FriarReb98: Can you tell me? No ya can't cuz you don't know. Can you tell me? You say you can, BUT YOU. DON'T. KNOW.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.A little bit of Erica by his side.A little bit of Rita's all he needs.A little bit of Tina's all he sees.A little bit of Sandra in the sun.A little bit of Mary all night long.A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."(nods stoically)Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.
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