You would never catch me putting one of these on my child.

Then again, he's 18 and would probably put up a fight.

That's patriarchal hegemonic deconstructuralized intersectional third wave bell hookes sex pos empowerful cis-gendered overly commercialized objectivitizing pornulated gyno-critical phallocentric pathological imperialistic oppositiive discursive indiginiefied almost rape culture for you.

debug: Why do people get upset over shiat like this? Don't like it? Don't farking buy it.

If it's in poor taste, they won't sell and the company will stop making it. It's a self correcting problem. There's more important shiat to be concerned about.

explain truck nuts then.

CrispFlows: It seems to some, their view is that by not participating, the inaction implies that silence is consent.

Well I hope it is, that's the reason I only date deaf-mutes.

untaken_name: I have this new idea that's never been tried before in this country: If a product outrages you, DON'T BUY IT. I know; revolutionary concept.

We've tried that. Snooki is still on our televisions, Sarah Palin is still relevant, and creationism is still thought of as "science".

Sooner or later, you have to do something about stuff.

Protip:

When you are a 30 year old man, who is in Victoria's Secret by your self, and one of the ladies asks if you are looking for something, do NOT hold up a skimpy piece of lingerie, and ask "Do these come in children's sizes?". Even if you just have a warped sense of humor, and are doing it for the lulz, they will NOT find it funny. At all.

Trust me.

No no no this just makes them look sexually mature, that's just a major turn off.

lelio: Some people will get offended by anything. Like the time I yelled out "Make it rain!" at a toddlers and tiaras beauty contest.

Being naked and greased up while holding a camcorder just called attention to yourself.

Some people will get offended by anything. Like the time I yelled out "Make it rain!" at a toddlers and tiaras beauty contest.

untaken_name: CrispFlows: It seems to some, their view is that by not participating, the inaction implies that silence is consent.

Well I hope it is, that's the reason I only date deaf-mutes.

HA!

That's a good joke.

/ *yeah, sign language is totally not a language
// *writing supplies does not exist either.

*What, Nooooo, it not ever sarcasm, the internet is too serious for that. *whistles innocently*

Needs some more vajazzling on the crotch.