said it much better than I.

Let's start a list of things that might be in her secret paper and that are no longer scandalous:

1. homosexuality
2. bisexuality
3. cellphone photos
4. sex tape
5. drug use/abuse
6. kinky fantasies
 
2012-07-03 04:34:50 PM

Diogenes: Tat'dGreaser: I'm starting to feel less and less sorry for her. She knew what she was getting in to.

Yeah. I'm conflicted.

I wonder how many people get stuck in cults due to arrogance - "They can't change me. I'll just pretend to go along."

In Katie's case I don't think she was arrogant, though. Just very, very naive.


ThIS.
 
2012-07-03 04:37:18 PM

Tat'dGreaser:
All the cult stuff aside, she couldn't have not known he was crazy.


Katie: I'm successful from a television show and a couple of movies and can live off of my earnings more than modestly. Sure I can live well, but I want to live the ridiculously gross lifestyle of someone who makes $20 million for every movie they make. What do I need to do?
(enter Tom Cruise's publicist)
 
2012-07-03 04:50:01 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: If somewhere were to file a, say, sexual harrasment lawsuit against Cruise would they not have the right to depose Holmes and have a fairly wide latitude as to what they could ask? At which she is no longer bound by a "do not disclose" agreement and in fact be legally obligated to answer?

That might be fun to watch...


nope
spouses can not be forced to testify against each other
 
2012-07-03 04:50:04 PM

namatad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It's only his third.

FYI Wiki says his birthday in on July 3rd. Kinda biatchy of Katie to leave him right before his 50th birthday.

biatchy?
HAHAHAHA
Maybe this is her present to him! FREEDOM!!!

Plus, she filed days ago.
Plus, he didnt see it coming? REALLY?

Divorce rarely happens in a vacuum.


Unless you're a dust bunny who just found out your cheating whores of a graham cracker crumb wife was cheating on you with toenail clippings.
 
2012-07-03 04:52:12 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: Let's start a list of things that might be in her secret paper and that are no longer scandalous:

1. homosexuality
2. bisexuality
3. cellphone photos
4. sex tape
5. drug use/abuse
6. kinky fantasies


so what's left?
pedophile
necrophiliac
Scientologist
 
2012-07-03 04:54:36 PM

namatad: GreatGlavinsGhost: Let's start a list of things that might be in her secret paper and that are no longer scandalous:

1. homosexuality
2. bisexuality
3. cellphone photos
4. sex tape
5. drug use/abuse
6. kinky fantasies

so what's left?
pedophile
necrophiliac
Scientologist


cannibal? Face-eating, zombie kind?
 
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