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(Huffington Post)   Rep. Allen West (Running-Fla.) has uncovered Obama's secret plan to make all Americans his personal slaves   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 41
    More: Florida, President Obama, Congressional Progressive Caucus, Americans, Democracy in America, WPTV, Alexis de Tocqueville, US House of Representatives, Harriet Tubman  
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2012-07-02 10:59:25 PM  
4 votes:

skullkrusher: that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?


Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

Let me explain about my Dad.

During the polio epidemic in the 1950's, the government gave every school child a vaccine, without informing their parents. This was a live vaccine, which they knew would give a tiny percentage of the population polio. My Dad was one of the ones who got polio.

My Dad has never been able to get health insurance due to this pre-existing condition. No one will insure him. He's been able to make Medicare work, sort of, but his copays for his heart issues, diverticulitis, and melanoma are a good bit of money. Add in his medication (which thanks to Bush's Medicare Prescription Drug crap, he can't even get the drugs prescribed to him; they get substituted for "equivalents" - not generics, just a drug a different doctor that has never seen my Dad or his charts says is "just as good as".)

Most months, he has about half of his disability check left over for bills. Other months, even less.

Dude, you didn't give my Dad polio. You aren't charging him excessive amounts for medication and copays. There is nothing you have done or not done or could have done differently to avoid this situation. I will be the first to admit this isn't your fault.

I want you to know where that your money is going. It's going to help pay for my Dad's medical issues. With luck, he might have a couple of more good years. It's not likely, but it wouldn't be possible at all if this bill hadn't passed.

So, for what it's worth, Thank you. I mean that, sincerely. Thank you. Because of people like you that have been successful, my Dad will get a little more time in a lot less pain. I'll hopefully get a few more years to spend with him.

Once again, this situation wasn't your fault. But thank you for that tax money.
2012-07-02 09:38:52 PM  
4 votes:
If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?
2012-07-02 09:11:56 PM  
4 votes:

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.


You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.
2012-07-02 05:16:38 PM  
3 votes:

propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people


That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?
2012-07-02 04:58:57 PM  
3 votes:
When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?
2012-07-03 01:09:22 AM  
2 votes:

skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.



You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.
2012-07-02 10:12:40 PM  
2 votes:

skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.



Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.
2012-07-02 09:58:56 PM  
2 votes:

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


Ill take the 26 through 45 crowd if you don't mind...

///Experance over exuberance my dear :)
2012-07-02 08:52:40 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?


When the slandered decided to take up a civil suit against the slanderer. Lying about someone with the intent to damage them is a civil matter, not a criminal matter.

If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.. The only people who take the GOP seriously anymore are mouth-breathers, and Obama won't get their vote anyway.
2012-07-02 08:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Is that f*ckstick still signing his letters with "Steadfast and Loyal"?

Total disgrace to the 4th Infantry Division.

Pop smoke and draw fire, dickhead.
2012-07-02 07:56:26 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.
2012-07-02 05:44:41 PM  
2 votes:

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


I thought that was basically the description of Fox News

/but I guess they use a larger pool of imbeciles for their stupid shiat
2012-07-02 05:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.
2012-07-03 07:45:08 AM  
1 vote:
goo.gl
2012-07-03 07:44:48 AM  
1 vote:

Lernaeus: And there can be no such thing as a "social contract". Contracts are voluntary agreements, usually provided in writing, and upheld only with one's signature. The "social contract" is a con, a completely undefinable non-concept used by illegitimate authorities to excuse forcing compliance with whatever arbitrary rules they come up with.


That may well be the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark.

/And I've read SH's posts.
2012-07-03 12:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
I did not read the article. I do not think this headline is witty. This guy is just a plain, straight-up douche.
2012-07-02 11:55:05 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.
2012-07-02 11:01:36 PM  
1 vote:
img528.imageshack.us
2012-07-02 10:41:30 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link


Those... Really aren't onerous.
2012-07-02 10:22:25 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...



Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?
2012-07-02 10:17:20 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: idrink


Work was closed today, it's not looking good for tomorrow, and I don't need you to tell me what to do in this situation. I here that's what people when they don't have responsibilities.
2012-07-02 10:14:08 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so... maybe it's not so much my hate from life and really just that I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?


You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance? And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.
2012-07-02 10:08:22 PM  
1 vote:
Step 1: get an Uncle Tom from Florida named "Allen West" to make a fool of himself, thus marginalizing Black politicians.
2012-07-02 10:08:06 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: a nice apartment



awesome, a huge success in life


skullkrusher: I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?



Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.

"no-nothings"

Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old
2012-07-02 09:58:14 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here

what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber



If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone? Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.
2012-07-02 09:53:48 PM  
1 vote:
If you think this clown is a moron imagine what the creatures that would vote for it are like.
2012-07-02 09:50:21 PM  
1 vote:

skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.



It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here
2012-07-02 09:46:54 PM  
1 vote:

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


This guy sounds legit. We'd better do what he says.
2012-07-02 09:39:27 PM  
1 vote:
Allen West is such a vile, partisan, dishonest piece of trash that he would shiat his pants just so he could blame the smell on the nearest Democrat.
2012-07-02 09:26:53 PM  
1 vote:
img1.fark.net Area legislator frightened and strangely aroused by what he imagines Barack Obama to be
2012-07-02 09:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
He knows who the communists in congress are, too. He has a list.
2012-07-02 09:15:10 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe someone should ask Ron Paul why he is voluntarily becoming one of Obama Slaves by accepting Social Security checks instead of working for his money?
2012-07-02 09:06:45 PM  
1 vote:
Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?
2012-07-02 09:06:14 PM  
1 vote:

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.


Yawn.

I see we got another drama queen in the house ladies and gentlemen...
2012-07-02 08:51:26 PM  
1 vote:

propasaurus: ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?


oh man, you may have something there. I'm a FL resident. Can I Baker Act this clown?
2012-07-02 07:46:20 PM  
1 vote:
Subby spelled Ruining wrong...
2012-07-02 06:30:05 PM  
1 vote:
It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.
2012-07-02 05:42:57 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people

That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?


And forcing them to go to college and join unions.
2012-07-02 05:06:47 PM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...


Hey waitaminute. If I'm gonna have slaves, be they white, black or other, I'm going to be the one doing the TV watching and video game playing. I don't care if your Rascal is too wide to fit through the doorway, Penny Jo, that bathroom better be spotless by the time these two idiots put an offer on one of these 3 houses!
2012-07-02 05:03:49 PM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?


A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people
2012-07-02 04:58:26 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?

 
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