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(Huffington Post)   Rep. Allen West (Running-Fla.) has uncovered Obama's secret plan to make all Americans his personal slaves   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 239
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2012-07-02 04:40:39 PM  
www.websophist.com
 
2012-07-02 04:56:08 PM  
when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?
 
2012-07-02 04:56:42 PM  
And he's black so he can TOTALLY say that and not be all racist.

Stupid, but not racist. Retarded, but not racist. Craven political tool, but not racist.
 
2012-07-02 04:58:26 PM  

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?

 
2012-07-02 04:58:57 PM  
When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?
 
2012-07-02 05:03:18 PM  
I liked him better when he was chasing Arnold Schwarzenegger with a flamethrower. It's a shame he went nuts after they cancelled his show.
 
2012-07-02 05:03:49 PM  

Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?


A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people
 
2012-07-02 05:06:47 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...


Hey waitaminute. If I'm gonna have slaves, be they white, black or other, I'm going to be the one doing the TV watching and video game playing. I don't care if your Rascal is too wide to fit through the doorway, Penny Jo, that bathroom better be spotless by the time these two idiots put an offer on one of these 3 houses!
 
2012-07-02 05:16:38 PM  

propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people


That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?
 
2012-07-02 05:20:31 PM  
The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??
 
2012-07-02 05:32:08 PM  
You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.
 
2012-07-02 05:42:57 PM  

FloydA: propasaurus: Nadie_AZ: When do I get my first batch of white slaves?

I have a lot of video games and TV watching and endless complaining lined up for them to do ...

What else are they good for?

A step-by-step guide to oppressing white people

That sounds like way too much work. Wouldn't it be easier to oppress them by offering affordable health insurance and not putting up decorations in December?


And forcing them to go to college and join unions.
 
2012-07-02 05:44:41 PM  

Relatively Obscure: You could create a 24-hour channel just based on stupid shiat that comes out of Allen West's mouth.


I thought that was basically the description of Fox News

/but I guess they use a larger pool of imbeciles for their stupid shiat
 
2012-07-02 06:30:05 PM  
It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.
 
2012-07-02 07:46:20 PM  
Subby spelled Ruining wrong...
 
2012-07-02 07:50:52 PM  

Lorelle: The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??


Are you calling Obama a token member?
 
2012-07-02 07:56:26 PM  
Yes, that's it.

It's OBAMA that wants us enslaved, not the financial institutions and corporations keeping Americans in debt up to their eyeballs and clamoring for more stuff.
 
2012-07-02 08:04:25 PM  
Is that f*ckstick still signing his letters with "Steadfast and Loyal"?

Total disgrace to the 4th Infantry Division.

Pop smoke and draw fire, dickhead.
 
2012-07-02 08:51:26 PM  

propasaurus: ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander Baker Act?


oh man, you may have something there. I'm a FL resident. Can I Baker Act this clown?
 
2012-07-02 08:52:15 PM  
What a cock smoker.
 
2012-07-02 08:52:40 PM  

ManateeGag: when do these wild accusations turn into Slander?


When the slandered decided to take up a civil suit against the slanderer. Lying about someone with the intent to damage them is a civil matter, not a criminal matter.

If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.. The only people who take the GOP seriously anymore are mouth-breathers, and Obama won't get their vote anyway.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:13 PM  
Haha, look what Florida sent to represent itself to all the other states.
 
2012-07-02 08:53:39 PM  

Tigger: It's not 'Allen West', it's 'Allen West: War Criminal'.


Sounds like a new hit series from Fox!
 
2012-07-02 08:55:20 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.


Funny, John Adams found himself in the same position during his tenure in office. His response was to go all hard-ass on the opposition political press. To this day, we look back on him as an oppressive madman, when truth was that nothing could be further from the truth. There's nothing to be gained by giving them credence.
 
2012-07-02 08:55:57 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Lorelle: The terrorist who is a token member of a political party that treats minorities as second-class citizens is worried about slavery??

Are you calling Obama a token member?



You don't seem too bright, and are a troll. But lets just say it's quite obvious what party treats blacks like second class citizens. The conservative party, and has been since 1776. The conservative party is now called the GOP.
 
2012-07-02 09:00:50 PM  
So Obama is that guy from 50 shades of grey?
 
2012-07-02 09:05:06 PM  
What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:14 PM  

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.


Yawn.

I see we got another drama queen in the house ladies and gentlemen...
 
2012-07-02 09:06:45 PM  
Attention whore war criminal. What do you expect?
 
2012-07-02 09:11:56 PM  

Lernaeus: What else should anyone expect from a "yes, you are your brothers' keeper" culture?

Your decisions can't be trusted, your property is not your own, and you owe your life to "society" ... sounds exactly like what I'd tell slaves to help them feel better about being owned.

Except I wouldn't say that, because I find slavery in all forms - and every justification for it - disgusting.

Washington DC, however, is just fine with demanding your complete, unquestioning obedience.


You dimwits idolize life as you deludedly imagine it was in the USA in the 1950s. Do you not realize that the federal government hasn't changed all that much since then? So, why are you only enraged about it when there's a Democrat in the White House, but when a tax-raiser and budget-buster like Bush or Reagan is there, you're just peachy keen with it all?

Try reading some civics textbooks from the 1940s and 1950s - the social contract was highly praised by just about everyone, outside of a few loonies like the John Birchers and Randroids.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:10 PM  
Maybe someone should ask Ron Paul why he is voluntarily becoming one of Obama Slaves by accepting Social Security checks instead of working for his money?
 
2012-07-02 09:17:59 PM  
He knows who the communists in congress are, too. He has a list.
 
2012-07-02 09:18:23 PM  
I liked him better when he was Batman.
 
2012-07-02 09:22:43 PM  
Allen West: "You're all slaves to Fartbongo, and if you don't agree with me, I'll just fire a gun near your head"

Pants-wetting Republicans: Save us Allen West!
 
2012-07-02 09:22:48 PM  
Uncle Allen wants to be white OH so bad.
 
2012-07-02 09:26:53 PM  
img1.fark.net Area legislator frightened and strangely aroused by what he imagines Barack Obama to be
 
2012-07-02 09:36:33 PM  
All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:10 PM  
We get it, he's black.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:18 PM  

elchip: Uncle Allen wants to be white OH so bad.


And to get a show on Fox News?
 
2012-07-02 09:38:52 PM  
If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?
 
2012-07-02 09:39:27 PM  
Allen West is such a vile, partisan, dishonest piece of trash that he would shiat his pants just so he could blame the smell on the nearest Democrat.
 
2012-07-02 09:40:23 PM  
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2012-07-02 09:40:58 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: If people are going to buy crazy in industrial quantities, can you blame people for selling?


smart, funny, smart, funny, smart, funny...

/opted for smart
 
2012-07-02 09:43:54 PM  

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:26 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.


you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:54 PM  

PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.


This guy sounds legit. We'd better do what he says.
 
2012-07-02 09:47:26 PM  

Shaggy_C: Don't Troll Me Bro!: If you were Obama would you stop this? It's been getting more and more ridiculous for the last 4 years, and is to the point that most reasonable people no longer listen to any of this nonsense. Obama could get away with just about anything at this point because the GOP has been crying wolf at every decision he makes for years, right down to the condiments he prefers on his lunchmeat.

Funny, John Adams found himself in the same position during his tenure in office. His response was to go all hard-ass on the opposition political press. To this day, we look back on him as an oppressive madman, when truth was that nothing could be further from the truth. There's nothing to be gained by giving them credence.


I have many opinions of John Adams. None of them are "oppressive madman."
 
2012-07-02 09:48:29 PM  

Sgt Otter: I liked him better when he was chasing Arnold Schwarzenegger with a flamethrower. It's a shame he went nuts after they cancelled his show.


I marked you as funny, but begrudgingly. There's a slight note of "They All Look Alike" to it, but damn if I didn't laugh anyway.
 
2012-07-02 09:49:33 PM  

skullkrusher: Satanic_Hamster: PonceAlyosha: All males between the ages of 18 and 25 are now indentured into my care. I am your God Emperor and you shall follow my whims, servant.

Dibs on all 20 year old asian chicks.

you know what the best thing about 20 year old asian chicks is? There's 20 of them.


Not sure if you screwed up the joke intentionally or not...
 
2012-07-02 09:50:21 PM  

skullkrusher: We get it, he's black.



It's almost like you fit the exact definition of all the Fark Trolls on here
 
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