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(Lynn Daily Item)   When your girlfriend enters the police station she has officially escaped and you have to stop chasing her   (itemlive.com) divider line 19
    More: PSA, police stations, kitchen knife, girlfriend, Officer Raymond Therrien, Constantine Greven  
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2012-07-03 01:56:38 PM
4 votes:
I don't give a fark about a restraining order. If I'm in love with a woman, then no stupid piece of bureaucratic shiat paper is going to keep me away from her. I've found that women get overwhelmed with all the attention I want to give them -- calling them to see where they are, testing them to make sure they're faithful, toughening them up emotionally and physically. Sometimes they just need to get away for a little while, which makes my cabin upstate a perfect place for them to unwind. Don't get me wrong - I'm not some sort of possessive maniac. If she wants to leave, and proves it to me, then I will let her go, though no one will ever love her and she's going to be miserable without me.
2012-07-03 01:32:27 PM
3 votes:
The alleged victim, who had an active restraining order against Greven that ended today, chose not to renew the order during a District Court hearing Monday.

Yeah, he just chased you into a police station while brandishing a large knife. He probably got it all out of his system.
2012-07-03 10:37:26 AM
3 votes:
"Today is a good day to die. I'm not going back to jail, someone is going to die"

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2012-07-03 10:00:19 AM
3 votes:
Did she throw her hands up and yell base?!?!


If not, I'm so grabbing her
2012-07-03 09:26:31 AM
3 votes:
Of course you have to stop chasing her, it's in the rules. Now if someone tags her out, then you can start chasing again.
2012-07-03 02:09:39 PM
2 votes:

trappedspirit: It was a miss, but not one of those missed by a mile kind of misses, but rather a near miss.


"I miss her sometimes"
--Jeffery Ross

I ran into my girlfriend the other day.
I backed up to make sure I hit her.

I miss her sometimes.
2012-07-03 01:18:47 PM
2 votes:
Was her name Amy?
2012-07-03 09:21:24 AM
2 votes:
says you. get her i will.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-03 05:30:56 PM
1 votes:
theichii

I had a comma there originally. I deleted it because I use too many commas in headlines and there have been complaints.

/submitter
2012-07-03 03:43:58 PM
1 votes:

lunchinlewis: wkiernan: FTA: "delivered several knee strikes to his midsection"

A hah ha ha ha ha

There's gotta be a video, all police stations have video cameras, right?

Hopefully it caught the belly-to-belly suplex that followed.



I haven't seen a good ole belly-to-belly suplex executed in a long time.

In case anyone was wondering, Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka was the greatest wrestler of all time. Of all time.

/end threadjack
2012-07-03 02:29:37 PM
1 votes:
Not if you're playing Calvinball
2012-07-03 02:19:45 PM
1 votes:
Base!
2012-07-03 02:19:18 PM
1 votes:
Was she, perhaps, on Washington Street at the time?
2012-07-03 02:15:17 PM
1 votes:
https://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&q=26+Washington +St.+lynn+massachusetts&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x89e36d2106f6dcdd:0x14f88c 6fa93714fb,26+Washington+St,+Lynn,+MA+01904&gl=us&ei=XzTzT6nfBZL6rAH8p 9iJCQ&ved=0CAgQ8gEwAA

It's about a mile from this guys house to the Police station. She couldn't out pace this guy on a bike? Or did she go on foot once the guy had a knife, and going full Darwin in the process?

There is a lot more to this story than appears in that article.
2012-07-03 02:09:55 PM
1 votes:
Washington St., you say?
2012-07-03 02:01:36 PM
1 votes:

what_now: The alleged victim, who had an active restraining order against Greven that ended today, chose not to renew the order during a District Court hearing Monday.

Wait...what?


Well, considering how well her existing restraining order worked...
2012-07-03 01:46:38 PM
1 votes:

chionophile: Sybarite: BurnShrike: Greven went inside and retrieved the knife, and then "swung it wildly, nearly missing her and her bike."

So he hit her. A near miss is a hit.



So when you hear that two airplanes had a near miss, you assume they hit each other?

"A near miss" and "nearly missing" are not the same thing...


This - like a dead snake and a deadly snake.
2012-07-03 01:26:34 PM
1 votes:
If the police station wasn't declared 'safe' before hand, he broke no rules.

In my games, the only rule is that there is no knife swinging on holy ground.
2012-07-03 10:15:19 AM
1 votes:

BurnShrike: Greven went inside and retrieved the knife, and then "swung it wildly, nearly missing her and her bike."

So he hit her. A near miss is a hit.



So when you hear that two airplanes had a near miss, you assume they hit each other?
 
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