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(WPTV)   Naked man goes on rampage though crowded streets, does ninja flips and ignores stun gun shocks by police. In other words, your average Monday in Indianapolis. (amazing video)   (wptv.com) divider line 65
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2012-07-03 09:24:08 AM
I would like to know if it's possible to watch one of these bystander-made videos without hearing the recorded comments of the film-maker and his friends and thinking they all sound like a pack of braying jackasses. It doesn't even matter what they're saying or how they're saying it. They always sound like idiots, and their commentary always ends up ruining the video.

Remember this, folks, if you ever find yourself recording something like this. Just shut the hell up and record it. If your friends start to speak, shut them up, too. You'll be doing them and yourselves a favor.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:06 AM
No reports of attempted cannibalism,so bath salts can be ruled out.

He probably had a coke and a smile.
 
2012-07-03 09:25:46 AM
I dunno. I think this woman would kick his ass.

Link
 
2012-07-03 09:27:16 AM
Mom?
 
2012-07-03 09:27:23 AM
So just when is this going to get serious enough that we finally have some federal controls for Bath Salts huh?
 
2012-07-03 09:27:38 AM
Repeat.
 
2012-07-03 09:28:20 AM
Thankfully we were all treated to the musings of Walter Cronkite Jr, who just happened to be filming at the time. His additions of phrases like "PSHAW, NO WAAAY!" and "HE'S LIKE A NINJA!" only add value and depth to what is an otherwise already compelling story.
 
2012-07-03 09:28:24 AM
Zombie Ninjas?

The article actually freaking says Zombie Ninjas?

Holy crap
 
2012-07-03 09:29:11 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like to know if it's possible to watch one of these bystander-made videos without hearing the recorded comments of the film-maker and his friends and thinking they all sound like a pack of braying jackasses. It doesn't even matter what they're saying or how they're saying it. They always sound like idiots, and their commentary always ends up ruining the video.

Remember this, folks, if you ever find yourself recording something like this. Just shut the hell up and record it. If your friends start to speak, shut them up, too. You'll be doing them and yourselves a favor.



Yeah, but JJ Abrams took the braying off camera buddies to a whole 'nother level. No one is going back now.
 
2012-07-03 09:29:25 AM
You should have seen the nunchuck he was waving around.
 
2012-07-03 09:30:13 AM
PLEASE GO BACK TO NAKED LAND
 
2012-07-03 09:31:15 AM
So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?
 
2012-07-03 09:32:22 AM

ShadowLAnCeR: So just when is this going to get serious enough that we finally have some federal controls for Bath Salts huh?


Who said this had anything to do with bath salts? Who said any of these high-profile stories had anything to do with bath salts? Time and time again the toxicology reports show they didn't have it in their system. Quit eating up sensationalism with a spoon.
 
2012-07-03 09:32:28 AM
This sucked on the video tab last week, now it's oon the main page? F*ck!
 
2012-07-03 09:32:38 AM
That guy was awesome. and surely got his arse handed to him back at the station.

:56 sec the fun begins.
 
2012-07-03 09:34:24 AM

Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?


zombie's don't wear clothes
remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified
and that makes him a what
 
2012-07-03 09:36:27 AM

ShadowLAnCeR: So just when is this going to get serious enough that we finally have some federal controls for Bath Salts huh?


I believe that it was reported that he had smoked spice, or some other fake marijuana drug. Unless this is another naked guy in Indianapolis.
 
2012-07-03 09:37:17 AM
Jason Lee has really let himself go...
 
dwg
2012-07-03 09:38:52 AM

Crewmannumber6: This sucked on the video tab last week, now it's oon the main page? F*ck!


Yes, but we identified the city.. Time for a rehash!
 
2012-07-03 09:40:09 AM
Best part isat :57 when he slaps the fark out of that cop. That must have been a ridiculously strong slap to knock the cop back so far and make such an audible noise.
 
2012-07-03 09:40:37 AM

Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?


QFT. Also, why is this guy a hero? He's a prick.
 
2012-07-03 09:41:09 AM
www.figurerealm.com
 
2012-07-03 09:42:21 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?


remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified


Some historians believe Jesus may have been wearing a wool vest during his crucifixion and that his love for vests may have been what landed him on the cross instead of simple jail time.
 
2012-07-03 09:43:22 AM

ChimpMitten: ShadowLAnCeR: So just when is this going to get serious enough that we finally have some federal controls for Bath Salts huh?

I believe that it was reported that he had smoked spice, or some other fake marijuana drug. Unless this is another naked guy in Indianapolis.


I hear he was an abuser of Di-hydrogen monoxide too.
That's probably why the taser malfunctioned.

dl.dropbox.com

/Getting tazered nude.
/Risk taking an electrified probe to the balls.
/Not worth it.
 
2012-07-03 09:43:54 AM
Naked man, Naked man
Friendly neighborhood Naked man
Getting dressed - such a chore
Look at me - attention whore!

Look out! Here comes a Naked man
 
2012-07-03 09:44:02 AM

11Casey: Repeat.

 
2012-07-03 09:44:13 AM
barnesbeats.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-03 09:44:43 AM
Pathetic caucasian ninja thread?

www.extafilm.com

Or zombie ninja thrad?

www.buyzombie.com
 
2012-07-03 09:45:39 AM
the woman in the orange dress seems totally nonchalant
 
2012-07-03 09:46:26 AM
Naked man, naked man
does whatever a ninja can
acts real weird, slaps a cop
Don't think anyone can make him stop
look out
here comes a naked man.
 
2012-07-03 09:51:12 AM

PYROY: Jon iz teh kewl: Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?


remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified


Some historians believe Jesus may have been wearing a wool vest during his crucifixion and that his love for vests may have been what landed him on the cross instead of simple jail time.


Stephen Harper is Jesus?!??!?!!??!?
 
2012-07-03 09:52:43 AM
Looks like he got away!

He really knocked the F out of that one officer. You can hear the strike echo off the building.
 
2012-07-03 09:55:40 AM
he took down 2 cops!
 
2012-07-03 09:57:02 AM
I found that video beautiful.
 
2012-07-03 09:59:25 AM
Damn you Porous Horace.
 
2012-07-03 09:59:48 AM

Pocket Ninja: I would like to know if it's possible to watch one of these bystander-made videos without hearing the recorded comments of the film-maker and his friends and thinking they all sound like a pack of braying jackasses. It doesn't even matter what they're saying or how they're saying it. They always sound like idiots, and their commentary always ends up ruining the video.

Remember this, folks, if you ever find yourself recording something like this. Just shut the hell up and record it. If your friends start to speak, shut them up, too. You'll be doing them and yourselves a favor.


Whatever your device, there is a little volume control thingy. You can learn to make use of it by enrolling in my master class: The Volume Thingy and You. I will be conducting a follow up class on how to adjust this thingy prior to watching videos, and listening to Nickelback songs.
 
2012-07-03 10:02:13 AM
Must've been a pimp, 'cuz that slap had both conviction and force behind it, so much so that the cop got confused and started heading back to the corner to make his Big Daddy some money.
 
2012-07-03 10:05:22 AM
Incidentally, did anyone see the sideline about the 400lb woman getting cited for indecent exposure?
 
2012-07-03 10:07:34 AM

s2s2s2: Pocket Ninja: I would like to know if it's possible to watch one of these bystander-made videos without hearing the recorded comments of the film-maker and his friends and thinking they all sound like a pack of braying jackasses. It doesn't even matter what they're saying or how they're saying it. They always sound like idiots, and their commentary always ends up ruining the video.

Remember this, folks, if you ever find yourself recording something like this. Just shut the hell up and record it. If your friends start to speak, shut them up, too. You'll be doing them and yourselves a favor.

Whatever your device, there is a little volume control thingy. You can learn to make use of it by enrolling in my master class: The Volume Thingy and You. I will be conducting a follow up class on how to adjust this thingy prior to watching videos, and listening to Nickelback songs.



The point, really, is that we want to hear:

1. Naked man fighting and screaming.
2. Cops fighting.
3. Taser tasing.
4. Other random scenario noise.

We do not want to hear:

1. "Whoa dude what the fark, whoa man like a ninja, OMG did you see that man WHOA giggle giggle laugh camera spasm WHOA"

Be a good Camera Samaritan. Hold the Fark Still. Get the Shot. Shut the Fark Up.
 
2012-07-03 10:07:56 AM
Huh...what's Vanderjagt doing back in town?
 
2012-07-03 10:13:39 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?

zombie's don't wear clothes
remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified
and that makes him a what


On bath salts?
 
2012-07-03 10:17:14 AM

ZzeusS: s2s2s2: Pocket Ninja: I would like to know if it's possible to watch one of these bystander-made videos without hearing the recorded comments of the film-maker and his friends and thinking they all sound like a pack of braying jackasses. It doesn't even matter what they're saying or how they're saying it. They always sound like idiots, and their commentary always ends up ruining the video.

Remember this, folks, if you ever find yourself recording something like this. Just shut the hell up and record it. If your friends start to speak, shut them up, too. You'll be doing them and yourselves a favor.

Whatever your device, there is a little volume control thingy. You can learn to make use of it by enrolling in my master class: The Volume Thingy and You. I will be conducting a follow up class on how to adjust this thingy prior to watching videos, and listening to Nickelback songs.


The point, really, is that we want to hear:

1. Naked man fighting and screaming.
2. Cops fighting.
3. Taser tasing.
4. Other random scenario noise.

We do not want to hear:

1. "Whoa dude what the fark, whoa man like a ninja, OMG did you see that man WHOA giggle giggle laugh camera spasm WHOA"

Be a good Camera Samaritan. Hold the Fark Still. Get the Shot. Shut the Fark Up.


Yeah, but:

Nobody ever appreciates the good cameraman. Remember the Seattle cop who punched the lights out of the obnoxious Shaniqua friend of that jaywalker? The camera guy did a great job and he got no applause, thus no attention. Nobody ever talks about the poor cameraman unless he is not up to snuff or fraks up. If everyone followed your principle, there would be no laugh track and people like Ryan Seacrest, Bob Saget and talent judges would be out of jobs. The rolling Bill and Ted-like commentary makes me feel part of the action.
 
2012-07-03 10:17:17 AM
My favorite part is the cops reaction to being biatchslapped. I swear I could hear that fat pussy pig sobbing.
 
2012-07-03 10:18:15 AM
Proud
 
2012-07-03 10:20:40 AM
He's a real naked man
Dancing in his naked land
Sharing all his nakedness
with everybody

Doesn't have a lot of clothes
Drinks right from the garden hose
Doesn't he have bits like you and me?

Naked man, please listen
Everywhere that you're pissin'
Naked man, the world is not your can!

He's as nude as he can be
Don't look or you just might see
Naked man, in all of his glory

Naked man, don't worry
Swagger nude, no hurry
Naked man, would you like
Someone to lend a hand?
 
2012-07-03 10:21:05 AM

Samtallica: Jason Lee has really let himself go...


My thoughts exactly. That, or this guy was the inspiration for "My Name is Earl."
 
2012-07-03 10:21:23 AM

ZzeusS: Be a good Camera Samaritan. Hold the Fark Still. Get the Shot. Shut the Fark Up.


Don't be a douche. When this stuff is happening it's spur-of-the-moment. Expecting people to on the fly act like professional cameramen is not only unrealistic, it's just douchey. It smacks of the rampant sense of entitlement that today's youth has.

Just be glad we can even capture this stuff.
 
2012-07-03 10:39:31 AM
Most epic back-handed slap ever.
 
2012-07-03 10:41:01 AM
How in the world did the girl in the red dress practically ignore this whole incident?
 
2012-07-03 10:43:17 AM

Slam Dunkz: ZzeusS: Be a good Camera Samaritan. Hold the Fark Still. Get the Shot. Shut the Fark Up.

Don't be a douche. When this stuff is happening it's spur-of-the-moment. Expecting people to on the fly act like professional cameramen is not only unrealistic, it's just douchey. It smacks of the rampant sense of entitlement that today's youth has.

Just be glad we can even capture this stuff.


Don't even need to watch the vid to see someone get biatch slapped...got one right here.
 
2012-07-03 10:45:51 AM

Porous Horace: Naked man, Naked man
Friendly neighborhood Naked man
Getting dressed - such a chore
Look at me - attention whore!

Look out! Here comes a Naked man


♫ Naked Man, Naked Man ♫
♫ Naked Man hates Street-cop Man ♫
♫ Street-cop get slapped; Naked Man wins ♫
♫ Naked Man... ♫
 
2012-07-03 10:46:13 AM
MUAD' DIB


/he was on the Spice
 
2012-07-03 10:52:00 AM
/.

Zukipilot: Jon iz teh kewl: Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?

zombie's don't wear clothes
remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified
and that makes him a what

On bath salts?


I have one more for ya. Zombies do not exist.
 
2012-07-03 11:12:06 AM
 
2012-07-03 11:19:05 AM

angryjd: /.Zukipilot: Jon iz teh kewl: Zukipilot: So any drug crazed asshole, acting a fool is now deemed a Zombie?

zombie's don't wear clothes
remember Jesus didn't wear a shirt when he was being crucified
and that makes him a what

On bath salts?

I have one more for ya. Zombies do not exist.


Ever been in an Apple store... might change your mind...

/I jest, of course
 
2012-07-03 11:26:26 AM
What did the five fingers say to the FACE?!

/c'mon farkers, you be slippin'
 
2012-07-03 11:36:15 AM
My favorite part of the video was the really drunk twenty five year old guys in suits who kept wandering up too close to the action to get a good luck. Yeah, we know you haven't seen another man's penis up close since you graduated university and moved out of the frat house two years ago, but let the cops do their damned jobs without getting your stupid drunk ass in the way.
 
2012-07-03 11:50:26 AM
I am going to watch that when I get home.

Also the Damn Zombies are getting close to where I live now.
 
2012-07-03 11:54:39 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 12:07:34 PM

kobrakai: ShadowLAnCeR: So just when is this going to get serious enough that we finally have some federal controls for Bath Salts huh?

Who said this had anything to do with bath salts? Who said any of these high-profile stories had anything to do with bath salts? Time and time again the toxicology reports show they didn't have it in their system. Quit eating up sensationalism with a spoon.


I heard from my cousin's roommate's uncle's brother-in-law that he was on the reefer.
 
2012-07-03 12:16:31 PM
I actually enjoyed the idiotic hooting and commentary. It adds a little pizzazz to the video, not that it needed much to begin with.

Can you imagine being this guy at ever damn family get-together FOREVER? As soon as he shows up, somebody's going to bring up that video and say "hey! Look at this video of Uncle Dan doing the naked ninja moves after getting tazed by the police like a dozen times."

Still, that must have been fun as hell. It's not every day that you get to run away from the police, naked, high, and cackling like a complete lunatic. Good times, man. Good times.

Also, seems appropriate.
 
2012-07-03 12:24:36 PM

kcfarker: red


Watch closely. She was trying to leave but, a cop was blocking her path.

/I'm betting she's the reason dude flipped out.
 
2012-07-03 12:39:44 PM
Last week's headline on the video tab was much better

Naked man travels from the future to save mankind, gets tasered into submission
 
2012-07-03 12:56:30 PM

Stinkyy: Nobody ever appreciates the good cameraman. Remember the Seattle cop who punched the lights out of the obnoxious Shaniqua friend of that jaywalker? The camera guy did a great job and he got no applause, thus no attention. Nobody ever talks about the poor cameraman unless he is not up to snuff or fraks up. If everyone followed your principle, there would be no laugh track and people like Ryan Seacrest, Bob Saget and talent judges would be out of jobs.


You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2012-07-03 01:05:53 PM

trappedspirit: Stinkyy: Nobody ever appreciates the good cameraman. Remember the Seattle cop who punched the lights out of the obnoxious Shaniqua friend of that jaywalker? The camera guy did a great job and he got no applause, thus no attention. Nobody ever talks about the poor cameraman unless he is not up to snuff or fraks up. If everyone followed your principle, there would be no laugh track and people like Ryan Seacrest, Bob Saget and talent judges would be out of jobs.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


Heh, outside of Fark, most Americans need to be coached when to emote.
 
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