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(The Sun)   MILF and four daughters have 13 boob operations, more than any other family in Britain (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 242
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2012-07-03 02:27:25 AM

vegasj: Thats a nice 14...

fap?


Living with that mess may turn her into a radical feminist bichick. There is hope.
 
2012-07-03 02:36:08 AM
Wait, so British social workers will pull newborn babies away from low-IQ mothers/normal dads, but when the whole hideous land-whale family wants a boob-job for a 14 year old who isn't even done developing yet...

I'm kinda glad. Their stupidity and docility will make it easier to turn into a US Territory.
 
2012-07-03 02:48:11 AM
Yum. I'll Fark 'em - at the same time - IF they're lucky!
 
2012-07-03 03:04:46 AM
threw up in my mouth a little...

...only one who's even remotely cute is jailbait.
 
2012-07-03 03:09:47 AM

brobinson2001: Wait, so British social workers will pull newborn babies away from low-IQ mothers/normal dads, but when the whole hideous land-whale family wants a boob-job for a 14 year old who isn't even done developing yet...

I'm kinda glad. Their stupidity and docility will make it easier to turn into a US Territory.


Do you really want open immigration from England. I know they don't want it from us.
 
2012-07-03 03:12:57 AM

holdeestrufs: RatMaster999 2012-07-03 12:55:27 AM

Just a heads up - that first "chick" in the orange is a tranny. Don't know if you knew or not, just thought I'd let everyone know. NTTAWWT, however, thanks to the internet, I can't masturbate to images anymore unless I can see the reproductive equipment.


You can have the women in the article then. I'll take her.
 
2012-07-03 03:13:20 AM
No, yes, maybe when she was 20, no, with a paper bag.

Bonus (14 year old) give her a fake id and we're in business.
 
2012-07-03 03:55:56 AM

vegasj: Thats a nice 14...

fap?


i111.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-03 03:57:04 AM
I guess they got the boob jobs because getting work on their faces was out of the budget.

/Just looking, I can't tell which one is the mom. They all look old and used up.
 
2012-07-03 03:57:52 AM
I looooove it when that taste of bacon & egg tries crawling back up my throat.
 
2012-07-03 04:03:38 AM
and at this point it's too difficult to drown the lot of them.
 
2012-07-03 04:13:56 AM
Did the article mention who paid for the operations? Somehow I don't think any of them work in very high-paying professions. Did they get guys to pick up the tab? I think that in the UK a woman can actually get breast enhancements on the NHS' dime - can any British Farkers confirm this?
 
2012-07-03 04:38:01 AM
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Have some more. If anyone would like to leave me some BIE, you can find my EIP. Thank you, and good night.
 
2012-07-03 05:50:11 AM
Seen worse.

//so have you
 
2012-07-03 05:56:02 AM
Someone is obviously not familiar with what a MILF is.
 
2012-07-03 06:02:07 AM
And this is why Farkers think the UK is full of screaming munters (very ugly women).

These "women" are an abomination. I am a UK Farker in his late 30s and I assure you that I can think of at least 10 of my female friends of my age (most with children) who look ten years younger and are far, FAR more attractive than any of the women in that picture (with the possible exception of the 21 year old who at least looks human and about 30).

Hell, I could introduce you to several of my friends mums in their late 60s who look younger and prettier than the "women" in that picture.

/I am not going to introduce you to any of them
 
2012-07-03 06:11:35 AM
This thread needs more eye bleach.

1.bp.blogspot.com

img002.lazygirls.info

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
//natural boobs FTW
 
2012-07-03 06:12:57 AM
Christ on a unicycle.
 
2012-07-03 06:45:33 AM
Subby's ancestors are getting a kick in the yambags for this.
 
2012-07-03 06:49:01 AM

exick: I believe one of our generations wisest sages said it best: Och! Back to the Loch with you, Nessie!


images.wikia.com

Damn right.
 
2012-07-03 06:54:12 AM
Britney admitted she is considering joining the bra-busting bunch. She said: "I've talked to my mum and sisters about it and they really love their boobs and the attention they get.

Jesus. I gather that girls want tits, but when you look like that at 14, chances are you're going to have a good natural cleavage by the time you're 18. Leave 'em alone. A good natural rack is far better than big and fake.
 
2012-07-03 06:55:47 AM
So I clicked the link, scrolled down to see the picture and my phone immediately restarted itself and drained its battery to 5% from almost full. I guess my phone has eye protection enabled.
 
2012-07-03 07:02:19 AM
I am......ok with this
 
2012-07-03 07:03:58 AM
Que the "That word does not mean what you think it means" pic...
 
2012-07-03 07:07:57 AM
I agree second from left is the best looking of the bunch. For one she doesn't seem to have over-done it with size. I thought the 27 year old (second to last) was the mother at first glance....

But on the subject of "fake" boobs in general..... Give me an A cup that's all just the girls, over a double d fake any day. If you were to touch those, you might as well touch two nerf balls.....(Yawn)
 
2012-07-03 07:20:03 AM
What's with all the kiddie porn in here?

/I prefer not to buy alcohol for my partner
 
2012-07-03 07:24:20 AM

Whole Wheat: What's with all the kiddie porn in here?

/I prefer not to buy alcohol for my partner


Wife looking over your shoulder? A lot of us Farkers are in our 20's. Although I do agree that some of them seem underage.
 
2012-07-03 07:31:00 AM
Doesn't matter how big you make your boobs when you have the face of a pekingese.
 
2012-07-03 07:35:47 AM
What a bunch of boobs...
 
2012-07-03 07:38:51 AM
The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

i3.mirror.co.uk
 
2012-07-03 07:43:00 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Marcus Aurelius: That's an odd number of tits if you ask me.

Number four appears to be packing spares


It looks like on the last round of surgery her nipples got lost in the shuffle.
 
2012-07-03 07:51:24 AM

turboke: This thread needs more eye bleach.

/hot
//natural boobs FTW


Quit messing around and post some cleavage, man!
 
2012-07-03 07:54:24 AM
FTMFA:

Professional psychic Chantal, of Kirkby in Ashfield, Notts, said: "Britney is 14 going on 30. She idolises her older sisters so we've already starting talking about her getting a boob job. At the moment she doesn't really have what I would say are boobs - but I'd like her to follow in her sisters' footsteps."

What would you say then Capt'n?

Breasts?
Tits?
Cans?
Funbags?

Plus, do some psychics "practice" on the amateur level? I thought all psychics were professionals.
 
2012-07-03 08:13:04 AM

bill4935: turboke: This thread needs more eye bleach.

/hot
//natural boobs FTW

Quit messing around and post some cleavage, man!


Can do!

unrealitymag.com

unrealitymag.com

www.voetbal.be

www.strangecosmos.com

unrealitymag.com

/hot
//very hot
 
2012-07-03 08:15:12 AM

Virtuoso80: Brittan


Agreed.... I think we need to start a "save Brittany" campaign. America already blew it with Spears, we can make up for it here.
 
2012-07-03 08:16:59 AM
i.imgur.com

reminded me of:

www.recoverygraphics.com
 
2012-07-03 08:20:54 AM
"Having my face fixed is too expensive...guess I'll just get some huge tits & distract from my hideous face."
 
2012-07-03 08:21:39 AM
This has been a tough thread so far but thanks to contributors I've made it this far. Thanks again to all for the great photo's.

I'm out.
 
2012-07-03 08:24:10 AM
can't believe nobody has posted this yet.

"Britney is 14 going on 30. She idolises her older sisters so we've already starting talking about her getting a boob job. At the moment she doesn't really have what I would say are boobs - but I'd like her to follow in her sisters' footsteps."

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-07-03 08:27:13 AM

turboke:
Can do!

/hot
//very hot


Well, alright then.

/was looking for a I see what you did there, but CH is good enough.
 
2012-07-03 08:29:50 AM
Butter faces.
 
2012-07-03 08:38:48 AM
I'd tag the teen when she hits legal age. I'd probably do it before that but she's not cute enough for jail.
 
2012-07-03 08:40:48 AM

bloop287: Creoena: [www.shadowandact.com image 210x210]

Hey - mine are fake ... but only because my real ones tried to kill me (and they sure don't look like any of THESE "enhanced" ones)


This is an acceptable use of fake boob technology. The hag beasts in the article, on the other hand, DO NOT WANT!!!
 
2012-07-03 08:49:03 AM

sincewednesday: The Mirror had an article with photo from three years ago:

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


Apparently, fake boobs cause blurring when standing in the background of a photo.
 
2012-07-03 08:51:09 AM
Totally thought the one in the corset was the mom until about halfway down this thread. Can't say i was pleasantly surprised. I'm torn really. I really really love big boobs, but those faces are..... interesting. The picture from 3 years ago makes me wonder what the hell happened the last 3 years?


/Boobie thread
//Would love more from you Farkettes
 
2012-07-03 08:58:03 AM
How about a new acronym...something like MILHS Mother I'd like to hit with stick or something
 
2012-07-03 08:58:18 AM

Sugarmoobs: Totally thought the one in the corset was the mom until about halfway down this thread. Can't say i was pleasantly surprised. I'm torn really. I really really love big boobs, but those faces are..... interesting. The picture from 3 years ago makes me wonder what the hell happened the last 3 years?


/Boobie thread
//Would love more from you Farkettes


Looks like they added to the boobage and set the makeup guns to 'whore' .
 
2012-07-03 09:04:50 AM

BigJT: The only one I find attractive is the only one I could go to jail for finding attractive.

Plastic surgery: You're doing it wrong.


Booby prize ... left-to-right, Emma Marshall, 30, Ripley Marshall, 21, Chantal Marshall, 53, Terri Marshall, 27 and Tara Marshall, 26,

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-03 09:08:50 AM
pawnitinc.com
 
2012-07-03 09:13:01 AM
OK any one of them would be good for a quick tit fark, just to try & cover the face in protein gel. "wink, wink, nudge, nudge"
 
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