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(Huffington Post)   Rep. Allen West (Running-Fla.) has uncovered Obama's secret plan to make all Americans his personal slaves   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-07-02 09:52:52 PM  

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here


what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber
 
2012-07-02 09:53:28 PM  

elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...


did I screw it up?
 
2012-07-02 09:53:48 PM  
If you think this clown is a moron imagine what the creatures that would vote for it are like.
 
2012-07-02 09:54:12 PM  
It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.
 
2012-07-02 09:56:57 PM  

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


i.ytimg.com

 
2012-07-02 09:58:14 PM  

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here

what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber



If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone? Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.
 
2012-07-02 09:58:52 PM  

jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.



His name doesn't sound foreign.
 
2012-07-02 09:58:56 PM  

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


Ill take the 26 through 45 crowd if you don't mind...

///Experance over exuberance my dear :)
 
2012-07-02 10:00:05 PM  

skullkrusher: did I screw it up?


In the future, whenever you think to ask that question, the answer is always

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-07-02 10:00:15 PM  

skullkrusher: elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...

did I screw it up?


Upon further review, maybe not... but I always heard it as "...21 year olds..."
 
2012-07-02 10:02:18 PM  

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.


Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.
 
2012-07-02 10:03:25 PM  

intelligent comment below: If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone?


your echo chamber, not mine. I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone. In fact, you responded to me, "Intelligent comment below".

intelligent comment below: Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.


I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so... maybe it's not so much my hate from life and really just that I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?
 
2012-07-02 10:04:39 PM  

elchip: skullkrusher: elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...

did I screw it up?

Upon further review, maybe not... but I always heard it as "...21 year olds..."


actually you're right. Works either way though I suppose. One of my favorites.

/no pedo
 
2012-07-02 10:04:50 PM  

jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.



Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:01 PM  
Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:15 PM  

ox45tallboy: skullkrusher: did I screw it up?

In the future, whenever you think to ask that question, the answer is always

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 380x238]


thanks for the input
 
2012-07-02 10:06:43 PM  

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.


Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.


you've finally lived up to your handle. Bravo
 
2012-07-02 10:07:23 PM  

skullkrusher: I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?


images.pictureshunt.com

 
2012-07-02 10:07:39 PM  

skullkrusher: I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone


skullkrusher: dimbulbs


Are you insinuating that not everyone here is a dimbulb? Such an accusation would be entirely unprecedented.
 
2012-07-02 10:08:06 PM  

skullkrusher: a nice apartment



awesome, a huge success in life


skullkrusher: I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?



Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.

"no-nothings"

Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old
 
2012-07-02 10:08:15 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.


I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.

/ducks
 
2012-07-02 10:08:22 PM  
Step 1: get an Uncle Tom from Florida named "Allen West" to make a fool of himself, thus marginalizing Black politicians.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:05 PM  

intelligent comment below: Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.

"no-nothings"

Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old


Letting out pent up anger on Fark is the mark of a crazy person, you're so right.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:06 PM  
As opposed to maintaining the status quo of making us all corporate sharecroppers? Much in the mold of the founders, Obama seems like he'd make a relatively decent and humane master. Still, farmwork, organic or not, wouldn't agree with me; I call house-cracker.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:32 PM  

intelligent comment below: awesome, a huge success in life


not yet but working my way towards it

intelligent comment below: Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.


no, I already explained I have nothing to be angry about. So...

intelligent comment below: Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old


oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.
 
2012-07-02 10:11:13 PM  

skullkrusher: thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.

I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.


I'm sorry, I can't here you over how awesome windsurfing is.
 
2012-07-02 10:11:27 PM  

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone

skullkrusher: dimbulbs

Are you insinuating that not everyone here is a dimbulb? Such an accusation would be entirely unprecedented.


I have been known to make that claim from time to time.
You're in green, aintcha?
 
2012-07-02 10:11:31 PM  

skullkrusher: thanks for the input


Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

static.zoovy.com

 
2012-07-02 10:12:30 PM  

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.


Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.


Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"
 
2012-07-02 10:12:40 PM  

skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.



Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.
 
2012-07-02 10:12:52 PM  

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.

I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.

I'm sorry, I can't here you over how awesome windsurfing is.


lol, now Intelligent comment below is automatically the Queen of England and ox45tallboy is her royal consort
 
2012-07-02 10:13:49 PM  

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.


Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.


drink
 
2012-07-02 10:14:08 PM  

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so... maybe it's not so much my hate from life and really just that I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?


You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance? And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:34 PM  

ox45tallboy: skullkrusher: thanks for the input

Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

[static.zoovy.com image 500x500]


you're good at posting funny jpegs. You can almost see the people looking to high five you from all across cyberspace. Of course, they're not actually there and you'll need to find another way to feel the validation you clearly so desperately crave. Maybe someone will funny one of your comments and you can relish it and click back and look at the vote from time to time when you're feeling small.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:43 PM  

jodaveki: Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"



Disagree again.

I think those angles were there only because he went to Indonesia, had a Kenyan father, and had a foreign sounding name.

If he had the same history as Allan West (besides the war criminal part) they would just find more dirt to make up about him.

The right wing did the same thing with Clinton.

Dig up supposed affairs, bad business deals, "hit list", "misplaced the football" etc etc
 
2012-07-02 10:17:18 PM  

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.


Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.

drink



Why? I'm not a no-nothing
 
2012-07-02 10:17:20 PM  

skullkrusher: idrink


Work was closed today, it's not looking good for tomorrow, and I don't need you to tell me what to do in this situation. I here that's what people when they don't have responsibilities.
 
2012-07-02 10:17:48 PM  
I'm beginning to wonder if Allen West was at least part of the inspiration for Uncle Ruckus.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:06 PM  

ox45tallboy: You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance?


I do have health insurance.

ox45tallboy: And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.


cute, you think the mandate is the only tax in the bill.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:19 PM  

thurstonxhowell: Work was closed today, it's not looking good for tomorrow, and I don't need you to tell me what to do in this situation. I here that's what people when they don't have responsibilities.



You herd wrong
 
2012-07-02 10:19:23 PM  

skullkrusher: you're good at posting funny jpegs. You can almost see the people looking to high five you from all across cyberspace. Of course, they're not actually there and you'll need to find another way to feel the validation you clearly so desperately crave. Maybe someone will funny one of your comments and you can relish it and click back and look at the vote from time to time when you're feeling small.


(In keeping with the Allen West theme):

mrc-tv.s3.amazonaws.com

"ARE YOU A WIZARD?"

 
2012-07-02 10:19:36 PM  
If white Americans won't do the jobs that I don't want to do, WTF is the point of having them as slaves?

WHITE SLAVE: "No, YOU take the trash to the dump, and pick your own strawberries!"
ME: "WTF, white slave?"
 
2012-07-02 10:19:55 PM  

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: idrink


I'm not sure how I managed to quote you wrong, but I blame Mr. John Jameson. Also, Boehner. He made it OK for a man to suck at drinking and I learned it from him.
 
2012-07-02 10:22:16 PM  

skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance?

I do have health insurance.

ox45tallboy: And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.

cute, you think the mandate is the only tax in the bill.


Oh. You go to tanning beds. That's understandable, NYC isn't the greatest place for working outside. Hopefully you can afford the extra 10% on your tanning visits. I mean, unlimited tanning around here is about $40-$50/month, so I'm guessing $100/month wouldn't be out of the question in NYC. That means you're out an extra $10/month! That's $120/ year! I'd be pissed, too!
 
2012-07-02 10:22:25 PM  

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...



Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?
 
2012-07-02 10:22:59 PM  
www.bilerico.com

Jesus Christ, did he spend his time in the military guiding aircraft into a smooth landing between his teeth?
 
2012-07-02 10:23:57 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: If white Americans won't do the jobs that I don't want to do, WTF is the point of having them as slaves?

WHITE SLAVE: "No, YOU take the trash to the dump, and pick your own strawberries!"
ME: "WTF, white slave?"


Wait, wait , wait... So... The plan is to farm out the white peeps to the strapping, well muscled black guys?

Ohhhhh my.

///Im gonna need a few to think this over.
///In the shower...
 
2012-07-02 10:24:00 PM  
WOW...I can REALLY feel the love in here.
Sucked to be stuck in a bed for almost a month.
I totally missed this shiat!
 
2012-07-02 10:24:24 PM  

thurstonxhowell: thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: idrink

I'm not sure how I managed to quote you wrong, but I blame Mr. John Jameson. Also, Boehner. He made it OK for a man to suck at drinking and I learned it from him.


4.bp.blogspot.com

"Scotch scotch scotchety scotch scotch..."

 
2012-07-02 10:24:29 PM  

ox45tallboy: Oh. You go to tanning beds. That's understandable, NYC isn't the greatest place for working outside. Hopefully you can afford the extra 10% on your tanning visits. I mean, unlimited tanning around here is about $40-$50/month, so I'm guessing $100/month wouldn't be out of the question in NYC. That means you're out an extra $10/month! That's $120/ year! I'd be pissed, too!


keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.
 
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