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Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...
FirstNationalBastard:Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...
Gunny Highway:FirstNationalBastard: Since WWE is using a classic NWA/WCW PPV name tonight, I think we should take a moment to remember some fine classic wrestlers, some of whom are no longer with us...
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*hang head*
You are missed.
Well, only the top two are gone... Grizzly Smith died in 2010, Davey Boy Smith died in 2002. However, J.T. Smith, and Sam Houston (aka Michael Smith, son of Grizzly Smith, brother of Jake Roberts (Aurelian Smith) and Rockin' Robin Smith) are both still alive, as are Jake and Robin.
Also, Speaking of Grizzly and his progeny, you could really say that the Smith family provided us with a lot of great moments over the years. Grizzly was also a booker in WCW, and was responsible for a lot of Cactus Jack's run. And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals. And Robin... well, she botched America The Beautiful at Wrestlemania V.
The Smith family... they had a tremendous impact wherever they were.
Rwa2play:Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.
Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.
Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.
FirstNationalBastard:Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.
Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.
Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.
I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.
FirstNationalBastard:And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Gunny Highway:FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.
Rwa2play:Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.
Rwa2play:FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.
Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.
Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.
I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.
The good news is the matches will get released on DVD and the internet, and either Classics on Demand or WWE Network will probably make use of the weekly shows to fill their programming needs.
The documentaries are secondary. But the matches and shows? That's the goldmine.
Gunny Highway:FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
FirstNationalBastard:Rwa2play: FirstNationalBastard: Rwa2play: Sigh...just watched some Mid-South (UWF) action on YouTube. Damn that was entertaining.
Hella more entertaining than the WWE's been in years.
Good news, Vince bought the Mid South library a few weeks back. Plans for Junkyard Dog, Ted DiBiase, and History of Mid South DVD sets have already been rumored.
I don't know if you can call that "good news;" especially with the amount of retconning he does with the DVDs.
The good news is the matches will get released on DVD and the internet, and either Classics on Demand or WWE Network will probably make use of the weekly shows to fill their programming needs.
The documentaries are secondary. But the matches and shows? That's the goldmine.
Orgasmatron138:Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Aren't he and Sam Houston cousins?
Half-brothers.
Didn't you read my small tribute to the Smith clan and their great works up above?
Orgasmatron138:Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Aren't he and Sam Houston cousins?
Half-brothers. Rockin' Robin is also his half-sister.
Gunny Highway:Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.
Okay cool. Thanks.
IIRC his more heelish persona was started around the time he was in Florida and helped Kevin Sullivan win a loser-leaves-town match with Dusty in a cage. It was further developed when he was the "jewel" of Paul Ellering's "Legion of Doom" stable w/ the Road Warriors and King Kong Bundy
Rwa2play:Gunny Highway: Rwa2play: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: And Jake... Jake had a great mind for the business, but dulled it with too many chemicals.
Jake is someone I really missed out on. I was very young during his WWE run and never got to watch him at his best. I hear so many good things about his mic work and understanding of how the business works but it is tough to find older stuff online.
Try Georgia Championship Wrestling and Mid-South. Jake had some good runs there.
Okay cool. Thanks.
IIRC his more heelish persona was started around the time he was in Florida and helped Kevin Sullivan win a loser-leaves-town match with Dusty in a cage. It was further developed when he was the "jewel" of Paul Ellering's "Legion of Doom" stable w/ the Road Warriors and King Kong Bundy
Yeah, unlike the crap WWE comes out with, a real DID YOU KNOW is that Jake and King Kong Bundy were original members of the Legion of Doom before Hawk and Animal split off solo as the Road Warriors.
I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.
verbaltoxin:I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.
Besides being one of the best interviews and a very credible worker, even though he had a potbelly and knobby knees, Jake could have been a great booker. In fact, the reason he left WWF in 1992 is rumored to be that after Pat Patterson was fired in the wake of the ringboy scandals, Jake went to Vince and requested to come off the road as a fulltime wrestler and finally join the booking crew in Pat's old spot. Vince said no, so Jake quit. And after that, Jake's career really went to shiat.
When he came back in '96 as Religious Jake, he was again part of the booking crew. But, his "personal demons" led to things not working out, and that's where we see him in Beyond The Mat.
verbaltoxin:I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.
Becoming a drug addict doesnt mean you didnt have a good mind for what you were doing before that.
verbaltoxin:Mid South, Georgia Championship Wrestling and Florida Championship Wrestling.
What the hell happened?! Why are these places mark central now?
WCW.
Eve though they were technically a global company, WCW was still based out of Georgia, and their hotbed was the old Mid-Atlantic territory (VA, SC, NC, GA, FL). And WCW torched those areas and salted the earth in their final years.
FirstNationalBastard:Yeah, unlike the crap WWE comes out with, a real DID YOU KNOW is that Jake and King Kong Bundy were original members of the Legion of Doom before Hawk and Animal split off solo as the Road Warriors.
This. That was a pretty feared stable back then because of who was involved.
verbaltoxin:I was always curious what that meant, "Jake had a good mind for the business." I honestly have no idea what that means, because as soon as he should've been going to the next level, he descended into a pile of cocaine. We really missed out on what could've been a legendary heel run in the 90s. Nobody was more hated than Jake in 1992. Flair looked like a chump compared to Jake.
I would assume that "having a good mind for the business" was knowing how to tell a story in and out of the ring. A real good feud with two or more people that knew how to push the audience's buttons got fans into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" mode when the match was set.
That's why I love a lot of the Southern-based promotions: they *knew* how to push the right buttons to a feud. Mid-Atlantic, GCW, CWF, Bill Watts' Mid-South pretty much wrote the book on it.
FirstNationalBastard:verbaltoxin: Mid South, Georgia Championship Wrestling and Florida Championship Wrestling.
What the hell happened?! Why are these places mark central now?
WCW.
Eve though they were technically a global company, WCW was still based out of Georgia, and their hotbed was the old Mid-Atlantic territory (VA, SC, NC, GA, FL). And WCW torched those areas and salted the earth in their final years.
I was a mark for WCW International. WCW logic always amused me. World Championship Wrestling needed an "international" division. Any excuse to keep that belt around and give Vince the finger, I suppose.
But yes it's pretty telling that the only thing going in the South is TNA. NWA Wilside was around for a while but Bill Behrens ditched it to work for the Jarretts. It's been pretty scarce though.
So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
Due to wildfires, they are doing Raw/Smackdown tapings both on Monday next week so don't expect much wrestling (less than normal). I'm on vacation all week so good luck without me.
TheManofPA:So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
This was Davey and Dynamite Kid in the early 80s...
Here they are in '86
Steroids, eh?
And it took its toll. Dynamite wound up a cripple, and his cousin Davey Boy wound up dead.
And it made him do some crazy shiat. If you look around the 'net, you can find the book written by Diana Hart-Smith, with all the horrible allegations of various things like guns, roofies, rape, suicide attempts... Although Miss Hart-Smith now says she regrets writing the book.
Davey Boy and Diana's son, David Hart-Smith was in the WWE for a while as part of the Hart Dynasty, and was involved with both TNA's Ring Ka King and a new Stampede for a while.
verbaltoxin:So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
FYI, you aren't going to
I just want to know who the other matches are going to be if they are doing a 20 man battle royale. It would be great if the BR went for an hour, I'd be down with that. Winner is Smackdown's GM because supposedly Monday will have a big name that can only do one night.
Who knows what "Big Name" for WWE means....maybe the hot chick from Suits (fight amongst yourself who that is)
TheManofPA:verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.
:(
That's how I know you have me favorited.
In your heart, where it really matters.
JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.
Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.
TheManofPA:So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
Fisty Bum:TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
TheManofPA:Fisty Bum: TheManofPA: So we are just letting JFSP win with the Cena picture tonight right? That's a rule for events like this, kind of like how the faces always get the last laugh in a dark match.
verbaltoxin:TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.
:(
That's how I know you have me favorited.
In your heart, where it really matters.
JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.
Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.
Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)
hobblekitty:verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.
:(
That's how I know you have me favorited.
In your heart, where it really matters.
JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.
Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.
Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)
I should you favorite guys but what color? FNB gots grey, anyone wanna join the Grey Cup?
eddievercetti:hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.
:(
That's how I know you have me favorited.
In your heart, where it really matters.
JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.
Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
I have virtually every regular FWC person favorited. It's a wall of green when I'm these threads. Except cyan for Broski-pac, because they, like the color, suck balls.
Ha well I have all the fWc highlighted in various shades of cyan. Yours is particularly bright and cheery. ;-)
I should you favorite guys but what color? FNB gots grey, anyone wanna join the Grey Cup?
I read that as the "Ghey Cup"......
Anyone want to guess who is GM for Smackdown? Probably a heel right, I like the Del Rio thing.
I'll be disappointed when as per usual, they don't do the smart thing of: Heel wins GM and doesn't book himself in a WWE title match AFTER the champ has already wrestled.
TheManofPA:verbaltoxin: Jim from Saint Paul: verbaltoxin: So has anyone heard from [redacted] today?
[redacted] demanded I follow him on twitter. I am not half as tough and stubborn as I act like I am so I did.
:(
That's how I know you have me favorited.
In your heart, where it really matters.
JFSP has no one favorited, it's all an act within an act.
Well, maybe Bobby and the Gorilla because that guy is hilarious.
nykhra1 (or whatever).
Jay (nbwarhooooooo or something like it). He's treating me to a twins game and a juicy lucy dinner. That's worth a favorite in and of itself. Yet I had him favorited because he owns an Anya action figure that wears a bunny suit and has a WWF title belt on it.
Bobby and Gorilla.
I Said. Duh.
Alot of women on Fark. Because girls are cooler then guys.
Turns out that Bruno respectfully declined his own personal ME. ME EVERYWHERE night.
It has come to our attention that someone has claimed that Bruno was unimpressed with Triple H. That is an absolutely false statement Bruno had no issue what so ever with Triple H. He liked Triple H and enjoyed their conversation but for reasons personal to Bruno he has decided not to accept the induction in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IS THE REFUSAL A REFLECTION ON TRIPLE H or his presentation or conversations with Bruno.
As has been said, he'll be inducted posthumously by his son David.
verbaltoxin:Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].
@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.
I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.
hobblekitty:verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].
@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.
I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.
@FinFangFark I'm up to 26...I was shocked...SHOCKED I TELL YOU!
And after all that, I'm heading to Dennys for some pancakes...
hobblekitty:verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].
@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.
I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.
Porn spammers have been trying to follow me the last three days, so I've been making use of the "report spam" feature.
FinFangFark:hobblekitty: verbaltoxin: Following a few of you on Twitter now. I'm getting the lowdown on [redacted].
@GentlestTweets if you want to follow as well.
I got 4 new followers on twitter today because of all this, that's like over 30% increase on my previous number of followers. I feel so popular today LMFAO.
@FinFangFark I'm up to 26...I was shocked...SHOCKED I TELL YOU!
And after all that, I'm heading to Dennys for some pancakes...
hobblekitty:Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.
FinFangFark:hobblekitty: Sarcasm doesn't often portray itself properly over the internet. ;-) I have been taking my meds faithfully since my last meltdown, actually.
/calm as hindu cows yo
Oh I know how to change that...let's get this party rockin'!!
Ah ha! I see you are trying to poke the bear but I will not be moved. I am like the very stone. ;-)
Orgasmatron138:Say what you will about it, but there's a solid chance he has a legit NWA belt hanging on the wall. None of us do.
Likely has an ECW belt up there too. Guy did some great work for ECW.
And honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with him being an assistant manager at Target. We all have to put food on the table somehow, and at least it means he's trying to make a life outside of wrestling for himself, even as he does set up a nostalgia tour here and a new promotion there.
When you're muting the crowd reaction as a regular thing because it doesn't go the way you want it to YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG AND SHOULD THINK ABOUT WATCHING OLD EPISODES OF THESE SHOWS FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS AND SEEING IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DID THEN THAT YOU DON'T DO NOW.
/yes, I assume Vince McMahon reads these threads himself and does things on RAW to fark with us. specifically.
Anarchangel:The fact that in 2012 I have to clarify anything about Doink the Clown is just wrong.
I am admittedly one of the least knowledgeable people in the thread when it comes to the actual history of wrestling. :-) I require much explained to me. I only just found out about the Katie Vick angle about a month ago. (I'm still traumatized)
/I did know that about Doink though, I guess I just always expect Slater to be the suckiest suck that ever sucked regardless of who he is wrestling.
nyrkah1:verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!
/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.
I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.
/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later //#fuaw
I'm all over the social media like white on rice right now yo. /until i pass out lol
nyrkah1:verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!
/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.
I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.
/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later //#fuaw
Captain Steroid:nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!
/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.
I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.
/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later //#fuaw
Then tonight, the Gredunza is MINE! :D
Captain Steroid, let me go on record as telling the whole world, you are the greatest poster on the face of this earth. But pal, today...right here...you've gotta beat Fisty Bum one more time! Remember, Captain Steroid! And pal...I'll kiss your boots if you can do it. But, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And I'm saying WOO! Right here, in this thread, pal. I'm. The. Man. Fisty Bum.
And Captain Steroid? You're gonna be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Fisty Bum:Captain Steroid: nyrkah1: verbaltoxin: So what's happening on Twitter? I'm seeing lots of neat stuff on the feed in regards to the fast-paced action we're about to see tonight!
/Trying to keep it on topic but you, know, mentioning the [redacted] topic.
I've hardly ever used twitter but started messing around with it today. It's distracted me so much, I probably won't be in the thread much tonight.
/10 time Gredunza Champ will see you later //#fuaw
Then tonight, the Gredunza is MINE! :D
Captain Steroid, let me go on record as telling the whole world, you are the greatest poster on the face of this earth. But pal, today...right here...you've gotta beat Fisty Bum one more time! Remember, Captain Steroid! And pal...I'll kiss your boots if you can do it. But, to be the man, you gotta beat the man. And I'm saying WOO! Right here, in this thread, pal. I'm. The. Man. Fisty Bum.
And Captain Steroid? You're gonna be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
/Woo.
Excuse me? 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time Gredunza Champ here. I'm. The. Man. Do NOT make me come back and lay the smack down on your candy asses.
/ eh, who am I kidding? // washed up champ is washed up /// have at it boys //// #fuaw
nyrkah1:Fisty Bum: Captain Steroid: nyrkah1 Excuse me? 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time 10 Time Gredunza Champ here. I'm. The. Man. Do NOT make me come back and lay the smack down on your candy asses.
/ eh, who am I kidding? // washed up champ is washed up /// have at it boys //// #fuaw
COME ON BROSKI! You can rise to the top once again!!!
WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.
Credit: WWE DVD News
"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."
robsul82:WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.
Credit: WWE DVD News
"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."
Yeah, they did that back in 2002.
I think it was the first WWE DVD release I bought, in some mall a broad dragged me to.
robsul82:WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.
Credit: WWE DVD News
"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."
HeartBurnKid:robsul82: WWE is reportedly at work on a home video release focusing on the NWO. The release is scheduled for November and will document the stable from its inception in the 1990s all the way through its reformation in WWE in the 2000s.
Credit: WWE DVD News
"They didn't really kick our ass for those couple years. I was just regrouping."
So Vince has Alzheimer's as well?
Well, we all knew he was senile. This should come as a surprise to no one.
¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y futuro campeón de WWE! ¡La muerte rápida de mayo acontece a los herejes! ¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!
HeartBurnKid:And honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with him being an assistant manager at Target. We all have to put food on the table somehow, and at least it means he's trying to make a life outside of wrestling for himself, even as he does set up a nostalgia tour here and a new promotion there.
I was looking around the Chikara Pro site since so many people have been pushing it in these threads, and I noticed Scorpio is going to be part of their King of Trios this year, teaming up with Tommy Dreamer and Jerry Lynn.
I hope they give this guy an Ice Cream cone and some trading cards after the show, like they did with the little kid plant in that Secrets of Pro Wrestling show NBC did in the late-90s.
Wow, if Vince just heard about THAT Supreme Court ruling, be sure to hide the sharp objects when Vince finds out about the Obamacare ruling in a week and a half.
robsul82:Wow, if Vince just heard about THAT Supreme Court ruling, be sure to hide the sharp objects when Vince finds out about the Obamacare ruling in a week and a half.
He'll have a promo about it, and John Cena will brag about how he doesn't need health care to support the troops.
They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?
Hey, since Khali is in the Battle Royal later, I wonder if he'll have to turn around and immediately start walking back to the ring after he makes it back to the locker room after this match?
Dr J Zoidberg:They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?
Also the opening had a US champ from Italy, who was actually born in Canada.
slamjack:Dr J Zoidberg: They hold a special smackdown for the fourth of July, albeit a day early. First promo of the night involves 2 people who aren't from the US. First match involves 4 people not from the US. Not that I care but are they doing this as a joke or what?
Also the opening had a US champ from Italy, who was actually born in Canada.
I would accuse WWE of trolling America, but let's face it, they've been doing that for years with their writing
I know it wasn't all sunshine and roses and unicorn farts, but dammit, it was at least worth watching. Even WCW, circa 2000 was better than this current shiat.
I remember watching that night.. I was always a Raw guy, but that was truly a great night... Super Exciting. Especially hearing later on, what they said on WCW.
Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
RE: Mankind winning the title, I was a channel flipper anyway. So yeah I was one of the 600k but I guess I don't remember it being as big of deal as it was made to be later. Schiavone's spoiler that is, not Mankind winning the belt. That was awesome.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
No decision from Parise tonight. Flyers are in it, Minnesota's in it, so is Chicago, Pittsburgh's apparently making a full court press...my Devils are still alive, so they say. Hopefully all this talking is Zach trying to get his fiancee to say it's okay to leave $20M+ on the table to stay in Jersey.
Fisty Bum:Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
Free agency moves thus far
Thanks! And holy shiat, Dallas paid 4,5 million for Jagr? Jesus, I liked him but not for that money
The night of My Card (you know the one I mean), before the live Raw, I was wandering around the civic center and ended up receiving an odd compliment. I had long hair and a goatee, and a WWF corporate dude stopped me and said, "You know who Cactus Jack is? You look exactly like him!"
being a huge fan of his, I took that as the compliment it was meant to be. It was only a few months later that Mankind made his debut.
robsul82:Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Totally unrelated, but I was in Cape Cod for the last several days and paid zero attention to anything but beer and beaches, and I know robsul82 is a Devils fan. What is going on in NHL free agency? Are my Flyers gonna get Parise? :D I don't feel like googling
No decision from Parise tonight. Flyers are in it, Minnesota's in it, so is Chicago, Pittsburgh's apparently making a full court press...my Devils are still alive, so they say. Hopefully all this talking is Zach trying to get his fiancee to say it's okay to leave $20M+ on the table to stay in Jersey.
I would much prefer he stay with NJ than go to shiatsburgh.
The night of My Card (you know the one I mean), before the live Raw, I was wandering around the civic center and ended up receiving an odd compliment. I had long hair and a goatee, and a WWF corporate dude stopped me and said, "You know who Cactus Jack is? You look exactly like him!"
being a huge fan of his, I took that as the compliment it was meant to be. It was only a few months later that Mankind made his debut.
You need to go to a WWE Live event and carry your own IT'S ME sign with you to hold over your head.
Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
FirstNationalBastard:Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
Yeah the pin was bad, but understandable given the circumstances.
FirstNationalBastard:Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
yeah, that was really the worst cover of an injury ever. Would it have killed them to wait a week for Austin to recover and pin Hart? It was a roll-up that my 7 year old niece could have kicked out of.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers:FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
Yeah the pin was bad, but understandable given the circumstances.
Oh, definitely. But it was the kind of bad that could have made oldschool Kayfabe guys wince and curse.
CM Punk wins and wants to decide best wrestler in the world. Next week's SD is only Punk vs. Bryan vs. Jericho is the world's first ever 2 hour long triple threat iron man match. Each win is 1 pt, each, each lose is -1 pt each.
Worst Case Scenario for tonight's win:
Cena wins and next week's SD is nothing but goofy skits and silly talk along with booking that makes no sense
Odd Choice Scenario for next week:
They pick a low-level heel who books himself a WHC and lasts getting the support of the crowd.
FirstNationalBastard:Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
Also, everyone seems to forget it wasn't just an Intercontinental Championship match, but also a "Kiss my Ass" match.
Captain Steroid:FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Just watched Owen Hart vs Steve Austin from Sumerslam 97 earlier today. Owen did a good job covering the botch by heeling it up and chanting Can-a-da! despite being obviously concerned for Austin's health
That was the sorriest looking pin ever. They should have called for interference on the fly, had someone come out and chairshot Owen while the ref was distracted so Austin could pin him.
Also, everyone seems to forget it wasn't just an Intercontinental Championship match, but also a "Kiss my Ass" match.
Owen did NOT kiss Austin's ass.
I'll leave that out there.
I think only Austin had to kiss Owen's ass if he did not win the title. That is why they did not do a DQ to cover the injury.
Steven Rules:Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.
Cody Rhodes is in SD MITB, whoever wins this is in as well. Also on the 4th of July episode the first three segments/matches had 8 people involved and Rhodes was the only one born in the US.
"Ziggler surely must be the hands on favorite to win the Smackdown MITB match Brain."
"You'd think that Monsoon, then Vince is going to have Tensai win so every member of the IWC will have a Brain Hemorrhage so he won't have to listen to them anymore."
You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.
So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
slamjack:Steven Rules: Just getting in, what did i miss. I did see #asscape is back.
Cody Rhodes is in SD MITB, whoever wins this is in as well. Also on the 4th of July episode the first three segments/matches had 8 people involved and Rhodes was the only one born in the US.
So something actually happened. Cody in MITB to bad he won't win now that #HEEL is qualified.
Would it kill 5 hour energy to make one good commercial? Also I think they kind of screwed themselves, since I can find a knockoff product with the same ingredients at dollar tree.
TheManofPA:You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.
So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.
Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.
verbaltoxin:TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.
So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.
Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.
verbaltoxin:TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.
So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.
Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.
verbaltoxin:TheManofPA: You know, MITB won't be that bad....if Taker shows up. Basically Raw's MITB is a stinker and WHC will be Del Rioed but the SD MITB looks good and the WWE will be great.
So......do they actually do the mindnumbling stuff idea of ending with Cena over the WWE title fight because it's more important to win the MITB than the belt itself?
Good news: a MITB match will headline its namesake ppv.
Bad news: it's the one with Cena. And he's going over.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
TheManofPA:ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
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Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
Jesus, we needed a video package of one night ago?! Why can't they just explain this in a few lines of dialogue IN THE F*CKING PROMO THEY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW?!!
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
I'm pretty sure AJ is the avatar of all of WWE's terrible, nonsensical writing. I think they're just feeding Vince this sh*t on purpose, knowing it'll get approved, because he flat-out doesn't care about his stories making sense.
Dr J Zoidberg:FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
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Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?
I'm saying that, much like my disdain for certain overrated, average looking, not that talented women in WWE, Part of my dislike of overrated, average looking, not that talented Doctor Who companion stems from the MOAR PICS wankery that comes from the blatant manipulation of the sad, sad audience.
Dr J Zoidberg:FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?
I don't know, eventually we might swing back to someone who is more Donnaesque (though even she was very important). Really the only person who was not important was poor Martha Jones
Here comes Daniel Bryan....if only people would chant, "You're going to get your farking head kicked in" to Cole
FirstNationalBastard:Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
So you're saying you absolutely would not hit it?
I'm saying that, much like my disdain for certain overrated, average looking, not that talented women in WWE, Part of my dislike of overrated, average looking, not that talented Doctor Who companion stems from the MOAR PICS wankery that comes from the blatant manipulation of the sad, sad audience.
go to okcupid.com, join and do a search for girls in your area who say they have an "average" body type then come back to me
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
nyrkah1:FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
FirstNationalBastard:nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
IT WILL BE
I know. I know.
Maybe the twist will be she's a robot and cannot feel human emotions
FirstNationalBastard:nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
IT WILL BE
I know. I know.
You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.
HeartBurnKid:FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
IT WILL BE
I know. I know.
You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.
Woah man, I brought that up because of our talk on DW (which I hope there are threads on). Let's cool down the jets
HeartBurnKid:FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: FirstNationalBastard: TheManofPA: ShiningWizard: Because she's unavoidable...
[i1257.photobucket.com image 556x403]
Ok, that is a funny picture.
Btw, FNB, on a related disagreement about gals, what are your thoughts about the leaving Amy/Rory. They say the new companion will be different, I wonder what her story will be?
Praise Jebus!
It's a bummer Rory is going, but getting rid of redheaded Poochie is great.
And yeah, they may say the new companion will be different, but we all know she'll wind up being the mostest specialest girl in all the universe.
Here's hoping the masturbatory basement dweller love isn't as great as it was with the overrated, average looking redhead.
IT WILL BE
I know. I know.
You know, it was bad enough when the women you were whining about actually had something to do with the show.
It was nice when the shows were sort of worth watching without descending into a 20 minute quagmire of complete shiat.
Even tho he's forced to be corporate now, I like that Punk still does the little things, like calling himself a wrestler and wearing the championship belt.
verbaltoxin:I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
"Did he Monsoon?"
"He sure did..."
(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)
"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
If there are any poker fans, Big Drop is down to 5 people. 2 non-players (including the Cirque guy) vs. 3 players (including Hellmuth in 5th). I'm pulling for Cirque guy but Phil winning would result in the world exploding.
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla:verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
"Did he Monsoon?"
"He sure did..."
(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)
"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!
verbaltoxin:Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
"Did he Monsoon?"
"He sure did..."
(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)
"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla:verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
"Did he Monsoon?"
"He sure did..."
(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)
"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!
"I WILL LITERALLY HANG YOU FROM THE RAFTERS!"
OOOH, WHAT NEXT, ARE YOU GOING TO GO BANANAS?! COME AT ME, BRO! I GOT THE BODY, AND I GOT THE MIND, GENO!!!
verbaltoxin:Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: verbaltoxin: I think I won my own belt, but someone else should confirm. I don't trust post counts like I used to.
"Did he Monsoon?"
"He sure did..."
(MAMMOTH GORILLA CHAIRSHOT OF DOOM!)
"AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO STAND HERE AND LET YOU TAKE MY TITLE, YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND!"
"Whoa! Easy Gorilla!"
"I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NASAL PROTUBERANCE AND SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR DOWN YOUR ESOPHAGEAL TUBE THAT YOU'RE GONNA CRAP SHOE POLISH FOR MONTHS!"
THAT'S RIGHT, MONSOON! I WON MY OWN BELT BACK AND I USED YOU TO DO IT! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT MY LITTLE PATSY! GO SUCK AN EGG, YOU FAT OLD BROKE DOWN PIECE OF WRESTLER!!
"I WILL LITERALLY HANG YOU FROM THE RAFTERS!"
OOOH, WHAT NEXT, ARE YOU GOING TO GO BANANAS?! COME AT ME, BRO! I GOT THE BODY, AND I GOT THE MIND, GENO!!!
The_Y2P_Problem:Because nothing says "Americana" like a developmentally challenged 50 year old carrying around a board threatening to beat up anyone not from America.
I know Swagger is a heel and whatnot, but wouldn't it make much more sense to have the "All-American American" with those two instead of the Italian dude?
The_Y2P_Problem:Because nothing says "Americana" like a developmentally challenged 50 year old carrying around a board threatening to beat up anyone not from America.