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(Townhall)   Who does President Barack Obama think he is that he can change the wording of the Declaration of Independence?   (townhall.com ) divider line
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2012-07-03 09:22:22 AM  
"are endowed by their Creator Mohammed with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO
 
2012-07-03 09:23:22 AM  

BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO


You don't know much about Islam, do you.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:40 AM  
I tried to read it. I did.

People know that the Declaration of Independence is NOT a governing document, right?

Right?!
 
2012-07-03 09:28:06 AM  

BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO


This just might be the most moranic thing you have ever posted.

And for you, that's saying something.
 
2012-07-03 09:29:33 AM  
Thanks a lot, "President" Islama.
 
2012-07-03 09:31:54 AM  
It's called "paraphrasing."
 
2012-07-03 09:32:27 AM  

Tor_Eckman: This just might be the most moranic thing you have ever posted.


Nah, that's not even in the top ten.
 
2012-07-03 09:32:29 AM  

HawgWild: I tried to read it. I did.

People know that the Declaration of Independence is NOT a governing document, right?

Right?!


Sure it is. It's Constitutionally required that we follow it. Where else would we get the 1st Amendment from?
 
2012-07-03 09:32:53 AM  
Next step: when "President" Bar-aq Hussein Al-Bama starts rotating all federal buildings - symbols of Amercian pride like the formerly-known-as "White" House, the FBI Hedaquarters and the Department of Agriculture - so they face Mecca, then clearly the time has come to launch impeachment proceedings.
 
2012-07-03 09:33:54 AM  
Hey Townhall- what does the second amendment say?

/betcha they would respond "the right of the people to bear arms shall not be infringed"
 
2012-07-03 09:35:18 AM  
this thread is now a 'nixon, you dolt' contest.
 
2012-07-03 09:35:26 AM  
President B. Epatha Muslimson is at it again.
 
2012-07-03 09:36:42 AM  
We get it, he's not a creationist.
 
2012-07-03 09:38:14 AM  
clearly he should have recited the entire declaration.
 
2012-07-03 09:39:00 AM  

PreMortem: We get it, he's not a creationist.


Made me smile.
 
2012-07-03 09:41:13 AM  
Who does shriveled old crone Phyllis Schlafly think she is that he can change the definitions in the encyclopedia and rewrite history?
 
2012-07-03 09:41:42 AM  

BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed Allah with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO

 
2012-07-03 09:42:22 AM  

BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO


If you've ever wondered why no one takes you seriously, I think you just gave yourself a huge clue.
 
2012-07-03 09:42:58 AM  

jehovahs witness protection: BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed Allah with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO


And another turd drops into the bowl.
 
2012-07-03 09:45:11 AM  
That link is the dumbest thing I will read on the Internet all day, followed in a close second by the Boobies of this thread.
 
2012-07-03 09:48:44 AM  
He's an Atheist now?

Was he reading the Declaration or simply paraphrasing part of it?

Subby, you are a dumb fark. Plain and simple.
 
2012-07-03 09:49:18 AM  
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2012-07-03 09:49:26 AM  

Diogenes: jehovahs witness protection: BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed Allah with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO

And another turd drops into the bowl.


you know, those two derps replying to each other almost created a singularity of derp that sucked all the internet into it.
 
2012-07-03 09:52:11 AM  

Diogenes: If you've ever wondered why no one takes you seriously, I think you just gave yourself a huge clue.


Stop trying to shout down his opposing "opinion" you big jerk :(
 
2012-07-03 09:53:50 AM  
Hey lady, stop pretending like the rest of us have to respect your lunacy. Go believe whatever fool thing you want to and leave us out of it.
 
2012-07-03 09:57:36 AM  
You sad sad little fark!
 
2012-07-03 10:05:25 AM  
Oooh, a BillCo thread!!

Hey, hey BillCo, did you know that Obama was aboard the flight that smashed into the WTC towers? He actually parachuted out, but he used his time machine to edit all of the video footage so nobody can tell it was him.
 
2012-07-03 10:08:56 AM  

InfamousBLT: Oooh, a BillCo thread!!.


You sound butthurt. Here, this one is on me.

www.majhost.com
 
2012-07-03 10:12:03 AM  

Diogenes: BillCo: "are endowed by their Creator Mohammed with certain unalienable rights."

FTFO

If you've ever wondered why no one takes you seriously, I think you just gave yourself a huge clue.


Oh, he feels a raging clue coming on.
 
2012-07-03 10:13:06 AM  

BillCo: InfamousBLT: Oooh, a BillCo thread!!.

You sound butthurt. Here, this one is on me.

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Yes, we know it's on you.
 
2012-07-03 10:17:36 AM  
Is it 2010 again?
 
2012-07-03 10:17:42 AM  
freepermod strikes again.

I am so fricken tired of daily troll threads. It'd be great if everyone else got over it and quit responding, but these things are like hit counter gold. And now I'm helping by responding to it too.

Troll threads: What powers the internet other than porn.
 
2012-07-03 10:18:30 AM  

cmunic8r99: Is it 2010 again?

 
2012-07-03 10:34:34 AM  

Diogenes: Who does shriveled old crone Phyllis Schlafly think she is that he can change the definitions in the encyclopedia and rewrite history?


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2012-07-03 10:35:50 AM  
Strange that people of faith are so threatened by their perception of how faithful other people are.
 
2012-07-03 10:43:22 AM  
to be fair, he does use this paraphrasing all the time. i think it's a wonderfully subtle troll and salute our president for being so diligent with it.
 
2012-07-03 10:44:56 AM  
Darth Hussein Obama has altered the Declaration of Independence. Pray he does not alter it further.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 10:45:46 AM  
That is about as retarded as I expected. He wasn't trying to recite it, he was referring to two of the concepts in it. You might as well complain that he left out life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
 
2012-07-03 10:47:41 AM  

vernonFL: Darth Hussein Obama has altered the Declaration of Independence. Pray he does not alter it further.


Give up, America. Obama has the high ground. You can't win.
 
2012-07-03 10:47:45 AM  

vpb: That is about as retarded as I expected. He wasn't trying to recite it, he was referring to two of the concepts in it. You might as well complain that he left out life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.


except, isn't every other word in his quote directly from the text? it would be like if he said "life, and the pursuit of happiness"
 
2012-07-03 10:49:04 AM  
You can rest assured that any internet article written by some old white woman named "Phyllis" is going to be chock full o' derpy goodness.

Also, this is, once again, obligatory.
 
2012-07-03 10:50:05 AM  
No way am I giving a TownHall link an extra count. So what... did he just paraphrase a statement from the DoI?
 
2012-07-03 10:50:16 AM  
Someone point out to Conservatives where Jesus or assault rifles are mentioned in the DoI or the Constitution.
 
2012-07-03 10:50:50 AM  
Does this guy see the irony in citing "one nation under god" in an article about how fartbama wants to change things? Of course not because he writes for tardhall
 
2012-07-03 10:51:16 AM  
Who does President Barack Obama think he is that he can change the wording of the Declaration of Independence? be black?
 
2012-07-03 10:51:22 AM  
And everyone knows that when landed white people in the 18th century said "Creator", they meant Republi-Jesus, Supply Side Messiah.
 
2012-07-03 10:51:28 AM  
The level of stupid made my head hurt. I hate you, Subby.
 
2012-07-03 10:51:40 AM  
"are endowed by their with certain unalienable rights."

Well that just doesn't flow well.
 
2012-07-03 10:51:41 AM  

vpb: That is about as retarded as I expected. He wasn't trying to recite it, he was referring to two of the concepts in it. You might as well complain that he left out life liberty and the pursuit of happiness.


Is that like when the GOP-led Congress left out parts of the Constitution when they read it (to create jobs) on the floor?
 
2012-07-03 10:51:59 AM  
"all men are created equal, that each of us are endowed with certain inalienable rights."

That's called "paraphrasing", Phyllis, you farking nitwit
 
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