Pot cookies can make your toddler take a 20 hour nap? Can I get the recipe please?

Is our children napping?

OMG MASSIVE OVERDOSE IN A SMALL CHILD OF THIS VERY DANGEROUS ILLEGAL DRUG RESULTS IN: a long nap.

It hardly seems possible to take an anti-pot message away from this.
Don't leave your stuff out when kids are around. This applies to tools, knives, chemicals, appliances, and millions of other things you shouldn't let kids have access to but you don't go to jail for having or using. There is a middle ground here people, it's right there. Do you see it?

Charlie Chingas: Celerian: TrainingWheelsNeeded: that is scary as hell but if that didn't OD the toddler then pot may be relatively safe in correct dosages.

No one has ever OD'ed on Marijuana.

I can, with 100% faith, assure you that the marijuana was not what caused the toddler to sleep for 20 hours.

I can also, with 100% faith, assure you that marijuana was not the cause of the Florida zombies.

I have my bets on marijuana being laced with something much more psychotropic, like PCP.

Which makes Marijuana a gateway drug and should continue to be illegal. And yes, plenty of people have OD'ed on Marijuana: Amy Winehouse, Marylin Monroe, Chris Farley, John Belushi. All Marijuana overdoses.

According to the coroner those were all just heart failure. (Except Marylin Monroe. She was murdered.) Cause celebrities never do drugs. and it's not a gateway drug. i know tons of stoners that have smoked pot for years and never touched something harder.

My daddy beats my mommy
My mommy clobbers me
My grandpa is a commie
My grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a mustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious no wonder I'm a mess

/pushes tea is 1950s for pushes pot ie teapot
/NOT obscure

My grandma never had pot cookies lying around the house. Just fig Newtons. Lots of fig Newtons . . .

YOU SUCK GRANDMA!

/kids these days

MyNameIsMofuga: Pot cookies can make your toddler take a 20 hour nap? Can I get the recipe please?

This. Sounds like the suspended animation chamber I've been dreaming about for my three kids.

This is why they should never legalize marijuana. It is a dangerous drug. They should all be prosecuted for child endangerment. The federal government should just start prosecuting state Governor's whose state's have legalized that dangerous drug. Praise Jesus.

/am I doing it right?