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(Starpulse)   Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan. You look great for 47   (starpulse.com) divider line 86
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2012-07-02 02:18:47 PM  
weeklyecho.com


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2012-07-02 02:31:33 PM  
♫ Li-Lo, Li-Lo, it's off the edge she goes. ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪....
 
2012-07-02 02:50:13 PM  
Look, she was hot, but now even jerking off to her without a condom seems risky.
 
2012-07-02 03:33:45 PM  
FTFC: LINDSAY LOHAN ROCKS!screw the universe screw the nebula haters of life are telepathic with the deceaced!

Well said, Elitenathan616. Well said.
 
2012-07-02 03:58:19 PM  

DannyJunior: FTFC: LINDSAY LOHAN ROCKS!screw the universe screw the nebula haters of life are telepathic with the deceaced!



Keep your head high Lindsey. There is a whole wealth of people out here who are sending positive love your way. Just ask the Great Bird of the Galaxy to send you clarity of mind and everything will work out as it should. Peace and love


Let's leave Big Bird outta this!
 
2012-07-02 04:03:15 PM  
But she's only....oh.....
 
2012-07-02 04:16:27 PM  
Bottom shot is in hard light - sure she looks terrible, but the lighting and hairstyle is 90% of the issue here. Also eyebrows are way to dark for those bleached areas of her hair - the contrast makes her look like those unibrow folks from Dune...

/ Wish fark would stop greenlighting this AW...
 
2012-07-02 04:54:17 PM  
Talk all this shiat you want about her, but the fact remains that she was just taken #1 in the NBA draft.
 
2012-07-02 04:56:11 PM  
How many more goats must be slain to ensure a Lohan news blackout?!
 
2012-07-02 04:57:17 PM  
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Is she looking to buy a new house?
 
2012-07-02 04:57:25 PM  

Elzar: Bottom shot is in hard light...


Any light that is exposed directly to this woman without extinguishing itself is by definition hard light. Look, live a trainwreck of a life if you want, that is your business, but don't lead with your face the whole time and expect people to say nice things about your looks if you miraculously make it to 47. She looks older than 71 year old Raquel Welch, FFS.
 
2012-07-02 04:59:04 PM  
NO..

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2012-07-02 05:06:20 PM  
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2012-07-02 05:12:21 PM  
You can tell she's had some work done. Botox, fillers, lip work..just think what she'll look like at 35 (if she lives that long.) Scary
 
2012-07-02 05:21:17 PM  
Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?
 
2012-07-02 05:21:35 PM  
Yo, dye your eyebrows, skank.
 
2012-07-02 05:21:45 PM  

Mark Ratner: You can tell she's had some work done. Botox, fillers, lip work..just think what she'll look like at 35 (if she lives that long.) Scary


Bruce Jenner with tits?
 
2012-07-02 05:25:25 PM  
say what you will, but she was great in Machete.
 
2012-07-02 05:29:48 PM  

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?


She's very pretty, but she is also weird looking.
I like weird looking.
 
2012-07-02 05:30:29 PM  
A waste of one of the finest racks Hollywood ever produced.
 
2012-07-02 05:31:47 PM  
Jerry Hall was born on this day in 1956, and she looks younger than Li-Lo.

/obvious post is obvious
 
2012-07-02 05:36:34 PM  
I'm looking forward to her new movie, Herbie's Simplex II.
 
2012-07-02 05:43:04 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Mark Ratner: You can tell she's had some work done. Botox, fillers, lip work..just think what she'll look like at 35 (if she lives that long.) Scary

Bruce Jenner with tits?


Bruce Kardashian

FTFY...good point though...lol
 
2012-07-02 05:52:20 PM  

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?


I like the way you think.
 
2012-07-02 05:59:08 PM  
You know, it's a shame... She could have tweaked her 'cute' Disney look just slightly and been hot as hell, she had potential to be fun in movies, even if they were safer family fare, I could have watched her. Then she had to go and have a public meltdown that made Brittney Sears look sane, no small feat in itself, but I digress... Now she's a freaking train wreck meets a hurricane, wrapped in a flood and smothered with volcanic devastation.

Lindsey Lohan could have pulled of that hot 'Girl Next Door' thing like a champ, now she's the butt of boozy slut jokes, and she mostly has herself to blame, although the pictures of her cootch were really nobody's business, so what if she wasn't wearing underwear, many women don't nowadays, the only difference is that they don't have sleazy shiatheads shoving cameras up their coonts. Everything else was her fault, but everyone who suffered from the 'No Panties' coverage was just a victim of the press, unless they pulled their dress up and flashed the universe.
 
2012-07-02 06:03:03 PM  
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2012-07-02 06:03:46 PM  

Lipspinach: fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?

She's very pretty, but she is also weird looking.
I like weird looking.


She IS a little bit weird looking, but it makes her stand out from all the other hot chicks in Hollywood. We had a thread a couple weeks ago about Leo DiCaprio's hot model girlfriends, and how they all look the same. Liv Tyler stands out.
 
2012-07-02 06:07:23 PM  

Mikey1969: You know, it's a shame... She could have tweaked her 'cute' Disney look just slightly and been hot as hell, she had potential to be fun in movies, even if they were safer family fare, I could have watched her. Then she had to go and have a public meltdown that made Brittney Sears look sane, no small feat in itself, but I digress... Now she's a freaking train wreck meets a hurricane, wrapped in a flood and smothered with volcanic devastation.

Lindsey Lohan could have pulled of that hot 'Girl Next Door' thing like a champ, now she's the butt of boozy slut jokes, and she mostly has herself to blame, although the pictures of her cootch were really nobody's business, so what if she wasn't wearing underwear, many women don't nowadays, the only difference is that they don't have sleazy shiatheads shoving cameras up their coonts. Everything else was her fault, but everyone who suffered from the 'No Panties' coverage was just a victim of the press, unless they pulled their dress up and flashed the universe.


And you are now farkied as "LiLo's White Knight." Congratulations, now come up to the podium and clamidia your prize.
 
2012-07-02 06:19:50 PM  

Mikey1969: Lindsey Lohan could have pulled of that hot 'Girl Next Door' thing like a champ, now she's the butt of boozy slut jokes, and she mostly has herself to blame


True, but that initial burst of talent and subsequent meltdown set the stage for Hollywood executives to look for a cute, talented redhead whose name they could write onto the scripts they bought after Lohan's was crossed out.

For a time, that made Emma Stone the luckiest actress in the business, and for that we should all be grateful.
 
2012-07-02 06:21:16 PM  

chachi88: And you are now farkied as "LiLo's White Knight." Congratulations, now come up to the podium and clamidia your prize.


Yeah, go ahead and lump on all the shiat you want. I said she had potential and turned into a mess. Jesus, people who make factual statements around here sure are outcasts.

So how does this work, anyway? DO I have to buy or make my own Red Letter, or do the mighty on top of the Hill with you grant me one?
 
2012-07-02 06:22:38 PM  
I'm still rooting for Lindsay Lohan to get the title role in Zeke the Plumber: The Movie.
 
2012-07-02 06:30:29 PM  

Mikey1969: ...people who make factual statements around here sure are outcasts...


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2012-07-02 06:32:32 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still rooting for Lindsay Lohan to get the title role in Zeke the Plumber: The Movie.


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Wow. That name seemed really familiar, so I googled it and you brought back a horrible childhood memory. That episode scared the shiat out of me as a kid. There's really a movie in production?
 
2012-07-02 06:41:45 PM  

MagSeven: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still rooting for Lindsay Lohan to get the title role in Zeke the Plumber: The Movie.

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Wow. That name seemed really familiar, so I googled it and you brought back a horrible childhood memory. That episode scared the shiat out of me as a kid. There's really a movie in production?


Hahaha wow you guys just took me back to like '91.
 
2012-07-02 06:43:13 PM  

T-Servo: Jerry Hall was born on this day in 1956, and she looks younger than Li-Lo.

/obvious post is obvious


Debbie Harry at 67 and Pamela Anderson at 45 both look better that Lindsay Lohan.
 
2012-07-02 06:44:22 PM  

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.





Can we have that thread instead?


I have such a girl crush on her. Even though my friends say she looks like she has Downs. They are terrible people.
 
2012-07-02 06:45:01 PM  
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Man, she's already dead inside. There's no life in her eyes at all.
 
2012-07-02 06:57:38 PM  

Sybarite: [weeklyecho.com image 320x377]


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Talk about a frightening and tragic transformation....
 
2012-07-02 06:59:50 PM  

MagSeven: 3.bp.blogspot.com

Wow. That name seemed really familiar, so I googled it and you brought back a horrible childhood memory. That episode scared the shiat out of me as a kid.


You wouldn't be human if that episode DIDN'T scare the hell outta ya!


MagSeven: There's really a movie in production?


Heh, nah, I was just clownin'. I never pass up the opportunity to make a Zeke the Plumber reference!


keepitcherry: Hahaha wow you guys just took me back to like '91.


Just like an announcement from Dr. Kahn!
 
2012-07-02 07:05:20 PM  

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?


Would not hit it. just look at those pointy ears.
 
2012-07-02 07:13:17 PM  
I'll bet her anus doesn't look a day over 36.
 
2012-07-02 07:20:20 PM  

Ed Finnerty: I'll bet her anus doesn't look a day over 36.


I'd take that bet.
 
2012-07-02 07:24:52 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I'm looking forward to her new movie, Herbie's Simplex II.


+1
 
2012-07-02 07:30:01 PM  

Waldo Pepper: I still hold out hope for her. If britney can turn it around so can this girl.


Maybe. She sure looks friggin' rough these days, though. And I think the comments about work being done look correct.

I also agree that it's a shame. She was hot, before she ravaged her body with drugs, alcohol and endless nonstop partying. It's very, very hard to undo that; we're talking months of a strict detox diet and a lot of yoga type stuff.
 
2012-07-02 07:42:49 PM  

Saturn5: Man, she's already dead inside. There's no life in her eyes at all.


What, are you trying to fark her eyes? You sick bastard.
 
2012-07-02 07:47:15 PM  
I don't get all this "What a shame" crap. It isn't a shame, it is justice. She is the one who made the bad decisions, and now she has to live with the consequences. That isn't a shame, a shame would be if other people suffered the consequences of her bad decisions. I'd say that making those decisions in the first place could be considered a shame, but she seems happy enough to have made them, and shows no sign of regretting any of them, so even that doesn't hold water.

I'll tell you what is a shame...that people still think her employable, let alone newsworthy.
 
2012-07-02 08:05:19 PM  
Shall we make this a thread of famous women who are older than Lindsay Lohan, but look younger?
 
2012-07-02 08:33:38 PM  
Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?
 
2012-07-02 08:36:19 PM  
There was a time I would have suggested that a party in her birthday suit would be in order.

That time has LONG since past.
 
2012-07-02 08:45:54 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?


Lacey Chabert

That is all.
 
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