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(AZCentral)   21 year old Oregon woman catches a 2 year old boy who was first clinging from roof then fell from a 3 story building   (azcentral.com) divider line 64
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2012-07-03 03:49:26 AM  
You've earned a massive Karma payout for that one, lady. Enjoy that payback.
 
2012-07-03 04:51:36 AM  
Love this story.
 
2012-07-03 07:50:22 AM  
Awesome outcome!

/but sounds like a real winner part of town.
 
2012-07-03 10:27:50 AM  
She knew the boy didn't have the strength to pull himself back up onto the roof because she spent about two minutes talking to him while he just hung there.

So, nice day we're having!
 
2012-07-03 10:29:06 AM  
Did she celebrate that catch with a spike?

/aisle seat, please
 
2012-07-03 10:30:54 AM  

Counter_Intelligent: She knew the boy didn't have the strength to pull himself back up onto the roof because she spent about two minutes talking to him while he just hung there.

So, nice day we're having!


I just spit a big chunk of hamburger at my screen and chortlefarted.
 
2012-07-03 10:31:32 AM  

SevenYearHawk: Did she celebrate that catch with a spike?

/aisle seat, please


That's old school.

She spun him on his head, and pretended he was a campfire she was warming her hands over while he spun.
 
2012-07-03 10:32:29 AM  
So how many football/baseball teams are going be knocking at her door trying to sign her up.
 
2012-07-03 10:32:58 AM  
Did he say later: WHEEE ... can we do that, again?!
 
2012-07-03 10:33:13 AM  
"He was crying when he was up there," she said. "I could see the tears and the snot running down his face."

I would have pretended like I was going to catch him, but then unfortunately fail. Still get called a hero for trying, without all that snot getting all over me,
 
2012-07-03 10:34:07 AM  
Catch ya later kid!
 
2012-07-03 10:34:25 AM  
I was told there would be no math.
 
2012-07-03 10:34:29 AM  
"I could see the tears and the snot running down his face." Every feel-good article needs a charming little Aqualung reference to make it that much more endearing.
 
2012-07-03 10:35:58 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-03 10:36:02 AM  
i.ytimg.com

What the woman may have looked like after the catch.
 
2012-07-03 10:37:53 AM  
What's weird is that in the last four weeks or so, there have been half a dozen instances of kids falling out of windows in the area. Thankfully none of the kids have died.
 
2012-07-03 10:38:29 AM  
...The Aristocrats?
 
2012-07-03 10:40:47 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

What the woman may have looked like after the catch.


Please tell me that's doughnut glaze...
 
2012-07-03 10:42:21 AM  
The style of this article annoyed me.
 
2012-07-03 10:43:25 AM  
Thank goodness for her. Otherwise the dad would have arrived home to discover his, most likely injured/dead, son in the front yard. How did he end up on the roof? wtf?
 
2012-07-03 10:46:46 AM  
She signaled fair catch, 1st-and-10 from the spot of the ball...er, kid.
 
2012-07-03 10:49:34 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

What the woman may have looked like after the catch.

Please tell me that's doughnut glaze...


Okay, it's donut glaze.

/This wasn't intended to be a factual statement.
 
2012-07-03 10:52:33 AM  
scrapetv.com

Wanted for questioning?
 
2012-07-03 10:53:20 AM  

genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

What the woman may have looked like after the catch.

Please tell me that's doughnut glaze...


It's not the result of a sexual encounter, if that's what you're thinking.
 
2012-07-03 10:56:47 AM  
What, no pics? Is she hittable?

"And just think, I did it all in my flip-flops," she said.

Nevermind.
 
2012-07-03 11:00:07 AM  
I hope Welker was watching.
 
2012-07-03 11:09:37 AM  

Damili: Picture of the girl who caught the kid.
Link
[cmsimg.statesmanjournal.com image 640x426]


So, she had plenty of padding to ease the fall.
 
2012-07-03 11:09:51 AM  
From the pic, it looks like the airbags were deployed...
 
2012-07-03 11:11:13 AM  
I'm surprised she didn't end up on the sex offender registry for touching another person's kid. I guess maybe if she was a guy.
 
2012-07-03 11:11:43 AM  
Hahaha. Looks like the kid had plenty of cushioning, if ya know what I mean.
 
2012-07-03 11:14:52 AM  
Where was Mom at the time? On the nod? It is the pacnw after all.
 
2012-07-03 11:15:15 AM  
So this was a trust exercise gone awry?

/his mom has to stop watching Wayne Dyer
 
2012-07-03 11:15:57 AM  
Tell her Nastia Luikin is looking for a new spotter!
 
2012-07-03 11:19:32 AM  
But remember kids, stranger danger...
 
2012-07-03 11:21:53 AM  
"I could see the tears and the snot running down his face."

Were his greasy fingers smearing shabby lace?
 
2012-07-03 11:31:23 AM  
Denver Broncos, Chicago Bears, Minnesota Vikings immediate compete to sight her...
 
2012-07-03 11:36:16 AM  

Damili: Picture of the girl who caught the kid.
Link
[cmsimg.statesmanjournal.com image 640x426]


She also caught his falling kitten a few moments later.

www.dumb.com
 
2012-07-03 11:38:18 AM  
if they tested both the rescuer and the parent; I bet one of them would have tested positive for meth. The arrested was most likely the clean one. Just another reason why YOU'RE BROKE JACKSON COUNTY. Screw over the people who actually work to support your crappy form of justice, and let the tweakers run around. Because that's how you get paid, right?
 
2012-07-03 11:44:53 AM  

farkinlovit: if they tested both the rescuer and the parent; I bet one of them would have tested positive for meth. The arrested was most likely the clean one. Just another reason why YOU'RE BROKE JACKSON COUNTY. Screw over the people who actually work to support your crappy form of justice, and let the tweakers run around. Because that's how you get paid, right?


www.lolwut.com
 
2012-07-03 11:45:37 AM  
"And just think, I did it all in my flip-flops,"

/snert
 
2012-07-03 11:55:30 AM  

Whatthefark: What's weird is that in the last four weeks or so, there have been half a dozen instances of kids falling out of windows in the area. Thankfully none of the kids have died.


Probably because it's been hot as fark and people have their windows open to catch the breeze. Ask Eric Clapton aaaaall about it.
 
2012-07-03 11:59:22 AM  
Toddler != Baby

But hey, at least Medford got in the news for something positive. That place is barely worth a stop for supplies on the way out to Klamath Falls for some hunting.

/hate Medford and Grass Pants so hard
//I hope they can feel this...
 
2012-07-03 12:05:14 PM  

Kuroshin: Toddler != Baby


In other news, a 2-year old is an "infant".
 
2012-07-03 12:05:28 PM  
Because of the source, I expected the article to end, "... and then she was deported for being in the US illegally."

Just me?
 
2012-07-03 12:06:03 PM  

vonzales: "And just think, I did it all in my flip-flops,"

/snert


And it would have been a better image thinking it was in her thongs?
 
2012-07-03 12:21:02 PM  

Frederick: You've earned a massive Karma payout for that one, lady. Enjoy that payback.


Yes and it will be a hell of a punishment to balance her back out.
 
2012-07-03 12:22:30 PM  
"And just think, I did it all in my flip-flops."

That'd make a great epitaph to put on her tombstone.
 
2012-07-03 12:31:46 PM  

tetsoushima: Counter_Intelligent: She knew the boy didn't have the strength to pull himself back up onto the roof because she spent about two minutes talking to him while he just hung there.

So, nice day we're having!

I just spit a big chunk of hamburger at my screen and chortlefarted.


In honor of Lewis Carroll, I suggest we say chartled. It's a portmanteau packed inside a portmanteau.
 
2012-07-03 12:40:20 PM  
Jesus ladies!! Keep your hands off kids!!
 
2012-07-03 12:46:31 PM  
Did the kid go real limp so the lady thought he looked like a dummy?
 
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