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2012-07-03 09:16:29 AM
The one on the far left looks like she smelled a fart.
 
2012-07-03 09:17:45 AM

sincewednesday: The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


So apparently they're not only plastic surgery freaks, they enjoy talking about it to the media, so much so that being in the in paper for it once wasn't enough. That probably says more about their mindset than the unnecessary surgery. The 14 year old never stood a chance.

The closest I've ever come to starting a fight was when I ran into an old classmate at the mall a few months after she'd had a boob job. We were never friends, but she recognized me and really wanted to show them to me. Apparently she had forgotten that she had tormented and bullied me about my boobs and made my life a living hell in junior high and high school.
 
2012-07-03 09:18:21 AM
What's wrong with your face!?

/interrobang
 
2012-07-03 09:18:36 AM

ArkAngel: I'll take the second from the left and throw the rest back


The one in the far right is passable too. Otherwise I agree.
 
2012-07-03 09:22:12 AM
Still no cure for fugly.
 
2012-07-03 09:34:45 AM
Good lord, it's like someone flayed the corpses of five tanning booth accidents, cured the skins in tobacco smoke for a month, pickled them in gin and stuffed them with cottage cheese.

What kind of sick taxidermy is this??
 
2012-07-03 09:45:13 AM

indylaw: Good lord, it's like someone flayed the corpses of five tanning booth accidents, cured the skins in tobacco smoke for a month, pickled them in gin and stuffed them with cottage cheese.

What kind of sick taxidermy is this??


I laughed way harder than I should have at this.

Award yourself 1 internets.
 
2012-07-03 09:48:32 AM
Wow the only one that was attractive was the one that had not had a boob job and she wasn't that great.
 
2012-07-03 09:51:35 AM

rufus-t-firefly: "Having my face fixed is too expensive...guess I'll just get some huge tits & distract from my hideous face."


Came here to reinforce ^THIS^ theory.
 
2012-07-03 09:53:31 AM

sincewednesday: The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


So...where's the little sister?

/having seat over there...
 
2012-07-03 10:02:19 AM
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
2012-07-03 10:10:36 AM

TuteTibiImperes: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x387]

Supposedly the one in the dark outfit is 27, I don't see any way that is possible. If it weren't for the sagging skin on the mom I'd guess the one in black was the oldest of the bunch.

That being said, the other three... I wouldn't say no.


wait, the one in the middle wasn't the mom?
 
2012-07-03 10:33:07 AM
Vietcong Sniper: Shoot... me. Sh-oooot... me...
 
2012-07-03 10:43:54 AM
i1057.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 10:45:47 AM
i1057.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 11:06:56 AM
I can't fap to this cause my pecker is now covered in puke.
 
2012-07-03 12:09:10 PM

sincewednesday: The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

i3.mirror.co.uk

Sheesh, three years ago they looked a lot better... incredible how they have aged and one has "grown" in three years.

 
2012-07-03 12:12:46 PM
I'll just leave this here.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-03 12:30:56 PM

Job Creator: Butter faces.


Add this and you're good to go.

We're gonna need a stronger bag!

/butterface? butter's gone rancid!
 
2012-07-03 12:39:15 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Whole Wheat: What's with all the kiddie porn in here?

/I prefer not to buy alcohol for my partner

Wife looking over your shoulder? A lot of us Farkers are in our 20's. Although I do agree that some of them seem underage.


Hahahahahahahaha!

Remember, 20+14=2 to 5
 
2012-07-03 12:52:55 PM
Question for our British farkers. Does NHS cover elective cosmetic surgery such as has been had (repeatedly) by these women? If so, how in the world is that tolerated? I read a story a few years ago about a woman had gone to Africa (or something) for corneal implants that went horribly wrong (gasp!) and had to have it fixed on the dime (quid?) of the NHS. I remember thinking that there must or should be some level of remuneration to the government when something like this happens. In that case, she did something remarkably stupid that was against the advice of pretty much everybody then John Q Taxpayer had to foot the bill for her being a flaming idiot. This case seems, while not as drastic, similar. How do you justify NHS paying for elective cosmetic procedures?

While I'm all for universal single payer health care in the US, I'd be loathe to have my tax dollars spent on something like this.
 
2012-07-03 01:01:23 PM

coderitr: While I'm all for universal single payer health care in the US, I'd be loathe to have my tax dollars spent on something like this.


FTA: It's only a matter of time before she starts saving for new boobs.

It also mentions the other women have collectively spent 50,000 pounds on surgeries.

Sounds like they're paying their own way to looks like idiots.

Any Brit Farkers care to weigh in on this?
 
2012-07-03 01:10:54 PM
I'm just glad the 27 year-old with the road miles is not wearing a two piece. If she was American, she would be letting that belly hang free.
 
2012-07-03 02:02:11 PM

Persnickety: [i.imgur.com image 523x362]

reminded me of:

[www.recoverygraphics.com image 500x415]


LOL.
 
2012-07-03 04:06:51 PM
You mean the charcoal in the middle is the mom???
 
2012-07-03 04:12:26 PM

Jensaarai: IlGreven: Wait...which one's the mom? And it's not a good thing that I can't tell...

Hot Carl To Go: On a cell but wtf is up with the middle one's stomach and legs I mean damn subby

According to the caption, the middle one is the 53 year old (mother?)


It's her stomach that gives it away. My guess is she had 5 cesarean sections at that exact same spot - methinks someone should just have installed a large tap.
 
2012-07-03 04:15:32 PM

TuteTibiImperes: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x387]

Supposedly the one in the dark outfit is 27, I don't see any way that is possible. If it weren't for the sagging skin on the mom I'd guess the one in black was the oldest of the bunch.

That being said, the other three... I wouldn't say no.




Ironically, Miss DarkMatter won't have as much of a problem with sagging boobage since it'll float on her stomach.
 
2012-07-03 04:20:30 PM

Fano: They also have 4 brothers.



I bet the brothers were chopped up and stored in their breasts as inexpensive ballast.
 
2012-07-03 04:40:03 PM

Quark_Quasar: The crazy eyes on the one with the huge knockers makes me feel like I'm being raped over the internet.



Go on.......
 
2012-07-03 04:49:59 PM

sincewednesday: The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]




THREE YEARS ? ? ?
 
2012-07-03 06:50:08 PM
Who knew there were any virgins left?...
 
2012-07-03 07:44:28 PM
In that picture boob size is inversely proportional to attractiveness
 
2012-07-03 08:04:38 PM

mgary: bloop287: Creoena: [www.shadowandact.com image 210x210]

Hey - mine are fake ... but only because my real ones tried to kill me (and they sure don't look like any of THESE "enhanced" ones)

This is an acceptable use of fake boob technology. The hag beasts in the article, on the other hand, DO NOT WANT!!!


Seconded. The only acceptable use of fake boob technology is to replace damaged/missing real boobs.

/I could even get behind a *little* augmentation, but this 432GGG bullshiat is no good at all.
//anything more than a handful is a waste (and a future of back problems)
 
2012-07-03 08:41:09 PM
2nd from the left in the main pic & the non-augmented daughter. Far right is a maybe - that's what gimp masks are for. Far left was booted from competition by the 2nd picture showing that the first was a VERY generous angle. Not a chance in hell to the mom & blacktop.

Shallow? Maybe. But I'm an honest shallow.
 
2012-07-03 08:56:16 PM

boogie_down: [i1057.photobucket.com image 580x830]


biatch, get off the table! I want to bet on 3!
 
2012-07-03 10:37:32 PM
And for each of them, their IQ is lower than their boob size.

Do not find attractive And schoolgirl, you look fine, don't get the boob job, it is not necessary.

How did that song go...

"They built this city...
They built this city
On Rock and Roll"

no, that is close but not quite correct...

"They skanked this city
They skanked this city
On fake boob molls"

That's it.
 
2012-07-04 06:29:58 AM

coderitr: Question for our British farkers. Does NHS cover elective cosmetic surgery such as has been had (repeatedly) by these women? If so, how in the world is that tolerated? I read a story a few years ago about a woman had gone to Africa (or something) for corneal implants that went horribly wrong (gasp!) and had to have it fixed on the dime (quid?) of the NHS


To the best of my knowledge, the NHS does very little elective surgery (certainly not boob jobs unless it's reconstruction following surgery or accident) but will pick up the pieces when somebody pays privately for elective surgery and it all goes horribly wrong. There has been a recent case where the NHS is having to remove lots of faulty breast implants which were implanted privately.

I agree with you - if you have private surgery done you should have to take out insurance to cover the potential consequences.
 
2012-07-04 07:19:36 AM

Pert: coderitr: Question for our British farkers. Does NHS cover elective cosmetic surgery such as has been had (repeatedly) by these women? If so, how in the world is that tolerated? I read a story a few years ago about a woman had gone to Africa (or something) for corneal implants that went horribly wrong (gasp!) and had to have it fixed on the dime (quid?) of the NHS

To the best of my knowledge, the NHS does very little elective surgery (certainly not boob jobs unless it's reconstruction following surgery or accident) but will pick up the pieces when somebody pays privately for elective surgery and it all goes horribly wrong. There has been a recent case where the NHS is having to remove lots of faulty breast implants which were implanted privately.

I agree with you - if you have private surgery done you should have to take out insurance to cover the potential consequences.


Why the entered into the surgery with good faith and I would assume a reputable licensed doctor. The problem with the implants was not their fault, and the removal of said implants is for health reasons.
 
2012-07-04 07:48:04 AM

Snort: Still no cure for fugly.


This
 
2012-07-04 08:24:25 PM

TuteTibiImperes: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x387]

Supposedly the one in the dark outfit is 27, I don't see any way that is possible. If it weren't for the sagging skin on the mom I'd guess the one in black was the oldest of the bunch.

That being said, the other three... I wouldn't say no.


Eh, the only one I'd definitely say yes to is the one in the foreground who hasn't had the boob job yet
 
2012-07-04 11:01:52 PM

IlGreven: TuteTibiImperes: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x387]

Supposedly the one in the dark outfit is 27, I don't see any way that is possible. If it weren't for the sagging skin on the mom I'd guess the one in black was the oldest of the bunch.

That being said, the other three... I wouldn't say no.

Eh, the only one I'd definitely say yes to is the one in the foreground who hasn't had the boob job yet


I would probably have sex with any one of them who were willing. Though I'm a fat, ugly bloke.
 
2012-07-05 03:33:47 AM

eas81: BigJT: The only one I find attractive is the only one I could go to jail for finding attractive.

Plastic surgery: You're doing it wrong.

Booby prize ... left-to-right, Emma Marshall, 30, Ripley Marshall, 21, Chantal Marshall, 53, Terri Marshall, 27 and Tara Marshall, 26,

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 640x428]


RTFA

Several other commented about this. Do you think we all just invented this or is the concept of actually scrolling further than you can make it? There are more to articles (most) than pictures and this is adult time, not storybook time.
 
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