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(Lynn Daily Item)   When your girlfriend enters the police station she has officially escaped and you have to stop chasing her   (itemlive.com) divider line 106
    More: PSA, police stations, kitchen knife, girlfriend, Officer Raymond Therrien, Constantine Greven  
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2012-07-03 11:52:16 PM

Baelz: She waited patiently on her bike while this guy runs into the house to rummage through his kitchen to find a knife. Yaaaa right.

Hope this guy gets a good Lawyer, and his neighbors come forward about this chick. No way she is innocent in all this. You don't accidentally ride up to your violent, ex-con, ex-boyfriends house on your bike and innocently stop to hang out and wait to be innocently chased into a police station.


They have cars in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts too, you know. A mile is just about the distance someone in a bike can get before someone else has time to grab their keys, jump in a car, and run them down.
 
2012-07-04 12:10:21 AM
"1,2,3, get off my father's apple tree!"
 
2012-07-04 02:16:17 AM
Maybe she was worried they wouldn't renew the restraining order, so she went over there to bait him into doing something stupid and he granted her wish, with a freaking vengeance.
 
2012-07-04 02:20:43 AM

Baelz: Map of Lynn

, Lynn

City of Sin. You never go out the way you came in.
 
2012-07-04 02:47:11 AM

spentmiles: I don't give a fark about a restraining order. If I'm in love with a woman, then no stupid piece of bureaucratic shiat paper is going to keep me away from her. I've found that women get overwhelmed with all the attention I want to give them -- calling them to see where they are, testing them to make sure they're faithful, toughening them up emotionally and physically. Sometimes they just need to get away for a little while, which makes my cabin upstate a perfect place for them to unwind. Don't get me wrong - I'm not some sort of possessive maniac. If she wants to leave, and proves it to me, then I will let her go, though no one will ever love her and she's going to be miserable without me.


You're such a romantic, no wonder I farkied you in cyan blue. #1.
 
2012-07-04 04:10:31 AM

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Came for this. Am leaving satisfied...
 
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