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2012-07-02 05:36:34 PM
14 votes:
I'm looking forward to her new movie, Herbie's Simplex II.
2012-07-02 02:50:13 PM
9 votes:
Look, she was hot, but now even jerking off to her without a condom seems risky.
2012-07-02 06:07:23 PM
5 votes:

Mikey1969: You know, it's a shame... She could have tweaked her 'cute' Disney look just slightly and been hot as hell, she had potential to be fun in movies, even if they were safer family fare, I could have watched her. Then she had to go and have a public meltdown that made Brittney Sears look sane, no small feat in itself, but I digress... Now she's a freaking train wreck meets a hurricane, wrapped in a flood and smothered with volcanic devastation.

Lindsey Lohan could have pulled of that hot 'Girl Next Door' thing like a champ, now she's the butt of boozy slut jokes, and she mostly has herself to blame, although the pictures of her cootch were really nobody's business, so what if she wasn't wearing underwear, many women don't nowadays, the only difference is that they don't have sleazy shiatheads shoving cameras up their coonts. Everything else was her fault, but everyone who suffered from the 'No Panties' coverage was just a victim of the press, unless they pulled their dress up and flashed the universe.


And you are now farkied as "LiLo's White Knight." Congratulations, now come up to the podium and clamidia your prize.
2012-07-02 05:06:20 PM
3 votes:
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2012-07-02 04:57:17 PM
3 votes:
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Is she looking to buy a new house?
2012-07-02 06:03:03 PM
2 votes:
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2012-07-02 02:31:33 PM
2 votes:
♫ Li-Lo, Li-Lo, it's off the edge she goes. ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪....
2012-07-03 05:48:54 PM
1 votes:

farkplug: Farkers are so shallow. Oh, boo hoo, one of my favorite fapping fantasies doesn't look the way I want her to, let's all heap derision upon her. Yay! You don't give a shiat about her well being or her lifestyle. If she was a coke-whore, meth-head cutter who drank before driving all the time YET still looked like she did when you liked her (i.e., when she was an adolescent), you'd all be saying how awesome she is and not much more than that. Just cut out the lifestyle criticism and stick with your critiques of her looks. It's what you're "good" at.


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2012-07-02 09:10:50 PM
1 votes:

debug: mitchcumstein1: Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?

Lacey Chabert

That is all.


The Chabert Report!
2012-07-02 09:00:11 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: she still has a decent body.


Yeah, and those pickles at the dollar store have a nice label.
Nothing worth donating in that shuffling, snorting carcass.
2012-07-02 07:42:49 PM
1 votes:

Saturn5: Man, she's already dead inside. There's no life in her eyes at all.


What, are you trying to fark her eyes? You sick bastard.
2012-07-02 07:24:52 PM
1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I'm looking forward to her new movie, Herbie's Simplex II.


+1
2012-07-02 07:20:20 PM
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: I'll bet her anus doesn't look a day over 36.


I'd take that bet.
2012-07-02 07:13:17 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet her anus doesn't look a day over 36.
2012-07-02 07:05:20 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?


Would not hit it. just look at those pointy ears.
2012-07-02 06:30:29 PM
1 votes:

Mikey1969: ...people who make factual statements around here sure are outcasts...


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2012-07-02 06:21:16 PM
1 votes:

chachi88: And you are now farkied as "LiLo's White Knight." Congratulations, now come up to the podium and clamidia your prize.


Yeah, go ahead and lump on all the shiat you want. I said she had potential and turned into a mess. Jesus, people who make factual statements around here sure are outcasts.

So how does this work, anyway? DO I have to buy or make my own Red Letter, or do the mighty on top of the Hill with you grant me one?
2012-07-02 05:21:35 PM
1 votes:
Yo, dye your eyebrows, skank.
2012-07-02 05:21:17 PM
1 votes:
Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?
 
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