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(Huffington Post)   Apparently, Bambi destroyed God, Bison are driving the price of gas up, and it's all part of a Federal government 4 step trail to Marxism   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 188
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2012-07-03 10:18:16 AM  
He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.
 
2012-07-03 10:19:22 AM  
WTF am I reading?
 
2012-07-03 10:22:45 AM  
I realize that we've never been immune to having nutty lawmakers from time to time, but I really don't see the benefit of making our Dale Gribbles into elected officials.
 
2012-07-03 10:30:30 AM  
This is what teabaggers actually believe. This crazy conspiratorial nonsense is at the heart of their politics.

These people are in Congress. This is what you get when you vote Republican, America.
 
2012-07-03 10:35:59 AM  
"a frequent speaker at Tea Party gatherings throughout Montana"

Holy Jebus playing a Bass Harmonica. They really are just smack-down crazy, aren't they? Not even pretending anymore.
 
2012-07-03 10:38:09 AM  
You know how they say psychotropic drugs can induce insanity in people who are already predisposed to mental problems?

I think having a black guy in the White House does the same thing for some people.
 
2012-07-03 10:42:36 AM  

what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


It's hard to follow such a Machiavellian conspiracy. Even before Walt created Bambi, a symbol of communism, Teddy Roosevelt created the national park system that denied capitalism it's God given rights to exploit God's creation. That's how long, deep and nefarious this plot is.
 
2012-07-03 10:56:20 AM  
Tea Party= crazy ass Dominionists. Without looking I know his legislative record is abortion, abortion, abortion. Maybe some bring back prayer in schools and a dash of gun rights.

If you are an actual small gov't conservative, run away and don't look back. Your Taxed Enough Already Party has been taken over from the inside by pants-on-head retarded fundies.
 
2012-07-03 10:58:12 AM  

djkutch: what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

It's hard to follow such a Machiavellian conspiracy. Even before Walt created Bambi, a symbol of communism, Teddy Roosevelt created the national park system that denied capitalism it's God given rights to exploit God's creation. That's how long, deep and nefarious this plot is.


Republicans were the original champions of Environmentalism. Truly, the TEA Party is trying to save the party from the evils of Republicanism's insidious agenda...
 
2012-07-03 10:59:30 AM  
Jesus Christ, old white people. Stop being so f*cking crazy.
 
2012-07-03 11:01:37 AM  
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
 
2012-07-03 11:03:17 AM  

PreMortem: Without looking I know his legislative record is abortion, abortion, abortion.


kinda, altho not that ambitious.
 
2012-07-03 11:04:04 AM  
his blog, "Ramblings of a Conservative Cow Doctor,"

Your blog sucks.
 
2012-07-03 11:04:12 AM  

make me some tea: WTF am I reading?


uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please
 
2012-07-03 11:05:42 AM  

some_beer_drinker: 'splain this quick please


Old man date rapes cloud.
 
2012-07-03 11:10:23 AM  
I'm moving to Montana. The crystal meth there is obviously the best in the world.
 
2012-07-03 11:34:52 AM  
Duh. I thought everybody knew this?
 
2012-07-03 11:43:01 AM  
And Cars was Pixar's socialist attempt to promote higher fuel efficiency standards.
 
2012-07-03 11:43:11 AM  
No, it was the direct to video Bambi 2 that destroyed God.
 
2012-07-03 11:59:48 AM  
He may want to avoid trashing bison, as his human god seems to like them:
i.i.com.com
Then again, he may just be anti-gay...
 
2012-07-03 12:00:13 PM  

what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


Not that this matters to a lunatic like him, but the ironic thing about his stance is that Bambi is based on an uber Christian book, in which the titular deer becomes the leader of his pack because he stumbles upon a dead man and realizes that there is a Christian God.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 12:13:07 PM  

mahuika: what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.

Not that this matters to a lunatic like him, but the ironic thing about his stance is that Bambi is based on an uber Christian book, in which the titular deer becomes the leader of his pack because he stumbles upon a dead man and realizes that there is a Christian God.


Books are Socialist.
 
2012-07-03 12:16:38 PM  

exick: I realize that we've never been immune to having nutty lawmakers from time to time, but I really don't see the benefit of making our Dale Gribbles into elected officials.


Don't blame me, I voted for Rusty Shackleford.
 
2012-07-03 12:23:25 PM  
If we had universal health care, this man might be able to get the psychological help he so clearly needs.
 
2012-07-03 12:53:18 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

IF WE DON'T CONSERVE BISON WE CANNOT HAZ BUFFALO BURGER


Asshole.
 
2012-07-03 12:57:03 PM  
See, there was a reason we drove the Bison to near extinction in the 1800's.
 
2012-07-03 01:05:39 PM  

some_beer_drinker: make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please


i.imgur.com

I think it depends on accepting certain quasi-religious axioms about American identity and nationalism to begin with. It also depends on the knowing the difference between the word "winch" and the word "wince" ; that latter term is the word he wants to use there instead of the former.
 
2012-07-03 01:09:35 PM  
i.imgur.com

This depends on the accepting the axiom that anyone in Washington DC gives a shiat about what happens in Montana besides cornholing. Dude must hate Buffalo Nickels.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 01:15:21 PM  

Somacandra: some_beer_drinker: make me some tea: WTF am I reading?

uh, yeah...some some 'splain this quick please

[i.imgur.com image 640x180]

I think it depends on accepting certain quasi-religious axioms about American identity and nationalism to begin with. It also depends on the knowing the difference between the word "winch" and the word "wince" ; that latter term is the word he wants to use there instead of the former.


Maybe he meant wench.
 
2012-07-03 01:15:26 PM  
i.imgur.com

This depends on the misunderstanding that bison are not tasty. Make bison burgers 99 cents and few people will choose beef over it. Bison is severely good eating. Nobody wants to eat a stringy nasty-ass farking wolf.
 
2012-07-03 01:30:48 PM  
You know, just when you think you could not read anything more mind bogglingly stupid from the Right, they uncover another rock layer and bring a whole new level of derp to light.
 
2012-07-03 01:33:31 PM  

vpb: Maybe he meant wench.


i.imgur.com

Well if that is the case, I have to admit I share at least one thing in common with him.....
 
2012-07-03 01:53:14 PM  

what_now: He said the first part involved Walt Disney's creation of the popular fictional deer "Bambi," which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

I..

Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


Makes sense. Think about what Winnie the Pooh did for stuffed animals. Or what Alice in Wonderland did for hookah smoking caterpillars. We are through the looking glass people!
 
2012-07-03 01:55:18 PM  
OK, let's see what the duly elected Republican is saying today...

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/also...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 01:55:27 PM  
Wait - a headline in Politics in which Bambi is not used as an epithet for Obama? How can this be? I'm so confuzzled.....
 
2012-07-03 01:59:00 PM  
i301.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 02:01:10 PM  
Authentic frontier gibberish, etc.

// yadda yadda common clay of New West...
 
2012-07-03 02:01:22 PM  
LOL TEABAGGERS
 
2012-07-03 02:02:24 PM  
Ah, gotta love the inane babbling of scared old white people.
 
2012-07-03 02:02:28 PM  

Jackpot777: [i301.photobucket.com image 450x365]


I know funny and that's funny
 
2012-07-03 02:03:15 PM  

Aarontology: This is what teabaggers actually believe. This crazy conspiratorial nonsense is at the heart of their politics.

These people are in Congress. This is what you get when you vote Republican, America.


This is also what happens when you sit out a midterm election like a moran. Especially when you saw two years' worth of idiocy from the Tea Party and still decided that voting against that nonsense wasn't a priority. Perhaps you disappointed that Obama didn't give you a unicorn and instead decided that the solution was to let the craziestake over. Yeah, you really stuck it to Obama by letting the Tea Party take over at both local and national levels.

No one gets a pass for not voting in 2010, especially if you saw what the Tea party was up to, rightfully concluded that these were idiots who would destroy America, and STILL didn't bother to vote. Yes, I'm still upset about this. No, I don't give a crap about your lame excuses. You did this, it's your fault, and I blame you.
 
2012-07-03 02:03:55 PM  
which he said allowed people to raise the stature of animals and caused the teaching of the environment in schools, which he said stopped worship of God.

How much power are you going to let these people have?
 
2012-07-03 02:04:42 PM  
Whatdahell, as long as he's pissin' off them librals, I'll give him power.
 
2012-07-03 02:05:18 PM  

InmanRoshi: Ah, gotta love the inane babbling of scared old white people.


But it's not just your crazy uncle. It's someone elected to public office. Someone who votes on laws that will affect people.
 
2012-07-03 02:05:37 PM  
jesus farking fark on a stick, I hope my tax dollars aren't paying for those drugs.
 
2012-07-03 02:06:26 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Bison behind driving up gas prices! Can't we get a street fighter to stop him?
 
2012-07-03 02:06:29 PM  
I think we've just identified a case of Mad Cow disease (Which we all know is a Marxist conspiracy started by Laurel & Hardy) spreading to a human.
 
2012-07-03 02:06:54 PM  

dickfreckle: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA.

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.


citynoise.org
 
2012-07-03 02:07:36 PM  
Honest question to American farkers:

Exactly how many of your government's elected representatives do you think are actually CLINICALLY INSANE like this guy?

It seems every other day there's a U.S. politician proclaiming something so incredibly stupid, ignorant and insane that it really is pretty baffling.
 
2012-07-03 02:08:53 PM  

make me some tea: WTF am I reading?


what_now: Yeah, never mind. I can't even.


Nothing else really needs to be said.
 
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