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2012-07-02 08:13:02 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-02 08:34:32 PM  
The "No Bogarting" policy is implicit, no one can be shellfish with our joints.
 
2012-07-02 08:46:20 PM  
Mazel toke!
 
2012-07-02 08:59:00 PM  
Someone needs to photoshop a cannabis leaf with the tips of the leaves cut off...
 
2012-07-02 09:02:32 PM  
Realize: Legalize.
 
2012-07-02 09:06:05 PM  
anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?
 
2012-07-02 09:06:17 PM  
 
2012-07-02 09:06:42 PM  
Hebrew National Blunts.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:09 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


Yes. Yes, I did.
 
2012-07-02 09:10:36 PM  
(please insert George costanza's moms voice)


The kush is it fresh!! The blue kush is it fresh!!!!
 
2012-07-02 09:13:29 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


I did.

See?
 
2012-07-02 09:13:43 PM  
Oy! allright ya schmucks time to get Manesheblitzed.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:06 PM  
So that's what they were smoking when they wrote the Torah!
 
2012-07-02 09:15:24 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


I read it as Kung Fu Christmas, but I'm hammered.
 
2012-07-02 09:15:44 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: God does not consider anything to be unclean. Acts 10:14-15

"Surely not, Lord!" Peter replied. "I have never partaken of anything impure or unclean."

The voice spoke to him a second time, "Do not call anything impure that God has made clean."


And then added, " Do not calleth me Shirley"
 
2012-07-02 09:15:45 PM  
Wouldn't it be great at Passover if you could light a joint four times instead of drinking wine? My MIL might be tolerable for a few minutes.
 
2012-07-02 09:18:20 PM  
Drink your gin and tonicah.
 
2012-07-02 09:19:16 PM  
Only Orthodox rabbis can certify foods as kosher. Ask them.

And Orthodox rabbis don't even consider Reform rabbis as Jewish, let alone qualified to determine whether something is kosher.

>me, sitting in a sushi bar
>Hasid with curly locks and everything walks up to sushi bar, asks the chef whether the crab is real or fake, as if he is going to order some if it's fake.

I could barely contain myself.
 
2012-07-02 09:20:59 PM  
"Smoke all the green things of the earth."

Christians like this, I'm sure Jews came up with it first since it's from their book.
 
2012-07-02 09:25:05 PM  
I read that as Kosher Kardashians. Man, I feel like a giant ass.
 
2012-07-02 09:25:34 PM  
Pretty sure it says so in Genesis...something about all this meat all this fruit is yours to consume or something,
 
2012-07-02 09:30:27 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


YES.
 
2012-07-02 09:39:03 PM  
I thought Matisyahu had this covered already...
 
2012-07-02 09:39:49 PM  
Smoke your marijuannukah!
mygloss.com
 
2012-07-02 09:44:19 PM  
Is it as healthy as grandma's chicken soup?
 
2012-07-02 09:44:53 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?

YES.


Fifthed.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:19 PM  
FTFA "but they lived in states where medical marijuana was illegal, making it nearly impossible for them to obtain the drug"

I'm a reformed alcoholic/addict, so I've been out of the game for about a decade, and I live in a town of 500 where I have lived for less than a year and literally know 1 guy, still if I wanted some weed I'm sure I could find it in less than 24 hours. If you're too inept to find weed in America you're already too short on brain cells to need it.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:33 PM  
The Chillum of Israel.
 
2012-07-02 09:45:53 PM  
Dude, I'm like so like, l'chaim.
 
2012-07-02 09:46:33 PM  
My bong smoketh over.
 
2012-07-02 09:48:57 PM  
You know who else wanted to smoke everything Kosher?
 
2012-07-02 09:49:58 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: You know who else wanted to smoke everything Kosher?


You are so going to hell.
I'll sit next to you and laugh.
 
2012-07-02 09:50:07 PM  
Miriam Yehudit?
 
2012-07-02 10:09:21 PM  

libranoelrose: Gyrfalcon: Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?

YES.

Fifthed.


Number six, signing in.
 
2012-07-02 10:10:09 PM  

Paris1127: Someone needs to photoshop a cannabis leaf with the tips of the leaves cut off...


And when you get the munchies...

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2012-07-02 10:14:46 PM  
Now THIS is definitely part of the conspiracy.

/think about it
 
2012-07-02 10:16:28 PM  
See, the good thing about this is that no matter how much ... or is it how long? Anyway, what were we talking about?
 
2012-07-02 10:28:25 PM  
his face says it all.

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-07-02 10:35:27 PM  
img441.imageshack.us

/Jeebus died for your buzz
 
2012-07-02 10:43:48 PM  

Giltric: Pretty sure it says so in Genesis...something about all this meat all this fruit is yours to consume or something,


But attempt no landing on Europa...
 
2012-07-02 10:51:37 PM  
The Reifkinds' doctors had recommended marijuana to ease their symptoms

Either a funny false name or amazingly ironic. How can you not ignore someone's last name that instantly reminds you of Reefer and Kind Bud?
 
2012-07-02 10:54:21 PM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


Kosher Cannibals... so technically Christianity? You know, with the whole Eucharist thing...
 
2012-07-02 10:58:55 PM  
So, I guess any fish emulsion fertilizer used comes from fish with scales?

I'm trying to tie non-grain plants into "kosher" somehow.
 
2012-07-02 11:09:07 PM  

ApatheticMonkey: libranoelrose: Gyrfalcon: Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?

YES.

Fifthed.

Number six, signing in.


Oy vey, I'm number 7!

/tired......Ok Sexy, I'm turning off the computer and going to sleep
 
2012-07-02 11:11:13 PM  
I actually did RTFA, but kept hearing it in my mind as Woody Allen's voice. Maybe from the subject matter?
 
2012-07-02 11:15:00 PM  

MrEricSir: So that's what they were smoking when they wrote the Torah!


Not so sure about that. The Torah gets pretty violent. Imagine the Exodus, if written high. The Egyptians probably would have gotten to the Red Sea, said "wait, what?", and wandered off to find some food. The Israelites would have been fascinated by the walls of water as they crossed, extending the trip by many hours.
 
2012-07-02 11:21:18 PM  
Once they open their doors, the Kahns' have a business plan based on serving 500 patients their first year, although at best that's a guesstimate. Their dispensary will serve patients by appointment only, making it less like a retail store and more like a doctor's office, Kahn says. He and his wife also plan to partner with Takoma providers and refer patients to a wide array of complementary health services available in the laid-back neighborhood."

They serve 500 customers in 1 day, easily, just between my 2 closest local pot shops. Looks like hes softening up the numbers for the paper. Must be an awful lot of paperwork, it's gonna be hard to stretch out an 8-12 hour shift serving just 1.36 customers a day. Even by appt. only, it only takes 2 minutes to weigh out your flowers. It's only ever going to exceed 10 minutes if you're chewing the budtenders ear off or something. Breaking off a correct portion of cannabis on a scale could easily be done by a minimally-trained 7 year old child in less than 5 minutes. Paperwork is most definitely not necessary every visit like a doctors office might be, they're just coming in and picking up a little container of relaxants.

/It really is no different than going into a store and picking out a damn beer.
 
2012-07-02 11:23:39 PM  
I was headed for the synod,but then I got high....
 
2012-07-02 11:30:44 PM  

Duck_of_Doom: MrEricSir: So that's what they were smoking when they wrote the Torah!

Not so sure about that. The Torah gets pretty violent. Imagine the Exodus, if written high. The Egyptians probably would have gotten to the Red Sea, said "wait, what?", and wandered off to find some food. The Israelites would have been fascinated by the walls of water as they crossed, extending the trip by many hours.


God: "I'm getting tired of holding up the water here, potheads..."
 
2012-07-03 12:42:08 AM  

Third_Uncle_Eno: anybody else read that as "Kosher Cannibals" ?


Exactly what I was thinking.
I'm envisioning Hasidic Jews laying down metal as black as their clothes.

(Double beat kick drums and crash cymbals)
"OOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"


/Watching too much Metalocalypse.
 
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