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(Huffington Post)   Rep. Allen West (Running-Fla.) has uncovered Obama's secret plan to make all Americans his personal slaves   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 43
    More: Florida, President Obama, Congressional Progressive Caucus, Americans, Democracy in America, WPTV, Alexis de Tocqueville, US House of Representatives, Harriet Tubman  
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2012-07-02 05:03:18 PM
8 votes:
I liked him better when he was chasing Arnold Schwarzenegger with a flamethrower. It's a shame he went nuts after they cancelled his show.
2012-07-02 04:58:57 PM
8 votes:
When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?
2012-07-02 10:32:09 PM
4 votes:

Harry_Seldon: Alan West should be embarrassed by his behavior. I am 3rd generation Brooklyn born Jew, and I could never support the Republican party in it's current form. I am so embarrassed by Sheldon Adelson. He is an embarrassment to Jews around the world.


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"Did I ask for your f*cking opinion? Get the f*ck out of this thread."
2012-07-02 09:26:53 PM
4 votes:
img1.fark.net Area legislator frightened and strangely aroused by what he imagines Barack Obama to be
2012-07-02 09:18:23 PM
4 votes:
I liked him better when he was Batman.
2012-07-02 05:16:38 PM
4 votes:

propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people


That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?
2012-07-02 10:34:34 PM
3 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: You gonna get raped, is what I'm saying. And it's exactly what Obama wants. The South will rise again, after all. Unfortunately for the rednecks, it's the black man that'll be rising.


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"Easy now, you don't want to scare 'em off!"
2012-07-02 09:39:27 PM
3 votes:
Allen West is such a vile, partisan, dishonest piece of trash that he would shiat his pants just so he could blame the smell on the nearest Democrat.
2012-07-02 09:38:52 PM
3 votes:
If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?
2012-07-02 05:06:47 PM
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...


Hey waitaminute. If I'm gonna have slaves, be they white, black or other, I'm going to be the one doing the TV watching and video game playing. I don't care if your Rascal is too wide to fit through the doorway, Penny Jo, that bathroom better be spotless by the time these two idiots put an offer on one of these 3 houses!
2012-07-02 05:03:49 PM
3 votes:

Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?


A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people
2012-07-03 01:09:22 AM
2 votes:

skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.



You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.
2012-07-02 09:45:26 PM
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.


you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.
2012-07-02 04:56:42 PM
2 votes:
And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.
2012-07-02 04:40:39 PM
2 votes:
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2012-07-03 03:34:38 PM
1 votes:

monoski:
(CNN) - Former presidential candidate Michele Bachmann did not deny Monday whether she was being vetted for the job of Mitt Romney's running mate.

"Whoever it is that he chooses to bring in as his V.P., it will be a highly competent person who could step in at a moment's notice and assume the responsibilities of the White House," the Minnesota congresswoman said on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight."



Well gee, Ms. Bachmann, if he can find someone with those qualifications, why doesn't the GOP run that person as a candidate for President?
2012-07-03 09:33:08 AM
1 votes:

NeverDrunk23: JohnnyC: Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.

Then its a never ending game since they can always top each other every 26 minutes.


I just figured the stream of derp lately was one big game of "Not it!" in the grand scheme of potential vice-presidential politics.

Nobody wants to be second to mittens. It's like coming in second place in an exciting food contest... behind porridge.
2012-07-03 04:32:53 AM
1 votes:

Pincy: Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?


I read that with a comma after attention. It gives the sentence a very different meaning.
2012-07-02 11:35:45 PM
1 votes:
My white guy sucks.
thetvlegion.com

//hot like one of the funniest episodes in history
2012-07-02 11:01:36 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-02 10:36:13 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Need Help Soonish: Wait, wait , wait... So... The plan is to farm out the white peeps to the strapping, well muscled black guys?

Ohhhhh my.

///Im gonna need a few to think this over.
///In the shower...


You gonna get raped, is what I'm saying. And it's exactly what Obama wants. The South will rise again, after all. Unfortunately for the rednecks, it's the black man that'll be rising.


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2012-07-02 10:28:58 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.



Why don't you just tell us, drama queen? The only other tax increase possibility is that your household income is north of $250k per year, in which case, CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER.
2012-07-02 10:27:14 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.



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"Nope...still not following you...."
2012-07-02 10:24:24 PM
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: idrink

I'm not sure how I managed to quote you wrong, but I blame Mr. John Jameson. Also, Boehner. He made it OK for a man to suck at drinking and I learned it from him.


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"Scotch scotch scotchety scotch scotch..."
2012-07-02 10:16:34 PM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: skullkrusher: thanks for the input

Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

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you're good at posting funny jpegs. You can almost see the people looking to high five you from all across cyberspace. Of course, they're not actually there and you'll need to find another way to feel the validation you clearly so desperately crave. Maybe someone will funny one of your comments and you can relish it and click back and look at the vote from time to time when you're feeling small.
2012-07-02 10:11:31 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: thanks for the input


Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

static.zoovy.com
2012-07-02 10:10:06 PM
1 votes:
As opposed to maintaining the status quo of making us all corporate sharecroppers? Much in the mold of the founders, Obama seems like he'd make a relatively decent and humane master. Still, farmwork, organic or not, wouldn't agree with me; I call house-cracker.
2012-07-02 10:08:22 PM
1 votes:
Step 1: get an Uncle Tom from Florida named "Allen West" to make a fool of himself, thus marginalizing Black politicians.
2012-07-02 09:58:14 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here

what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber



If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone? Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.
2012-07-02 09:50:21 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.



It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here
2012-07-02 09:46:54 PM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


This guy sounds legit. We'd better do what he says.
2012-07-02 09:40:23 PM
1 votes:
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2012-07-02 09:38:10 PM
1 votes:
We get it, he's black.
2012-07-02 09:22:48 PM
1 votes:
Uncle Allen wants to be white OH so bad.
2012-07-02 09:17:59 PM
1 votes:
He knows who the communists in congress are, too. He has a list.
2012-07-02 09:15:10 PM
1 votes:
Maybe someone should ask Ron Paul why he is voluntarily becoming one of Obama Slaves by accepting Social Security checks instead of working for his money?
2012-07-02 09:06:45 PM
1 votes:
Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?
2012-07-02 09:06:14 PM
1 votes:

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.


Yawn.

I see we got another drama queen in the house ladies and gentlemen...
2012-07-02 08:53:39 PM
1 votes:

Tigger: It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.


Sounds like a new hit series from Fox!
2012-07-02 08:53:13 PM
1 votes:
Haha, look what Florida sent to represent itself to all the other states.
2012-07-02 08:04:25 PM
1 votes:
Is that f*ckstick still signing his letters with "Steadfast and Loyal"?

Total disgrace to the 4th Infantry Division.

Pop smoke and draw fire, dickhead.
2012-07-02 05:44:41 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


I thought that was basically the description of Fox News

/but I guess they use a larger pool of imbeciles for their stupid shiat
2012-07-02 05:32:08 PM
1 votes:
You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.
 
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