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(Starpulse)   Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan. You look great for 47   (starpulse.com) divider line 95
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2012-07-02 08:05:19 PM
Shall we make this a thread of famous women who are older than Lindsay Lohan, but look younger?
 
2012-07-02 08:24:58 PM

IlGreven: Shall we make this a thread of famous women who are older than Lindsay Lohan, but look younger?


how about a tribute to her better days ;-)
 
2012-07-02 08:33:38 PM
Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?
 
2012-07-02 08:36:19 PM
There was a time I would have suggested that a party in her birthday suit would be in order.

That time has LONG since past.
 
2012-07-02 08:45:54 PM

mitchcumstein1: Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?


Lacey Chabert

That is all.
 
2012-07-02 08:56:22 PM

mitchcumstein1: Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?


someone who doesn't think straight
 
2012-07-02 08:57:51 PM

Maechyll: There was a time I would have suggested that a party in her birthday suit would be in order.

That time has LONG since past.


You'd put a root beer Fizzy in her clam just to watch it turn green. Admit it.
 
2012-07-02 08:59:20 PM
Does coke do that to a nose? I understand it can eat away the septum, but It looks wider near the bridge. Almost like it was broken and not set correctly.
 
2012-07-02 09:00:11 PM

Waldo Pepper: she still has a decent body.


Yeah, and those pickles at the dollar store have a nice label.
Nothing worth donating in that shuffling, snorting carcass.
 
2012-07-02 09:03:18 PM

Ed Finnerty: I'll bet her anus doesn't look a day over 36.


Who knows? It's probably taken quite a pounding over the years.
 
2012-07-02 09:07:48 PM
I am the king of "I would still hit it" posts. I wouldn't hit it anymore. This chick is not worth it.

/unless she does ATM
//Lindsay call me
 
2012-07-02 09:10:50 PM

debug: mitchcumstein1: Who would have though Lizzy Caplan would be the hottest chick to come out of Mean Girls?

Lacey Chabert

That is all.


The Chabert Report!
 
2012-07-02 09:25:57 PM
Lindsay Lohan = Dana Plato Part Deux
 
2012-07-02 09:28:46 PM

vudukungfu: Maechyll: There was a time I would have suggested that a party in her birthday suit would be in order.

That time has LONG since past.

You'd put a root beer Fizzy in her clam just to watch it turn green. Admit it.


Sorry. There ain't tongs long enough for me to get a root beer fizzy anywhere NEAR her clam.
 
2012-07-02 09:38:04 PM
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best to remember her they way she was, it is after all her birthday
 
2012-07-02 09:58:52 PM

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best to remember her they way she was, it is after all her birthday


yeah, but those panties were white when she put them on.
She must have picked the scabs and let the puss run for a while.
/sandpaper sally.
 
2012-07-02 10:02:09 PM

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best to remember her they way she was, it is after all her birthday

yeah, but those panties were white when she put them on.
She must have picked the scabs and let the puss run for a while.
/sandpaper sally.


stop sharing your fantasies with us
 
2012-07-02 10:22:27 PM
wallpaper.pickywallpapers.com
 
2012-07-02 10:29:28 PM

Waldo Pepper: I still hold out hope for her. If britney can turn it around so can this girl.


Britney actually has one parent who cares about Britney's health and well being, Lindsay has two fame whore parents who seem to not give a damn about Lindsay unless it is to make themselves more famous.
 
2012-07-02 10:36:06 PM

vudukungfu: Maechyll: There was a time I would have suggested that a party in her birthday suit would be in order.

That time has LONG since past.

You'd put a root beer Fizzy in her clam just to watch it turn green. Admit it.


Hell, I'd do it just to see which would turn green first.

the fizzy or the clam
 
2012-07-02 10:37:18 PM

plushpuppy: Waldo Pepper: I still hold out hope for her. If britney can turn it around so can this girl.

Britney actually has one parent who cares about Britney's health and well being, Lindsay has two fame whore parents who seem to not give a damn about Lindsay unless it is to make themselves more famous.


Bingo.
 
2012-07-02 10:51:04 PM

Waldo Pepper: IlGreven: Shall we make this a thread of famous women who are older than Lindsay Lohan, but look younger?

how about a tribute to her better days ;-)


...she had better days?
 
2012-07-02 10:55:34 PM
I hope she pulls a Robert Downey JR
 
2012-07-02 11:25:08 PM

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: I hope she pulls a Robert Downey JR


she does kind of resemble iron man...
 
2012-07-02 11:32:28 PM

plushpuppy: Waldo Pepper: I still hold out hope for her. If britney can turn it around so can this girl.

Britney actually has one parent who cares about Britney's health and well being, Lindsay has two fame whore parents who seem to not give a damn about Lindsay unless it is to make themselves more famous.


Britney is just dumb, Lilo is part evil.
 
2012-07-03 12:20:57 AM
She definitely had a classic, natural beauty, but that's given way to a glazed, skanky perma-stone look. Utterly talentless, however. Anyone see that disturbing awards show appearance a few years back where she did White Wing Dove and started rubbing her booty against the back-up singer? that was gold!!
 
2012-07-03 12:33:47 AM
She looks OK for a an older woman in her 50s.
 
2012-07-03 01:26:44 AM
One year until she's eligible for Club 27.
 
2012-07-03 04:23:52 AM

skinink: Lindsay Lohan = Dana Plato Part Deux


During a brief appearance on The Gong Show, Dana was spotted by a producer who helped her land the role of Kimberly Drummond, the older sister on TV's Diff'rent Strokes. Her character served a dual purpose: she'd cast disapproving glances at the crazy schemes of her younger brothers, and she'd periodically proclaim she was no longer using the bathroom.

/http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/child-stars/dana-plat o /
//R.I.P. dana i always loved you
 
2012-07-03 04:29:33 AM

Burn_The_Plows: Bruce Jenner with tits?


you son of a b*tch i've been laughing for 10 minutes

3.bp.blogspot.com

/gis 'bruce jenner with tits'
 
2012-07-03 07:31:36 AM
Huh, I shae a birthday w/ Lohan. Never knew.
 
2012-07-03 07:38:38 AM

chard: say what you will, but she was great in Machete.


She played a cracked out whore. Not exactly stretching her acting skill.
 
2012-07-03 09:14:27 AM
LiLo is one of the few female hollywood stars I would categorically say "no" to. If she threw herself at me for sex I would not do it. Just about anyone else would do.

Heck I'd do Rhea Perlman before I'd do LiLo. She disgusts me.
 
2012-07-03 10:21:34 AM

nmiguy: LiLo is one of the few female hollywood stars I would categorically say "no" to. If she threw herself at me for sex I would not do it. Just about anyone else would do.

Heck I'd do Rhea Perlman before I'd do LiLo. She disgusts me.


I'd do Danny DeVito before LiLo.

/and the rest of the "Sunny" cast
 
2012-07-03 10:23:11 AM
For someone her age she's got really saggy boobs.
 
2012-07-03 10:54:49 AM
man... she used to be the hottest girl on the planet.

i'm sad now.


I think the only thing that can rescue her is a whole-foods, plant based diet.
 
2012-07-03 12:23:51 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: I'm looking forward to her new movie, Herbie's Simplex II.


Laughter out loud.
 
2012-07-03 12:25:36 PM

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best to remember her they way she was, it is after all her birthday


aww, classy post!
 
2012-07-03 01:22:55 PM

doctor wu: She definitely had a classic, natural beauty, but that's given way to a glazed, skanky perma-stone look. Utterly talentless, however. Anyone see that disturbing awards show appearance a few years back where she did White Wing Dove and started rubbing her booty against the back-up singer? that was gold!!


This one: "Edge of Seventeen" by Fleetwood Mac at 1:15. Not too bad (then again I don't really know her music) but definately over sung by her back up singers.
 
2012-07-03 01:58:51 PM
Farkers are so shallow. Oh, boo hoo, one of my favorite fapping fantasies doesn't look the way I want her to, let's all heap derision upon her. Yay! You don't give a shiat about her well being or her lifestyle. If she was a coke-whore, meth-head cutter who drank before driving all the time YET still looked like she did when you liked her (i.e., when she was an adolescent), you'd all be saying how awesome she is and not much more than that. Just cut out the lifestyle criticism and stick with your critiques of her looks. It's what you're "good" at.
 
2012-07-03 03:53:21 PM

fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?


PLEASE!
 
2012-07-03 03:54:39 PM

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Let's hope she finds Carl.
 
2012-07-03 04:27:30 PM
farkplug


Farkers are so shallow. Oh, boo hoo, one of my favorite fapping fantasies doesn't look the way I want her to, let's all heap derision upon her. Yay! You don't give a shiat about her well being or her lifestyle. If she was a coke-whore, meth-head cutter who drank before driving all the time YET still looked like she did when you liked her (i.e., when she was an adolescent), you'd all be saying how awesome she is and not much more than that. Just cut out the lifestyle criticism and stick with your critiques of her looks. It's what you're "good" at.



Wow - are you this guy:
hellogiggles.com I bet you are.
 
2012-07-03 05:48:54 PM

farkplug: Farkers are so shallow. Oh, boo hoo, one of my favorite fapping fantasies doesn't look the way I want her to, let's all heap derision upon her. Yay! You don't give a shiat about her well being or her lifestyle. If she was a coke-whore, meth-head cutter who drank before driving all the time YET still looked like she did when you liked her (i.e., when she was an adolescent), you'd all be saying how awesome she is and not much more than that. Just cut out the lifestyle criticism and stick with your critiques of her looks. It's what you're "good" at.


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2012-07-03 10:30:23 PM

Evil Mackerel: fusillade762: Yesterday was Liv Tyler's birthday.

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Can we have that thread instead?

PLEASE!


I will take Lilo over Liv, I think I would always see her daddy in her and that is too freaking scary. plus if Lilo every gets her body back. and goes back to the red hair mmmmm
 
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