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(Huffington Post)   Rep. Allen West (Running-Fla.) has uncovered Obama's secret plan to make all Americans his personal slaves   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 239
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2012-07-02 04:40:39 PM
www.websophist.com
 
2012-07-02 04:56:08 PM
when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?
 
2012-07-02 04:56:42 PM
And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.
 
2012-07-02 04:58:26 PM

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?

 
2012-07-02 04:58:57 PM
When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?
 
2012-07-02 05:03:18 PM
I liked him better when he was chasing Arnold Schwarzenegger with a flamethrower. It's a shame he went nuts after they cancelled his show.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:49 PM

Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?


A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people
 
2012-07-02 05:06:47 PM

Nadie_AZ: I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...


Hey waitaminute. If I'm gonna have slaves, be they white, black or other, I'm going to be the one doing the TV watching and video game playing. I don't care if your Rascal is too wide to fit through the doorway, Penny Jo, that bathroom better be spotless by the time these two idiots put an offer on one of these 3 houses!
 
2012-07-02 05:16:38 PM

propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people


That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?
 
2012-07-02 05:20:31 PM
The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??
 
2012-07-02 05:32:08 PM
You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.
 
2012-07-02 05:42:57 PM

FloydA: propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people

That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?


And forcing them to go to college and join unions.
 
2012-07-02 05:44:41 PM

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


I thought that was basically the description of Fox News

/but I guess they use a larger pool of imbeciles for their stupid shiat
 
2012-07-02 06:30:05 PM
It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.
 
2012-07-02 07:46:20 PM
Subby spelled Ruining wrong...
 
2012-07-02 07:50:52 PM

Lorelle: The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??


Are you calling Obama a token member?
 
2012-07-02 07:56:26 PM
Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.
 
2012-07-02 08:04:25 PM
Is that f*ckstick still signing his letters with "Steadfast and Loyal"?

Total disgrace to the 4th Infantry Division.

Pop smoke and draw fire, dickhead.
 
2012-07-02 08:51:26 PM

propasaurus: ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?


oh man, you may have something there. I'm a FL resident. Can I Baker Act this clown?
 
2012-07-02 08:52:15 PM
What a cock smoker.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:40 PM

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?


When the slandered decided to take up a civil suit against the slanderer. Lying about someone with the intent to damage them is a civil matter, not a criminal matter.

If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.. The only people who take the GOP seriously anymore are mouth-breathers, and Obama won't get their vote anyway.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:13 PM
Haha, look what Florida sent to represent itself to all the other states.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:39 PM

Tigger: It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.


Sounds like a new hit series from Fox!
 
2012-07-02 08:55:20 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.


Funny, John Adams found himself in the same position during his tenure in office. His response was to go all hard-ass on the opposition political press. To this day, we look back on him as an oppressive madman, when truth was that nothing could be further from the truth. There's nothing to be gained by giving them credence.
 
2012-07-02 08:55:57 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Lorelle: The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??

Are you calling Obama a token member?



You don't seem too bright, and are a troll. But lets just say it's quite obvious what party treats blacks like second class citizens. The conservative party, and has been since 1776. The conservative party is now called the GOP.
 
2012-07-02 09:00:50 PM
So Obama is that guy from 50 shades of grey?
 
2012-07-02 09:05:06 PM
What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:14 PM

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.


Yawn.

I see we got another drama queen in the house ladies and gentlemen...
 
2012-07-02 09:06:45 PM
Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?
 
2012-07-02 09:11:56 PM

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.


You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:10 PM
Maybe someone should ask Ron Paul why he is voluntarily becoming one of Obama Slaves by accepting Social Security checks instead of working for his money?
 
2012-07-02 09:17:59 PM
He knows who the communists in congress are, too. He has a list.
 
2012-07-02 09:18:23 PM
I liked him better when he was Batman.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:43 PM
Allen West: "You're all slaves to Fartbongo, and if you don't agree with me, I'll just fire a gun near your head"

Pants-wetting Republicans: Save us Allen West!
 
2012-07-02 09:22:48 PM
Uncle Allen wants to be white OH so bad.
 
2012-07-02 09:26:53 PM
img1.fark.net Area legislator frightened and strangely aroused by what he imagines Barack Obama to be
 
2012-07-02 09:36:33 PM
All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:10 PM
We get it, he's black.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:18 PM

elchip: Uncle Allen wants to be white OH so bad.


And to get a show on Fox News?
 
2012-07-02 09:38:52 PM
If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?
 
2012-07-02 09:39:27 PM
Allen West is such a vile, partisan, dishonest piece of trash that he would shiat his pants just so he could blame the smell on the nearest Democrat.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:23 PM
img716.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 09:40:58 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?


smart, funny, smart, funny, smart, funny...

/opted for smart
 
2012-07-02 09:43:54 PM

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:26 PM

Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.


you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:54 PM

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


This guy sounds legit. We'd better do what he says.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:26 PM

Shaggy_C: Don't Troll Me Bro!: If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.

Funny, John Adams found himself in the same position during his tenure in office. His response was to go all hard-ass on the opposition political press. To this day, we look back on him as an oppressive madman, when truth was that nothing could be further from the truth. There's nothing to be gained by giving them credence.


I have many opinions of John Adams. None of them are "oppressive madman."
 
2012-07-02 09:48:29 PM

Sgt Otter: I liked him better when he was chasing Arnold Schwarzenegger with a flamethrower. It's a shame he went nuts after they cancelled his show.


I marked you as funny, but begrudgingly. There's a slight note of "They All Look Alike" to it, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.
 
2012-07-02 09:49:33 PM

skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.


Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...
 
2012-07-02 09:50:21 PM

skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.



It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here
 
2012-07-02 09:52:52 PM

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here


what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber
 
2012-07-02 09:53:28 PM

elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...


did I screw it up?
 
2012-07-02 09:53:48 PM
If you think this clown is a moron imagine what the creatures that would vote for it are like.
 
2012-07-02 09:54:12 PM
It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.
 
2012-07-02 09:56:57 PM

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-02 09:58:14 PM

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.


It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here

what definition would that be? Repeating what the dimbulbs say ad nauseum isn't trolling. Consider it your own personal, albeit sarcastic, echo chamber



If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone? Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.
 
2012-07-02 09:58:52 PM

jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.



His name doesn't sound foreign.
 
2012-07-02 09:58:56 PM

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


Ill take the 26 through 45 crowd if you don't mind...

///Experance over exuberance my dear :)
 
2012-07-02 10:00:05 PM

skullkrusher: did I screw it up?


In the future, whenever you think to ask that question, the answer is always

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-02 10:00:15 PM

skullkrusher: elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...

did I screw it up?


Upon further review, maybe not... but I always heard it as "...21 year olds..."
 
2012-07-02 10:02:18 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.


Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.
 
2012-07-02 10:03:25 PM

intelligent comment below: If it's just a personal echo chamber, why the need to butt in and insult everyone?


your echo chamber, not mine. I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone. In fact, you responded to me, "Intelligent comment below".

intelligent comment below: Sounds like you're taking the hate from your pathetic life out on others online. Now go ahead and use an alt to back up your insults.


I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so... maybe it's not so much my hate from life and really just that I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?
 
2012-07-02 10:04:39 PM

elchip: skullkrusher: elchip: skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.

Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...

did I screw it up?

Upon further review, maybe not... but I always heard it as "...21 year olds..."


actually you're right. Works either way though I suppose. One of my favorites.

/no pedo
 
2012-07-02 10:04:50 PM

jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.



Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:01 PM
Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.
 
2012-07-02 10:05:15 PM

ox45tallboy: skullkrusher: did I screw it up?

In the future, whenever you think to ask that question, the answer is always

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 380x238]


thanks for the input
 
2012-07-02 10:06:43 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.


Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.


you've finally lived up to your handle. Bravo
 
2012-07-02 10:07:23 PM

skullkrusher: I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?


images.pictureshunt.com
 
2012-07-02 10:07:39 PM

skullkrusher: I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone


skullkrusher: dimbulbs


Are you insinuating that not everyone here is a dimbulb? Such an accusation would be entirely unprecedented.
 
2012-07-02 10:08:06 PM

skullkrusher: a nice apartment



awesome, a huge success in life


skullkrusher: I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?



Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.

"no-nothings"

Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old
 
2012-07-02 10:08:15 PM

thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.


I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.

/ducks
 
2012-07-02 10:08:22 PM
Step 1: get an Uncle Tom from Florida named "Allen West" to make a fool of himself, thus marginalizing Black politicians.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:05 PM

intelligent comment below: Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.

"no-nothings"

Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old


Letting out pent up anger on Fark is the mark of a crazy person, you're so right.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:06 PM
As opposed to maintaining the status quo of making us all corporate sharecroppers? Much in the mold of the founders, Obama seems like he'd make a relatively decent and humane master. Still, farmwork, organic or not, wouldn't agree with me; I call house-cracker.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:32 PM

intelligent comment below: awesome, a huge success in life


not yet but working my way towards it

intelligent comment below: Exactly my point. You need an outlet for all the pent up anger in your life, and fark fills it. Most people take pills and see shrinks. You should probably try that, it's much healthier.


no, I already explained I have nothing to be angry about. So...

intelligent comment below: Now THAT is classic. Foot in mouth. GAG. Insult someones intelligence, writes English like a 12 year old


oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.
 
2012-07-02 10:11:13 PM

skullkrusher: thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.

I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.


I'm sorry, I can't here you over how awesome windsurfing is.
 
2012-07-02 10:11:27 PM

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: I don't feel the need to butt in and insult everyone

skullkrusher: dimbulbs

Are you insinuating that not everyone here is a dimbulb? Such an accusation would be entirely unprecedented.


I have been known to make that claim from time to time.
You're in green, aintcha?
 
2012-07-02 10:11:31 PM

skullkrusher: thanks for the input


Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

static.zoovy.com
 
2012-07-02 10:12:30 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.


Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.


Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"
 
2012-07-02 10:12:40 PM

skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.



Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.
 
2012-07-02 10:12:52 PM

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.

I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.

I'm sorry, I can't here you over how awesome windsurfing is.


lol, now Intelligent comment below is automatically the Queen of England and ox45tallboy is her royal consort
 
2012-07-02 10:13:49 PM

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.


Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.


drink
 
2012-07-02 10:14:08 PM

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so... maybe it's not so much my hate from life and really just that I like making fun of arrogant no-nothings on the internet?


You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance? And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:34 PM

ox45tallboy: skullkrusher: thanks for the input

Glad I could help. Try learning a bit of correct grammar and spelling before you start telling people how wrong they are. Misspelled words and poor writing skills don't exactly make you sound intelligent, especially when you're attempting to criticize a nuanced position containing more factors than you have apparently considered.

[static.zoovy.com image 500x500]


you're good at posting funny jpegs. You can almost see the people looking to high five you from all across cyberspace. Of course, they're not actually there and you'll need to find another way to feel the validation you clearly so desperately crave. Maybe someone will funny one of your comments and you can relish it and click back and look at the vote from time to time when you're feeling small.
 
2012-07-02 10:16:43 PM

jodaveki: Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"



Disagree again.

I think those angles were there only because he went to Indonesia, had a Kenyan father, and had a foreign sounding name.

If he had the same history as Allan West (besides the war criminal part) they would just find more dirt to make up about him.

The right wing did the same thing with Clinton.

Dig up supposed affairs, bad business deals, "hit list", "misplaced the football" etc etc
 
2012-07-02 10:17:18 PM

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: oops, I messed that one up didn't I? I'll pull through.


Of course you will, like all sociopaths you'll wake up tomorrow thinking how awesome you are and and start again trolling fark for more people to insult and denigrate.

You add nothing to any discussion, you are a typical fark troll and should be banned.

drink



Why? I'm not a no-nothing
 
2012-07-02 10:17:20 PM

skullkrusher: idrink


Work was closed today, it's not looking good for tomorrow, and I don't need you to tell me what to do in this situation. I here that's what people when they don't have responsibilities.
 
2012-07-02 10:17:48 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if Allen West was at least part of the inspiration for Uncle Ruckus.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:06 PM

ox45tallboy: You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance?


I do have health insurance.

ox45tallboy: And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.


cute, you think the mandate is the only tax in the bill.
 
2012-07-02 10:18:19 PM

thurstonxhowell: Work was closed today, it's not looking good for tomorrow, and I don't need you to tell me what to do in this situation. I here that's what people when they don't have responsibilities.



You herd wrong
 
2012-07-02 10:19:23 PM

skullkrusher: you're good at posting funny jpegs. You can almost see the people looking to high five you from all across cyberspace. Of course, they're not actually there and you'll need to find another way to feel the validation you clearly so desperately crave. Maybe someone will funny one of your comments and you can relish it and click back and look at the vote from time to time when you're feeling small.


(In keeping with the Allen West theme):

mrc-tv.s3.amazonaws.com

"ARE YOU A WIZARD?"
 
2012-07-02 10:19:36 PM
If white Americans won't do the jobs that I don't want to do, WTF is the point of having them as slaves?

WHITE SLAVE: "No, YOU take the trash to the dump, and pick your own strawberries!"
ME: "WTF, white slave?"
 
2012-07-02 10:19:55 PM

thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: idrink


I'm not sure how I managed to quote you wrong, but I blame Mr. John Jameson. Also, Boehner. He made it OK for a man to suck at drinking and I learned it from him.
 
2012-07-02 10:22:16 PM

skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: You know what? If you're doing so well for yourself, why don't you have health insurance?

I do have health insurance.

ox45tallboy: And if you do have health insurance, why do you think your taxes are going up? I'm kind of puzzled here.

cute, you think the mandate is the only tax in the bill.


Oh. You go to tanning beds. That's understandable, NYC isn't the greatest place for working outside. Hopefully you can afford the extra 10% on your tanning visits. I mean, unlimited tanning around here is about $40-$50/month, so I'm guessing $100/month wouldn't be out of the question in NYC. That means you're out an extra $10/month! That's $120/ year! I'd be pissed, too!
 
2012-07-02 10:22:25 PM

skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...



Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?
 
2012-07-02 10:22:59 PM
www.bilerico.com

Jesus Christ, did he spend his time in the military guiding aircraft into a smooth landing between his teeth?
 
2012-07-02 10:23:57 PM

shower_in_my_socks: If white Americans won't do the jobs that I don't want to do, WTF is the point of having them as slaves?

WHITE SLAVE: "No, YOU take the trash to the dump, and pick your own strawberries!"
ME: "WTF, white slave?"


Wait, wait , wait... So... The plan is to farm out the white peeps to the strapping, well muscled black guys?

Ohhhhh my.

///Im gonna need a few to think this over.
///In the shower...
 
2012-07-02 10:24:00 PM
WOW...I can REALLY feel the love in here.
Sucked to be stuck in a bed for almost a month.
I totally missed this shiat!
 
2012-07-02 10:24:24 PM

thurstonxhowell: thurstonxhowell: skullkrusher: idrink

I'm not sure how I managed to quote you wrong, but I blame Mr. John Jameson. Also, Boehner. He made it OK for a man to suck at drinking and I learned it from him.


4.bp.blogspot.com

"Scotch scotch scotchety scotch scotch..."
 
2012-07-02 10:24:29 PM

ox45tallboy: Oh. You go to tanning beds. That's understandable, NYC isn't the greatest place for working outside. Hopefully you can afford the extra 10% on your tanning visits. I mean, unlimited tanning around here is about $40-$50/month, so I'm guessing $100/month wouldn't be out of the question in NYC. That means you're out an extra $10/month! That's $120/ year! I'd be pissed, too!


keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.
 
2012-07-02 10:25:24 PM

shower_in_my_socks: skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...


Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?


I already asked that. Apparently, like Boehner, he's a little pissed at 10% extra on tanning bed visits.
 
2012-07-02 10:26:19 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?


Link
 
2012-07-02 10:27:14 PM

skullkrusher: keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.



talkingpointsmemo.com

"Nope...still not following you...."
 
2012-07-02 10:28:58 PM

skullkrusher: keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.



Why don't you just tell us, drama queen? The only other tax increase possibility is that your household income is north of $250k per year, in which case, CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER.
 
2012-07-02 10:29:15 PM

skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link


....and which one of these affects you?
 
2012-07-02 10:29:21 PM
Alan West should be embarrassed by his behavior. I am 3rd generation Brooklyn born Jew, and I could never support the Republican party in it's current form. I am so embarrassed by Sheldon Adelson. He is an embarrassment to Jews around the world.
 
2012-07-02 10:30:58 PM

Need Help Soonish: Wait, wait , wait... So... The plan is to farm out the white peeps to the strapping, well muscled black guys?

Ohhhhh my.

///Im gonna need a few to think this over.
///In the shower...



You gonna get raped, is what I'm saying. And it's exactly what Obama wants. The South will rise again, after all. Unfortunately for the rednecks, it's the black man that'll be rising.
 
2012-07-02 10:32:09 PM

Harry_Seldon: Alan West should be embarrassed by his behavior. I am 3rd generation Brooklyn born Jew, and I could never support the Republican party in it's current form. I am so embarrassed by Sheldon Adelson. He is an embarrassment to Jews around the world.


www.usnews.com

"Did I ask for your f*cking opinion? Get the f*ck out of this thread."
 
2012-07-02 10:34:34 PM

shower_in_my_socks: You gonna get raped, is what I'm saying. And it's exactly what Obama wants. The South will rise again, after all. Unfortunately for the rednecks, it's the black man that'll be rising.


images.politico.com

"Easy now, you don't want to scare 'em off!"
 
2012-07-02 10:36:13 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Need Help Soonish: Wait, wait , wait... So... The plan is to farm out the white peeps to the strapping, well muscled black guys?

Ohhhhh my.

///Im gonna need a few to think this over.
///In the shower...


You gonna get raped, is what I'm saying. And it's exactly what Obama wants. The South will rise again, after all. Unfortunately for the rednecks, it's the black man that'll be rising.


[imokwiththis.jpg]
 
2012-07-02 10:37:04 PM

Ambivalence: And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.


If you read more of his rantings, it becomes clear that the term you're looking for is "insane". I'm all for this, because at some point it will lead to some very minimal entry requirements if you want to assume national office. Sanity being one. Cognitive reasoning would be nice too.
 
2012-07-02 10:37:41 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"


Disagree again.

I think those angles were there only because he went to Indonesia, had a Kenyan father, and had a foreign sounding name.

If he had the same history as Allan West (besides the war criminal part) they would just find more dirt to make up about him.

The right wing did the same thing with Clinton.

Dig up supposed affairs, bad business deals, "hit list", "misplaced the football" etc etc


Sigh. You're focusing on the foreign thing, when it's actually a negro thing. And my point is West simply serves as a deflection of that charge. Just like Cain, just like Keyes.
 
2012-07-02 10:40:31 PM

ox45tallboy:

"Easy now, you don't want to scare 'em off!"


Aaaaaaaaaand.... This is why your my favorite on this tab :P
 
2012-07-02 10:40:32 PM

Evil High Priest: If you read more of his rantings, it becomes clear that the term you're looking for is "insane". I'm all for this, because at some point it will lead to some very minimal entry requirements if you want to assume national office. Sanity being one. Cognitive reasoning would be nice too.


www.washingtonreb.com

"Over MY. DEAD. BODY."
 
2012-07-02 10:41:30 PM

skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link


Those... Really aren't onerous.
 
2012-07-02 10:43:26 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: Secret muslim & Kenyan are ways of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle. West's caché lies in his ability to allow conservatives rabidly anti-Obama to say, "I'm not racist; see? Allen West!"


Disagree again.

I think those angles were there only because he went to Indonesia, had a Kenyan father, and had a foreign sounding name.

If he had the same history as Allan West (besides the war criminal part) they would just find more dirt to make up about him.

The right wing did the same thing with Clinton.

Dig up supposed affairs, bad business deals, "hit list", "misplaced the football" etc etc


Here's the simplest way: "We can't say we hate him 'cuz he's black-- that's racist! But what if we say he's foreign? Or Muslim? That's close enough, isn't it?"
 
2012-07-02 10:43:28 PM

shower_in_my_socks: skullkrusher: keep guessing, dummy.
Perhaps you missed the point. In explaining how I don't have much to hate in my life I mentioned how I will be paying more in taxes as a result of the bill. I don't go tanning. I have insurance. Put 2 and 2 together, chief.


Why don't you just tell us, drama queen? The only other tax increase possibility is that your household income is north of $250k per year, in which case, CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER.


that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?
 
2012-07-02 10:44:49 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.


that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.
 
2012-07-02 10:46:31 PM
Do you have to be retarded to run as a Republican in Florida?
 
2012-07-02 10:48:04 PM

Fart_Machine: Do you have to be retarded to run as a Republican in Florida?


poor choice of words aside, I think you have to have some sort of impairment to get Floridians to think you're one of them regardless of what banner you fly
 
2012-07-02 10:48:43 PM

Fart_Machine: Do you have to be retarded to run as a Republican in Florida?


No, of course not. It's not just Florida.
 
2012-07-02 10:51:34 PM

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


PLEASE don't give Fox or CNN any ideas!
 
2012-07-02 10:56:24 PM

jodaveki: intelligent comment below: The right wing did the same thing with Clinton.
Dig up supposed affairs, bad business deals, "hit list", "misplaced the football" etc etc

Here's the simplest way: "We can't say we hate him 'cuz he's black-- that's racist! But what if we say he's foreign? Or Muslim? That's close enough, isn't it?"



Half of one, two-fourths of another. Black, Muslim, foreign-born, arugula, whatever. The specifics don't matter. Each one is just a nail from which to hang the "not like us" sign.
 
2012-07-02 10:56:24 PM

skullkrusher: that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?



It would be even easier to just tell people, but then you wouldn't be the center of attention anymore.
 
2012-07-02 10:58:58 PM

shower_in_my_socks: skullkrusher: that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?


It would be even easier to just tell people, but then you wouldn't be the center of attention anymore.


I suppose I assumed too much knowledge of the health care bill.
 
2012-07-02 10:59:25 PM

skullkrusher: that wasn't so hard to figure out, was it?


Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

Let me explain about my Dad.

During the polio epidemic in the 1950's, the government gave every school child a vaccine, without informing their parents. This was a live vaccine, which they knew would give a tiny percentage of the population polio. My Dad was one of the ones who got polio.

My Dad has never been able to get health insurance due to this pre-existing condition. No one will insure him. He's been able to make Medicare work, sort of, but his copays for his heart issues, diverticulitis, and melanoma are a good bit of money. Add in his medication (which thanks to Bush's Medicare Prescription Drug crap, he can't even get the drugs prescribed to him; they get substituted for "equivalents" - not generics, just a drug a different doctor that has never seen my Dad or his charts says is "just as good as".)

Most months, he has about half of his disability check left over for bills. Other months, even less.

Dude, you didn't give my Dad polio. You aren't charging him excessive amounts for medication and copays. There is nothing you have done or not done or could have done differently to avoid this situation. I will be the first to admit this isn't your fault.

I want you to know where that your money is going. It's going to help pay for my Dad's medical issues. With luck, he might have a couple of more good years. It's not likely, but it wouldn't be possible at all if this bill hadn't passed.

So, for what it's worth, Thank you. I mean that, sincerely. Thank you. Because of people like you that have been successful, my Dad will get a little more time in a lot less pain. I'll hopefully get a few more years to spend with him.

Once again, this situation wasn't your fault. But thank you for that tax money.
 
2012-07-02 11:01:36 PM
img528.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-02 11:02:00 PM

skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.

that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.


Just to point out: alot of the citations in that article go back to Breitbart & Americans for Tax Reform. Just asking, what do less partisan sources say?
 
2012-07-02 11:05:37 PM

mr intrepid: skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.

that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.

Just to point out: alot of the citations in that article go back to Breitbart & Americans for Tax Reform. Just asking, what do less partisan sources say?


I just googled for the list of tax changes. Those are they same I've seen elsewhere, as far as I can tell
 
2012-07-02 11:06:22 PM

skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link


You should probably read what you link to before you post it.... I really doubt any of these apply to you... the closest I could find to a tax on you is the lottery, which many refer to as a "stupidity tax."
 
2012-07-02 11:08:52 PM

ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.


my wife and I do combined, yes.

ox45tallboy: Once again, this situation wasn't your fault. But thank you for that tax money.


you're welcome. I wish the powers that be had the sacks to push the burden a little heavier and a little higher up the income ladder to avoid increasing taxes on people who do spend a large bit of their annual income and who already bear the brunt of our bullshiat "progressive" parabolic effective tax rate scheme but I don't want to see people suffering any sort of serious maladies solely because they couldn't afford treatment.
 
2012-07-02 11:11:40 PM

firefly212: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

You should probably read what you link to before you post it.... I really doubt any of these apply to you... the closest I could find to a tax on you is the lottery, which many refer to as a "stupidity tax."


I only play the lottery when it gets really big and the $20 or whatever I spend on tickets is worth the excuse for my wife and I to do some ridiculous day dreaming over some beers

As for the link, I read it.
 
2012-07-02 11:16:30 PM

skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.

that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.


Well, I mean, good for you and all. But for me that was a list of things that was more or less completely irrelevant.
 
2012-07-02 11:18:53 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.

that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.

Well, I mean, good for you and all. But for me that was a list of things that was more or less completely irrelevant.


family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?
 
2012-07-02 11:20:40 PM
The Senate has its share of idiots, but I swear there must be some kind of secret qualification that to run for a House seat you must have a below average IQ.
 
2012-07-02 11:22:22 PM

WorldCitizen: I swear there must be some kind of secret qualification that to run for a House seat you must have a below average IQ.


being up for election every 2 years.

i can't even say i'd be sane heading into that process, but i'd be painting the walls with my own dookie rather quickly.
 
2012-07-02 11:24:03 PM
howcanoneknow.org

If you folks consider this thread entertaining, that's all well and good, but I really need to get back to jerking off on the webcam. Sarah's waiting.
 
2012-07-02 11:27:10 PM

skullkrusher: family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?


I didn't realize that raising your marginal tax liability by a percent or two had anything to do with that.
 
2012-07-02 11:29:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: skullkrusher: family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?

I didn't realize that raising your marginal tax liability by a percent or two had anything to do with that.


you aren't real bright, Cam.
 
2012-07-02 11:31:06 PM
The other day, my boyfriend told me that Allen West reminds him of Uncle Ruckus.

I spit wine on myself laughing.

Cool story, and whatnot.
 
2012-07-02 11:33:28 PM

Genevieve Marie: Allen West reminds him of Uncle Ruckus.


no relation.
 
2012-07-02 11:35:45 PM
My white guy sucks.
thetvlegion.com

//hot like one of the funniest episodes in history
 
2012-07-02 11:36:07 PM

skullkrusher: thurstonxhowell: Some guy who probably votes Democrat (you know how *those* types always vote), said the sun is just a balloon some kid let go of at his kid's birthday party, so that negates the fact that a sitting member of Congress is a war criminal and completely retarded and/or insane.

I have no idea what this has to do with John Kerry.

/ducks


Kerry isn't insane. It's just that Ents speak so much more slowly than the rest of us.

/oh wait, that's Al Gore.
 
2012-07-02 11:41:08 PM

intelligent comment below: jodaveki: intelligent comment below: jodaveki: It's amazing that West is someone conservatives put on display as proof they don't have it out for Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Keyes is another one.


His name doesn't sound foreign.

Umm. No. The emphasis on the name of course has just been a way of coming at the negro issue from an oblique angle.


Disagree. If Obama was named Allan West, I doubt you'd see arguments of secret Muslim or born in Kenya.


That's why the WND argument that a communist named Davis was Obama's real dad is laughable.

Do birthers really think that given a choice, someone running for office would PREFER running as Barack Obama as opposed to Barry Davis?
 
2012-07-02 11:43:37 PM

skullkrusher: cameroncrazy1984: skullkrusher: family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?

I didn't realize that raising your marginal tax liability by a percent or two had anything to do with that.

you aren't real bright, Cam.


Says the guy who thinks his taxes going up a bit has something to do with his quality of life.
 
2012-07-02 11:53:12 PM
What kind of bizarro, Uncle Tom Twilight Zone must this jerk-off be living in?
 
2012-07-02 11:55:05 PM
C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.
 
2012-07-02 11:56:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: skullkrusher: cameroncrazy1984: skullkrusher: family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?

I didn't realize that raising your marginal tax liability by a percent or two had anything to do with that.

you aren't real bright, Cam.

Says the guy who thinks his taxes going up a bit has something to do with his quality of life.


no, see, that you think that was the point is why I say you're not so bright.
 
2012-07-02 11:56:23 PM

ImpendingCynic: C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.


How could you forget tax cuts for the wealthy? That's worse than forgetting Poland.
 
2012-07-03 12:00:38 AM

WorldCitizen: ImpendingCynic: C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.

How could you forget tax cuts for the wealthy? That's worse than forgetting Poland.


I didn't forget - tax cuts for the wealthy isn't a "plan" and it definitely won't improve America.
 
2012-07-03 12:07:03 AM

meat0918: Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.


I work for an environmental non profit that takes votes from supporters on what we should tackle next.

At least twice in the past month coworkers have gotten 'Obama is going to make us get bar code tattoos can you stop it'.

We're an environmental group.

Those two people *supported* us.

Head -> Desk when I think of how many others think that who don't support us.

/it goes in the same file as 'chemtrails' and 'what flourine is doing to our precious bodily fluids'
 
2012-07-03 12:08:20 AM

ImpendingCynic: C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.


Of course they do: Let all the poor people die. Make the middle class go broke cleaning up the mess. Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-07-03 12:11:58 AM

s2s2s2: ImpendingCynic: C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.

Of course they do: Let all the poor people die. Make the middle class go broke cleaning up the mess. Rinse, repeat.


Here's an idea from Allen West: force everybody to buy 9mm Glocks. Of course, he's just riffing on Obamacare, but if Christian Rock counts as original music then this has to count as an idea.
 
2012-07-03 12:13:06 AM

heap: WorldCitizen: I swear there must be some kind of secret qualification that to run for a House seat you must have a below average IQ.

being up for election every 2 years.

i can't even say i'd be sane heading into that process, but i'd be painting the walls with my own dookie rather quickly.


I ran a state house campaign. We lost by a sliver to a total idiot of a woman. But she would do as she was told once in office so an absurd amount of money was spent against us. Good times.

The smart ones stay out of the race but pay for the winner. True on both sides but the big money comes with knowing you'll get a reliable vote.
 
2012-07-03 12:13:13 AM

ImpendingCynic: WorldCitizen: ImpendingCynic: C'mon Republicans, instead of bashing your opponents, why don't you try campaigning on your plans to improve America?

Oh, snap, I forgot - you don't have any.

How could you forget tax cuts for the wealthy? That's worse than forgetting Poland.

I didn't forget - tax cuts for the wealthy isn't a "plan" and it definitely won't improve America.


JERB KREATERZ™

/you are clearly a communist
 
2012-07-03 12:14:45 AM
I can't wait to see what he looks like without his African-American makeup.
 
2012-07-03 12:18:55 AM
Just to set the record real straight:

A) I'm encouraged to to go work
B) I'm inspired to support the warfighter
C) Allen West can suck my dick

I swear upon Allen West's false god that I am more American than Allen West.
 
2012-07-03 12:29:02 AM
I'm going to hire someone to whip my slaves for me. That's too much goddamn work.
 
2012-07-03 12:29:37 AM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: meat0918: Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.

I work for an environmental non profit that takes votes from supporters on what we should tackle next.

At least twice in the past month coworkers have gotten 'Obama is going to make us get bar code tattoos can you stop it'.

We're an environmental group.

Those two people *supported* us.

Head -> Desk when I think of how many others think that who don't support us.

/it goes in the same file as 'chemtrails' and 'what flourine is doing to our precious bodily fluids'


You should have told them it wasn't bar code tattoo's but RFID chips to help speed them through the TSA checkpoints that were going to be deployed in the 2nd term.
 
2012-07-03 12:29:55 AM

Nuclear Monk: My white guy sucks.
[thetvlegion.com image 640x427]

//hot like one of the funniest episodes in history


I just had a thought... Is it possible for us to pick which slave-master we get sold to?

See, I have this list and... I mean, If I'm gonna be the property of a big, strapping black guy... Well, I have Ideas is all I'm saying!
 
2012-07-03 12:38:54 AM
I did not read the article. I do not think this headline is witty. This guy is just a plain, straight-up douche.
 
2012-07-03 12:40:50 AM

Bermuda59: I can't wait to see what he looks like without his African-American makeup.


He's the only Teabagger with a high-top fade yo.
 
2012-07-03 01:00:32 AM

Nuclear Monk: My white guy sucks.
[thetvlegion.com image 640x427]

//hot like one of the funniest episodes in history


"We see you!"

Lord I miss that show.
 
2012-07-03 01:01:32 AM

skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: skullkrusher: shower_in_my_socks: Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

Link

Those... Really aren't onerous.

that wasn't the point - in fact, I was using the extra tax I will have to pay as one of the reasons why I don't have much to hate in life, relatively speaking at least.

Well, I mean, good for you and all. But for me that was a list of things that was more or less completely irrelevant.

family, friends a nice home and a good living are completely irrelevant to enjoying life?


I meant the list of taxes.
 
2012-07-03 01:03:42 AM
*tsk*
All these negative comments.

C'mon people:
Who the heck isn't interested in hearing what a more hypocritical than usual Teajadist self-confessed war criminal who has been sucking the public teat/feeding at the public trough his entire adult life has to say about the subject of self-sufficiency?
 
2012-07-03 01:05:44 AM

thurstonxhowell: [www.bilerico.com image 500x375]

Jesus Christ, did he spend his time in the military guiding aircraft into a smooth landing between his teeth?


Civilian here. You're not allowed to wear medals on a suit jacket, right? Maybe they're participant ribbons for pie eating contests.
 
2012-07-03 01:09:22 AM

skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.



You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.
 
2012-07-03 01:09:36 AM
 
2012-07-03 01:22:54 AM
I'd be Mr. Obama's slave. Free health care and I think he'd be a kindly master. He'd make sure we got Gatorade in the cotton fields, not just tap water.

/hope I could get a job as a house whitey in his library
 
2012-07-03 01:28:45 AM
How is this dickcheese not in Leavenworth?
 
2012-07-03 01:35:13 AM

Need Help Soonish: Nuclear Monk: My white guy sucks.
[thetvlegion.com image 640x427]

//hot like one of the funniest episodes in history

I just had a thought... Is it possible for us to pick which slave-master we get sold to?

See, I have this list and... I mean, If I'm gonna be the property of a big, strapping black guy... Well, I have Ideas is all I'm saying!


Fine. Just please refrain from turning this from a bashing-the-war-criminal thread into an anal thread.
 
2012-07-03 01:52:30 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: Just please refrain from turning this from a bashing-the-war-criminal thread into an anal thread.


Can we not bash the war criminal with anal?

///Im pretty ok with that actually.
 
2012-07-03 02:04:18 AM

Boxcutta: thurstonxhowell: [www.bilerico.com image 500x375]

Jesus Christ, did he spend his time in the military guiding aircraft into a smooth landing between his teeth?

Civilian here. You're not allowed to wear medals on a suit jacket, right? Maybe they're participant ribbons for pie eating contests.


It's Master Parachutist Wings, Air Assault Wings, and Navy Parachutist Wings. Not sure who he thinks is impressed by that. Pretty much every soldier in an Airborne unit who was in as long as he was, has those too.
 
2012-07-03 02:11:50 AM

Need Help Soonish: demaL-demaL-yeH: Just please refrain from turning this from a bashing-the-war-criminal thread into an anal thread.

Can we not bash the war criminal with anal?

///Im pretty ok with that actually.


Male and Republican: He might enjoy it as much as you do.

/Not volunteering either way.
 
2012-07-03 02:14:50 AM

jehovahs witness protection: WOW...I can REALLY feel the love in here.
Sucked to be stuck in a bed rehab for almost a month.
I totally missed this shiat!


Fixed.
 
2012-07-03 03:22:55 AM
Yes ladies & gents. This man once wore a military uniform and had high-level clearence.
 
2012-07-03 03:28:40 AM

TV's Vinnie: Yes ladies & gents. This man once wore a military uniform and had high-level clearence.


Hell, according to him, he had higher security clearance than the President.
 
2012-07-03 03:29:15 AM

TV's Vinnie: Yes ladies & gents. This man once wore a military uniform and had high-level clearence.


Secret. It means he was allowed to touch a radio...


... with adult supervision.
 
2012-07-03 03:39:38 AM
That's nothing new or exciting. Democrats have always relied on making people dependent on government, its the only way they can stay in office.
 
2012-07-03 03:50:48 AM

randomjsa: That's nothing new or exciting. Democrats have always relied on making people dependent on government, its the only way they can stay in office.


hehe, spoken like a true dumbass troll that has nothing else to go on.
 
x23
2012-07-03 03:59:33 AM

Dr.Zom: Here's an idea from Allen West: force everybody to buy 9mm Glocks.



FTA : "I believe for personal security, every American should have to go out and buy a Glock 9mm. And if you don't do it, we'll tax you. Now, I wonder how the liberals will feel about that one."

seeing as i know dozens of "liberals" that are responsible gun owners... uh... i think the rank stupidity of that "idea" is far more offensive than the gun itself.

then again... i don't really consider Allen West himself to be a particularly safe (or sane) gun user. i consider him massively irresponsible honestly.

/just finished a pretty rad Nordic AR10/22 conversion myself recently.
 
2012-07-03 04:07:38 AM
deadlyclear.files.wordpress.com
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

www.slothjockey.com
Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions...




too obscure?
 
2012-07-03 04:32:53 AM

Pincy: Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?


I read that with a comma after attention. It gives the sentence a very different meaning.
 
2012-07-03 04:41:29 AM
Allen West kind of looks like a photo negative of Herman Munster to me.

/I know the GOP are kind of hard up for official black friendsTM to put front and center but is a pants-on-head retarded war criminal really the best you can do?
 
2012-07-03 04:55:38 AM

shower_in_my_socks: skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...


Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?


You don't understand the concept of a "talking point" - it doesn't have to be "true" as such - it only has to be argumentative enough to garner the attention that is so badly craved.
 
2012-07-03 06:32:03 AM

Huggermugger: Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.

You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.


I'm not enraged that there's a Democrat in the White House - I'm annoyed that political parties still exist, and that people keep thinking the Reds and Blues are anything more than different factions of the same "conquer all" political aristocracy.

And there can be no such thing as a "social contract". Contracts are voluntary agreements, usually provided in writing, and upheld only with one's signature. The "social contract" is a con, a completely undefinable non-concept used by illegitimate authorities to excuse forcing compliance with whatever arbitrary rules they come up with.

The 40s and 50s were no paradise, but to claim that the government hasn't changed much since then is probably the most ignorant claim about political history *ever*. The government didn't micromanage every inch of the economy back then. Being on the dole wasn't a point of pride with people, or encouraged by the state. Vague policies designed to give government complete authority under the guise of "wars" on drugs and terrorism were few and far between. There were no domestic spy agencies, nor did the President have the authority to have citizens killed on whim. The government then was a tiny fraction of its current size and scope - and even then, it was too large and powerful.

What's dimwitted is continuing to hit the crack pipe that has you so messed up you believe your government is acting in your interests.
 
2012-07-03 06:53:27 AM
What is it about Florida and their unhinged, unfiltered Congresscritters?

Oh right, it's img1.fark.net.
 
2012-07-03 07:00:07 AM

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?


When they start being false.

/ sorry, couldnt resist. Is it even possible for an insane person to slander someone?
 
2012-07-03 07:02:26 AM

Ambivalence: And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.


So its RACIST now to object to your slow decent into a state of slavery to the government?

Like I just said, this man is nuts, but this has nothing at all to do with race. Those who see race everywhere they look are probably obsessed with it. Whats the matter, did you see a black man saying something and assume he had a race based agenda?
 
2012-07-03 07:06:13 AM

PluckYew: StreetlightInTheGhetto: meat0918: Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.

I work for an environmental non profit that takes votes from supporters on what we should tackle next.

At least twice in the past month coworkers have gotten 'Obama is going to make us get bar code tattoos can you stop it'.

We're an environmental group.

Those two people *supported* us.

Head -> Desk when I think of how many others think that who don't support us.

/it goes in the same file as 'chemtrails' and 'what flourine is doing to our precious bodily fluids'

You should have told them it wasn't bar code tattoo's but RFID chips to help speed them through the TSA checkpoints that were going to be deployed in the 2nd term.


That's the funny part. If the GOP leadership came out tomorrow and announced a system of bar code tattoos "to prevent voter fraud," you'd have the whole lot of them bleating, "Well what are you afraid of? This will prevent stolen elections." And proudly showing off bar code tattoos surrounded by weeping eagles.
 
2012-07-03 07:10:08 AM

Lernaeus: Huggermugger: Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.

You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.

I'm not enraged that there's a Democrat in the White House - I'm annoyed that political parties still exist, and that people keep thinking the Reds and Blues are anything more than different factions of the same "conquer all" political aristocracy.

And there can be no such thing as a "social contract". Contracts are voluntary agreements, usually provided in writing, and upheld only with one's signature. The "social contract" is a con, a completely undefinable non-concept used by illegitimate authorities to excuse forcing compliance with whatever arbitrary rules they come up with.

The 40s and 50s were no paradise, but to claim that the government hasn't changed much since then is probably the most ignorant claim about political history *ever*. The government didn't micromanage every inch of the economy back then. Being on the dole wasn't a point of pride with people, or encouraged by the state. Vague policies designed to give govern ...


And don't forget back in the Olden Days there was no entrenched military-industrial complex, paying politicians to start wars in order to justify their own continued existence.
 
2012-07-03 07:12:54 AM

I sound fat: Ambivalence: And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.

So its RACIST now to object to your slow decent into a state of slavery to the government?

Like I just said, this man is nuts, but this has nothing at all to do with race. Those who see race everywhere they look are probably obsessed with it. Whats the matter, did you see a black man saying something and assume he had a race based agenda?


Spoken like someone who has paid no attention to the sociopolitical climate pervading this country for the past couple decades
 
2012-07-03 07:19:59 AM
A war criminal grifter with paranoid delusions. I predict landslide.
 
2012-07-03 07:44:48 AM

Lernaeus: And there can be no such thing as a "social contract". Contracts are voluntary agreements, usually provided in writing, and upheld only with one's signature. The "social contract" is a con, a completely undefinable non-concept used by illegitimate authorities to excuse forcing compliance with whatever arbitrary rules they come up with.


That may well be the stupidest thing I've ever read on Fark.

/And I've read SH's posts.
 
2012-07-03 07:45:08 AM
goo.gl
 
2012-07-03 08:01:50 AM
Maybe you should beat him, hold a gun to his head and threaten to execute him, eh Allen?
 
2012-07-03 08:05:58 AM

Curse of the Goth Kids: Haha, look what Florida sent to represent itself to all the other states.


Even funnier:

Look at what the US Army produced, trained, and screened to be fit to be a BATTALION COMMANDER.


I mean, are you serious? Army, this guy, out of all the lieutenant colonels in your infantry ranks, was one you screened for battalion command? And this is the type of stuff he spews?

/Don't worry....Marine Corps produces some "gems", too
// But at least they don't say this crap...
 
2012-07-03 08:13:56 AM
This coming from a slave of the GOP, he just might be able to call them as he sees them....who knows.
 
2012-07-03 08:41:52 AM
"I think trying to label some people that he would have to work with in Congress as being Communists ... I just think that's the wrong thing to do," Crowder said.

Dude, you're never going to be a successful Republican politician with that kind of attitude.
 
2012-07-03 08:43:06 AM

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.


My grandfather fought in World War II because he believed he was his brothers' keeper. No one makes it through life on their own so stop being a self righteous arseclown and realize that everything you do effects the people around you and vice versa.

With that being the case I don't think it's wrong to ask for a bit of civil decency and moral farkin decorum.
 
2012-07-03 08:48:14 AM

Lernaeus: The 40s and 50s were no paradise, but to claim that the government hasn't changed much since then is probably the most ignorant claim about political history *ever*. The government didn't micromanage every inch of the economy back then. Being on the dole wasn't a point of pride with people, or encouraged by the state. Vague policies designed to give government complete authority under the guise of "wars" on drugs and terrorism were few and far between. There were no domestic spy agencies, nor did the President have the authority to have citizens killed on whim. The government then was a tiny fraction of its current size and scope - and even then, it was too large and powerful.


What the God damn fark is this nonsense?

content9.flixster.com
 
2012-07-03 09:04:15 AM
Allan West seems like a reasonable individual with a stream of well-thought out statements to his credit.
 
2012-07-03 09:07:09 AM
Only someone who has never thought about the violent, dehumanizing, brutal reality of actual slavery would say something like that.
 
2012-07-03 09:09:38 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.
 
2012-07-03 09:15:16 AM

JohnnyC: Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.


Then its a never ending game since they can always top each other every 26 minutes.
 
2012-07-03 09:33:08 AM

NeverDrunk23: JohnnyC: Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.

Then its a never ending game since they can always top each other every 26 minutes.


I just figured the stream of derp lately was one big game of "Not it!" in the grand scheme of potential vice-presidential politics.

Nobody wants to be second to mittens. It's like coming in second place in an exciting food contest... behind porridge.
 
2012-07-03 09:38:50 AM

Brandyelf: I just figured the stream of derp lately was one big game of "Not it!" in the grand scheme of potential vice-presidential politics.


No, I'm afraid these people might actually believe what they are saying. And that is horrifying.
 
2012-07-03 09:44:12 AM
No, Corporate America wants you to be a slave and they are doing a damn fine job turning that dream into a reality. They just get uppity when the poor ask for things like food and an education.
 
2012-07-03 09:48:00 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: What the God damn fark is this nonsense?


Poe's Law.
 
2012-07-03 09:54:14 AM

bk3k: [deadlyclear.files.wordpress.com image 384x454]
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

[www.slothjockey.com image 640x437]
Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions...



too obscure?


Castlevania, SotN - right before the part about 'What is a man?!'
 
2012-07-03 09:56:33 AM
Cries of "racism" are the last refuge of scoundrels.

I didn't read the article. I refuse to support he Huff Post with a click.

Creatures with no mind or morals write for the Huff Post. Mindless drones for corruption who love to tell everyone how smart they are and how dumb everyone else is.
 
2012-07-03 09:59:25 AM

MadMonk: This coming from a slave of the GOP, he just might be able to call them as he sees them....who knows.


In the New Order, West hopes to be treated like a pet instead of being treated as cattle.

If you look in West's high school yearbook, I'll bet the caption under his picture reads: "Most likely to get fragged by his own troops."
 
2012-07-03 10:11:25 AM

Need Help Soonish:

Ill take the 26 through 45 crowd if you don't mind...

///Experance over exuberance my dear :)



How YOU doin'!!
 
2012-07-03 10:15:23 AM

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.


You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.


The point wasn't to "fool" anyone. Whether you believe it or not really doesn't matter to me because the point wasn't to impress - it was just to point out that your attempt at internet seer was a failure. My life is pretty cool. I have no hate I need to vent. Again, I just like mocking arrogant internet know-nothings. Don't project your misery onto me.
 
2012-07-03 10:16:21 AM

jso2897: shower_in_my_socks: skullkrusher: I have very little to hate from life. I live in a nice apartment in a great neighborhood in the greatest city in the world, I have a great family, lots of friends, loving wife, adorable little boy, Obamacare actually IS going to raise my taxes so...


Do you currently have health insurance for your "loving wife and adorable little boy"? If you answered "yes" to this question, then what specific taxes are going to increase for you because of Obama/RomenyCare?

You don't understand the concept of a "talking point" - it doesn't have to be "true" as such - it only has to be argumentative enough to garner the attention that is so badly craved.


if I were complaining about taxes this might be a "talking point". Alas, your cliche has failed.
 
2012-07-03 10:18:56 AM

Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?


White kids love hip hop and axel, tractors and rambo, playing unreal tournament with infinite ammo, taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals, doin as many drugs as they can motherfarkin' handle. Skippin' school, breakin' rules and flippin the bird, fast food, cartoons after ittin' some herb. Freakin dem flirts, making 'em purr till it hurts. Just a couple nerds clockin' the curbs. A couple a words about my nilla wiggas, packin' peters that are measured in millimeters: We don't talk in the theaters like we're Siskel and Ebert. We drink box wine and we listen to Weezer.
 
2012-07-03 10:19:06 AM
Is this the thread where an "Independent" trolls with Republican talking points?

Oh there he is...

/Vote Republican
 
2012-07-03 10:22:24 AM

NateGrey: Is this the thread where an "Independent" trolls with Republican talking points?

Oh there he is...

/Vote Republican


skullkrusher: I wish the powers that be had the sacks to push the burden a little heavier and a little higher up the income ladder to avoid increasing taxes on people who do spend a large bit of their annual income and who already bear the brunt of our bullshiat "progressive" parabolic effective tax rate scheme but I don't want to see people suffering any sort of serious maladies solely because they couldn't afford treatment.



I need to go back to talking point school. You need to go back to regular school.
 
2012-07-03 10:29:50 AM

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.


You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.

The point wasn't to "fool" anyone. Whether you believe it or not really doesn't matter to me because the point wasn't to impress - it was just to point out that your attempt at internet seer was a failure. My life is pretty cool. I have no hate I need to vent. Again, I just like mocking arrogant internet know-nothings. Don't project your misery onto me.


How Skullkrusher sees himself..

www.jackandjillpolitics.com


How everyone else sees Skullkrusher...

funnypicsandjokes.com
 
2012-07-03 10:31:35 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: ox45tallboy: Wow. You make a quarter of a million dollars a year. I don't think my Dad has made that in his entire life.

my wife and I do combined, yes.


You spend every waking day on fark for hours and hours. You're not fooling anyone with this claim of making a lot of money. Unless your wife pulls in 200k a year, then I could understand.

The point wasn't to "fool" anyone. Whether you believe it or not really doesn't matter to me because the point wasn't to impress - it was just to point out that your attempt at internet seer was a failure. My life is pretty cool. I have no hate I need to vent. Again, I just like mocking arrogant internet know-nothings. Don't project your misery onto me.

How Skullkrusher sees himself..

[www.jackandjillpolitics.com image 510x310]


How everyone else sees Skullkrusher...

[funnypicsandjokes.com image 400x320]


I'm flattered you think I am black.
Black folks are hip as shiat
 
2012-07-03 11:06:08 AM

JohnnyC: Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.


0.tqn.com

Allen is up against some tough competition.
 
2012-07-03 11:32:30 AM
Thanks to the Republican legislature, he got gerrymandered into my district. Yay me...anyway I'm tired of his antics. I'm a registrred Republican but will be voting for his moderate opponent in the primary and if west wins that, ill vote for the dem or no one. The dem has no shot either way in this area. I'm afraid we're getting astroturfed here. West has a 7 million dollar warchest and most of that is outside money
 
2012-07-03 11:45:03 AM

monoski: JohnnyC: Sometimes I wonder if Republicans are in some kind of contest to "out crazy" each other.

[0.tqn.com image 160x199]

Allen is up against some tough competition.


Hah, then this hits CNN today:

(CNN) - Former presidential candidate Michele Bachmann did not deny Monday whether she was being vetted for the job of Mitt Romney's running mate.

"Whoever it is that he chooses to bring in as his V.P., it will be a highly competent person who could step in at a moment's notice and assume the responsibilities of the White House," the Minnesota congresswoman said on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight."
 
2012-07-03 11:47:01 AM

Lernaeus: Huggermugger: Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.

You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.

I'm not enraged that there's a Democrat in the White House - I'm annoyed that political parties still exist, and that people keep thinking the Reds and Blues are anything more than different factions of the same "conquer all" political aristocracy.

And there can be no such thing as a "social contract". Contracts are voluntary agreements, usually provided in writing, and upheld only with one's signature. The "social contract" is a con, a completely undefinable non-concept used by illegitimate authorities to excuse forcing compliance with whatever arbitrary rules they come up with.

The 40s and 50s were no paradise, but to claim that the government hasn't changed much since then is probably the most ignorant claim about political history *ever*. The government didn't micromanage every inch of the economy back then. Being on the dole wasn't a point of pride with people, or encouraged by the state. Vague policies designed to give govern ...


So you'll continue voting Republican?
 
2012-07-03 01:04:25 PM
Allen West: President Obama Wants Americans To 'Be His Slave'

How are all Americans going to become a single slave? Will they form a single giant American Voltron that Obama will then enslave? But how will then Obama control it? Is DARPA developing a giant whip?
 
2012-07-03 03:21:16 PM

skullkrusher: the point wasn't to impress



HAI GUIS I MAKE 250K a year with my wife!!

But I'm not trying to impress

you're such a no-nothing all you idiot libtards!

Now off to an alt to back me up!
 
2012-07-03 03:27:55 PM

intelligent comment below: HAI GUIS I MAKE 250K a year with my wife!!


right, a reason why my life isn't filled with hate as you tried to claim. Not much to hate about it. Making a comfortable living is part of that. Perhaps you would have less steam coming from your ears right now had I just let you have your fantasy of me being an alt-troll filled with rage about how badly my life turned out. Sorry that reality doesn't fit your desire. I am really quite content. It's just that I think you're an idiot.

intelligent comment below: But I'm not trying to impress

you're such a no-nothing all you idiot libtards!

Now off to an alt to back me up!


I have never once used that word sincerely. However, I feel your need to pretend I am something I am not. Helps you vent the pent up rage you apparently to beat up on a bogeyman of your own construction. I won't judge you for that.
 
2012-07-03 03:32:22 PM
Why don't you write a novel defending yourself and your trolling insulting childish actions on here, picking on people far smarter than you.
 
2012-07-03 03:34:38 PM

monoski:
(CNN) - Former presidential candidate Michele Bachmann did not deny Monday whether she was being vetted for the job of Mitt Romney's running mate.

"Whoever it is that he chooses to bring in as his V.P., it will be a highly competent person who could step in at a moment's notice and assume the responsibilities of the White House," the Minnesota congresswoman said on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight."



Well gee, Ms. Bachmann, if he can find someone with those qualifications, why doesn't the GOP run that person as a candidate for President?
 
2012-07-03 03:36:49 PM

FloydA: propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people

That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?


FloydA, I just Smunnied (Smarted + Funnied) your comment. Or Farted it. Take your pick.
 
2012-07-03 03:39:47 PM

intelligent comment below: Why don't you write a novel defending yourself and your trolling insulting childish actions on here, picking on people far smarter than you.


I don't think I'd be much of a novelist. Why don't you stop saying stupid shiat all the time and then whining about troll alts who hate their lives when people call you on it? It certainly sounds less labor intensive than writing a novel and would probably make you less angry at the world.
 
2012-07-03 03:48:10 PM
Allen West worked in the military service for twenty-two years, worked as a public school teacher for another year, then became a consultant for a defense contractor that was funded by government contracts and now works in the U.S. Congress.

I do not disrespect the work that he has done (I am a government employee, too.) I do, however, wonder how this man, who has spent all of his adult life "getting up and earning" his wages from taxpayer dollars, can equate government checks with 'economic slavery.'
 
2012-07-03 04:04:03 PM

skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: Why don't you write a novel defending yourself and your trolling insulting childish actions on here, picking on people far smarter than you.

I don't think I'd be much of a novelist. Why don't you stop saying stupid shiat all the time and then whining about troll alts who hate their lives when people call you on it? It certainly sounds less labor intensive than writing a novel and would probably make you less angry at the world.



I don't say stupid shiat, I say intelligent things beyond your pay grade. And you say you wouldn't be much of a novelist but you sure contribute thousands and thousands of words on fark on a daily basis while also strangely holding a job paying you over 100k a year. Can't explain that.
 
2012-07-03 04:05:17 PM
PS: "angry at the world" is exactly what you are, someone who picks on everyone and trolls the site daily. I'm not angry at the world nor do my posts exhibit any example of this. Try again, Mr. Projection. Off to ignore you go. still unable to debate anything on topic, as usual. I can't believe the mods haven't banned you.
 
2012-07-03 04:07:39 PM

intelligent comment below: I don't say stupid shiat, I say intelligent things beyond your pay grade.


Like I said earlier: nice cocoon

intelligent comment below: And you say you wouldn't be much of a novelist but you sure contribute thousands and thousands of words on fark on a daily basis while also strangely holding a job paying you over 100k a year. Can't explain that.


so am I a braggart or a liar? Make up your mind, Aristotle.
 
2012-07-03 04:09:46 PM

intelligent comment below: PS: "angry at the world" is exactly what you are, someone who picks on everyone and trolls the site daily.


you keep saying "everyone". It is certainly not "everyone". Remember the "arrogant no-nothings[sic]" bit?

intelligent comment below: Try again, Mr. Projection. Off to ignore you go. still unable to debate anything on topic, as usual. I can't believe the mods haven't banned you.


once again I must remind you that it was you who responded to me.
 
2012-07-03 04:55:09 PM
Ahhh, Fark is so much better now without another idiot filling it with his angry ignorant rants!
 
2012-07-03 05:17:12 PM

bk3k: [deadlyclear.files.wordpress.com image 384x454]
You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

[www.slothjockey.com image 640x437]
Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions...



too obscure?


So obscure that one could say it is a miserable pile of secrets.
 
2012-07-03 11:08:10 PM
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