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(Bleacher Report)   It's the return of the Great American Bash Dusty Rhodes takes on Tully Blanchard in a cage match, Sam Houston vs Steve Regal, and a Two-Ring King of the Hill Battle Royal. No? It's just a Live Smackdown on ScyFy 8pm/et?   (m.bleacherreport.com) divider line 1169
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2012-07-03 07:54:45 AM
HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!
 
2012-07-03 10:08:15 AM
Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...

www.midatlanticgateway.com

www.obsessedwithwrestling.com

pwa.wrestlingx.net

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-03 12:50:13 PM
HE GOIN' TO DA PAY WINDA!
 
2012-07-03 12:52:16 PM
man, this was greened uber early.
 
2012-07-03 12:55:48 PM
I'm going to try to find as many instances of Dusty going insane as I can now. Crazy Dusty is best Dusty.

/Amerrrrrrrrrrican Dreeeeeeeeeaaaaam
 
2012-07-03 12:57:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 12:58:22 PM
Sacrelige.
 
2012-07-03 12:59:26 PM
P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do
 
2012-07-03 01:00:23 PM
 
2012-07-03 01:06:36 PM
Take a CCR song and say it like Dusty and you have an 80s Dusty Rhodes NWA promo.

"Eye thee...a bad moon...on the risin....FAW HATHMEN!!!...eye thee trouble comin yaw way"
 
2012-07-03 01:12:51 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS Cena Cats.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do


/FTFY
 
2012-07-03 01:13:02 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...

[www.midatlanticgateway.com image 236x330]

[www.obsessedwithwrestling.com image 500x573]

[pwa.wrestlingx.net image 330x380]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x513]


*hang head*

You are missed.
 
2012-07-03 01:16:08 PM
Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.

Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.
 
2012-07-03 01:20:14 PM
Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...

[www.midatlanticgateway.com image 236x330]

[www.obsessedwithwrestling.com image 500x573]

[pwa.wrestlingx.net image 330x380]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x513]

*hang head*

You are missed.


Well, only the top two are gone... Grizzly Smith died in 2010, Davey Boy Smith died in 2002. However, J.T. Smith, and Sam Houston (aka Michael Smith, son of Grizzly Smith, brother of Jake Roberts (Aurelian Smith) and Rockin' Robin Smith) are both still alive, as are Jake and Robin.


Also, Speaking of Grizzly and his progeny, you could really say that the Smith family provided us with a lot of great moments over the years. Grizzly was also a booker in WCW, and was responsible for a lot of Cactus Jack's run. And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals. And Robin... well, she botched America The Beautiful at Wrestlemania V.

The Smith family... they had a tremendous impact wherever they were.
 
2012-07-03 01:21:25 PM
Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.

Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.


Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.
 
2012-07-03 01:21:31 PM
British Bulldog was one of my favorite wrestlers. I loved that press he had and the Union Jack was a cool addition. I cried when I found he died.

/not really, but my 12 yr old self did.
 
2012-07-03 01:23:25 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.

Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.

Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.


I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.
 
2012-07-03 01:24:18 PM
FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
 
2012-07-03 01:27:19 PM
Rwa2play: I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.

"And then Mid-South tried challenging me and I squashed them."
 
2012-07-03 01:28:07 PM
Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.


Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.
 
2012-07-03 01:31:22 PM
Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.

Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.


Okay cool. Thanks.
 
2012-07-03 01:31:44 PM
Rwa2play: FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.

Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.

Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.

I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.


The good news is the matches will get released on DVD and the internet, and either Classics on Demand or WWE Network will probably make use of the weekly shows to fill their programming needs.

The documentaries are secondary. But the matches and shows? That's the goldmine.
 
2012-07-03 01:32:48 PM
Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.


Aren't he and Sam Houston cousins?
 
2012-07-03 01:34:32 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.

Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.

Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.

I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.

The good news is the matches will get released on DVD and the internet, and either Classics on Demand or WWE Network will probably make use of the weekly shows to fill their programming needs.

The documentaries are secondary. But the matches and shows? That's the goldmine.


True. Then again, there's always YouTube.
 
2012-07-03 01:35:16 PM
Orgasmatron138: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.

Aren't he and Sam Houston cousins?


Half-brothers.

Didn't you read my small tribute to the Smith clan and their great works up above?
 
2012-07-03 01:37:26 PM
Orgasmatron138: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.

Aren't he and Sam Houston cousins?


Half-brothers. Rockin' Robin is also his half-sister.
 
2012-07-03 01:37:56 PM
Gunny Highway: Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.

Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.

Okay cool. Thanks.


IIRC his more heelish persona was started around the time he was in Florida and helped Kevin Sullivan win a loser-leaves-town match with Dusty in a cage. It was further developed when he was the "jewel" of Paul Ellering's "Legion of Doom" stable w/ the Road Warriors and King Kong Bundy
 
2012-07-03 01:39:31 PM
Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.

Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.

Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.

Okay cool. Thanks.

IIRC his more heelish persona was started around the time he was in Florida and helped Kevin Sullivan win a loser-leaves-town match with Dusty in a cage. It was further developed when he was the "jewel" of Paul Ellering's "Legion of Doom" stable w/ the Road Warriors and King Kong Bundy


Yeah, unlike the crap WWE comes out with, a real DID YOU KNOW is that Jake and King Kong Bundy were original members of the Legion of Doom before Hawk and Animal split off solo as the Road Warriors.
 
2012-07-03 01:40:37 PM
I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.
 
2012-07-03 01:43:24 PM
OH, THEYS GONNA BE A THLOBBERKNOCKUH TONIGHT, TONY SHAHVONNEE!!!!! I DO BELIEVE THERE'TH A CLUBBERIN' UP AHEAD, IF YOU WI-YALL!!
 
2012-07-03 01:44:17 PM
"It's The Great American Bash Brain!"

"The 100 meter Olympic Trails?"

"No that's the Great American Dash."

"Wowie Maui?"

"Nope, that's the Great American Hash."

"That dead singer from Kingsland, Arkansas?"

"Uh, uh, that's the Great American, Cash."

"Kim Kardashian?"

"Kim Kardashian Brain?"

"Oh sorry, Monsoon, that's the Great Armenian Gash."

"WILL YOU STOP?"
 
2012-07-03 01:44:52 PM
verbaltoxin: I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.

Besides being one of the best interviews and a very credible worker, even though he had a potbelly and knobby knees, Jake could have been a great booker. In fact, the reason he left WWF in 1992 is rumored to be that after Pat Patterson was fired in the wake of the ringboy scandals, Jake went to Vince and requested to come off the road as a fulltime wrestler and finally join the booking crew in Pat's old spot. Vince said no, so Jake quit. And after that, Jake's career really went to shiat.

When he came back in '96 as Religious Jake, he was again part of the booking crew. But, his "personal demons" led to things not working out, and that's where we see him in Beyond The Mat.
 
2012-07-03 01:45:27 PM
Mid South, Georgia Championship Wrestling and Florida Championship Wrestling.

What the hell happened?! Why are these places mark central now?
 
2012-07-03 01:46:48 PM
verbaltoxin: I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.

Becoming a drug addict doesnt mean you didnt have a good mind for what you were doing before that.
 
2012-07-03 01:47:26 PM
verbaltoxin: Mid South, Georgia Championship Wrestling and Florida Championship Wrestling.

What the hell happened?! Why are these places mark central now?


WCW.

Eve though they were technically a global company, WCW was still based out of Georgia, and their hotbed was the old Mid-Atlantic territory (VA, SC, NC, GA, FL). And WCW torched those areas and salted the earth in their final years.
 
2012-07-03 01:47:49 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, unlike the crap WWE comes out with, a real DID YOU KNOW is that Jake and King Kong Bundy were original members of the Legion of Doom before Hawk and Animal split off solo as the Road Warriors.

This. That was a pretty feared stable back then because of who was involved.

verbaltoxin: I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.

I would assume that "having a good mind for the business" was knowing how to tell a story in and out of the ring. A real good feud with two or more people that knew how to push the audience's buttons got fans into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" mode when the match was set.

That's why I love a lot of the Southern-based promotions: they *knew* how to push the right buttons to a feud. Mid-Atlantic, GCW, CWF, Bill Watts' Mid-South pretty much wrote the book on it.
 
2012-07-03 01:50:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: Mid South, Georgia Championship Wrestling and Florida Championship Wrestling.

What the hell happened?! Why are these places mark central now?

WCW.

Eve though they were technically a global company, WCW was still based out of Georgia, and their hotbed was the old Mid-Atlantic territory (VA, SC, NC, GA, FL). And WCW torched those areas and salted the earth in their final years.


I was a mark for WCW International. WCW logic always amused me. World Championship Wrestling needed an "international" division. Any excuse to keep that belt around and give Vince the finger, I suppose.

But yes it's pretty telling that the only thing going in the South is TNA. NWA Wilside was around for a while but Bill Behrens ditched it to work for the Jarretts. It's been pretty scarce though.
 
2012-07-03 01:50:43 PM
So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
 
2012-07-03 01:53:25 PM
Due to wildfires, they are doing Raw/Smackdown tapings both on Monday next week so don't expect much wrestling (less than normal). I'm on vacation all week so good luck without me.
 
2012-07-03 01:57:38 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "It's The Great American Bash Brain!"

"The 100 meter Olympic Trails?"

"No that's the Great American Dash."

"Wowie Maui?"

"Nope, that's the Great American Hash."

"That dead singer from Kingsland, Arkansas?"

"Uh, uh, that's the Great American, Cash."

"Kim Kardashian?"

"Kim Kardashian Brain?"

"Oh sorry, Monsoon, that's the Great Armenian Gash."

"WILL YOU STOP?"


Apparently, taco bell doesnt like when you do spit takes in their restaurant. Thanks for helping me find this out, Bobby. Stay Classy.
 
2012-07-03 02:01:48 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "It's The Great American Bash Brain!"

"The 100 meter Olympic Trails?"

"No that's the Great American Dash."

"Wowie Maui?"

"Nope, that's the Great American Hash."

"That dead singer from Kingsland, Arkansas?"

"Uh, uh, that's the Great American, Cash."

"Kim Kardashian?"

"Kim Kardashian Brain?"

"Oh sorry, Monsoon, that's the Great Armenian Gash."

"WILL YOU STOP?"


Oh my GOD, LMFAO @ this whole thing but lost my shiat at "Great Armenian Gash". +10 internets to you good sir!
 
2012-07-03 02:08:24 PM
I wonder if tonight could get to 1004 posts. Are there enough people around/alive/with accounts to make it work?

I miss a JFSP Cena rundown.....could we get one in honor of our country?
 
2012-07-03 02:08:35 PM
TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.

geek-news.mtv.com

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-03 02:08:43 PM
So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
 
2012-07-03 02:08:45 PM
Also, speaking of Davey Boy Smith earlier...

This was Davey and Dynamite Kid in the early 80s...

www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com

Here they are in '86

i1151.photobucket.com

Steroids, eh?

And it took its toll. Dynamite wound up a cripple, and his cousin Davey Boy wound up dead.

And it made him do some crazy shiat. If you look around the 'net, you can find the book written by Diana Hart-Smith, with all the horrible allegations of various things like guns, roofies, rape, suicide attempts... Although Miss Hart-Smith now says she regrets writing the book.

Davey Boy and Diana's son, David Hart-Smith was in the WWE for a while as part of the Hart Dynasty, and was involved with both TNA's Ring Ka King and a new Stampede for a while.
 
2012-07-03 02:10:35 PM
verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(
 
2012-07-03 02:12:26 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(


That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.
 
2012-07-03 02:14:35 PM
verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.


JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
 
2012-07-03 02:15:54 PM
verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

Get thee to twitter. Speaking of twitter, currently trending is:

#JohnCenaInspiredUsInSoManyWays

Also currently trending is:

Blow Me

Is it possible one is constantly being used in response to the other? ;-)

Also, if we had hashtagged all the tweets we have tweeted today as a collective group, I am quite sure we could have got #fWc trending or something.
 
2012-07-03 02:16:35 PM
verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

FYI, you aren't going to

I just want to know who the other matches are going to be if they are doing a 20 man battle royale. It would be great if the BR went for an hour, I'd be down with that. Winner is Smackdown's GM because supposedly Monday will have a big name that can only do one night.

Who knows what "Big Name" for WWE means....maybe the hot chick from Suits (fight amongst yourself who that is)
 
2012-07-03 02:16:44 PM
TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.

JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.


I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.
 
2012-07-03 02:18:11 PM
hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

Get thee to twitter. Speaking of twitter, currently trending is:

#JohnCenaInspiredUsInSoManyWays

Also currently trending is:

Blow Me

Is it possible one is constantly being used in response to the other? ;-)

Also, if we had hashtagged all the tweets we have tweeted today as a collective group, I am quite sure we could have got #fWc trending or something.


I"m at work and while the firewall doesn't block Twitter, content filters royally f*ck it up as to make the site useless.
 
2012-07-03 02:18:55 PM
hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

Get thee to twitter. Speaking of twitter, currently trending is:

#JohnCenaInspiredUsInSoManyWays

Also currently trending is:

Blow Me

Is it possible one is constantly being used in response to the other? ;-)

Also, if we had hashtagged all the tweets we have tweeted today as a collective group, I am quite sure we could have got #fWc trending or something.


You guys crack me up.

But the stories sound like there is an invasion angle in the Fark threads these days.

#LessAWingMoreFarking
 
2012-07-03 02:22:55 PM
TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.

I thought we had agreed it was a Slamjack botch
 
2012-07-03 02:24:58 PM
Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.

I thought we had agreed it was a Slamjack botch


Tonight's thread for the 4th; not last nights
 
2012-07-03 02:25:59 PM
TheManofPA: Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.

I thought we had agreed it was a Slamjack botch

Tonight's thread for the 4th; not last nights


Oh. My bad. Carry on then.
 
2012-07-03 02:29:04 PM
verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.

JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.

I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.


Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)
 
2012-07-03 02:29:17 PM
Hoping for ADR to win the GM spot tonight so we can be treated to a SmackDown where the guy "booking" the matches speaks Spanglish the entire show

/evil, I know
 
2012-07-03 02:29:52 PM
hobblekitty: Get thee to twitter. Speaking of twitter, currently trending is:

#JohnCenaInspiredUsInSoManyWays

Also currently trending is:

Blow Me

Is it possible one is constantly being used in response to the other? ;-)


Suddenly I'm inspired to blow John Cena.
 
2012-07-03 02:31:14 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do


JEFF HARVEY

How much does this guy weigh?
 
2012-07-03 02:33:23 PM
hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.

JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.

I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.

Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)


I should you favorite guys but what color? FNB gots grey, anyone wanna join the Grey Cup?
 
2012-07-03 02:36:10 PM
eddievercetti: hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.

JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.

I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.

Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)

I should you favorite guys but what color? FNB gots grey, anyone wanna join the Grey Cup?


I read that as the "Ghey Cup"......

Anyone want to guess who is GM for Smackdown? Probably a heel right, I like the Del Rio thing.

I'll be disappointed when as per usual, they don't do the smart thing of: Heel wins GM and doesn't book himself in a WWE title match AFTER the champ has already wrestled.
 
2012-07-03 02:39:30 PM
TheManofPA: Anyone want to guess who is GM for Smackdown? Probably a heel right, I like the Del Rio thing.

Teddy gets both shows this week, playa. He's already promised Aksana and Cesaro vs Layla and Khali.
 
2012-07-03 02:40:37 PM
KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Anyone want to guess who is GM for Smackdown? Probably a heel right, I like the Del Rio thing.

Teddy gets both shows this week, playa. He's already promised Aksana and Cesaro vs Layla and Khali.


Oh, never mind. Didn't know the stips for the battle royal tonight.
 
2012-07-03 02:41:46 PM
robsul82: HE GOIN' TO DA PAY WINDA!

Man, another bad story for Sean Payton, not sure if it will make the sports tab, figured I'd give ya the heads up
 
2012-07-03 02:42:31 PM
Sports tab?
 
2012-07-03 02:43:29 PM
eddievercetti: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do

JEFF HARVEY

How much does this guy weigh?


*CZW airhorn*
 
2012-07-03 02:44:23 PM
everybody tell WWE to STOP MUTING THE farkING CROWD
that is all
 
2012-07-03 02:47:40 PM
KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Anyone want to guess who is GM for Smackdown? Probably a heel right, I like the Del Rio thing.

Teddy gets both shows this week, playa. He's already promised Aksana and Cesaro vs Layla and Khali.


I was thinking the winner of the battle royal tonight got GM duites for SmackDown next week. Could be wrong though

/either way ADR FTW
 
2012-07-03 02:49:36 PM
TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?

[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.

:(

That's how I know you have me favorited.

In your heart, where it really matters.

JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.

Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.


nykhra1 (or whatever).

Jay (nbwarhooooooo or something like it). He's treating me to a twins game and a juicy lucy dinner. That's worth a favorite in and of itself. Yet I had him favorited because he owns an Anya action figure that wears a bunny suit and has a WWF title belt on it.

Bobby and Gorilla.

I Said. Duh.

Alot of women on Fark. Because girls are cooler then guys.

Not Dougie.
 
2012-07-03 03:07:15 PM
SultanofSchwing: Sports tab?

Probably not for long.
 
2012-07-03 03:09:11 PM
FirstNationalBastard: SultanofSchwing: Sports tab?

Probably not for long.


You know, I may actually miss this question.
 
2012-07-03 03:16:34 PM
Turns out that Bruno respectfully declined his own personal ME. ME EVERYWHERE night.

It has come to our attention that someone has claimed that Bruno was unimpressed with Triple H. That is an absolutely false statement Bruno had no issue what so ever with Triple H. He liked Triple H and enjoyed their conversation but for reasons personal to Bruno he has decided not to accept the induction in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IS THE REFUSAL A REFLECTION ON TRIPLE H or his presentation or conversations with Bruno.

As has been said, he'll be inducted posthumously by his son David.
 
2012-07-03 03:26:38 PM
Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].

@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.
 
2012-07-03 03:27:03 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "It's The Great American Bash Brain!"

"The 100 meter Olympic Trails?"

"No that's the Great American Dash."

"Wowie Maui?"

"Nope, that's the Great American Hash."

"That dead singer from Kingsland, Arkansas?"

"Uh, uh, that's the Great American, Cash."

"Kim Kardashian?"

"Kim Kardashian Brain?"

"Oh sorry, Monsoon, that's the Great Armenian Gash."

"WILL YOU STOP?"


I wish I could hug this post.
 
2012-07-03 03:28:05 PM
Fisty Bum: eddievercetti: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do

JEFF HARVEY

How much does this guy weigh?

*CZW airhorn*


SUPER DRAGON!
 
2012-07-03 03:31:39 PM
Orgasmatron138: Fisty Bum: eddievercetti: Jim from Saint Paul: P-Money All $tar: HE'S GOT A BITHYCLE!!

MINUS 5 STARS.


/in before modmins realize they greened this earlier then they normally do

JEFF HARVEY

How much does this guy weigh?

*CZW airhorn*

SUPER DRAGON!


"You wanna play 21?"

"FAAAHKHH HIM!"
 
2012-07-03 03:31:49 PM
verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].

@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.


I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.
 
2012-07-03 03:32:54 PM
hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].

@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.

I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.


@FinFangFark I'm up to 26...I was shocked...SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

And after all that, I'm heading to Dennys for some pancakes...
 
2012-07-03 03:33:46 PM
hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].

@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.

I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.


Porn spammers have been trying to follow me the last three days, so I've been making use of the "report spam" feature.

But no new Farkers. :(
 
2012-07-03 03:40:22 PM
FinFangFark: hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].

@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.

I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.

@FinFangFark I'm up to 26...I was shocked...SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

And after all that, I'm heading to Dennys for some pancakes...


@godkarmachine, but I hardly ever tweet.
 
2012-07-03 03:48:33 PM
hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: SultanofSchwing: Sports tab?

Probably not for long.

You know, I may actually miss this question.


Then get back on your meds.
 
2012-07-03 03:52:14 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: SultanofSchwing: Sports tab?

Probably not for long.

You know, I may actually miss this question.

Then get back on your meds.


Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.

/calm as hindu cows yo
 
2012-07-03 03:55:41 PM
hobblekitty: Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.

/calm as hindu cows yo



Oh I know how to change that...let's get this party rockin'!!
 
2012-07-03 03:57:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"
 
2012-07-03 03:59:28 PM
FinFangFark: hobblekitty: Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.

/calm as hindu cows yo


Oh I know how to change that...let's get this party rockin'!!


Ah ha! I see you are trying to poke the bear but I will not be moved. I am like the very stone. ;-)
 
2012-07-03 04:13:47 PM
This thread needs to mellow out so...Arquette?
 
2012-07-03 04:16:56 PM
hobblekitty: Jim from Saint Paul: hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: SultanofSchwing: Sports tab?

Probably not for long.

You know, I may actually miss this question.

Then get back on your meds.

Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.

/calm as hindu cows yo


That would be some interesting milk to drink.

/from the cows you pervs
 
2012-07-03 04:20:25 PM
Ah the original Steve Regal. "Mr. Electricity" ruled.
 
2012-07-03 04:23:12 PM
verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"


After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.
 
2012-07-03 04:27:41 PM
If you could start/bring back any promotion, anywhere, and run it, what would it be called, where would it be based and how would you run it?
 
2012-07-03 04:29:41 PM
eddievercetti: This thread needs to mellow out so...Arquette?

I thought this thread was already pretty mellow.

But here's some Arquette anyways...

2.sescoops.com
 
2012-07-03 04:31:56 PM
img2.timeinc.net
David Arquette and jaden Smith.
 
2012-07-03 04:38:47 PM
someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.
 
2012-07-03 04:46:24 PM
Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.



Nah.

They almost immediately organized another tournament for Chris Candido to get the belt.
 
2012-07-03 04:51:32 PM
Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.


He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.
 
2012-07-03 04:54:03 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.

He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.


No....he's the assistant manager at a Target.
 
2012-07-03 04:59:03 PM
FinFangFark: Jim from Saint Paul: Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.

He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.

No....he's the assistant manager at a Target.


He strikes me as the one who won't wear red so people will leave him alone.
 
2012-07-03 05:01:46 PM
eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
i1257.photobucket.com

/double entndre added for good measure
 
2012-07-03 05:04:31 PM
FinFangFark: Jim from Saint Paul: Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.

He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.

No....he's the assistant manager at a Target.


Say what you will about it, but there's a solid chance he has a legit NWA belt hanging on the wall. None of us do.

Actally, IIRC, Kidman and Mysterio, Jr still have the WCW Cruiserweight tag titles because no one ever asked for them after WCW sold to WWE,
 
2012-07-03 05:15:08 PM
ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure


She was just one stumble away from making a lot of fanboys' dreams come true.
 
2012-07-03 05:15:12 PM
Orgasmatron138: FinFangFark: Jim from Saint Paul: Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.

He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.

No....he's the assistant manager at a Target.

Say what you will about it, but there's a solid chance he has a legit NWA belt hanging on the wall. None of us do.

Actally, IIRC, Kidman and Mysterio, Jr still have the WCW Cruiserweight tag titles because no one ever asked for them after WCW sold to WWE,


And Steiner has the orginal Big Gold, am i right?
 
2012-07-03 05:17:02 PM
KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure

She was just one stumble away from making a lot of fanboys' dreams come true.


Hell I would say some fangirls' dreams as well
 
2012-07-03 05:32:39 PM
ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure


Mother of god....i think heard a million kittens cry out and then silenced.
 
2012-07-03 05:55:07 PM
Orgasmatron138: Say what you will about it, but there's a solid chance he has a legit NWA belt hanging on the wall. None of us do.

Likely has an ECW belt up there too. Guy did some great work for ECW.

And honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with him being an assistant manager at Target. We all have to put food on the table somehow, and at least it means he's trying to make a life outside of wrestling for himself, even as he does set up a nostalgia tour here and a new promotion there.
 
2012-07-03 06:00:06 PM
FinFangFark: Orgasmatron138: FinFangFark: Jim from Saint Paul: Orgasmatron138: verbaltoxin: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

What I think of the "Why on sports tab, durr?" question.

"They can all kiss my ass!"

After Shane does that, you can see Scorpio pick up the NWA belt. I've always wondered if he kept it.

He heads off to his job at the grocery store deli.

No....he's the assistant manager at a Target.

Say what you will about it, but there's a solid chance he has a legit NWA belt hanging on the wall. None of us do.

Actally, IIRC, Kidman and Mysterio, Jr still have the WCW Cruiserweight tag titles because no one ever asked for them after WCW sold to WWE,

And Steiner has the orginal Big Gold, am i right?


Yep.

Swapped his cast copy for the original sometime in 2000.

The belt Vince got in the buy-out was one of those copies.

Only the real big gold has a dented top.


KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure

She was just one stumble away from making a lot of fanboys' dreams come true.


Only if they're re-doing the Giant's Cobo Hall angle with AJ.
 
2012-07-03 06:03:13 PM
ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure


Usually glasses do it for me but on Eve it's just meh.
 
2012-07-03 06:08:46 PM
strahdd: ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure

Usually glasses do it for me but on Eve it's just meh.


I assume you wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers in there though
 
2012-07-03 06:12:06 PM
eagles95: strahdd: ShiningWizard: eagles95: someone tell me if AJ will be on tonight. If not i can not say if i can make time to stream it.

I would guess...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 640x477]

/double entndre added for good measure

Usually glasses do it for me but on Eve it's just meh.

I assume you wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers in there though


Eh, if she was wearing the glasses maybe....but that's easily remedied.
 
2012-07-03 06:15:07 PM
EARLY THREAD IS EARLY
 
2012-07-03 06:16:27 PM
My day ended 10 times shiattier than it began, so I am drinking tonight, hopefully to the point of drunkenness.

I apologize in advance for the inevitable deterioration of my ability to type and/or form coherent sentences.
 
2012-07-03 06:20:48 PM
hobblekitty: My day ended 10 times shiattier than it began, so I am drinking tonight, hopefully to the point of drunkenness.

I apologize in advance for the inevitable deterioration of my ability to type and/or form coherent sentences.


um....we are kind of used to it. I brought my special decoder ring tonight to help out.
 
2012-07-03 06:25:39 PM
WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I just PREDICTED that shiat. farkin Nostradamus up in this biatch. What.

/bored
 
2012-07-03 06:28:04 PM
Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I just PREDICTED that shiat. farkin Nostradamus up in this biatch. What.

/bored


Careful... Slater actually won a match yesterday, to the shock of all and joy of... well none, I don't think.
 
2012-07-03 06:29:45 PM
When you're muting the crowd reaction as a regular thing because it doesn't go the way you want it to YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG AND SHOULD THINK ABOUT WATCHING OLD EPISODES OF THESE SHOWS FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS AND SEEING IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DID THEN THAT YOU DON'T DO NOW.

/yes, I assume Vince McMahon reads these threads himself and does things on RAW to fark with us. specifically.
 
2012-07-03 06:31:19 PM
hobblekitty: Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I just PREDICTED that shiat. farkin Nostradamus up in this biatch. What.

/bored

Careful... Slater actually won a match yesterday, to the shock of all and joy of... well none, I don't think.


To be fair, it wasn't the original Doink, so it was technically a jobber vs. not-even-a-jobber match.
 
2012-07-03 06:32:08 PM
The fact that in 2012 I have to clarify anything about Doink the Clown is just wrong.
 
2012-07-03 06:34:40 PM
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-07-03 06:39:39 PM
Anarchangel: The fact that in 2012 I have to clarify anything about Doink the Clown is just wrong.

I am admittedly one of the least knowledgeable people in the thread when it comes to the actual history of wrestling. :-) I require much explained to me. I only just found out about the Katie Vick angle about a month ago. (I'm still traumatized)

/I did know that about Doink though, I guess I just always expect Slater to be the suckiest suck that ever sucked regardless of who he is wrestling.
 
2012-07-03 06:45:50 PM
Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.


No, Sgt. Slaughter.

imageshack.us

AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
 
2012-07-03 06:46:44 PM
Captain Steroid: Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

No, Sgt. Slaughter.

[imageshack.us image 456x352]

AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!


Hacksaw and the Sarge. Go all USA! USA! USA! on him.
 
2012-07-03 06:47:41 PM
Anarchangel: hobblekitty: Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

I just PREDICTED that shiat. farkin Nostradamus up in this biatch. What.

/bored

Careful... Slater actually won a match yesterday, to the shock of all and joy of... well none, I don't think.

To be fair, it wasn't the original Doink, so it was technically a jobber vs. not-even-a-jobber match.


Yeah, Matt Bourne burned all his bridges long ago. After he was booted out, Ray Apollo took over and was the lame face Doink.

Now, anyone can be Doink.
 
2012-07-03 06:48:56 PM
Anarchangel: EARLY THREAD IS EARLY

Your welcome

/subby
//was drunk and funny enough to write the headline this morning
///can't believe Steve regal was in the early GAB'es.
 
2012-07-03 06:52:06 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 606x960]

I'm not a movie watcher, but I REALLY want to see this.
 
2012-07-03 06:54:35 PM
Is tonight going to be any better than last night?

Doubt it

Recap
promo
tag match
rinse and repeat
 
2012-07-03 06:54:45 PM
No thanks.

Call me when they deal with the mod situation.
 
2012-07-03 06:57:01 PM
silgryphon: Is tonight going to be any better than last night?

Doubt it

Recap
promo
tag match
rinse and repeat


Meh...at least there's a battle royal tonight. Those are usually fun to watch.
 
2012-07-03 07:17:26 PM
I am giving this show an hour tonight. If its not good, I'm watching one of the dirty harry movies I just picked up.

/your chance WWE, make it happen
//spin the wheel, make the deal
 
2012-07-03 07:18:33 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Only the real big gold has a dented top.

And now he does the "you wanna kiss that, baby?" routine with NERDS, only in reference to the dented top and not his bicep.
 
2012-07-03 07:24:10 PM
So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.
 
2012-07-03 07:27:52 PM
HE'S GOT A COMMODE LID!

I think this is my favourite insane Dusty commentary. He completely loses his shiat during this match.
 
2012-07-03 07:29:50 PM
THERE'S HUNICO AND...HE GOT A BICYCLE!!!

fearofaghostplanet.com
 
2012-07-03 07:32:10 PM
verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.


the hashtag is #fuaw to post/find topics related to the fWc on twitter! :-)

/or if your feed is as slow as mine you wont need it lol
 
2012-07-03 07:32:11 PM
Ok Kelly and hobble, pink or Jeff Hardy Purple for the favs?
 
2012-07-03 07:32:58 PM
 
2012-07-03 07:33:44 PM
verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.


I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.

/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later
//#fuaw
 
2012-07-03 07:33:56 PM
eddievercetti: Ok Kelly and hobble, pink or Jeff Hardy Purple for the favs?

purple is the color of royalty. pink is the color of girls and metrosexuals. let that be your guide. :-)
 
2012-07-03 07:34:30 PM
hobblekitty: eddievercetti: Ok Kelly and hobble, pink or Jeff Hardy Purple for the favs?

purple is the color of royalty. pink is the color of girls and metrosexuals. let that be your guide. :-)


Royal Pink? :P
 
2012-07-03 07:34:52 PM
nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.

I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.

/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later
//#fuaw


I'm all over the social media like white on rice right now yo.
/until i pass out lol
 
2012-07-03 07:37:16 PM
fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D
 
2012-07-03 07:37:57 PM
Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D


Why so sour lately Dougie?
 
2012-07-03 07:38:14 PM
nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.

I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.

/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later
//#fuaw


Then tonight, the Gredunza is MINE! :D
 
2012-07-03 07:39:18 PM
silgryphon: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

Why so sour lately Dougie?


I would say but I may piss off someone and never be allowed back

#S4LF7D
 
2012-07-03 07:41:21 PM
Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D


It's not the fWc's fault tho. We, as a group, are just kind of casualties of this nonsense.

#S4LF7D #fuaw
 
2012-07-03 07:41:23 PM
Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

Why so sour lately Dougie?

I would say but I may piss off someone and never be allowed back

#S4LF7D


Dougie, just enjoy the night my friend, bring Doogie with you.
 
2012-07-03 07:42:36 PM
Captain Steroid: nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.

I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.

/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later
//#fuaw

Then tonight, the Gredunza is MINE! :D


Captain Steroid, let me go on record as telling the whole world, you are the greatest poster on the face of this earth. But pal, today...right here...you've gotta beat Fisty Bum one more time! Remember, Captain Steroid! And pal...I'll kiss your boots if you can do it. But, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And I'm saying WOO! Right here, in this thread, pal. I'm. The. Man. Fisty Bum.

And Captain Steroid? You're gonna be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

/Woo.
 
2012-07-03 07:42:48 PM
I, too, agree with Dougie's policy of saying as little as possible so as not to be Benoited. That may be the only thing we agree on.

Now, back to Doink...

At Wrestlemania IX, It was Steve Keirn (aka Skinner) who portrayed mirror Doink. Also, teve Lombardi worked as Doink at some point.

I may do some digging to try to find out exactly when the Bourne to Apollo switch happened, and if that coincided with Doink's ill-advised face turn.

Doink history.... it's serious shiat.
 
2012-07-03 07:43:00 PM
hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

It's not the fWc's fault tho. We, as a group, are just kind of casualties of this nonsense.

#S4LF7D #fuaw


I must have missed something because I have no idea what you're talking about
EIP
 
2012-07-03 07:46:13 PM
As always, here is Raw in 5 Minutes for this week.
 
2012-07-03 07:47:05 PM
silgryphon: hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

It's not the fWc's fault tho. We, as a group, are just kind of casualties of this nonsense.

#S4LF7D #fuaw

I must have missed something because I have no idea what you're talking about
EIP


Need to check my email more often
 
2012-07-03 07:48:03 PM
I could have sworn this was Eureka, since Colin Ferguson was wearing a brown shirt.

Instead, it's Lake Placid 3.
 
2012-07-03 07:48:14 PM
I'm more than a little confused.
 
2012-07-03 07:48:41 PM
Fisty Bum: HE'S GOT A COMMODE LID!

I think this is my favourite insane Dusty commentary. He completely loses his shiat during this match.


OMG. thank you. Ive never heard this.
 
2012-07-03 07:49:09 PM
eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: silgryphon: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

Why so sour lately Dougie?

I would say but I may piss off someone and never be allowed back

#S4LF7D

Dougie, just enjoy the night my friend, bring Doogie with you.


Have a beer, or seven. That's what I'm doing! It helps the bitter pill of life go down.
 
2012-07-03 07:49:55 PM
Fisty Bum: Captain Steroid: nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!

/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.

I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.

/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later
//#fuaw

Then tonight, the Gredunza is MINE! :D

Captain Steroid, let me go on record as telling the whole world, you are the greatest poster on the face of this earth. But pal, today...right here...you've gotta beat Fisty Bum one more time! Remember, Captain Steroid! And pal...I'll kiss your boots if you can do it. But, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And I'm saying WOO! Right here, in this thread, pal. I'm. The. Man. Fisty Bum.

And Captain Steroid? You're gonna be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

/Woo.


Excuse me? 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time Gredunza Champ here. I'm. The. Man. Do NOT make me come back and lay the smack down on your candy asses.

/ eh, who am I kidding?
// washed up champ is washed up
/// have at it boys
//// #fuaw
 
2012-07-03 07:52:13 PM
nyrkah1: Fisty Bum: Captain Steroid: nyrkah1
Excuse me? 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time Gredunza Champ here. I'm. The. Man. Do NOT make me come back and lay the smack down on your candy asses.

/ eh, who am I kidding?
// washed up champ is washed up
/// have at it boys
//// #fuaw


COME ON BROSKI! You can rise to the top once again!!!

/#fuaw
 
2012-07-03 07:53:51 PM
WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.

Credit: WWE DVD News


"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."
 
2012-07-03 07:56:08 PM
robsul82: WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.

Credit: WWE DVD News

"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."


Yeah, they did that back in 2002.

I think it was the first WWE DVD release I bought, in some mall a broad dragged me to.
 
2012-07-03 07:56:36 PM
robsul82: WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.

Credit: WWE DVD News

"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."


So Vince has Alzheimer's as well?
 
2012-07-03 07:56:56 PM
silgryphon: silgryphon: hobblekitty: Dougie AXP: fWc can kiss off.

#S4LF7D

It's not the fWc's fault tho. We, as a group, are just kind of casualties of this nonsense.

#S4LF7D #fuaw

I must have missed something because I have no idea what you're talking about
EIP

Need to check my email more often


I sent you an email...
 
2012-07-03 07:57:33 PM
HeartBurnKid: robsul82: WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.

Credit: WWE DVD News

"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."

So Vince has Alzheimer's as well?


Well, we all knew he was senile. This should come as a surprise to no one.
 
2012-07-03 07:59:13 PM
"We commentating tonight Brain?"

"Hell no, Monsoon!"

"Eve and AJ might kiss."

"Where are we broadcasting from?"
 
2012-07-03 07:59:41 PM
ANDRE THE GIANT!
 
2012-07-03 08:00:00 PM
Bah gawd lets get this thing started
 
2012-07-03 08:00:11 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
 
2012-07-03 08:00:31 PM
Yeah, well...they're doing it again! So shut up! lol
 
2012-07-03 08:00:59 PM
Hey it's all the jobbers having a party
 
2012-07-03 08:01:10 PM
Yoshi Tatsu on live tv!
 
2012-07-03 08:01:21 PM
I had no idea that Camacho is Haku's son
 
2012-07-03 08:01:26 PM
New Generation 2.0 WHOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-07-03 08:01:30 PM
Where's Ryberg?
 
2012-07-03 08:01:36 PM
"?.. ... ... WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE MONSOON?"
 
2012-07-03 08:01:39 PM
Why is there no food on the grill
 
2012-07-03 08:01:59 PM
Oh, fark this opening.
 
2012-07-03 08:02:01 PM
You're covering up her boobs, Teddy. F-
 
2012-07-03 08:02:09 PM
I love Eve with the giant nametag
 
2012-07-03 08:02:13 PM
Okay, so it looks like September 17, 1993 was Steve Lombardi's first appearance as Doink, after Matt Bourne was suspended.

Lombardi was a temporary Doink, until November 1993, when Ray Apollo took over and Doink went around the horn facing The Brooklyn Brawler.

Doink vs. Doink... of course.
 
2012-07-03 08:02:39 PM
Can't celebrate the 4th without the United States champion who is from italy

Kane with the grill awesome
 
2012-07-03 08:02:52 PM
Kane lighting the BBQ was funny
 
2012-07-03 08:02:53 PM
Alright, I lol'd at Kane lighting the BBQ.
 
2012-07-03 08:02:54 PM
silgryphon: Why is there no food on the grill

FOOD THAT WAS PURCHASED WITH FIAT CURRENCY HAS NO BUSINESS ON KANE'S GRILL.
 
2012-07-03 08:02:57 PM
Nice job Kane

/but where's the cake?
 
2012-07-03 08:02:58 PM
HI MY NAME IS WHORE!
 
2012-07-03 08:02:59 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 08:03:33 PM
Is this a show or one of their wacky commercials?
 
2012-07-03 08:03:33 PM
First lame vignette of the night is complete!
 
2012-07-03 08:03:41 PM
silgryphon: Can't celebrate the 4th without the United States champion who is from italy by way of Canada


Of course.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:08 PM
I bet Cena win the Battle Royal

SUPER CENA!
 
2012-07-03 08:04:13 PM
I hope Sandow wins that.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:17 PM
MITB is a week-and-a-half away?

If AW isn't gone immediately after MITB, I'm done. And the bullshiat surrounding the fWc will make it even easier to quit.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:20 PM
eddievercetti: HI MY NAME IS WHORE!

Oh, is she in the thread?

Oh fu--
 
2012-07-03 08:04:20 PM
eddievercetti: HI MY NAME IS WHOREHOSKI!
 
2012-07-03 08:04:28 PM
Kane should've told Santino that he has to learn to do it himself and stop relying on Big Government superpowers to light his grills for him.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:44 PM
It's Ricardo and that other guy
 
2012-07-03 08:04:48 PM
img854.imageshack.us

¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y futuro campeón de WWE! ¡La muerte rápida de mayo acontece a los herejes! ¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!
 
2012-07-03 08:04:50 PM
Starting things right. Ricardo, ftw!

/Oh yeah...and that River guy he hangs out with.
 
2012-07-03 08:04:55 PM
RICARDO! And some spaz honking a horn.
 
2012-07-03 08:05:22 PM
It's both awesome and depressing that Ricardo is more over than Albert Of The River will ever be.
 
2012-07-03 08:05:33 PM
What better way to kick off this celebration of America by OH MY GOD MEXICANS ARE STEALING OUR TITLE JOBS
 
2012-07-03 08:05:40 PM
"Hey my gardener got off work early Monsoon!"

"Brain, once again that's Alberto Del Rio, Mexican Aristocrat."

"is Aristocrat Mexican for pool cleaner?"
 
2012-07-03 08:06:34 PM
Fun fact: culero = ass farker

Way to not have that censored in replays, WWE.
 
2012-07-03 08:06:39 PM
Ricardo needs to trim up the back.
 
2012-07-03 08:06:46 PM
Where are they at tonight? *muffled audio* Texas?
 
2012-07-03 08:06:57 PM
TheManofPA: What better way to kick off this celebration of America by OH MY GOD MEXICANS ARE STEALING OUR TITLE JOBS

They took our jerbs!
 
2012-07-03 08:07:01 PM
loves me some high quality Spanglish
 
2012-07-03 08:07:31 PM
People like Sheamus? o_o
 
2012-07-03 08:07:42 PM
Fisty Bum: Fun fact: culero = ass farker

Way to not have that censored in replays, WWE.


"Pffft. No one in America speaks or understand Spanish." -Vince McMahon
 
2012-07-03 08:07:50 PM
This is the 1st Smackdown I have seen in quite a while. Who is this Sandow guy?
 
2012-07-03 08:08:02 PM
LEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
2012-07-03 08:08:13 PM
Captain Steroid: People like Sheamus? o_o

In Vince land, where all the audio is piped in to suit his whims!

/Sheamus deserved better than becoming the scapegoat for 18 seconds.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:34 PM
"I'm not paying him that much Monsoon..."

"Shh.."
 
2012-07-03 08:08:38 PM
HeartBurnKid: And honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with him being an assistant manager at Target. We all have to put food on the table somehow, and at least it means he's trying to make a life outside of wrestling for himself, even as he does set up a nostalgia tour here and a new promotion there.

I was looking around the Chikara Pro site since so many people have been pushing it in these threads, and I noticed Scorpio is going to be part of their King of Trios this year, teaming up with Tommy Dreamer and Jerry Lynn.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:40 PM
Yeah yeah yeah, it's your destiny.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:43 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: This is the 1st Smackdown I have seen in quite a while. Who is this Sandow guy?

think Leaping Lanny Poffo, but without the poems and frisbees
 
2012-07-03 08:08:46 PM
Summer camp>
 
2012-07-03 08:08:48 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: This is the 1st Smackdown I have seen in quite a while. Who is this Sandow guy?

The Genius without poetry.
 
2012-07-03 08:08:59 PM
ADR checking everyone's papers.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:13 PM
Arizona Papers JOKES

What would be great is if he did find an illegal alien.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:19 PM
Captain Steroid: People like Sheamus? o_o

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Poor bastard can't even find a date.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:21 PM
Ok, this is funny
 
2012-07-03 08:09:23 PM
I'm saying, it's no fun being an illegal alien!
 
2012-07-03 08:09:28 PM
Vince has been keeping up on the Supreme Court's ruling on Arizona...

Of course, he's in Texas, so this makes no sense.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:30 PM
This is...weird and more than slightly off putting.
 
2012-07-03 08:09:56 PM
plant is obvious
 
2012-07-03 08:09:59 PM
"Pot calling the kettle black, Monsoon"

"You know something Brain?"

"Let's just say we have hourly INS drills at Casa del Brain."
 
2012-07-03 08:10:17 PM
LIME CHECK!!
 
2012-07-03 08:10:20 PM
Holy crap, Vince made an Anti-Republican joke?
 
2012-07-03 08:10:28 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 08:10:33 PM
Lobsterhead lime status white skin time
 
2012-07-03 08:10:39 PM
I do find the guy spouting off Spanglish asking everyone for their papers amusing.

/Would be better if Ricardo were doing it...
 
2012-07-03 08:10:52 PM
I hope they give this guy an Ice Cream cone and some trading cards after the show, like they did with the little kid plant in that Secrets of Pro Wrestling show NBC did in the late-90s.
 
2012-07-03 08:10:53 PM
Smash the car!!! Smash the Car!
 
2012-07-03 08:11:06 PM
Be back later, Ice Cream time.
 
2012-07-03 08:11:08 PM
"What is Shameus doing to Del Rio, Brain?"

"Showing him his papers."
 
2012-07-03 08:11:11 PM
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2012-07-03 08:11:17 PM
Wow, if Vince just heard about THAT Supreme Court ruling, be sure to hide the sharp objects when Vince finds out about the Obamacare ruling in a week and a half.
 
2012-07-03 08:11:50 PM
TheManofPA: Holy crap, Vince made an Anti-Republican joke?

Fair and balanced... that one joke is equal to the dozens of thinly-veiled Obama insults that will fly through November.
 
2012-07-03 08:11:54 PM
Michael Coile said Numbedrs Gamwe: DERink
 
2012-07-03 08:11:59 PM
That's a perfectly good hood
 
2012-07-03 08:12:01 PM
robsul82: Wow, if Vince just heard about THAT Supreme Court ruling, be sure to hide the sharp objects when Vince finds out about the Obamacare ruling in a week and a half.

He'll have a promo about it, and John Cena will brag about how he doesn't need health care to support the troops.
 
2012-07-03 08:12:03 PM
Well, there goes the deposit for that rental.
 
2012-07-03 08:12:07 PM
¡Dios mío! No el coche! NOOOO! O_O
 
2012-07-03 08:12:07 PM
silgryphon: Smash the car!!! Smash the Car!

But then they'd have to pay for it
 
2012-07-03 08:12:09 PM
WWE checked the insurance box on that rental agreement.
 
2012-07-03 08:12:25 PM
How will that fiberglass bounce back??? Oh wait
 
2012-07-03 08:12:25 PM
I wonder how hot the engine block is.
 
2012-07-03 08:12:26 PM
MAH GAWD, THAT BENTLEY WAS MADE BY A FAMILY!
 
2012-07-03 08:12:48 PM
DOES HE HAVE A PULSE?
 
2012-07-03 08:12:50 PM
robsul82: WWE checked the insurance box on that rental agreement.

Oddly enough, some of Sheamus rubbed off on the car, leaving the hood even whiter.
 
2012-07-03 08:13:02 PM
SHAYMOOSE laying in a broken heap. So sad.

/ADR's pronunciation of Sheamus is delightful
 
2012-07-03 08:13:06 PM
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Prepared to go to the papers if he has to.
 
2012-07-03 08:14:10 PM
KellyKellyKelly: [0.tqn.com image 640x426]
Prepared to go to the papers if he has to.


I hope that Principal didn't leave her desk drawer open, or her purse lying about.
 
2012-07-03 08:14:13 PM
Had to bail on the thread because of my nephew being born last night, well this morning really, but what did I miss?
 
2012-07-03 08:14:32 PM
Man, Spider-Man let that neighborhood go the Hell. :/
 
2012-07-03 08:14:52 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: Had to bail on the thread because of my nephew being born last night, well this morning really, but what did I miss?

The beginning of the end.
 
2012-07-03 08:15:05 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I wonder how hot the engine block is.

That's the first thing I thought as well.
 
2012-07-03 08:15:15 PM
Just waatched Raw on Youtube earlier but did noyt read raw thread... what got bigger markout? Doink or DDP?
 
2012-07-03 08:15:16 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: Had to bail on the thread because of my nephew being born last night, well this morning really, but what did I miss?

YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!
 
2012-07-03 08:15:40 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: Had to bail on the thread because of my nephew being born last night, well this morning really, but what did I miss?

that's no excuse
 
2012-07-03 08:15:42 PM
I bet Grandpa expects his grandson to take the care to make sure his wrinkly ballsack is completely painted.
 
2012-07-03 08:15:50 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just waatched Raw on Youtube earlier but did noyt read raw thread... what got bigger markout? Doink or DDP?

Personally, I marked out more for Doink.
 
2012-07-03 08:15:52 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just waatched Raw on Youtube earlier but did noyt read raw thread... what got bigger markout? Doink or DDP?

DDP by a mile.
 
2012-07-03 08:16:10 PM
Also the DB/Jericho YES!/EVEEEERRRRRR! was awesome
 
2012-07-03 08:16:11 PM
Corpus Christi = OFFICIALLY BIG TIME according to Vince, it got named on air.
 
2012-07-03 08:16:25 PM
KellyKellyKelly: Dr J Zoidberg: Had to bail on the thread because of my nephew being born last night, well this morning really, but what did I miss?

YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!
YES!
AGAYNE!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 08:17:12 PM
Papers?

zigzag.com

/suddenly hears AJ's music in my head
 
2012-07-03 08:17:20 PM
Quick! Ask Sheamus if he's Batman!
 
2012-07-03 08:17:23 PM
Oh my god! Blood!

STOP THE MATCH AND SEND IN THE DOCTORS!!
 
2012-07-03 08:17:28 PM
robsul82: Corpus Christi = OFFICIALLY BIG TIME according to Vince, it got named on air.

Next time they come here to Wilkes Barre does it make the cut? He did die here after all
 
2012-07-03 08:17:32 PM
Fisty Bum: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just waatched Raw on Youtube earlier but did noyt read raw thread... what got bigger markout? Doink or DDP?

Personally, I marked out more for Doink.


And if we had known immediately it was the Brooklyn Brawler under there, we probably would have marked out even harder.

BLOOD ISN'T PG! AND ON SOMEONE AS WHITE AS SHEAMUS, IT'S EXTRA NOT-PG!
 
2012-07-03 08:17:41 PM
Teddy's in power, here comes The Great Khali!
 
2012-07-03 08:17:56 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 08:18:00 PM
Over/under on Khali getting to the ring is 5 minutes.

PLACE YOUR BETS
 
2012-07-03 08:18:01 PM
Sweet! Now we get a Khali match!!
 
2012-07-03 08:18:04 PM
Ah, Team "GET THE FARK OFF MY TV"
 
2012-07-03 08:18:12 PM
Hey, it's TEAM WHO GIVES A FARK!
 
2012-07-03 08:18:34 PM
Chop chop stomp

Who is this guy
 
2012-07-03 08:18:36 PM
Isn't Khali also in the big match for GM later? He won't be able to walk tomorrow if he's in that as well.
 
2012-07-03 08:18:46 PM
"Hmm, Shameus bleeds red."

"How is that a surprise, Brain."

"Well, he's Irish."

"I'm not even going to ask... It's the Great Khali!"
 
2012-07-03 08:18:46 PM
It's exam time!!!!!

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 08:18:47 PM
Chelsea Dagger? Really? Really?
 
2012-07-03 08:19:01 PM
Captain Steroid: [imageshack.us image 400x313]

Khali doesn't deserve ponies.

Not even Rainbow Dash could make Khali 20% cooler.

Hey, it's the other team who gives a fark.
 
2012-07-03 08:19:05 PM
Since I don't watch Smackdown, I have no idea who these two are.
 
2012-07-03 08:19:17 PM
Antonio Cesaro? I am out of the Smackdown loop. Never heard of him
 
2012-07-03 08:19:58 PM
silgryphon: Chop chop stomp

Who is this guy


The wrestler formerly known as Claudio Castagnoli. :-)
 
2012-07-03 08:20:14 PM
They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?
 
2012-07-03 08:20:17 PM
Booker T would NEVER bring his significant other to the ring for a wrestling match. EVER!
 
2012-07-03 08:20:34 PM
Hey, since Khali is in the Battle Royal later, I wonder if he'll have to turn around and immediately start walking back to the ring after he makes it back to the locker room after this match?
 
2012-07-03 08:20:35 PM
Ok other than Khali, who are these bastards?
 
2012-07-03 08:20:42 PM
This Cesaro guy is weak.

#shouldastayedinROH
 
2012-07-03 08:20:43 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Antonio Cesaro? I am out of the Smackdown loop. Never heard of him

He used to be Claudio Castagnoli, one half of the Kings of Wrestling with Chris Hero in ROH. He also stole Teddy's crush Aksana.
 
2012-07-03 08:20:45 PM
"This is painful Monsoon."

"You're telling me!"

"Khali couldn't sell a divorce lawyer to Cena."

"Oh, stop!"
 
2012-07-03 08:21:12 PM
Fisty Bum: Since I don't watch Smackdown, I have no idea who these two are.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Antonio Cesaro? I am out of the Smackdown loop. Never heard of him

He's Aksana's secret boyfriend she kept from Teddy Long, who she dumped after he was turned into an impotent dweeb.

/stupid
 
2012-07-03 08:21:23 PM
Odd neckbreaker
 
2012-07-03 08:21:41 PM
Aksana heel? Layla's still here? Who's Antonio?
 
2012-07-03 08:21:48 PM
Layla's new music is even worse than AJ's music
 
2012-07-03 08:21:48 PM
KellyKellyKelly: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Antonio Cesaro? I am out of the Smackdown loop. Never heard of him

He used to be Claudio Castagnoli, one half of the Kings of Wrestling with Chris Hero in ROH. He also stole Teddy's crush Aksana.


Ok, so he is pretty good then, so will get zero push most likely?
 
2012-07-03 08:21:58 PM
Some sick, twisted part of me would like to see Khali dance in the ring with Brodus Clay.
 
2012-07-03 08:22:03 PM
"I don't think Khali even realizes he won."
 
2012-07-03 08:22:05 PM
Khali looked very confused there. Comedically so.
 
2012-07-03 08:22:24 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?

Also the opening had a US champ from Italy, who was actually born in Canada.
 
2012-07-03 08:22:25 PM
His knees knees
 
2012-07-03 08:22:34 PM
Teddy should be glad Vince didn't dress him like Uncle Ben, or Mammy.
 
2012-07-03 08:23:01 PM
What ever happened to Drew McIntyre? I liked how he said Teddy Long
 
2012-07-03 08:23:16 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Teddy should be glad Vince didn't dress him like Uncle Ben, or Mammy.

The night is young. There's still time.
 
2012-07-03 08:23:38 PM
Assassins Creed 3 commercial? Isn't this a little toot early for this?
 
2012-07-03 08:24:00 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What ever happened to Drew McIntyre? I liked how he said Teddy Long

TYEDDEH
 
2012-07-03 08:24:16 PM
slamjack: Dr J Zoidberg: They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?

Also the opening had a US champ from Italy, who was actually born in Canada.


I would accuse WWE of trolling America, but let's face it, they've been doing that for years with their writing
 
2012-07-03 08:24:57 PM
Wooohooo thought I was out of booze but just found 2 Fat Tires in back of the fridge
 
2012-07-03 08:26:25 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wooohooo thought I was out of booze but just found 2 Fat Tires in back of the fridge

The best booze is the booze you find when you think you're out.
 
2012-07-03 08:27:17 PM
slamjack: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wooohooo thought I was out of booze but just found 2 Fat Tires in back of the fridge

The best booze is the booze you find when you think you're out.


That's like finding a dollar in the washing machine after doing a load of laundry. Best feeling ever.
 
2012-07-03 08:27:17 PM
This RAW moment will be from between 1998 and 2001.

OF COURSE!
 
2012-07-03 08:27:22 PM
That'll put butts in the seats.
 
2012-07-03 08:27:23 PM
"That'll put some butts in the seats!" is tonight's Raw moment.
 
2012-07-03 08:27:31 PM
THE GREATEST MOMENT IN SPORTS HISTORY!
 
2012-07-03 08:27:40 PM
Yeah Mick Foley puts butts in the seats
That move backfired
 
2012-07-03 08:28:03 PM
To be fair, he probably slept on the floor of a Motel 6 that night.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:04 PM
Poor Schiavone. Even tho it was undoubtedly Bischoff's words, he'll never live down that moment.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:09 PM
Vince continues to dance on the grave of WCW, then pissing on its ashes.

/Was geniunely happy to see Mick win the belt
 
2012-07-03 08:28:12 PM
I'm a huge Claudio mark, so I'll take what I can get.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:18 PM
I'd like to thank Tony Schiavone for giving me the head's up that night.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:29 PM
Why can't wrestling be that good anymore?

I know it wasn't all sunshine and roses and unicorn farts, but dammit, it was at least worth watching. Even WCW, circa 2000 was better than this current shiat.

/BTW, Mick Foley never held a WWE Championship.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:38 PM
Vince McMahon masturbated to those title cards.
 
2012-07-03 08:28:51 PM
And that's how Eric destroyed Nitro from within
 
2012-07-03 08:28:52 PM
No jones

Yeah, that'll put butts in the thread...
 
2012-07-03 08:29:01 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Where are they at tonight? *muffled audio* Texas?

Senile Vince is going to take Cole to task tonight for talking about what city they are in.

How big is Chropus Christie anyway?
 
2012-07-03 08:29:19 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Poor Schiavone. Even tho it was undoubtedly Bischoff's words, he'll never live down that moment.

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-07-03 08:29:22 PM
KellyKellyKelly: I'd like to thank Tony Schiavone for giving me the head's up that night.

I didn't have cable back then, so I couldn't switch
 
2012-07-03 08:29:27 PM
Oh look! An actual match

/hoorayyyyyyy
 
2012-07-03 08:29:27 PM
"Eric told me to say that"

"WHAT THE HELL? SCHIAVONE! GET OUTTA HERE!

But I'm so cold and hungry...

"OUT!"
 
2012-07-03 08:29:27 PM
GO!
 
2012-07-03 08:29:32 PM
Mick Foley wins the WWF Title AND the Monday Night Wars in a single night.

Yeah, that belongs up there. :-)

GO!
 
2012-07-03 08:29:37 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Why can't wrestling be that good anymore?

Competition, there is none...sorta
 
2012-07-03 08:29:44 PM
robsul82: To be fair, he probably slept on the floor of a Motel 6 that night.

If I recall from one of his autobios, he ended up taking pity on The Blue Meanie and sharing a room with him that night.
 
2012-07-03 08:29:48 PM
This should be (hopefully) a good match
 
2012-07-03 08:29:50 PM
Does WWE just refuse to believe that Tensai has been a complete and utter failure with the fans or what?
 
2012-07-03 08:29:53 PM
bloggingbiblically.files.wordpress.com
GO
 
2012-07-03 08:29:55 PM
robsul82: Vince McMahon masturbated to those title cards.

No, they were written in Vince's jizz, which now has the consistency of muscle milk.
 
2012-07-03 08:30:06 PM
I remember watching that night.. I was always a Raw guy, but that was truly a great night... Super Exciting. Especially hearing later on, what they said on WCW.
 
2012-07-03 08:30:14 PM
KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: People like Sheamus? o_o

[img2.timeinc.net image 320x240]
Poor bastard can't even find a date.


Dude I have to admit, that commercial for the 1000th episode was pretty damn funny.
 
2012-07-03 08:30:26 PM
hobblekitty: How big is Chropus Christie anyway?

Population just over 400K.

"BIG TIME ENOUGH, I GUESS."
 
2012-07-03 08:31:12 PM
hobblekitty: KellyKellyKelly: Captain Steroid: People like Sheamus? o_o

[img2.timeinc.net image 320x240]
Poor bastard can't even find a date.

Dude I have to admit, that commercial for the 1000th episode was pretty damn funny.


"I have to bake a cake?"
"What kind of cake?"
"Mmmmmmm, caaaake..."
 
2012-07-03 08:31:14 PM
KellyKellyKelly: robsul82: To be fair, he probably slept on the floor of a Motel 6 that night.

If I recall from one of his autobios, he ended up taking pity on The Blue Meanie and sharing a room with him that night.


Ha, interesting.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Vince McMahon masturbated to those title cards.

No, they were written in Vince's jizz, which now has the consistency of muscle milk.


+1
 
2012-07-03 08:31:16 PM
(out of character) I ain't gonna lie, I was watching Nitro when Schiavone said that... Turned IMMEDIATELY!"
 
2012-07-03 08:31:24 PM
robsul82: Vince McMahon masturbated to those title cards.

While yelling "I HATE AUSTIN!!" repeatedly.
 
2012-07-03 08:32:09 PM
Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
 
2012-07-03 08:32:15 PM
HOW IS THIS A QUALIFYING MATCH???

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

AWA TAG TEAM POINT SYSTEM MAKES MORE SENSE

 
2012-07-03 08:32:24 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: (out of character) I ain't gonna lie, I was watching Nitro when Schiavone said that... Turned IMMEDIATELY!"

Me too.
 
2012-07-03 08:32:33 PM
Really? We just had a commercial. Is Smackdown always like this?
 
2012-07-03 08:32:47 PM
Anarchangel: robsul82: Vince McMahon masturbated to those title cards.

While yelling "I HATE AUSTIN!!" repeatedly.


Hahaha, yes.

So...they're really thinking of having Tensai win this contract?

In the words of Samir Naga...naga...notgonnaworkhereanymore "This idea...it is HORRIBLE, this idea."
 
2012-07-03 08:32:51 PM
RE: Mankind winning the title, I was a channel flipper anyway. So yeah I was one of the 600k but I guess I don't remember it being as big of deal as it was made to be later. Schiavone's spoiler that is, not Mankind winning the belt. That was awesome.
 
2012-07-03 08:33:24 PM
P-Money All $tar: HOW IS THIS A QUALIFYING MATCH???

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

AWA TAG TEAM POINT SYSTEM MAKES MORE SENSE


No, the Team Series Challenge had Jake "The Milkman" Millikan to save it.

WWE doesn't even have that.
 
2012-07-03 08:33:48 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling

Free agency moves thus far
 
2012-07-03 08:33:50 PM
Fisty Bum: Really? We just had a commercial. Is Smackdown always like this?

It's not Syfy, it's the E
 
2012-07-03 08:33:50 PM
robsul82: hobblekitty: How big is Chropus Christie anyway?

Population just over 400K.

"BIG TIME ENOUGH, I GUESS."


Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?
 
2012-07-03 08:34:15 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling

No decision from Parise tonight. Flyers are in it, Minnesota's in it, so is Chicago, Pittsburgh's apparently making a full court press...my Devils are still alive, so they say. Hopefully all this talking is Zach trying to get his fiancee to say it's okay to leave $20M+ on the table to stay in Jersey.
 
2012-07-03 08:34:18 PM
What does a brown m&m look like naked?
 
2012-07-03 08:34:42 PM
ShiningWizard: robsul82: hobblekitty: How big is Chropus Christie anyway?

Population just over 400K.

"BIG TIME ENOUGH, I GUESS."

Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?


Kevin. And Lacey.

/does the M&M have a chocolatey cock that retracts into his abdomen?
 
2012-07-03 08:34:56 PM
I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?
 
2012-07-03 08:35:00 PM
ShiningWizard: Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?


Kevin's the sole survivor, the BLACK HART DAMMIT...so maybe him, lol.
 
2012-07-03 08:35:28 PM
nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?


Because you just can't stay away
 
2012-07-03 08:35:31 PM
FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar: HOW IS THIS A QUALIFYING MATCH???

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

AWA TAG TEAM POINT SYSTEM MAKES MORE SENSE

No, the Team Series Challenge had Jake "The Milkman" Millikan to save it.

WWE doesn't even have that.


The Butcher vs The Milkman!!!

How could AWA have failed with gimmicks like these?
 
2012-07-03 08:35:39 PM
nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?


I'm watching Smackdown and asking the same question.
 
2012-07-03 08:35:49 PM
Fisty Bum: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling

Free agency moves thus far


Thanks! And holy shiat, Dallas paid 4,5 million for Jagr? Jesus, I liked him but not for that money
 
2012-07-03 08:36:03 PM
ShiningWizard: robsul82: hobblekitty: How big is Chropus Christie anyway?

Population just over 400K.

"BIG TIME ENOUGH, I GUESS."

Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?


Just Kevin. :-(
 
2012-07-03 08:36:28 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?

I'm watching Smackdown and asking the same question.


This. I've won a gredunza once, for the most part I'm happy.
 
2012-07-03 08:36:45 PM
nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?


I am watching SD and why?
 
2012-07-03 08:36:54 PM
CSB time

The night of My Card (you know the one I mean), before the live Raw, I was wandering around the civic center and ended up receiving an odd compliment. I had long hair and a goatee, and a WWF corporate dude stopped me and said, "You know who Cactus Jack is? You look exactly like him!"

being a huge fan of his, I took that as the compliment it was meant to be. It was only a few months later that Mankind made his debut.
 
2012-07-03 08:37:01 PM
robsul82: ShiningWizard: Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?

Kevin's the sole survivor, the BLACK HART DAMMIT...so maybe him, lol.


For shiats and giggles, bring out their fake cousin Lance.
 
2012-07-03 08:37:03 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?

I'm watching Smackdown and asking the same question.


Me too.
 
2012-07-03 08:37:06 PM
robsul82: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling

No decision from Parise tonight. Flyers are in it, Minnesota's in it, so is Chicago, Pittsburgh's apparently making a full court press...my Devils are still alive, so they say. Hopefully all this talking is Zach trying to get his fiancee to say it's okay to leave $20M+ on the table to stay in Jersey.


I would much prefer he stay with NJ than go to shiatsburgh.
 
2012-07-03 08:37:54 PM
Doe Smackdown thread get a gredunza?
 
2012-07-03 08:38:07 PM
FirstNationalBastard: /does the M&M have a chocolatey cock that retracts into his abdomen?

nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?


You wanted to learn the mating habits of chocolate candies?

\ Rule 34.
 
2012-07-03 08:38:11 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: CSB time

The night of My Card (you know the one I mean), before the live Raw, I was wandering around the civic center and ended up receiving an odd compliment. I had long hair and a goatee, and a WWF corporate dude stopped me and said, "You know who Cactus Jack is? You look exactly like him!"

being a huge fan of his, I took that as the compliment it was meant to be. It was only a few months later that Mankind made his debut.


You need to go to a WWE Live event and carry your own IT'S ME sign with you to hold over your head.
 
2012-07-03 08:38:21 PM
FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: Since they are in Texas will they be running in a Von Erich to squash Slater tonight?

/are there any left?

Kevin. And Lacey.

/does the M&M have a chocolatey cock that retracts into his abdomen?


Forgot about Lacey. Now THAT would be awesome if they had her job his arse!
 
2012-07-03 08:38:31 PM
IS the audience in a sin cara match with that blue lighting?
 
2012-07-03 08:38:32 PM
Is it just me or is Cole more subdued tonight than normal? Maybe it's just Booker's nonsense distracting me.
 
2012-07-03 08:38:56 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I would much prefer he stay with NJ than go to shiatsburgh.

Yeah, no kidding. Another reason is Incarcerated Bob called it two days ago, and that dude's a douche, lol.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:00 PM
Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: /does the M&M have a chocolatey cock that retracts into his abdomen?

nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?

You wanted to learn the mating habits of chocolate candies?

\ Rule 34.


If you go A2M with the female M&M, does she enjoy her own chocolatey taste?
 
2012-07-03 08:39:08 PM
eddievercetti: nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?

I am watching SD and why?


Because Jones'?
 
2012-07-03 08:39:39 PM
Cody qualifies for MITB.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:44 PM
IC champ? NO WIN FOR YOU.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:45 PM
I notice that not even FWC is paying attention to Rhodes vs Christian. That's a problem. These guys are talented.
 
2012-07-03 08:39:45 PM
Rhodes is in!
 
2012-07-03 08:39:50 PM
One more match

One more match
 
2012-07-03 08:40:03 PM
As long as it isn't Tensai or Santino who wins, I am really looking forward to the SD MITB.
 
2012-07-03 08:40:16 PM
Fisty Bum: Is it just me or is Cole more subdued tonight than normal? Maybe it's just Booker's nonsense distracting me.

shucky ducky quack quack
 
2012-07-03 08:40:32 PM
So Cody becomes the favorite in that match, correct?
 
2012-07-03 08:40:53 PM
Why in the ever loving fark is Tensai in the MITB match?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM, THE GIMMICK HAS FAILED
 
2012-07-03 08:40:59 PM
BROSKI!!
 
2012-07-03 08:41:00 PM
Zack Ryder? On MY TV?
 
2012-07-03 08:41:01 PM
Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
 
2012-07-03 08:41:01 PM
Zack Ryder is on TV!
 
2012-07-03 08:41:03 PM
Hey who's that Jersey Shore lookin' guy?
 
2012-07-03 08:41:05 PM
Woo WOO WOO
Zack gets a cameo
 
2012-07-03 08:41:13 PM
WWWYKI!

And there's Heath Slater.
 
2012-07-03 08:41:23 PM
Hey, Zack Ryder.

I wonder if he'll be jobbing to Hornswoggle soon?

No, wait, he'll job to Heath Slater!
 
2012-07-03 08:41:32 PM
WHO WHO WHO I DON'T KNOW IT.
 
2012-07-03 08:41:33 PM
WWWYKI
 
2012-07-03 08:41:39 PM
Goddammit. Slater. So good at being a prick.
 
2012-07-03 08:41:39 PM
nyrkah1: I'm not even watching Smackdown

Why am I here?


BECAUSE YOU LOOOOVE US


/what? someone has to boldface and cente rtheir text? lol
 
2012-07-03 08:41:42 PM
Wait, Heath Slater showed up and was not pinned by anyone?
 
2012-07-03 08:42:09 PM
Laptop DJ
 
2012-07-03 08:42:13 PM
"This is random, Brain."

"Did I just take the brown acid again Monsoon?"
 
2012-07-03 08:42:19 PM
sure is convenient that Clay and his girls were there, and his music was cued up to play with the push of a button.
 
2012-07-03 08:42:21 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
 
2012-07-03 08:42:42 PM
So Heath Slater is the male version of Jillian?
 
2012-07-03 08:43:14 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: sure is convenient that Clay and his girls were there, and his music was cued up to play with the push of a button.

Maybe it was next on their iTunes "Smackdown BBQ Jam" playlist.
 
2012-07-03 08:43:33 PM
KellyKellyKelly, what color you want on the favs.
 
2012-07-03 08:43:39 PM
TheManofPA: Wait, Heath Slater showed up and was not pinned by anyone?

Lacey is late to the show I guess

/drat!
 
2012-07-03 08:44:05 PM
All right, the Original Crappy Band!
 
2012-07-03 08:44:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.


Yeah the pin was bad, but understandable given the circumstances.
 
2012-07-03 08:44:26 PM
ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: Wait, Heath Slater showed up and was not pinned by anyone?

Lacey is late to the show I guess

/drat!


Lacey von Eric?
 
2012-07-03 08:44:44 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.


yeah, that was really the worst cover of an injury ever. Would it have killed them to wait a week for Austin to recover and pin Hart? It was a roll-up that my 7 year old niece could have kicked out of.
 
2012-07-03 08:44:54 PM
KellyKellyKelly: All right, the Original Crappy Band!

This ^
 
2012-07-03 08:44:58 PM
Ahhh shiat those credit douches are back
 
2012-07-03 08:45:00 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.

Yeah the pin was bad, but understandable given the circumstances.


Oh, definitely. But it was the kind of bad that could have made oldschool Kayfabe guys wince and curse.
 
2012-07-03 08:45:13 PM
eddievercetti: KellyKellyKelly, what color you want on the favs.

I CAN'T C IT

So, whatevs.
 
2012-07-03 08:45:16 PM
KellyKellyKelly: All right, the Original Crappy Band!

Hopefully this is the end of that other band
 
2012-07-03 08:45:16 PM
Best case Scenario for tonight's win:

CM Punk wins and wants to decide best wrestler in the world. Next week's SD is only Punk vs. Bryan vs. Jericho is the world's first ever 2 hour long triple threat iron man match. Each win is 1 pt, each, each lose is -1 pt each.

Worst Case Scenario for tonight's win:

Cena wins and next week's SD is nothing but goofy skits and silly talk along with booking that makes no sense

Odd Choice Scenario for next week:

They pick a low-level heel who books himself a WHC and lasts getting the support of the crowd.
 
2012-07-03 08:45:21 PM
styckx: Laptop DJ

So?

Fark you, that's why!!

DJ P-MONEY, BIATCH
 
2012-07-03 08:45:56 PM
KellyKellyKelly: I CAN'T C IT

So, whatevs.


Cena Pink it is!
 
2012-07-03 08:45:58 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.


Also, everyone seems to forget it wasn't just an Intercontinental Championship match, but also a "Kiss my Ass" match.

Owen did NOT kiss Austin's ass.

I'll leave that out there.
 
2012-07-03 08:46:07 PM
robsul82: So Cody becomes the favorite in that match, correct?

For now, unless it jumps to 8 guys for some reason and Barrett comes back.
 
2012-07-03 08:46:14 PM
silgryphon: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: Wait, Heath Slater showed up and was not pinned by anyone?

Lacey is late to the show I guess

/drat!

Lacey von Eric?


Yea... scroll up the thread a bit. I swear it almost makes sence!
 
2012-07-03 08:46:45 PM
Alex Riley? On my TV?
Squash
 
2012-07-03 08:46:46 PM
p.twimg.com

YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
 
2012-07-03 08:46:47 PM
Did You Know?

The dictionary will stopped being produced?
 
2012-07-03 08:46:55 PM
Poor White Virgil.... they won't even give him his music anymore.
 
2012-07-03 08:46:58 PM
A-RY gets a jobber entrance and no music pop.

ZIGGLES!
 
2012-07-03 08:47:07 PM
Jobber entrance for A-Ri? Well, without his awesome music, I can't give a fark.
 
2012-07-03 08:47:14 PM
"It's the newcomer Alan Riley, Monsoon"

"Brain, I think Lillian has been drinking out of Hornswoggle's pool..."
 
2012-07-03 08:47:19 PM
So they are having at least 7 guys in the SD MITB? Is that to make up for only 4 in the RAW one?
 
2012-07-03 08:47:21 PM
DOLPH ZIGGLER IS ON OUR TV


AND THE ASSCAPE IS BACK!
 
2012-07-03 08:47:30 PM
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2012-07-03 08:47:33 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: KellyKellyKelly: All right, the Original Crappy Band!

Hopefully this is the end of that other band


The original band wasn't even a band. Canadian Actors.
Heavy Canadian accents and all.
 
2012-07-03 08:47:33 PM
#ZIGGLES4MITBWINNER
 
2012-07-03 08:47:35 PM
WELCOME BACK ASSCAPE!!!!!!
 
2012-07-03 08:47:44 PM
Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health

That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.

Also, everyone seems to forget it wasn't just an Intercontinental Championship match, but also a "Kiss my Ass" match.

Owen did NOT kiss Austin's ass.

I'll leave that out there.


I think only Austin had to kiss Owen's ass if he did not win the title. That is why they did not do a DQ to cover the injury.
 
2012-07-03 08:47:44 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

#HEEL
 
2012-07-03 08:47:47 PM
#ASSCAPE
 
2012-07-03 08:47:49 PM
slamjack: So they are having at least 7 guys in the SD MITB? Is that to make up for only 4 in the RAW one?

Nine or ten last I read
 
2012-07-03 08:47:59 PM
verbaltoxin: [p.twimg.com image 600x600]

YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!


WANT.

Also, ASSCAPE!
 
2012-07-03 08:48:22 PM
#asscape is trending worldwide right now
 
2012-07-03 08:48:31 PM
Dolph is gonna win! Not even Dolph can job to A-ry
 
2012-07-03 08:48:42 PM
Came in just in time for ZIGGLES.

I'm happy with that.
 
2012-07-03 08:48:42 PM
Holy crap! A-Ry is on TV?? IN A MATCH???
 
2012-07-03 08:48:46 PM
Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.
 
2012-07-03 08:48:51 PM
P-Money All $tar: Dr J Zoidberg: KellyKellyKelly: All right, the Original Crappy Band!

Hopefully this is the end of that other band

The original band wasn't even a band. Canadian Actors.
Heavy Canadian accents and all.


Ya, I know but at least the songs in the commercials were catchy as opposed to the new ones which are just retarded.
 
2012-07-03 08:48:52 PM
Dolph Ziggler suitcase design in that WWE magazine article... SPOILERS COLE!!!
 
2012-07-03 08:48:59 PM
"Wait a minute... they had a Cody Rhodes briefcase in the WWE Magazine?"

"It appears so Brain..."

"Didn't he JUST qualify...?"

"Shhhhhh, you'll wake up Vince."
 
2012-07-03 08:49:08 PM
Nice headstand
 
2012-07-03 08:49:11 PM
eddievercetti: KellyKellyKelly: I CAN'T C IT

So, whatevs.

Cena Pink it is!


www.wwehunks.com
 
2012-07-03 08:49:22 PM
shiat I don't even remember Alex Rileys music. It was like Crazy Train in my most likely drunken mistaken mind
 
2012-07-03 08:49:26 PM
Ziggler better farking win the briefcase, I shiat you not. lol
 
2012-07-03 08:49:43 PM
Asscape = victory
 
2012-07-03 08:50:04 PM
Steven Rules: Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.

Alberto Del Rio hassling the front row for their papers.

No, I'm not high.
 
2012-07-03 08:50:10 PM
robsul82: Ziggler better farking win the briefcase, I shiat you not. lol

With Wade now 100% percent...I doubt Nicky is our MITB winner
 
2012-07-03 08:50:22 PM
Steven Rules: Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.

Cody Rhodes is in SD MITB, whoever wins this is in as well. Also on the 4th of July episode the first three segments/matches had 8 people involved and Rhodes was the only one born in the US.
 
2012-07-03 08:50:22 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: shiat I don't even remember Alex Rileys music. It was like Crazy Train in my most likely drunken mistaken mind

SAY IT TO MY FAAAAAAACE
 
2012-07-03 08:51:00 PM
Ziggles qualifies for MITB.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:00 PM
And Mr. Ziggles advances!
 
2012-07-03 08:51:05 PM
eddievercetti: robsul82: Ziggler better farking win the briefcase, I shiat you not. lol

With Wade now 100% percent...I doubt Nicky is our MITB winner


Bagshiatter and Wade still have unfinished feud though
 
2012-07-03 08:51:05 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: shiat I don't even remember Alex Rileys music. It was like Crazy Train in my most likely drunken mistaken mind

SAY IT TO MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
 
2012-07-03 08:51:07 PM
Ziggler gets one step closer to his well deserved World Championship.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:13 PM
Wait...maybe WWE is reading these threads and brought back asscape as a peace offering.

Man, I am now hoping Dolph wins MITB....with an asscape assistance.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:24 PM
I think we can hand Ziggles the briefcase now
 
2012-07-03 08:51:30 PM
Why is Tensai in the match?
 
2012-07-03 08:52:09 PM
10 year reference...40 year reference...

Oh, Vince.
 
2012-07-03 08:52:13 PM
Stalker josh better be the interviewer
 
2012-07-03 08:52:15 PM
Just unify those belts into the United Continental belt and be done with it.
 
2012-07-03 08:52:18 PM
silgryphon: Why is Tensai in the match?

Testing to see if the ladders will hold up for Show and Kane in the RAW MITB?
 
2012-07-03 08:52:23 PM
ShiningWizard: I think we can hand Ziggles the briefcase belt now

FTFY
 
2012-07-03 08:52:29 PM
AJ interview with Michael Cole.

Again, I say Vince is reading the threads and farking with us.
 
2012-07-03 08:52:31 PM
silgryphon: Why is Tensai in the match?

Because WWE doesn't know when to cut their losses and accept that the character failed
 
2012-07-03 08:52:35 PM
silgryphon: Stalker josh better be the interviewer

Co-signed.
 
2012-07-03 08:53:02 PM
"Ziggler surely must be the hands on favorite to win the Smackdown MITB match Brain."

"You'd think that Monsoon, then Vince is going to have Tensai win so every member of the IWC will have a Brain Hemorrhage so he won't have to listen to them anymore."

"That's scary Brain."
 
2012-07-03 08:53:27 PM
You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.


So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
 
2012-07-03 08:53:55 PM
slamjack: Steven Rules: Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.

Cody Rhodes is in SD MITB, whoever wins this is in as well. Also on the 4th of July episode the first three segments/matches had 8 people involved and Rhodes was the only one born in the US.


So something actually happened. Cody in MITB to bad he won't win now that #HEEL is qualified.

/Fist bump for the update.
 
2012-07-03 08:54:03 PM
Who is the dude in the 5 hr energy commercial and why does he look familiar
 
2012-07-03 08:54:18 PM
Would it kill 5 hour energy to make one good commercial? Also I think they kind of screwed themselves, since I can find a knockoff product with the same ingredients at dollar tree.
 
2012-07-03 08:54:26 PM
silgryphon: Why is Tensai in the match?

Why are there 7 people in the SDMITB match?

Only 5 for RAW
 
2012-07-03 08:55:22 PM
TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.


So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?


Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.

Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.
 
2012-07-03 08:55:32 PM
Captain Steroid: Steven Rules: Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.

Alberto Del Rio hassling the front row for their papers.

No, I'm not high.


That's one of us.
 
2012-07-03 08:55:36 PM
P-Money All $tar: silgryphon: Why is Tensai in the match?

Why are there 7 people in the SDMITB match?

Only 5 for RAW


Cause WWE is stupid
 
2012-07-03 08:55:54 PM
The Newsroom looks really good.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:01 PM
verbaltoxin: Just unify those belts into the United Continental belt and be done with it.

It would have an image of Pangea on the center plate

library.thinkquest.org
 
2012-07-03 08:56:16 PM
verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.


So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?

Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.

Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.


imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 08:56:21 PM
verbaltoxin: Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.

Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.


THEIR TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NO! YOU CAN'T SEE THEM! IT'S JUST CENA NOW!
 
2012-07-03 08:56:26 PM
verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.


So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?

Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.

Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.


I think we all know whose voice I read that in
 
2012-07-03 08:56:41 PM
Anarchangel: The Newsroom looks really good.

It approaches the Sorkin Singularity though.

If you like him, you'll probably love it.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:51 PM
Because she's unavoidable...

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 08:57:01 PM
silgryphon: P-Money All $tar: silgryphon: Why is Tensai in the match?

Why are there 7 people in the SDMITB match?

Only 5 for RAW

Cause WWE is stupid


Make it worse.....only 4 for Raw's
 
2012-07-03 08:57:03 PM
eddievercetti: MY TIME IS NOW!

Goddammit, I always botch that!
 
2012-07-03 08:57:16 PM
Okay, I'm bored.

Post # 600 gets the AFWA belt.

"Frontal occipital protuberance"
 
2012-07-03 08:57:21 PM
Anarchangel: The Newsroom looks really good.

As a West Wing junkie I am highly interested in seeing it when I get a chance
 
2012-07-03 08:57:21 PM
Most controversial? No way

Crazy AJ
 
2012-07-03 08:57:28 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 08:57:43 PM
Hey, Law and Order SVU is on USA!

Can't beat Mariska Hargitay.
 
2012-07-03 08:57:48 PM
Maybe we'll all get lucky, AJ will snap, and deliver a Shining Wizard to Cole.
 
2012-07-03 08:57:52 PM
verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.


So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?

Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.

Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.


:(
 
2012-07-03 08:57:56 PM
Hey a fox news joke
 
2012-07-03 08:57:59 PM
Black and pink? Uh-oh, now she's stalking Bret and Nattie!
 
2012-07-03 08:58:04 PM
ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]


Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
 
2012-07-03 08:58:56 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Maybe we'll all get lucky, AJ will snap, and deliver a Shining Wizard to Cole.

Or a tongue lashing.
 
2012-07-03 08:59:10 PM
Cole is going to get a kiss followed by a knee to the groin

/wizard
 
2012-07-03 08:59:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAnd right to that clip, lol

/who's the Wizard now?!?
 
2012-07-03 08:59:38 PM
And this is where I realized that Punk was a dead man...
 
2012-07-03 08:59:43 PM
TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?


Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
 
2012-07-03 08:59:46 PM
Who the hell introduced Vince to dubstep?
 
2012-07-03 08:59:50 PM
Jesus, we needed a video package of one night ago?! Why can't they just explain this in a few lines of dialogue IN THE F*CKING PROMO THEY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?!!
 
2012-07-03 09:00:05 PM
The music they are using sounds like something from the Chrono Trigger soundtrack
 
2012-07-03 09:00:09 PM
god, the editing and "crazy AJ" effects in this video are making me stabby
 
2012-07-03 09:00:32 PM
HeartBurnKid: Who the hell introduced Vince to dubstep?

imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:00:32 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cole is going to get a kiss

If that happens and there's not a hidden mechanism to make it look like he shot in his pants, WWE HAS FAILED
 
2012-07-03 09:00:34 PM
Goddammit. Sh*t like this is why I'm not going to go to a TV taping. I don't pay good money to watch TV at an arena. F*ck this company.
 
2012-07-03 09:00:37 PM
Ok this a good promo
 
2012-07-03 09:00:42 PM
Ugh...

img2-ec.etsystatic.com
 
2012-07-03 09:00:49 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Maybe we'll all get lucky, AJ will snap, and deliver a Shining Wizard to Cole.

Namesake aside, I'd settle for a Sliced Bread #2
 
2012-07-03 09:01:00 PM
HeartBurnKid: Who the hell introduced Vince to dubstep?

I think it's the only music he's heard in the past year.
 
2012-07-03 09:01:10 PM
HeartBurnKid: Who the hell introduced Vince to dubstep?

Remember Vince thinks he's hip a la TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER
 
2012-07-03 09:01:15 PM
"AJs biggest fan?"

i83.photobucket.com

"The eyes they burn my soul Monsoon!"
 
2012-07-03 09:01:54 PM
FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.


So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?
 
2012-07-03 09:02:02 PM
Watch it Cole, AJ is gonna go crazy on u
 
2012-07-03 09:02:11 PM
someone, anyone, PLEASE make Cole leave!
 
2012-07-03 09:02:19 PM
"You switch allegiences on a dime..."

Pot, kettle. Now get a room, you crazy kids.
 
2012-07-03 09:02:22 PM
I'm pretty sure AJ is the avatar of all of WWE's terrible, nonsensical writing. I think they're just feeding Vince this sh*t on purpose, knowing it'll get approved, because he flat-out doesn't care about his stories making sense.
 
2012-07-03 09:02:27 PM
lol@the one guy trying to what this
 
2012-07-03 09:02:30 PM
eddievercetti: HeartBurnKid: Who the hell introduced Vince to dubstep?

Remember Vince thinks he's hip a la TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER


TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWITTER TWI-TWI-TWI-TWI TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
 
2012-07-03 09:02:37 PM
What is the story with the crazy eyes chick meme?
 
2012-07-03 09:02:44 PM
I love AJ so damn much.
 
2012-07-03 09:02:44 PM
Aj's 25 Cole
 
2012-07-03 09:02:54 PM
So cole is a Psycatrist now?
 
2012-07-03 09:03:08 PM
Teenager = 25, to Michael Cole.

Teenager = future wife to Jerry Lawler.
 
2012-07-03 09:03:09 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: someone, anyone, PLEASE make Cole leave!

imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:03:13 PM
Cole is hitting on her, LOL.
 
2012-07-03 09:03:23 PM
A man who's wearing his wedding ring
 
2012-07-03 09:03:24 PM
That's it! Knee to his dome now AJ!!!!!
 
2012-07-03 09:03:33 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What is the story with the crazy eyes chick meme?

she takes the lyrics of his pop songs and makes them sound insanely stalker-ish. They're pretty funny, really.
 
2012-07-03 09:03:43 PM
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
 
2012-07-03 09:03:45 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?


I'm saying that, much like my disdain for certain overrated, average looking, not that talented women in WWE, Part of my dislike of overrated, average looking, not that talented Doctor Who companion stems from the MOAR PICS wankery that comes from the blatant manipulation of the sad, sad audience.
 
2012-07-03 09:03:47 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:03:50 PM
Okay, I laughed at "you could have allllllllll this" with Cole shaking his potbelly at her, lol.

Danielson to save us.
 
2012-07-03 09:03:51 PM
I love the one guy in the crowd doing the "WHAT" chant.
 
2012-07-03 09:04:05 PM
Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?


I don't know, eventually we might swing back to someone who is more Donnaesque (though even she was very important). Really the only person who was not important was poor Martha Jones

Here comes Daniel Bryan....if only people would chant, "You're going to get your farking head kicked in" to Cole
 
2012-07-03 09:04:11 PM
jesus, Cole just reached new levels of creepy
 
2012-07-03 09:04:19 PM
wpp.thedroidvault.com
 
2012-07-03 09:04:25 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:04:28 PM
Oh god damnit, they are gonna add Cole to the match and he's going to win the belt.
 
2012-07-03 09:04:49 PM
I need a shower after watching Cole hit on AJ. I mean, I just took a shower and I need another one after watching him go full on creepy old man.
 
2012-07-03 09:04:58 PM
"There's a lot there to love Brain."

"Pot calling the kettle back Monsoon."

"Just like Daniel Bryan calling Cole an abusive bully."
 
2012-07-03 09:05:00 PM
Holy crap, did Daniel Bryan become a face and mention everything that WWE has done in the past 3 months?
 
2012-07-03 09:05:00 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What is the story with the crazy eyes chick meme?

she takes the lyrics of his pop songs and makes them sound insanely stalker-ish. They're pretty funny, really.


Thanks, I have been seeing it and was confused
 
2012-07-03 09:05:03 PM
robsul82: Cole is hitting on her, LOL.

"Hey Vince, we're going to have AJ come out, and just to show how KA-RAYY-ZEEE she is, even Michael Cole is going to try to get some o' dat! Crazy!"

"YEAH YEAH WHAT THE F*CK EVER! HAYES! LOMBARDI! GO GET SOME TRIPLE SEC, GRENADINE, TEQUILA AND METRX! WE'RE MAKING PROTEINARITAS!"
 
2012-07-03 09:05:04 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What is the story with the crazy eyes chick meme?

Some chick entered a fan video contest for Justin Bieber and Reddit made a meme out of her playing the overly attached girlfriend.
 
2012-07-03 09:05:04 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?

I'm saying that, much like my disdain for certain overrated, average looking, not that talented women in WWE, Part of my dislike of overrated, average looking, not that talented Doctor Who companion stems from the MOAR PICS wankery that comes from the blatant manipulation of the sad, sad audience.


go to okcupid.com, join and do a search for girls in your area who say they have an "average" body type then come back to me
 
2012-07-03 09:05:13 PM
FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.


IT WILL BE
 
2012-07-03 09:05:54 PM
Shiat, I thought Danielson was going to touch back onto his annoying liberal gimmick that got shunted a while back.

/nobody else remembers "I DRIVE A PRIUS!"
 
2012-07-03 09:06:02 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:06:10 PM
Static time. BTW it's 9

Champion comes out second hour always
 
2012-07-03 09:06:19 PM
nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

IT WILL BE


I know. I know.
 
2012-07-03 09:06:21 PM
Back from Kuwait already?!?
 
2012-07-03 09:06:59 PM
I really miss the days when hearing Cult of Personality was a good thing, and meant the show was taking a turn for the better.
 
2012-07-03 09:07:05 PM
COLE GET OUT NOW
 
2012-07-03 09:07:08 PM
Yeah Cole get out
 
2012-07-03 09:07:15 PM
Thank you, Punk! :D
 
2012-07-03 09:07:29 PM
"Did Cole just piss himself?"

"I believe he did Monsoon."
 
2012-07-03 09:07:39 PM
Heels and faces all hate Cole, hehe
 
2012-07-03 09:07:40 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

IT WILL BE

I know. I know.


Maybe the twist will be she's a robot and cannot feel human emotions
 
2012-07-03 09:07:46 PM
And for one, brief second, CM Punk appeared in this segment.
 
2012-07-03 09:07:54 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

IT WILL BE

I know. I know.


You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.
 
2012-07-03 09:07:57 PM
COME ON HIT A GTS ON HER
 
2012-07-03 09:07:57 PM
Punk does not take being physically abused!
 
2012-07-03 09:08:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I really miss the days when hearing Cult of Personality was a good thing, and meant the show was taking a turn for the better.

Which is why I'm hoping that the rumoured Punk heel turn is going to happen. It would make him interesting and fun again.

/He still rules in the ring...so he's not all bad
//Yet
 
2012-07-03 09:08:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I really miss the days when hearing Cult of Personality was a good thing, and meant the show was taking a turn for the better.

Considering he just kicked Cole out of the ring, I'd say the show took a turn for the better.
 
2012-07-03 09:08:18 PM
Worried about farking up their match?
 
2012-07-03 09:08:32 PM
INTERVENTION, WWE-style.
 
2012-07-03 09:08:38 PM
You know, I think the highlight of last night's thread was everyone at the same time thinking:

OH MY GOD, PUNK IS CALLING TNA
 
2012-07-03 09:08:41 PM
So has Punk hit AJ yet IRL?
 
2012-07-03 09:08:44 PM
Punk likes crazy chicks, but not crazy crazy.
 
2012-07-03 09:08:45 PM
CM Punk, if you make AJ cry, I'll rip your farking balls off.
 
2012-07-03 09:08:46 PM
Ok, touchy-feely Punk is really falling flat right now
 
2012-07-03 09:08:46 PM
AJ has a mental illness, Send her to the shrink
 
2012-07-03 09:09:19 PM
JEFF VANVONDEREN IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!

"What a load of garbage!"
 
2012-07-03 09:09:27 PM
HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

IT WILL BE

I know. I know.

You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.


Woah man, I brought that up because of our talk on DW (which I hope there are threads on). Let's cool down the jets
 
2012-07-03 09:09:55 PM
HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...

[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]

Ok, that is a funny picture.

Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?

Praise Jebus!

It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.

And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.

Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.

IT WILL BE

I know. I know.

You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.


It was nice when the shows were sort of worth watching without descending into a 20 minute quagmire of complete shiat.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:04 PM
And the crowd goes mild.

EMO Punk SUCKS. really and truly sucks

stick a fork in it.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:05 PM
www.mypacs.net

This is the opposite of a frontal occipital protuberance.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:07 PM
"Let me allow you a little something about CM Punk?"

"Needs to put that arrow back in the quiver Monsoon."
 
2012-07-03 09:10:11 PM
I really hate the chick in the middle feuds
 
2012-07-03 09:10:19 PM
Danielson gets some sugar.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:22 PM
Well ok then. Get a room
 
2012-07-03 09:10:26 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So has Punk hit AJ yet IRL?

There should be a diva's picture with just Xs over everyone Punk has slept with
 
2012-07-03 09:10:32 PM
Im hoping stone cold comes out and gives AJ the stunner.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:33 PM
Frontal Occipital Protuberance?
 
2012-07-03 09:10:50 PM
Even tho he's forced to be corporate now, I like that Punk still does the little things, like calling himself a wrestler and wearing the championship belt.
 
2012-07-03 09:10:59 PM
Frontal Occuipitacl protuberance,.
 
2012-07-03 09:11:03 PM
Punk gets some sloppy sugar!
 
2012-07-03 09:11:06 PM
www.accelerator3359.com

Gorilla's coming for your frontal occipital protuberance!!
 
2012-07-03 09:11:08 PM
Oh, my... O_O'
 
2012-07-03 09:11:10 PM
Can we get a live sex show now?
 
2012-07-03 09:11:12 PM
LOL AJ is a little tramp.
 
2012-07-03 09:11:14 PM
Frontal Occipital Protuberance

/WTF is this shiat?
 
2012-07-03 09:11:16 PM
Great. DB and Punk are now spit cousins
 
2012-07-03 09:11:20 PM
All right Zack, go out there and take a turn! Do it for TV, dammit!
 
2012-07-03 09:11:22 PM
whore
 
2012-07-03 09:11:30 PM
Randyman: And the crowd goes mild.

EMO Punk SUCKS. really and truly sucks

stick a fork in it.


I wouldn't have ever expected Vince could completely fark Punk up, but here we are.
 
2012-07-03 09:11:35 PM
So does the winner of MITB have a live sex celebration.

Did we get accidentally topless Lita last time?
 
2012-07-03 09:11:35 PM
Speaking of which, did you guys like the Rock/Austin feud that started because of Debra and ended at WM X7?
 
2012-07-03 09:11:38 PM
Punk and Danielson are Eskimo brothers at this point.
 
2012-07-03 09:11:50 PM
Go make out with cole next!!!
 
2012-07-03 09:11:51 PM
"And now you both have Herpes!"
 
2012-07-03 09:11:59 PM
Punk is just thinking "Oh God I can taste his beard in my mouth!"
 
2012-07-03 09:12:03 PM
What's funny is that they'll probably both run a train on her later tonight.
 
2012-07-03 09:12:05 PM
I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
 
2012-07-03 09:12:27 PM
So I guess between stealing storylines from Punk's RoH years, they have to recycle storylines from Punk's High School years...
 
2012-07-03 09:12:36 PM
After 20 minutes down the drain, we're back to Smackdown!
 
2012-07-03 09:12:46 PM
Aw, DAMMIT! AJ made me botch the FOP! T_T
 
2012-07-03 09:12:58 PM
www.guysnation.com

When? Just when?
 
2012-07-03 09:13:16 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-03 09:13:20 PM
verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

I have you as the FOP winner.
 
2012-07-03 09:13:28 PM
lurch_E_bean: So I guess between stealing storylines from Punk's RoH years, they have to recycle storylines from Punk's High School years...

Well, he is a Chick Magnet, you know.
 
2012-07-03 09:13:32 PM
verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

I have you as well, haven't had any issues myself.
 
2012-07-03 09:13:49 PM
robsul82: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

I dunno... Dawson's Creek was watchable...
 
2012-07-03 09:13:53 PM
verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

"Did he Monsoon?"

"He sure did..."

(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)

"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
 
2012-07-03 09:13:55 PM
If there are any poker fans, Big Drop is down to 5 people. 2 non-players (including the Cirque guy) vs. 3 players (including Hellmuth in 5th). I'm pulling for Cirque guy but Phil winning would result in the world exploding.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:00 PM
eddievercetti: [www.guysnation.com image 255x197]

When? Just when?


I would watch Lita f*ck Joseph Park. I don't care. Whatever lets me see her naked.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:03 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "And now you both have Herpes!"

Okay that officially sold me on you as a poster.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:09 PM
robsul82: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

:beerspit:
 
2012-07-03 09:14:44 PM
FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

I dunno... Dawson's Creek was watchable...


Punk crying face = Dawson crying face!

Miss Jacobs = Eve!

Big Show's daddy dying = Dawson's daddy dying!

/this is important
//THIS MEANS SOMETHING
 
2012-07-03 09:14:49 PM
This show has been AWFUL.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:52 PM
On the plus side, we're less than 48 hours away from Impact.
 
2012-07-03 09:15:02 PM
Congrats, verbaltoxin. You ARE Verne Gagne! :P
 
2012-07-03 09:15:10 PM
FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

I dunno... Dawson's Creek was watchable...


Well I will say that Michelle Williams has not been shy about doing nude scenes
 
2012-07-03 09:15:18 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

"Did he Monsoon?"

"He sure did..."

(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)

"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"


THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!
 
2012-07-03 09:15:20 PM
verbaltoxin: eddievercetti: [www.guysnation.com image 255x197]

When? Just when?

I would watch Lita f*ck Joseph Park. I don't care. Whatever lets me see her naked.


I'm assuming in your fantasy, Lita's using a strap-on shaped like the Macho King's scepter?
 
2012-07-03 09:15:55 PM
Fisty Bum: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

I have you as the FOP winner.


I have Captain Steriod with a botch at 600
 
2012-07-03 09:16:16 PM
robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

I dunno... Dawson's Creek was watchable...

Punk crying face = Dawson crying face!

Miss Jacobs = Eve!

Big Show's daddy dying = Dawson's daddy dying!

/this is important
//THIS MEANS SOMETHING


Y'know, if they'd had Pacey come in and drag The Flash's coffin around behind the Bluesmobile, that episode would have been so much better.
 
2012-07-03 09:16:19 PM
verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

"Did he Monsoon?"

"He sure did..."

(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)

"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"

THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!


"I WILL LITERALLY HANG YOU FROM THE RAFTERS!"
 
2012-07-03 09:16:20 PM
Anarchangel: This show has been AWFUL.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 09:16:21 PM
Macho Man getting killed by Crush clip!
 
2012-07-03 09:16:32 PM
Ugh.
 
2012-07-03 09:16:45 PM
6 man tag match playa
 
2012-07-03 09:16:52 PM
Teddy's magical 6 man tag match is here!
 
2012-07-03 09:17:26 PM
Time for the geezers!
 
2012-07-03 09:17:28 PM
Sgt. Slaughter, fresh from leading a 2nd grade class in the Pledge of Allegiance!
 
2012-07-03 09:17:30 PM
THE SARGE IS HERE, YOU PUKES!
 
2012-07-03 09:17:38 PM
SARGE!
Get down and give me 50 you maggots

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-07-03 09:17:42 PM
Hey, Sgt. Slaughter.

I'm guessing Heath Slater will be on the other team? And Hacksaw will be out next?
 
2012-07-03 09:17:44 PM
Slaughter and Duggin?

Is Heath Slater on the other team?
 
2012-07-03 09:17:48 PM
SARGE!! looks like he lost a lot of weight
HACKSAW!!
 
2012-07-03 09:17:51 PM
Ok, here we go. Sgt Slaughter has his country back. Dugan time

Heath Slater has to be on the other team right?
 
2012-07-03 09:17:56 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

"Did he Monsoon?"

"He sure did..."

(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)

"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"

THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!

"I WILL LITERALLY HANG YOU FROM THE RAFTERS!"


OOOH, WHAT NEXT, ARE YOU GOING TO GO BANANAS?! COME AT ME, BRO! I GOT THE BODY, AND I GOT THE MIND, GENO!!!
 
2012-07-03 09:18:08 PM
Jim Duggan looks awful.
 
2012-07-03 09:18:08 PM
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, the man who is so patriotic he killed Berlyn's gimmick dead!
 
2012-07-03 09:18:17 PM
I CALLED IT! Hacksaw and the Sarge!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-07-03 09:18:21 PM
Captain Steroid: Anarchangel: WIZARD TIME:

Swagger jobs to Brodus Clay, Slater jobs to Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

No, Sgt. Slaughter.

[imageshack.us image 456x352]

AND THAT'S AN ORDER!!!


imageshack.us
 
2012-07-03 09:18:28 PM
TheManofPA: Ok, here we go. Sgt Slaughter has his country back. Dugan time

Heath Slater has to be on the other team right?


Nope mexicans
 
2012-07-03 09:18:29 PM
Two old dudes, and not a Slater in sight.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo, Drew McIntyre!
 
2012-07-03 09:18:38 PM
It is the former Commissioner! And the formwer KING! WOOOOOHBOOO I AM SO EXCITED IT IS LIKE MY CHILDHOOD REfarkING VISITED AHHHHHHHHHHOMGGGGGGGG
 
2012-07-03 09:18:43 PM
Drew McIntyre sighting.
 
2012-07-03 09:18:46 PM
Good point Cole
 
2012-07-03 09:18:47 PM
wtf is wrong with Slaughters oddly colored head
 
2012-07-03 09:18:48 PM
well, so much for my wizard prediction
 
2012-07-03 09:18:59 PM
Sgt Slaughter and Hacksaw? Holy shiat, I'm back in the 80's when wrestling was awesome.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:05 PM
irishman4: Jim Duggan looks awful.

Jim Duggan has looked awful for 20 years now.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:08 PM
Wow! Ryder, A-Ry, and Drew McIntyre all seen on tv tonight!
 
2012-07-03 09:19:08 PM
irishman4: Jim Duggan looks awful.

Age and cancer'll do that to ya.
 
2012-07-03 09:19:10 PM
Because nothing says "Americana" like a developmentally challenged 50 year old carrying around a board threatening to beat up anyone not from America.

Wait, did I just describe a Tea Partier?
 
2012-07-03 09:19:30 PM
Why is Santino on the USA team?

THIS MAKES NO SENSE
 
2012-07-03 09:19:30 PM
Nothing says God Bless America like Santino the Italian
 
2012-07-03 09:19:38 PM
That's what the Great American Bash has always been about? Old-timers way past their prime?

Well, it was a WCW event...
 
2012-07-03 09:19:41 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com


Maybe WWE should send some of the struggling up and comers to the slaughterhouse
 
2012-07-03 09:19:49 PM
TEDDYHHH LOOOONGGGG WHY DED YOUUUU PET MEE IN THES MAITCH
 
2012-07-03 09:20:01 PM
verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.

"Did he Monsoon?"

"He sure did..."

(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)

"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"

"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"

THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!

"I WILL LITERALLY HANG YOU FROM THE RAFTERS!"

OOOH, WHAT NEXT, ARE YOU GOING TO GO BANANAS?! COME AT ME, BRO! I GOT THE BODY, AND I GOT THE MIND, GENO!!!


"NAH, I already came at your mother last night."

"Will you stop?"

"I got your back bro."
 
2012-07-03 09:20:08 PM
Scottish Stevie Richards pleases me.
 
2012-07-03 09:20:10 PM
The_Y2P_Problem: Because nothing says "Americana" like a developmentally challenged 50 year old carrying around a board threatening to beat up anyone not from America.

Wait, did I just describe a Tea Partier?


Hacksaw Jim Duggan = OG Tea Partier
 
2012-07-03 09:20:10 PM
I know Swagger is a heel and whatnot, but wouldn't it make much more sense to have the "All-American American" with those two instead of the Italian dude?
 
2012-07-03 09:20:44 PM
The_Y2P_Problem: Because nothing says "Americana" like a developmentally challenged 50 year old carrying around a board threatening to beat up anyone not from America.

Dad?
 
2012-07-03 09:20:49 PM
Excuse me.

YOU STILL GOT IT chant?

Wow.

YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF TEXAS
 
2012-07-03 09:20:50 PM
I don't know if Hacksaw should get a "You've still got it" chant

Though he does have a lot more now.
 
2012-07-03 09:21:03 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 09:21:11 PM
silgryphon: Why is Santino on the USA team?

THIS MAKES NO SENSE


US Champ
 
2012-07-03 09:21:20 PM
"YOU STILL GOT IT"?

Really, crowd?
 
2012-07-03 09:21:24 PM
YOU JOBBED TO THE COBRA
 
2012-07-03 09:21:24 PM
I would have much rather preferred Sgt. Slaughter putting on the Cobra Clutch for the win.
 
2012-07-03 09:21:35 PM
You know, one year, Vince is going to swerve and have Team USA lose on the 4th.
 
2012-07-03 09:21:39 PM
Sgt. Slaughter won with the help of COBRAAAAAA! XD
 
2012-07-03 09:21:45 PM
Nattie sighting!
 
2012-07-03 09:21:56 PM
Back in 1987, Hacksaw and the Iron Sheik were pulled over by the cops. Hacksaw was drunk and high and the Iron Sheik was messed up on cocaine.