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(TMZ)   Katie Holmes is regretting that whole prenup thing right about now, but at least she won't have to live a lie any longer   (tmz.com) divider line 94
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2012-07-03 10:34:48 AM
HAHA she has a kid! The prenup isn't worth the paper it's printed on. True her alimony may be limited but what the prenup holds back in payment the child support will more than make up for.

Unless the Church of Scientology can get Tom full custody. And if they can get a court to award full custody to a father then they really are all powerful.
 
2012-07-03 10:51:30 AM
It's something that you need to have, 'cause when she leave yo' ass she gonna leave with half.
 
2012-07-03 11:20:13 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: HAHA she has a kid! The prenup isn't worth the paper it's printed on. True her alimony may be limited but what the prenup holds back in payment the child support will more than make up for.

Unless the Church of Scientology can get Tom full custody. And if they can get a court to award full custody to a father then they really are all powerful.


This is, if she has evidence that he was going to send Suri to Sea Org, that'll be a huge roadblock for him
 
2012-07-03 11:43:03 AM

ArkAngel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: HAHA she has a kid! The prenup isn't worth the paper it's printed on. True her alimony may be limited but what the prenup holds back in payment the child support will more than make up for.

Unless the Church of Scientology can get Tom full custody. And if they can get a court to award full custody to a father then they really are all powerful.

This is, if she has evidence that he was going to send Suri to Sea Org, that'll be a huge roadblock for him


CoS is denying that story outright. Link

Apparently you MUST be 16 to sell your soul to Hubbard (with parental consent of course).
 
2012-07-03 12:25:42 PM
Don't they live in California? If so, isn't she entitled to half of what they earned during the marriage? A pre-nup can shield what he had before the marriage but not what he pulled down during it. As far as I can tell she hasn't earned anything during their wedded bliss.
 
2012-07-03 12:26:40 PM
$15-$20 million is peanuts?
 
2012-07-03 12:26:52 PM
I'm sure she's hurting for money.
 
2012-07-03 12:28:28 PM
I wish you and Suri all the best,Katie.
 
2012-07-03 12:32:38 PM

Wellon Dowd: Don't they live in California? If so, isn't she entitled to half of what they earned during the marriage? A pre-nup can shield what he had before the marriage but not what he pulled down during it. As far as I can tell she hasn't earned anything during their wedded bliss.


She's giving up filing in CA (money) for filing in NY (better shot at protecting their kid from the Cult of Scientology). Smart woman.
 
2012-07-03 12:36:11 PM
She just needs to write the tell all book that reveals his awesome freakiness. Tom and the scientologists will pay her 100 million to keep that book off the shelves.
 
2012-07-03 12:38:45 PM

Loucifer: She just needs to write the tell all book that reveals his awesome freakiness. Tom and the scientologists will pay her 100 million to keep that book off the shelves.



My guess is she signed a giant NDA when she married Cruise that would open her up to a massive (and unfortunately legitimate) lawsuit should she ever talk about the innerworkings of their marriage and Tom's insanity. Doesn't mean she can't still hold it over her head in the form of "anonymous leaks" to the press should she not get what she wants.
 
2012-07-03 12:39:10 PM
She will get child support, because that is Suri's right, not hers, and Suri didn't sign onto shiat.
 
2012-07-03 12:39:22 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-07-03 12:42:34 PM
 
2012-07-03 12:45:29 PM
It's almost like Tom knew they would eventually divorce, particularly when she's 33. Good on her for getting the hell out of that.
 
2012-07-03 12:50:12 PM
I'm not buying this line that Holmes isn't getting anything. If we don't see her quickly selling the most interesting stories about his gayness and/or Scientology's extreme weirdness then we know she landed eight-figures easily because the tabloids are hitting her with seven-figure offers to blab.
 
2012-07-03 12:51:42 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Loucifer: She just needs to write the tell all book that reveals his awesome freakiness. Tom and the scientologists will pay her 100 million to keep that book off the shelves.


My guess is she signed a giant NDA when she married Cruise that would open her up to a massive (and unfortunately legitimate) lawsuit should she ever talk about the innerworkings of their marriage and Tom's insanity.


Unless she gets a Judge to strike down the NDA.

What reason? Do they need one?

It would just be fun to see Cruise's lawyers squirm trying to get it up the appeal process.
 
2012-07-03 12:51:59 PM

Juel1979: Wellon Dowd: Don't they live in California? If so, isn't she entitled to half of what they earned during the marriage? A pre-nup can shield what he had before the marriage but not what he pulled down during it. As far as I can tell she hasn't earned anything during their wedded bliss.

She's giving up filing in CA (money) for filing in NY (better shot at protecting their kid from the Cult of Scientology). Smart woman.


That makes sense.
 
2012-07-03 12:56:57 PM
Well, if she likes intense nutjobs then Mel Gibson is looking for a wife...
 
2012-07-03 01:17:50 PM
Screw the money. Get the kid the hell away from Tom before the Sea Org comes calling.

Nice to finally see Office of Special Affairs's goon squad on the farking cover of major newspapers. Katie's got some damaging shiat on Scientology, stuff they really don't want public.
 
2012-07-03 01:24:38 PM
Eedddie approves
 
2012-07-03 01:29:11 PM
Headline:Katie Holmes is regretting that whole prenup thing right about now"

FTFA:and sources connected with Katie tell us it's just fine with her.
 
2012-07-03 01:34:04 PM

scottydoesntknow: ArkAngel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: HAHA she has a kid! The prenup isn't worth the paper it's printed on. True her alimony may be limited but what the prenup holds back in payment the child support will more than make up for.

Unless the Church of Scientology can get Tom full custody. And if they can get a court to award full custody to a father then they really are all powerful.

This is, if she has evidence that he was going to send Suri to Sea Org, that'll be a huge roadblock for him

CoS is denying that story outright. Link

Apparently you MUST be 16 to sell your soul to Hubbard (with parental consent of course).


Why wouldn't they deny it? It makes them look bad. They also denied they broke into government offices and tried to set people up on terrorism charges and fake insanity lockups, but it was true.
 
2012-07-03 01:44:33 PM
She has "talent"? Really?
 
2012-07-03 01:48:11 PM
Cool, now I can finally get some sleep.
 
2012-07-03 01:51:01 PM

buntz: Tom Cruise Crazy


That was pretty funny. I'm going to pass that one around.
 
2012-07-03 01:52:27 PM

Shirley Ujest: She has "talent"? Really?


You never saw The Gift?
 
2012-07-03 01:59:45 PM
Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.
 
2012-07-03 02:02:18 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.


mbembe she was in love...
 
2012-07-03 02:17:30 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.



o_O
 
2012-07-03 02:19:53 PM
i49.tinypic.com

Cute little guy.
 
2012-07-03 02:21:21 PM
*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM ***
 
2012-07-03 02:22:45 PM
Cute little guy.

LOL
 
2012-07-03 02:23:22 PM

Shirley Ujest: She has "talent"? Really?


Well, she did pretend to be the loving wife to a completely straight man for years ...
 
2012-07-03 02:23:47 PM

gunga galunga: Shirley Ujest: She has "talent"? Really?

You never saw The Gift?


Maybe her best role to date;it's definitely Keanu's best.

She wasn't too bad in Disturbing Behavior,either.
 
2012-07-03 02:25:00 PM

KwameKilstrawberry: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.

mbembe she was in love...


Lies. (Unless mean 'in love with fame'/'a list status') Upward mobility for cute biatches with short shelf lives: marry into it (see also CZJ). Still I feel bad for her, because no one should have to go through the cult shiat... but she chose that path intentionally for herself and her baby.
 
2012-07-03 02:26:16 PM
Headline fail.

Says in the article she's happy with it, she has lots of money and likes to work.. I'm sure she's just happy to be out of that sham.
 
2012-07-03 02:27:11 PM
Sooooooo, there's going to be threads about this divorce every day for the rest of my farkin' life, isn't there?

/Just askin'
 
2012-07-03 02:27:25 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.


Are your hands asleep?
 
2012-07-03 02:28:34 PM
Three-chambered peanuts? Those are pretty rare
 
2012-07-03 02:39:16 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.


Are you using a banana to type on your smartphone?
 
2012-07-03 02:57:59 PM
The CoS must be really busy now w their celeb members....Travolta has gone the ghey...Will Smith's wife got busy with a Hispanic man....and Tom Cruise, oh well.

Maybe the spaceships will come and take them away
 
2012-07-03 03:00:07 PM
Let's play a game. FTFA:

We've learned {..} is long, tight and stacked in Tom's favor.
 
2012-07-03 03:04:30 PM

DancingElkCondor: The CoS must be really busy now w their celeb members....Travolta has gone the ghey....Will Smith's wife got busy with a Hispanic man


*Record scratch*


You mean her onscreen dalliance with Marc Anthony in HawthoRNe,right?
 
2012-07-03 03:07:10 PM
I've read too much Harry Potter because every time I see CoS my mind goes to the Chamber of Secrets not the Church of Scientology. Although the Church may have a basilisk in the basement to keep Xenu company.
 
2012-07-03 03:07:28 PM

Killer Cars: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.

Are you using a banana to type on your smartphone?


close.

i975.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 03:14:42 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ha, fark that dumb biatch. She married a and father with a psychopath, she mbembe what she was in for.


Did you fall and can't get up? Want me to call 9-1-1 for you?
 
2012-07-03 03:35:26 PM

gremlin1: I've read too much Harry Potter because every time I see CoS my mind goes to the Chamber of Secrets not the Church of Scientology. Although the Church may have a basilisk in the basement to keep Xenu company.


I see Robert Jordan's Crown of Swords...
 
2012-07-03 03:38:57 PM
Katie Holmes will be getting virtually nothing from Tom Cruise by way of $$$$ because their prenup cuts her out of his fortune ...

So what? She's probably fairly wealthy all on her own... She is a legit actress after all.
 
2012-07-03 03:47:15 PM
Ya know, he really must have done a number on her. Practically every picture I see of her she is looking down, like she has totally lost any self confidence she used to have.
 
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