Counter_Intelligent: She knew the boy didn't have the strength to pull himself back up onto the roof because she spent about two minutes talking to him while he just hung there.So, nice day we're having!
SevenYearHawk: Did she celebrate that catch with a spike?/aisle seat, please
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]What the woman may have looked like after the catch.
genepool lifeboat: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]What the woman may have looked like after the catch.Please tell me that's doughnut glaze...
Damili: Picture of the girl who caught the kid.Link[cmsimg.statesmanjournal.com image 640x426]
farkinlovit: if they tested both the rescuer and the parent; I bet one of them would have tested positive for meth. The arrested was most likely the clean one. Just another reason why YOU'RE BROKE JACKSON COUNTY. Screw over the people who actually work to support your crappy form of justice, and let the tweakers run around. Because that's how you get paid, right?
Whatthefark: What's weird is that in the last four weeks or so, there have been half a dozen instances of kids falling out of windows in the area. Thankfully none of the kids have died.
Kuroshin: Toddler != Baby
vonzales: "And just think, I did it all in my flip-flops,"/snert
Frederick: You've earned a massive Karma payout for that one, lady. Enjoy that payback.
tetsoushima: Counter_Intelligent: She knew the boy didn't have the strength to pull himself back up onto the roof because she spent about two minutes talking to him while he just hung there.So, nice day we're having!I just spit a big chunk of hamburger at my screen and chortlefarted.
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