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(The Sun)   The Price is white   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Obvious, Katie Price, Sam Faiers, Emmerdale  
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2012-07-03 09:52:14 AM  
who?

/gives a fark?
 
2012-07-03 09:53:37 AM  
quién?
 
2012-07-03 09:54:10 AM  
Who?

*clicks link*

Nice boobs, ugly ducklipped face.

Who?
 
2012-07-03 09:56:46 AM  
Fark needs a 'Who?' tag.
 
2012-07-03 09:59:47 AM  
That's too light? Really? I was expecting something the color of my grandmother's hair.
 
2012-07-03 10:00:12 AM  
What in the holy christ's hell was that...thing?
 
2012-07-03 10:01:17 AM  
But not in the crowd I hope...
 
2012-07-03 10:07:08 AM  
I don't know what a Katie Price is, but it looks a lot like that pageant girl from a previous thread. Attn women: ducklips make you look alike.

img.thesun.co.ukwww.mopo.ca
 
2012-07-03 10:07:13 AM  
Who is Katie Price? A former Page 3 topless model, who has since moved on to be a general media personality and attention whore.
 
2012-07-03 10:10:19 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul:
Nice boobs, ugly ducklipped face.



virturl.com
 
2012-07-03 10:10:37 AM  
Whom?
 
2012-07-03 10:12:02 AM  
Why am I supposed to give a shiat, other than coming in here and saying this?
 
2012-07-03 10:13:42 AM  

PYROY: Fark needs a 'Who?' tag.


Yep. They should put it right next to the direct link to Google.

www.celeblifestyle.info
 
2012-07-03 10:15:00 AM  
So I asked Katie Price............
So I asked katie Price.................

Got any grapes??
 
mhd
2012-07-03 10:16:25 AM  
A failed dye job? Oh cry me a river Jordan...
 
2012-07-03 10:16:57 AM  
UK Stripper Barbie is pouting? Awwwww.
 
2012-07-03 10:19:12 AM  

strangeguitar: So I asked Katie Price............
So I asked katie Price.................

Got any grapes??


That's it if you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get too close!
Katie Price said, "Adios!"
 
2012-07-03 10:25:55 AM  
I can't be the only one who thought this would be about Vanna White?
 
2012-07-03 10:29:19 AM  

strangeguitar: So I asked Katie Price............
So I asked katie Price.................

Got any grapes??


Thanks for the earworm.

/till the very next day....
 
2012-07-03 10:31:51 AM  
I thought it would be a story about Drew Carey getting a bad dye job.

I have no idea who this is and after seeing the pouty, duck face about freaking hair, I can't care less.
 
2012-07-03 10:32:24 AM  
It is, however, an astoundingly shiatty dye job with traces of orange.
 
2012-07-03 10:33:03 AM  
The 33-year-old was wearing one of her own KP Equestrian T-shirts, with the slogan "Horses are like chocolates - one is never enough."

I...wha...huh?
 
2012-07-03 10:33:13 AM  
White people problems...
 
mhd
2012-07-03 10:33:27 AM  
So nobody on fark knows her. She truly is a mysterious girl.
 
2012-07-03 10:45:31 AM  
In old english speak

She be a roight old slaaaggg from London town! (with massive threpnee bits and a flange you could fling a hotdog down.)
 
2012-07-03 10:48:35 AM  
so ahh.. on the side of the page is a link to Bar Rafaeli in a wet tee shirt contest but I'm at work. Someone should probs submit on that....

/just sayin'
 
2012-07-03 10:52:04 AM  

ruetheday69: I can't be the only one who thought this would be about Vanna White?



You're not. In fact,I was crestfallen on finding out that it wasn't about her.
 
2012-07-03 10:55:20 AM  

Apos: ruetheday69: I can't be the only one who thought this would be about Vanna White?


You're not. In fact,I was crestfallen on finding out that it wasn't about her.


mmmmm... Vanna...
www.probertencyclopaedia.com

had this poster
 
2012-07-03 11:00:34 AM  

LonMead: Apos: ruetheday69: I can't be the only one who thought this would be about Vanna White?


You're not. In fact,I was crestfallen on finding out that it wasn't about her.

mmmmm... Vanna...
[www.probertencyclopaedia.com image 409x600]

had this poster


Mmmm,mmmm,mmmm. If only I could boast about owning that.
 
2012-07-03 11:03:03 AM  
The price is wrong, biatch!
 
2012-07-03 11:08:46 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: who?

/gives a fark?


Someone who Sodomized her MMA ex-husband with a wine bottle:

LINK
 
2012-07-03 11:31:20 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: strangeguitar: So I asked Katie Price............
So I asked katie Price.................

Got any grapes??

That's it if you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don't get too close!
Katie Price said, "Adios!"


Brilliant! +1
 
2012-07-03 11:43:57 AM  
Never heard of her, and she's blind as fark. That's not even close to white, let alone bleach blonde.
 
2012-07-03 11:57:04 AM  
thednetworks.com

oblig?
 
2012-07-03 12:34:27 PM  

SultanofSchwing: [thednetworks.com image 610x685]

oblig?


Thanks was looking for that.
 
2012-07-03 01:17:53 PM  

Riotboy: Whom?


A former "model" that was kinda hot in her early days, but now just looks for attention by showing off her ginormous impants (NSFW)

And with all the facial plastic surgery, she looks about as vapid as you'd expect after hearing her talk.
 
2012-07-03 01:20:57 PM  
Funny, I'm usually the one to post 'Who?', but I guess she's been around long enough that I remember her, and others have forgotten. Or something like that.
 
2012-07-03 01:43:57 PM  
Came for the horse/chocolate jokes.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-07-03 02:10:50 PM  
Jordan used to be hot.

then she turned retarded and had too much plastic surgery

now she looks like a circus freak
 
2012-07-03 02:15:09 PM  
eww, she's fugugly
 
2012-07-03 02:34:41 PM  
Headline of the year!

I typed that as sarcastically as I could.
 
2012-07-03 02:38:04 PM  
Katie Price has the potential to be hot, but ever since she got those monster fake tits, she looks like she's built like a box. She's one of those unfortunate women for whom big tits don't make them look more womanly, it makes them look like they have linebacker shoulders and zero curves. it turns them apple shaped, not hourglassed.

She needs to get rid of the orange spray tan and the fake tits. She'd look really pretty with her brunette hair, if she did. But............ she makes money off being a literal whore with cooch shots for the paps. Like electrolytes, that's what dudes crave, though, so more power to her.
 
2012-07-03 02:40:04 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Jordan used to be hot.

then she turned retarded and had too much plastic surgery

now she looks like a circus freak


Jordan's the chick with the coke spoon for a nose, right? Her nose is scary.
 
2012-07-03 04:05:24 PM  
Butterface.
 
2012-07-03 05:15:49 PM  
Her hair actually looks pretty good. Her face, on the other hand, looks as plastic as her boobs.
 
2012-07-03 06:08:30 PM  
WTF is wrong with her face??
 
2012-07-04 05:22:04 PM  

pion: Her hair actually looks pretty good. Her face, on the other hand, looks as plastic as her boobs.


Oh, FFS, she's just fishing for compliments. She doesn't really think it looks bad, she just wants attention and isn't honest enough to say "Here's a recent photo of me I think I look good what do you think?"

See item 2.
 
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