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(SFGate)   An 82 year old woman asks your child to stop harassing a goose. Do you c) beat the woman until she nearly dies?   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 201
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2012-07-02 06:58:21 PM
That 'dad' is a spineless pussy.
 
2012-07-02 07:03:10 PM
This is what happens when you revere youth and make fun of the elderly.

Exactly the opposite of most of the history of mankind.
 
2012-07-02 07:08:18 PM
Not like I'll defend what the guy did, but I suspect that goose read the article more carefully than subby did.
 
2012-07-02 07:14:46 PM

Quasar: Not like I'll defend what the guy did, but I suspect that goose read the article more carefully than subby did.


Oh?

Later in the day she began feeling ill, Shyy said, and went to St. Mary's Medical Center. She was admitted with what police described as life-threatening injuries.
 
2012-07-02 07:16:02 PM
This is inexcusable

/that is all
 
2012-07-02 07:20:40 PM
Yeah, a lot of times people push people and they fall and hit their heads and can be very injured or die - not what the pusher intended but who pushes an old lady! That's the opposite of how society is supposed to work.
 
2012-07-02 07:24:56 PM
Oh, what a stud. Shoving an 82-year-old woman to the ground.
 
2012-07-02 08:06:40 PM
I have more respect for the goose than the dad. Fark the dad. I hope a goose bites his balls off.
 
2012-07-02 08:08:28 PM
img35.imageshack.us

Clearly, someone lost that lovin' feeling.
 
2012-07-02 08:12:45 PM
Duck! duck! Grey, duck!
 
2012-07-02 08:18:05 PM
Crap, I just signed on as this woman's Cutman, I had no idea she had a weak chin!
 
2012-07-02 08:25:41 PM
Those geese are nasty in the first place, you can hardly walk in the park anymore without those nasty things threatening you, kid is lucky the thing didn't bite his head off.
 
2012-07-02 08:29:24 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Quasar: Not like I'll defend what the guy did, but I suspect that goose read the article more carefully than subby did.

Oh?

Later in the day she began feeling ill, Shyy said, and went to St. Mary's Medical Center. She was admitted with what police described as life-threatening injuries.


Quasar is correct, here, the headline is crap. The woman wasn't "beat until she nearly died", at most she was pushed and struck her head. It still takes a special kind of asshole to push an old woman over, but she wasn't "beat".
 
2012-07-02 08:29:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Quasar: Not like I'll defend what the guy did, but I suspect that goose read the article more carefully than subby did.

Oh?

Later in the day she began feeling ill, Shyy said, and went to St. Mary's Medical Center. She was admitted with what police described as life-threatening injuries.


There is a difference between pushing a lady down because she had your son around the neck and beating the woman until she nearly dies.

I wasn't there, so I can't defend the father. But yeah, subby didn't read the article or really really wanted a green.

Shame really, most old ladies are easy to defeat. I remember once when I punched out Jessica Tandy. She went down harder than SkyLab.
 
2012-07-02 08:31:14 PM
I don't know if a Congressional Medal of Honor is in order but this will certainly send a strong message to the terrier-ists.
 
2012-07-02 08:41:38 PM
To be fair, she probably tastes better than the goose.
 
2012-07-02 08:42:47 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: That 'dad' Goose is a spineless pussy.



Geese are evil, Ill tempered aggressive creatures and don't put up with any shait from humans.
A small child would run screaming from a Goose if the kid was really bothering it.
Geese are evil. Pure distilled Evil.
 
2012-07-02 09:04:30 PM
The man helped her to her car after the "Beating"

What I see:

Boy bothered goose.
Woman pinched boy's neck.
Man pushes woman off boy.
Woman falls, gets hurt.
Everyone feels like an asshole except the goose, who planned all this.
 
2012-07-02 09:09:43 PM

doglover: The man helped her to her car after the "Beating"

What I see:

Boy bothered goose.
Woman pinched boy's neck.
Man pushes woman off boy.
Woman falls, gets hurt.
Everyone feels like an asshole except the goose, who planned all this.


Probably the same goose that killed that one dude a month ago.
 
2012-07-02 09:31:15 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: [img35.imageshack.us image 455x228]

Clearly, someone lost that lovin' feeling.


Talk to me Goose!
 
2012-07-02 09:33:43 PM

Quasar: doglover: The man helped her to her car after the "Beating"

What I see:

Boy bothered goose.
Woman pinched boy's neck.
Man pushes woman off boy.
Woman falls, gets hurt.
Everyone feels like an asshole except the goose, who planned all this.

Probably the same goose that killed that one dude a month ago.


I'm pretty sure that was a swan. Swans'll kill you dead.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:26 PM
Too bad she didn't have a gun to stand her ground
 
2012-07-02 09:47:48 PM

Quasar: doglover: The man helped her to her car after the "Beating"

What I see:

Boy bothered goose.
Woman pinched boy's neck.
Man pushes woman off boy.
Woman falls, gets hurt.
Everyone feels like an asshole except the goose, who planned all this.

Probably the same goose that killed that one dude a month ago.


Great nephew of the one that pegged Fabio.
 
2012-07-02 09:48:38 PM

optikeye: The My Little Pony Killer: That 'dad' Goose is a spineless pussy.


Geese are evil, Ill tempered aggressive creatures and don't put up with any shait from humans.
A small child would run screaming from a Goose if the kid was really bothering it.
Geese are evil. Pure distilled Evil.


The dad pushed over an elderly woman. You're an idiot.
 
2012-07-02 09:57:56 PM
"Harassing the Goose"? Is that code?
 
2012-07-02 10:03:40 PM
If some senile old lady grabbed my child by the throat and started abusing him, damn right I'd push her bony ass away. It's not assault if it's in defense of a loved one.
 
2012-07-02 10:06:51 PM
Stay away from other people's kids. It's good advice for everyone.
 
2012-07-02 10:07:13 PM
Hey, they have white trash there too, huh?
 
2012-07-02 10:07:15 PM
Not with the goose though,right?
 
2012-07-02 10:07:31 PM
The dreaded flying Mexican
 
2012-07-02 10:07:54 PM
What a family. So not only was the five year old kid harassing the geese, but then the father supposedly pushes over an 82 year old woman who hits her heats and winds up in intensive care. At least her condition is improving, I would think especially for an elderly person that's a really bad injury.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:07 PM
Some people flip out if you say anything to their kid regardless of what they're doing. You have to be careful with such things. This guy will get what is coming to him in prison.
 
2012-07-02 10:09:56 PM

spman: Those geese are nasty in the first place, you can hardly walk in the park anymore without those nasty things threatening you, kid is lucky the thing didn't bite his head off.


I was playing golf with a couple of friends, when my buddy hit a line drive that one-hopped a goose in the head, ending its career as a fairway fertilizer. All the other geese circled around the golf ball, hissing. My friend said that there was no way he was going to get near his shot, and prepared to hit another ball.

Our other friend, who is HUGE (we called him Tiny, he went on to a career in pro wrestling) told him he was a pussy, and that he'd retrieve his ball. The last we saw of him he was running for his cart, and those geese chased him all the way to the clubhouse door. They hung outside waiting for him like a scene from "The Birds". He finally had to leave at closing time, and they chased him to his truck. Geese are vindictive farkers.
 
2012-07-02 10:11:25 PM
Police are looking for the boy's father, Shyy said. He was described only as being in his 40s.

I saw him, I SAW HIM!!! He ran to New Jersey and was having lunch at Burger King. Well, at least some guy who fit that description.
 
2012-07-02 10:12:33 PM

Ed Finnerty: Duck! duck! Grey, duck!


Uff-da.
 
2012-07-02 10:13:43 PM
This is why I hate kids...because there are no f**king parents anymore - just a bunch of mindless breeders.
 
2012-07-02 10:14:14 PM
AP: Mother Goose was killed today by a crazed daddy who thought the best lesson in life for his kid was that he was the poppa bear. What's good for Mother Goose is good for the gander.
Right there, Bubba.
 
2012-07-02 10:15:06 PM
You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Come grab my kids neck. I don't care if you're Methuselah. There will be a shove. Oh yes, there will be a shove.
 
2012-07-02 10:15:56 PM

Nadie_AZ: This is what happens when you revere youth and make fun of the elderly.

Exactly the opposite of most of the history of mankind.


Done in one.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:07 PM

trappedspirit: You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Come grab my kids neck. I don't care if you're Methuselah. There will be a shove. Oh yes, there will be a shove.


Will ther be skittles and Iced Tea as you hold your snowflake's ground?
 
2012-07-02 10:16:16 PM
Don't f*ck with other people's kids, they tend to not like it.

Don't f*ck with little old ladies, they are frail.

Words of wisdom from Psycoholic_Slag.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:39 PM

skinink: What a family. So not only was the five year old kid harassing the geese, but then the father supposedly pushes over an 82 year old woman who hits her heats and winds up in intensive care. At least her condition is improving, I would think especially for an elderly person that's a really bad injury.


And even if she fully recovers from it, at that age an injury like that is often the start of a downward spiral in health that results in death or nursing home in the next couple years.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:42 PM

Nadie_AZ: This is what happens when you revere youth and make fun of the elderly.

Exactly the opposite of most of the history of mankind.


dunnin 2.
 
2012-07-02 10:17:50 PM
That...THING in there...That's not The Goose. No way.

The Right Honourable Judge MCStymie has come to a verdict:

Kid sucks for messing with the geese. Life in hard labor.
Father of kid sucks for not teaching his little asshole kid to respect animals. Aggravating circumstances. Death by buggery.
Old lady sucks for being crotchety. Life in crooked nursing home.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:41 PM
horrible way to tell the news or god-awful way to tell the news?
 
2012-07-02 10:18:43 PM
John Steele, an employee at the Stow Lake boathouse, said he had helped the woman after someone came running up to report that she was hurt. He said he had found the woman sitting on the ground, a bloodstain growing on the back of her head.

I'm guessing the numbers 9 and 1 don't exist there?
 
2012-07-02 10:19:38 PM

trappedspirit: You mess with the bull, you get the horns. Come grab my kids neck. I don't care if you're Methuselah. There will be a shove. Oh yes, there will be a shove.


I skimmed your profile. Dude. Meth. Bad.
 
2012-07-02 10:20:02 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: clubhou


Cool story, gander!
 
2012-07-02 10:20:32 PM
Do not taunt [dynamite monkey nor any other] animals.
Do not touch other people's children.
Do not treat the elderly as if they had mass or balance (do not shove them).
Do not write headlines without verifying for accuracy.
 
2012-07-02 10:23:04 PM
You know what happens to young sociopaths? They grow up to be old sociopaths, except now they have the weight of experience on their belts and have become masters of manipulating public sentiment.
 
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