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		The first rule of customer service is not "Hit the customer of the head with a metal pipe" (nola.com)		82
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Ned Stark		2012-07-02 05:41:29 PM

Oh yes it is.

consider this		2012-07-02 05:41:56 PM

of the head

CravenMorehead		2012-07-02 05:42:04 PM

What's the second rule?

don't understand		2012-07-02 05:42:33 PM

"Customer of the head"? Is that someone who uses a pay toilet?

Corvus		2012-07-02 05:42:34 PM

That's what I have been doing wrong!

Fark Me To Tears		2012-07-02 05:42:41 PM

"Customer of the head..."

Is this someone who uses a toilet?

Lumbar Puncture		2012-07-02 05:43:45 PM

Was subby the customer?

Sticky Hands		2012-07-02 05:44:09 PM

Well if someone has to get take a pipe, better the customer of the head than the giver of the head, otherwise very bad things can happen.

Babboonrash		2012-07-02 05:44:20 PM

"A Gretna gas station owner apparently didn't get the memo about the customer always being right..."

maybe the most utterly pathetic and incorrect statement regurgitated in business today

Ned Stark		2012-07-02 05:44:31 PM

Fark Me To Tears: "Customer of the head..."

Is this someone who uses a toilet?

Only if the toilet itself costs money. Like a coin operated toilet paper dispenser or something.

ShadowLAnCeR		2012-07-02 05:44:49 PM

Obviously subby has not worked customer service.

SearchN		2012-07-02 05:44:50 PM

Ned Stark: Oh yes it is.

Yea I don't think subby has worked many CS jobs. That is rule #0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

FTA:
A Gretna gas station owner apparently didn't get the memo about the customer always being right..

Whenever I heard that it always pissed me off. Not my fault you screwed something up. I will try to help fix it, but when that one gets dropped.. Well, fark you.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-07-02 05:47:22 PM

Fark Me To Tears: "Customer of the head..."

Is this someone who uses a toilet?

That is where most people go to do the needful, yes?

imtheonlylp		2012-07-02 05:47:49 PM

Golden Rule of Customer Service: If you act like a jackass, you will be beat and scolded like one.

/Now git from hea. Simma donna.

Ego edo infantia cattus		2012-07-02 05:47:57 PM

well it damn well should be!

Karma Chameleon		2012-07-02 05:48:01 PM

The customer's always an asshole.

Virulency		2012-07-02 05:48:13 PM

the customer of the head with a metal pipe.... sounds like a crappy band

Sticky Hands		2012-07-02 05:49:00 PM

Virulency: the customer of the head with a metal pipe.... sounds like a crappy band

Eastern European Metal probably.

Mell of a Hess		2012-07-02 05:51:09 PM

Maybe someone had a case of the Mondays!

www.exitnews.info

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-07-02 05:51:33 PM

Shannon Hamilton: Smart-ass ex-boyfriend! I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those loser farking mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out all day, act like you farking live here. Well, I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda.
Brodie: Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?
Shannon Hamilton: Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's farking clueless. The newly single always feel a bit protective of the ex-boyfriend.
Brodie: If this is her idea of protective, I'd hate to have her mad at me.
Shannon Hamilton: You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fark them some place very uncomfortable.
Brodie: What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
Shannon Hamilton: No. More like someplace girls dread.

Mell of a Hess		2012-07-02 05:52:11 PM

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-07-02 05:52:48 PM

Damnit, Karma...

meat0918		2012-07-02 05:54:26 PM

I thought it was "The customer lies."?

//Old boss retorted with that when asked "But the customer is always right. Right?".

zixr		2012-07-02 05:54:31 PM

I don't buy it. How much damage can one of these things do?

www.everyonedoesit.com

Captain Kierk		2012-07-02 05:55:54 PM

Whacked upside the head over a pack of cigarellos? Sounds like gay bashing to me.

SookThis		2012-07-02 05:56:04 PM

yes, but the second rule says to dis-regard rule 1

Arkanaut		2012-07-02 05:56:22 PM

Subby has obvious not been to Customer Service Fight Club.

highendmighty		2012-07-02 05:56:40 PM

imtheonlylp: Simma donna.

c3.cduniverse.ws

Service with a smile.

AliceBToklasLives		2012-07-02 05:56:41 PM

Well, the first rule of tech support is to eliminate the user.

_{/as the source of the problem}

Glendale		2012-07-02 05:57:12 PM

Ned Stark: Oh yes it is.

This. Back in my tech support days we kept a stick in the office with "customer reboot utility" written on it.

Mell of a Hess		2012-07-02 05:57:15 PM

It was Mohammed, in the parking lot, with a metal pipe.

1.bp.blogspot.com

relaxitsjustme		2012-07-02 06:00:12 PM

now you tell me

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-02 06:00:49 PM

Sheldon: Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

Penny: Hey! You don't have to be so mean.

Sheldon: I'm sorry. Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

/if my farkfu were stronger, i'd link the youtube.

//love that episode.

CavalierEternal		2012-07-02 06:01:53 PM

Subby obviously hasn't worked in food service.

/Or at Spencer Gifts

try fect taa daa		2012-07-02 06:03:49 PM

this should happen more often in the nola

ertznay		2012-07-02 06:04:31 PM

Speaking as someone who has worked in retail, I side with the store owner.

Ambivalence		2012-07-02 06:05:52 PM

Actually, rule #1 is to hit YOURSELF over the head with a metal pipe. I named mine Pipey. He makes the hurting stop.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-07-02 06:07:03 PM

Any cigarillo buyer should expect some type of blunt force trauma.

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-02 06:07:13 PM

CravenMorehead: What's the second rule?

Don't talk about hitting people in the head with metal pipes.

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-07-02 06:09:03 PM

I've never worked retail or customer service, but if I were on a jury I'd vote not guilty for the store clerk, mainly because I'd figure he was right.

/btw, telemarketing is NOT "customer service."

Now I Is!		2012-07-02 06:09:34 PM

Sticky Hands: Virulency: the customer of the head with a metal pipe.... sounds like a crappy band

Eastern European Metal probably.

Berserker?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-02 06:09:47 PM

"NO, MUNGO, NO! We mustn't kill a customer!"

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-07-02 06:10:10 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Any cigarillo buyer should expect some type of blunt force trauma.

Well played...

Babboonrash		2012-07-02 06:11:33 PM

danno_to_infinity: Sheldon: Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

Penny: Hey! You don't have to be so mean.

Sheldon: I'm sorry. Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

/if my farkfu were stronger, i'd link the youtube.

//love that episode.

Here ya go

Whatthefark		2012-07-02 06:11:57 PM

Captain Kierk: Whacked upside the head over a pack of cigarellos? Sounds like gay bashing to me.

Are you saying the customer might have enjoyed having the pipe laid to him?

Gyrfalcon		2012-07-02 06:13:45 PM

Whatthefark: Captain Kierk: Whacked upside the head over a pack of cigarellos? Sounds like gay bashing to me.

Are you saying the customer might have enjoyed having the pipe laid to him?

Depends on how hot the pipelayer is.

Spam Pajamas		2012-07-02 06:14:08 PM

zixr: I don't buy it. How much damage can one of these things do?

[www.everyonedoesit.com image 215x207]

image.spreadshirt.com

EatTheWorld		2012-07-02 06:14:18 PM

was it this guy?
www.thechicagoloop.net

Avery614		2012-07-02 06:14:23 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Well, the first rule of tech support is to eliminate the user.

/as the source of the problem

We called them EBCAC errors.

/error between computer and chair

danno_to_infinity		2012-07-02 06:14:26 PM

Babboonrash: danno_to_infinity: Sheldon: Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

Penny: Hey! You don't have to be so mean.

Sheldon: I'm sorry. Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

/if my farkfu were stronger, i'd link the youtube.

//love that episode.

Here ya go

grazie

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