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(Connecticut Post)   Man stabbed over taste in music. Anyone know a popular Nickleback board where I can post this?   (m.ctpost.com) divider line 87
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2012-07-02 04:45:32 PM  
I'm pretty sure the article on Reuters details that this argument was over a Rush album...
 
2012-07-02 05:18:04 PM  
I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.

Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.
 
2012-07-02 06:06:54 PM  

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.

Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.


Only St. Anger is bad enough to inspire the stabbin' rage.
 
2012-07-02 06:14:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.

Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.

Only St. Anger is bad enough to inspire the stabbin' rage.



Nothing Else Matters doesn't piss you off? Even the video when Lars is making his faces like he's still playing heavy shiat?
 
2012-07-02 06:20:05 PM  

Mugato: FirstNationalBastard: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: I know "Sussudio" makes you all "feel stabby", but try to remember that's just a figure of speech.

Unless it's post-Black Album Metallica, then I can forgive you. Maybe.

Only St. Anger is bad enough to inspire the stabbin' rage.


Nothing Else Matters doesn't piss you off? Even the video when Lars is making his faces like he's still playing heavy shiat?


Sorry, but because of my age, the Black Album was my first exposure to Metallica. I didn't get sick of them until Napster.
 
2012-07-02 06:36:34 PM  
You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)
 
2012-07-02 06:53:49 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)


Los del Río frown upon your shenanigans. They then put each hand out, then flip them up, then touch each shoulder. Then they touch the back of their head, followed by touching each hip with each hand, shaking their rears three times. And then, because you've grown bored with them, they jump ninety degrees and clap, just to start it all over again. Futile, if you ask me. But they do so for your quoting their arch-nemesis like that.
 
2012-07-02 06:57:30 PM  

FriarReb98: Los del Río frown upon your shenanigans. They then put each hand out, then flip them up, then touch each shoulder. Then they touch the back of their head, followed by touching each hip with each hand, shaking their rears three times. And then, because you've grown bored with them, they jump ninety degrees and clap, just to start it all over again. Futile, if you ask me. But they do so for your quoting their arch-nemesis like that.


The strange thing is, I was actually going to quote OMC.

*shakes his head*

How bizarre... how bizarre...
 
2012-07-02 07:00:56 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FriarReb98: Los del Río frown upon your shenanigans. They then put each hand out, then flip them up, then touch each shoulder. Then they touch the back of their head, followed by touching each hip with each hand, shaking their rears three times. And then, because you've grown bored with them, they jump ninety degrees and clap, just to start it all over again. Futile, if you ask me. But they do so for your quoting their arch-nemesis like that.

The strange thing is, I was actually going to quote OMC.

*shakes his head*

How bizarre... how bizarre...


There are ways to do so, you know. But you want to know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.
 
2012-07-02 07:02:20 PM  

FriarReb98: There are ways to do so, you know. But you want to know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.


I'd like to, but I'm too busy CRUISIN' DOWN THE FREEWAY IN THE HOT, HOT SUN
 
2012-07-02 07:09:11 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FriarReb98: There are ways to do so, you know. But you want to know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.

I'd like to, but I'm too busy CRUISIN' DOWN THE FREEWAY IN THE HOT, HOT SUN


Can you tell me? No ya can't cuz you don't know. Can you tell me? You say you can, BUT YOU. DON'T. KNOW.
 
2012-07-02 07:16:36 PM  

FriarReb98: Can you tell me? No ya can't cuz you don't know. Can you tell me? You say you can, BUT YOU. DON'T. KNOW.


What I can tell you is that WE BUILT THIS CITY!!!

...

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROOOOOOOCK AND ROOOOOOOOLL!!!!
 
2012-07-02 07:22:26 PM  

Elzar: I'm pretty sure the article on Reuters details that this argument was over a Rush album...


Which explains the complete lack of mention of any women in TFA.
 
2012-07-02 07:24:58 PM  
My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ime.

/got nuthin'
 
2012-07-02 07:26:13 PM  
Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.
 
2012-07-02 07:27:28 PM  
It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small, small world.
 
2012-07-02 07:27:58 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: )


You better ease off 'the final countdown' stuff, I don't want anybody stabbing you, good sir.
 
2012-07-02 07:33:41 PM  
What's goin' on?
 
2012-07-02 07:34:59 PM  
This is the song that never ends.
Yes, it goes on and on my friends.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...

or

99 centillion bottle of beer on the wall...
 
2012-07-02 07:35:23 PM  

CravenMorehead: Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.


They're a common overused punchline on Fark. They're at least popular around here.... and pretty much everywhere else actually.
 
2012-07-02 07:35:36 PM  
Who cares what its about as long as the kids go?
 
2012-07-02 07:36:15 PM  
Grow up, knifer. ;)
 
2012-07-02 07:37:06 PM  

His name was Martin, he was a felon,
He was sitting in his chair, drinking way too much cheap beer.
And his friend played some music, which knocked him over,
But his friend went a bit too far, so Martin got up to spar.
And then the knife came out, the violence there was no doubt,
There was a head and two big stab wounds,
The dude had lost his screws!


In the casa, casa de blanca!

 
2012-07-02 07:37:45 PM  
Bush is the greatest band ever. I would have Gavin Rossdale's baby. If I had a uterus. And tits. And didn't have balls.
 
2012-07-02 07:39:20 PM  
Any word on whether the poor guy's heart does go on?

/near
//far
///wherEVER YOU ARE...
 
2012-07-02 07:39:34 PM  
Can I get a Chim-Chiminey, Chim-Chiminey, Chim-Chim Charoo up in here?
 
2012-07-02 07:40:10 PM  
amysrobot.com

I suggest you don't piss off an Eagles fan, either.
 
2012-07-02 07:40:15 PM  
The f*cking Eagles strike again, man.
 
2012-07-02 07:40:54 PM  

Oznog: [amysrobot.com image 388x288]

I suggest you don't piss off an Eagles fan, either.


FIVE SECONDS!

*clink*
 
2012-07-02 07:41:50 PM  
Someone got stabbed over their taste in music?

Man, that's just B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
 
2012-07-02 07:43:24 PM  
Sometime before the stabbing, the mutual friend left the apartment leaving only the two and an increasingly violent Valey-Cruz, police said.

"I ain't missing you at all... since you've been gone... away... I ain't missing you..."
 
2012-07-02 07:45:12 PM  

devilskware: CravenMorehead: Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.

They're a common overused punchline on Fark. They're at least popular around here.... and pretty much everywhere else actually.


So is rape.
 
2012-07-02 07:46:49 PM  
Dubstep: not even once.
 
2012-07-02 07:51:49 PM  
i2.kym-cdn.com

/oblig
 
2012-07-02 07:52:25 PM  
A short time later police found the suspect lying face down on his porch with a bloody box cutter next to him, Sgt. Richard Barbagallo said.

Martin Valey-Cruz, 24, of 23 Lafayette St., Stamford, was charged with first-degree assault, resisting arrest and carrying a dangerous weapon


That's some fine work Lou.
 
2012-07-02 07:52:40 PM  

tetsoushima: devilskware: CravenMorehead: Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.

They're a common overused punchline on Fark. They're at least popular around here.... and pretty much everywhere else actually.

So is rape.


I'm not a fan of either to be honest. I'd rather listen to Nickelback if I had to choose though.

/Had to think about it for a while.
 
2012-07-02 07:55:19 PM  

FriarReb98: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)

Los del Río frown upon your shenanigans. They then put each hand out, then flip them up, then touch each shoulder. Then they touch the back of their head, followed by touching each hip with each hand, shaking their rears three times. And then, because you've grown bored with them, they jump ninety degrees and clap, just to start it all over again. Futile, if you ask me. But they do so for your quoting their arch-nemesis like that.


Link
 
2012-07-02 07:56:58 PM  

devilskware: CravenMorehead: Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.

They're a common overused punchline on Fark. They're at least popular around here.... and pretty much everywhere else actually.


Apparently you didn't watch the NFL on Thanksgiving. Cause they sure as shiat weren't popular in Detroit.
 
2012-07-02 07:59:47 PM  
WTF was blaring to incur such fury.....Kim Kardashian's Jam?
 
2012-07-02 08:01:04 PM  

devilskware: tetsoushima: devilskware: CravenMorehead: Ha! Subby used "popular" and "Nickelback" in the same sentence.

They're a common overused punchline on Fark. They're at least popular around here.... and pretty much everywhere else actually.

So is rape.

I'm not a fan of either to be honest. I'd rather listen to Nickelback if I had to choose though.

/Had to think about it for a while.


You're a braver person than I.
 
2012-07-02 08:02:21 PM  
these five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"
 
2012-07-02 08:03:14 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You know what he needs? I'll tell you what he needs.

He needs a little bit of Monica in his life.

A little bit of Erica by his side.

A little bit of Rita's all he needs.

A little bit of Tina's all he sees.

A little bit of Sandra in the sun.

A little bit of Mary all night long.

A little bit of Jessica: "Here I am."


(nods stoically)


Yes, a little bit of them makes him their man.


(reflects contemplatively, looks off into the distance)

Damn

you for Lou Bega-rizing this thread! ;)
 
2012-07-02 08:04:34 PM  
Hey stabbeydude: you give love...... A bad name.
 
2012-07-02 08:05:57 PM  
What was the guy playing???!!? Piss-poor investigative journalism, there.
 
2012-07-02 08:07:09 PM  
I'm pretty sure it was one of these. thought i would save you the work.

22. "Jump" - Kris Kross
21. "It's A Sunshine Day" - The Brady Bunch
20. "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" - John Denver"
19. The Theme From Good Times
18. "Wannabe" - The Spice Girls
17. "Play That Funky Music" - Wild Cherry
16. "Mmm Bop" - Hanson
15. "Muskrat Love" - The Captain & Tennille
14. The Theme From I Dream Of Jeannie
13. "Mambo No. 5″ - Lou Bega
12. "Hot In Herre" - Nelly
11. "Y.M.C.A." - The Village People
10. The Theme From Scooby Doo
09. "Macarena" - Los Del Río
08. "Copacabana" - Barry Manilow
07. "The Chicken Dance" - Werner Thomas
06. "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
05. "Who Let The Dogs Out" - Baha Men
04. The Meow Mix Jingle
03. "Mr. Roboto" - Styx
02. "I Love You, You Love Me" - Barney & Friends
01. "It's A Small World After All" - Robert and Richard Sherman
 
2012-07-02 08:07:28 PM  

LeroyBourne: You better ease off 'the final countdown' stuff, I don't want anybody stabbing you, good sir.


I REGRET NOTHING!!!


Apos: Damn you for Lou Bega-rizing this thread! ;)


i210.photobucket.com

Speaking in my capacity as someone who legitimately owns that album, I felt that I had no other choice in the matter, good sir.
 
2012-07-02 08:08:42 PM  
I'd stab someone who tried to play Bov Jovi in my home....in the face...with a plastic fork from KFC.
 
2012-07-02 08:10:07 PM  

doctor wu: I'd stab someone who tried to play Bov Jovi in my home....in the face...with a plastic fork from KFC.


You give love a bad name.
 
2012-07-02 08:12:38 PM  
Hipster music would urge me towards getting all stabby, before it was cool.
 
2012-07-02 08:17:30 PM  
CSB:

I attended a class by a former professor a couple years back around the time my sister-in-law was due to pop her second crotchfruit out. So I'm sitting in this lecture and my phone goes off--my brother calling to tell me that his second crotchfruit had a hole, not a pole. My ringtone at the time: "Savin' Me," I shiat you not. Prof stops talking about Macedonia, looks dead at me, and says: "Nickleback, Mr. [Redacted]?"

/CSB
 
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