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(Connecticut Post)   Man stabbed over taste in music. Anyone know a popular Nickleback board where I can post this?   (ctpost.com) divider line 11
    More: Scary, Nickelback, Superior Court in Stamford, Lafayette Street, taste, stab wound, Richard Barbagallo  
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2012-07-02 06:36:34 PM  
3 votes:
You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)
2012-07-02 07:51:49 PM  
2 votes:
i2.kym-cdn.com

/oblig
2012-07-02 07:40:10 PM  
2 votes:
amysrobot.com

I suggest you don't piss off an Eagles fan, either.
2012-07-02 07:16:36 PM  
2 votes:

FriarReb98: Can you tell me? No ya can't cuz you don't know. Can you tell me? You say you can, BUT YOU. DON'T. KNOW.


What I can tell you is that WE BUILT THIS CITY!!!

...

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROOOOOOOCK AND ROOOOOOOOLL!!!!
2012-07-02 09:26:34 PM  
1 votes:
While you're posting it on the nickleback board, go ahead and post it on a Creed board as well
2012-07-02 07:52:25 PM  
1 votes:
A short time later police found the suspect lying face down on his porch with a bloody box cutter next to him, Sgt. Richard Barbagallo said.

Martin Valey-Cruz, 24, of 23 Lafayette St., Stamford, was charged with first-degree assault, resisting arrest and carrying a dangerous weapon


That's some fine work Lou.
2012-07-02 07:41:50 PM  
1 votes:
Someone got stabbed over their taste in music?

Man, that's just B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
2012-07-02 07:37:06 PM  
1 votes:

His name was Martin, he was a felon,
He was sitting in his chair, drinking way too much cheap beer.
And his friend played some music, which knocked him over,
But his friend went a bit too far, so Martin got up to spar.
And then the knife came out, the violence there was no doubt,
There was a head and two big stab wounds,
The dude had lost his screws!


In the casa, casa de blanca!

2012-07-02 07:26:13 PM  
1 votes:
Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.
2012-07-02 06:53:49 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)


Los del Río frown upon your shenanigans. They then put each hand out, then flip them up, then touch each shoulder. Then they touch the back of their head, followed by touching each hip with each hand, shaking their rears three times. And then, because you've grown bored with them, they jump ninety degrees and clap, just to start it all over again. Futile, if you ask me. But they do so for your quoting their arch-nemesis like that.
2012-07-02 06:06:54 PM  
1 votes:

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.

Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.


Only St. Anger is bad enough to inspire the stabbin' rage.
 
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